/jp/ - Otaku Culture

because I am not a female looking gay 2 dimensional anime man.

excuse while i go and throw up for making me imagine that

>2011
>not sucking cocks
I seriously hope you guys aren't "straight"

fuck that shazz, my pantsu cost 750 per three-pack.

>fujoshi

There's where you're wrong - I JUST DID!

too bad it was with myself
and masturbation isn't sex

shit was still cash.
;_;

Because it turned out that she wasn't being a tsundere, she apparently just hated me in the end.
She let me sleep by her side and sent me air kisses and whatnot, too. And hugged me so often. And had a decent powerlevel. Dammit.

I am going to spend the rest of my life wondering what could I have missed, and if anything of value was lost.

They're as gay as I am.

I would but I can't find one.

Too busy torrenting shit loads SOLO UNCENSORED JAV to give a fuck. Oh boy once this shit is finished downloading I'm set for life.

>>8020970
> uncensored JAV

The abyss gazes also, my friend. Don't forget that.

>>8020922

OH ANON.

CALL ME REIMU.

DO IT HARDER.

LICK MY ARMPITS NOW.

I'M CUMMING.

Because they're all fat and ugly.

Because I don't know any. It's safe to say that I'm willing to accept shit taste in anime if the girl is slutty and hot.

>>8020987
I have to claim this not to be true. There are some really cute fujoshi dependent on parents, though not in basement because who would let a girl live in a basement?
Anyway they are still not comparable in patheticnes to us, though the power level can be bearable. And the cute ones, they ALL have histrionic disorder. I would make a society study to understand how does a girl become a fujoshi, but they lie about their lives all the time just like you do. Possibly to the point of saying that she isn't a virgin as not to make herself look pathetic.

>>8021010
but I thought being not a virgin = impure slut? would this not be a desirable characteristic and eliminate the need for said lies?

silly Anon, so full of contradictions~

>>8021024
I did not say I understand fujoshi. I wouldn't even say that I understand women, obviously.

I wish I knew a fujoshi like the one in the OP ;_;

I'd avoid talking to her so hard, and feel bad about not having the social skills to talk to her and have sex with her.

>>8021091
If you have the balls to go on a con and actually talk to people, you should be able to see one or two. It's either the one all the other fujoshi hate and avoid because she actually knows all the bara doujins related to every title and will argue about canon slash positions to death, or the one in the middle of the crowd who is cute but doesn't have a boyfriend because if she could hold a relationship until the point they got to sex, she wouldn't need to read mango about it. The biggest joke about her is that she does want it, but it kinda sorta never happens so she gives up.

Note that you need some BL powerlevel to talk to both. Shows like Natsume are a good topic if you are gay enough to watch them, but you will propably get friendzoned because she will start regarding you as a girl in a dude's body. If you can talk about her about stuff like JoJo, you just might have won.

>>8021214
Or find a yuri fujoshi. Straight (or at the very minimum bi) ones have been known to exist, and if you find one it could be magic (she'd borrow your Touhou DJs and loan you her Marimite ones!).

>>8021214
I didn't find the first couple episodes to Natsume to indicate much gayness. But I never proceeded further with it than that. Now you wanna talk GAY, Nabari no Ou, that's some homosexual stuff right there.

On a different note, the problem with fujoshi is they get WAY wrapped around the axle with fanon, and canon info often gets left by the wayside.

>>8021214
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>>8021227
I hope you guys aren't seriously considering going after fucking fujoshis.

>>8021237
FUCK NO. I'd make friends, but my libido don't run that way.

>>8020906
The same reason as you, silly OP.

>>8021227
Natsume pokes jokes at itself, which I liked about it, but it just ends up being at best a shoujo about a guy.

>>8021223
I find the idea of finding a girl with whom I could get high and talk about Utena somehow intruguing.

Because if finding a girl into weeaboo shit who wasn't annoying as hell isn't hard enough, finding one who is at least a 5/10 will be.

Not to mention it'd be hard to reach eachother through our basements.

>>8021237
I already went after fucking fujoshis.

I can take the hobbies and I genuinely like their attitude.

If I had another chance ;_;

you people are fucking disgusting weeaboos

Given that I am hardly a 5/10 myself, I for one think the idea of meeting a fujoshi with a good personality and okayish body would be great. But being a hikki tends to make such things difficult

>>8020906
Wow, I didn't realize this was the original image.

