/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I think I'd fall in love with anyone I was killing, or maybe that I'd only be able to kill someone I loved - one of the two.

I've thought about the latter situation a lot. I wouldn't really want to go to prison though.

why the HELL not? i'm going to HELL anyways

Actually, the only threads I-ve ever replied to are shithreads like this one.
Most of the time I passively read everyone-s opinion about games or porn and keep mine to myself.

>>8026031
I will wait for the wild wild west situation(zombie outbreak, aliens invasion etc) before I go on a killing spree knowing law and order institution has collapsed.

Sometimes I imagine going to shitposter-kun's house then severing his head from his body with a large machete and fucking his throat as he dies.

Stop posting.

>>8026047
i know that f'HELL but i was board hopping a long time ago

The fantasy is incredibly exciting, but once you drop the edge attitude and watch a film with real people dying horribly, you drop the idea.

Oh god, the screams. The screams.

No. I'm a pacifist.

>>8026041
[HELL] yeah...!!

I can't even kill myself. Also reported.

Strangling a child to death?

Fuck no.

There was this one dude, though.

SOON.

As much as I hate children, I don't feel like strangling any. On the other hand, I've always wanted to take apart a person while they are alive in a secluded basement or building. But then I think about how I would like it if it happened to me and then I don't want to do it anymore/feel bad. It's not karma or anything, I just wouldn't want it to happen to me but I can't help feeling curious,

When I was a kid I tried to kill myself several times by holding my breath. I also tried to kill my brothers because we used to fight a lot. They were stronger and bigger than me so I grabbed a knife every time they wanted to start something.

/jp/ - pacifist and potential murderers

>>8026095
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath alone. You need to put an airtight bag around your head at least.

>>8026113
"I was a kid"

Kids don't really know that.

>Do you think it's in your heart to kill somebody, /jp/?
No not really. I do fantasize quite a lot about being killed though.

I would like to be murdered by /jp/sies. Hard Gay would sodomize me while swarms of autists slowly beat and clobber me to death before I am devoured.

>>8026139
>I do fantasize quite a lot about being killed though.
Me too.

We should kill each other.

>>8026139
I just popped a boner. If I'm lucky, I might be able to get Sanae to let me kill her in my dreams.

Don't judge me, dude.

I don't fantasize about being killed. I'd be useless that way. I do fantasize about being fucked in the eye a lot, though.

/jp/ murder meetup

>>8026139
expanding on this point,

Death is appealing to me for a variety of reasons but being killed by someone else so much more so. Specifically, I want to be killed by someone I care about and I'd like the death to be meaningful, not just gunned down in a drive-by or something. I want to spend my final moments in the arms of my murderer. Whatever their method or motivation may be, my motivation for allowing myself to be killed would be to have given my life to them, allowing that person I care about to take what is perhaps the most precious thing I possess while at the same time ending my suffering forever.

>>8026031

Nope... I'd only kill if my own life was under immediate threat.

And why would I want to strangle a child or my own mother? I rather like both of those things.

>>8026253
That's passionate as fuck.

>>8026253

I'd be ok with Flan killing me for that very reason.

>>8026253
prepare yourself boy