>>8021452
I am pretty sure there are more versions of it. Even seen a western version with an actual 3DveryPD girl.

dat abandoned hope

>>8021452
That is not the original. That is the moefied, aesthetically appealing version.

This thread is an eyesore. You people make me fucking sick. Who in their right fucking mind, would want a god damn 3D fucking PIG DISGUSTING girl? And on top of that, a FUJOSHI? Are you guys just fucking with me? You want the lowest of the low? Not only are they 3D which is bad enough as it is, but you want the WORST 3D to boot? What the fuck you guys. I expected better.

>>8021484
As if this thread wasn't bad enough.

>>8021227
>Now you wanna talk GAY, Nabari no Ou, that's some homosexual stuff right there.

Is it good? /cm/ told me to download it, and I did, but I never got the motivation to watch it. Should I?

>>8021480
Spoken like a true beta piece of shit. Go out and get your dick wet son, instead of bickering about cartoons all day, you'll find it to be a better life.

(since this seems to be a sensitive subject, please just ignore/block and move on if you don't want to read)

Because I only know three fujoshi, and none are quite my type.
One is 15 years my senior and lives on the other side of the planet, and we share no other interests than YYH.
One constantly inserts references to Japanese mythology and references to her latest miracle diet in every sentence. It just wouldn't work out between her and I.
One is basically Selphie on crack, although she can draw really well. But she's so far beyond me on that that we have almost nothing meaningful to discuss.

Actually I don't know a lot of other women who like anime or anything Japanese at all to begin with. Except a clump that runs a Western maid cafe, with whom I have little contact except mutual contempt and mistrust.
This doesn't seem to be my thing.

>>8021480
But they can understand your suffering.

If you are willing to dive into theirs.

>>8021493
You turn my stomach. Sex is fun, but the interactions involved with obtaining it are beyond stupid.

>>8021496
>Selphie on crack

That is the histrionic kind. These also tend to draw well. They also tend to turn out astoudingly boring, taking you to KFC being their idea of a date. Now, Selphie, the bitch was insane, a date with her would be a steamy ride through hell.

>>8021494
I did not find it to be that good in the story department, or animation department. However, some of the characters are rather interesting.

Couldn't hurt to watch it, but I wouldn't rate it as anything spectacular.

>>8021503
It looks like Saten-san is about to batter someone's head in.

>>8021499
Thats just an excuse you make because youre bad with it. You have to PRACTICE to be good at anything in life. Youre just afraid. Grow up man! Get back out there and get in the game!

>>8021510

I'm currently too busy, work, full time school and dark souls are the only stimulus I require.

>>8021493
>>8021513
I feel so sorry for you.

>>8021506

If I said I saw the madness glowing behind her eyes, it sounds like you would understand exactly what I meant.

But enough from me there. I've said everything I could on the subject.

>>8021496
>western maid cafe
Do want.

>>8021506
How did you become an expert on them? To be able to tell us about their personality types, you must be quite sociable.

>>8021515
Saten is a bitch. Deal with it.

Is my hand not good enough?

Nerdy women don't want guys like us. They still want neanderthalic, alphajock dicks like every other woman.

>>8021547
So toughen up your disposition and take up a sport. You see how you are required to be, so be it. What's the problem? You all act like this is beyond your control or something.

>>8021496
>One constantly inserts references to Japanese mythology and references to her latest miracle diet in every sentence.

This sounds like the perfect girl to talk over the internet. No one catches my mythology references and I have to explain them afterwards. Shit sucks.

>>8021535
When you walk a con, you sometimes see these long haired quasibishies with open shirts who seem to only come there to pick up girls and you want to laugh at them, seeing how they not only suck at picking up girls, but the girls suck at being picked up.

That's me.
I also drink tea with Fujoshi weekly.
I also live in an ACTUAL basement.

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>>8021566
WHOA! Those are lewd feet...

>>8021513
I've played the game. Hell, I almost got married once. I'm not BAD at it per se, but I just don't see the replay value in it. My playing days are done, and I'm okay with that.

More money for me, no worries about what the other person feels, no extra emotional baggage, etc.

>>8021571
Misaka is a lewd girl.

repeat his name 3 times and he will come
sudo
sudo
sudo

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>>8021588
>>8021592
samefag

>>8021595

ohayou Sudo

>>8021605
Selamat pagi!

>why aren't you fapping to a sweaty fujoshi?

>>8021610
Now, this sir has the right idea.

>>8021607

>>8021626

Having cuddlesex with a chubby, sweaty fujoshi who's holding your hands while you fuck and you can smell her body odor a bit

>>8021630

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>>8021635

>>8020906
too bad in amerikkka fujoshis are those ugly hambeast

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>>8021680

You can always count on trip code users to ruin your favorite character.

>>8021682
>/jp/

>>8021684

When someone posts a picture of an attractive 2D maid, people generally understand that she's attractive because she's 2D and that it wouldn't be the same if she was 3D. Or a miko. Or an imouto. Or any other kind of familiar or unfamiliar archetype.

So why do people react so differently to 2D fujoshi? Of all archetypes, just how could anyone get the idea that the fujoshi is the one you can realistically expect to be attractive in 3D? It just doesn't make any sense at all.

>>8021701

>>8021711
It's a beta thing.
"We're on the same level. Maybe she'll love me."

>>8021562
But if you have to change everything about you just to... have sex (because romantic relationships are nothing more than that), wouldn't it mind it wasn't your true self who got laid? In fact, it would mean you just NTR'd yourself. Then again, I guess that isn't too bad if you're into that sort of thing.

>>8021737
Sheesh, what's with the alpha/beta bullshit on 4chan? Are inane memes really so cool?

>>8021478
Rule 1 of /jp/ is "abandon all hope."

>>8021770
It's a loser thing.
"We're on the same level. Maybe she'll love me."

>>8021819
Better. Now, about the loser thing... why would you say that?

Average /jp/er probably lives in a first world country, happily leeching off welfare/parents/whatever. Has everything that's needed to live comfortably, and more. Doing what he/she wants. How does that make one a loser?

The whole alpha/beta thing is stupid, we are not some fucking animals anymore. Birth rates, fertility rates and even population numbers are starting to decline all over the developed world. The purpose of our lives is not reproduction.

>>8021887
Who said anything about reproducing?
Modern contraceptives are a wonderful thing.

>>8021503
Does the shape of this lens flare annoy anyone else for the type of lens flare that it is? If it were a photograph, for that particular type of lens flare, it would have the same dimensions as the aperture diaphragm. It'd be anywhere from 5-15 sided. It wouldn't be perfectly circular unless the person was shooting wide open. No one shoots wide open outside.

>>8021887
While it would seem someone in such conditions appears successful, society at large tends to think otherwise. One who does not work 'has no/poor work ethic' or is 'lazy'. One who doesn't pay rent is a 'freeloader'. A lazy freeloader is easily described as a loser.

>>8021887
Yet only /jp/ sees themselves as successful. To the majority, we're losers (not that I want a fujoshi).
Stop trying to complicate it. This was obvious from the start.

The worst fujoshi are coreaboos.

Why are fujioshi always depicted as fat? Aren't there unemployed and malnutritioned fujioshi running around?

>>8023621
Fujoshi are permavirgins. If they weren't fat, they could find a guy to parasite off of.

>>8023560
>>>/p/

>>8023633
/p/ is incredibly slow around these hours.

Also, I should correct myself. Lens flare can be as low as two sided if the aperture is rounded with two blades.

>>8023621
They use men to get what they want. All women are whores.

>>8023633
Unless she be gay, or just as picky as y'all.

>>8023639
/jp/ anti-feminist propaganda at full force

>>8023718
>just as picky
Bingo.

>>8023730
a warm hole is a warm hole

>>8023734
Not seeing the connection to my statement.

Since a warm hole is a warm hole, there's really no point to chasing around one with a body, nevermind the other baggage.

>>8023743
fool, a warm body is half the satisfaction

>>8023751
DURING the act. After, you've got a useless lump of flesh exuding fluids onto the bed.

>>8023759
good point

I am a faggot please rape my face.

Because 8 out of 10 fuyoshis IRL are hideous.

>>8023869
Who are you to judge?

>>8023869
Let he who is without neckbeard cast the first stone.

>>8023870
A straight male in his twenties with an objetive opinion in female's personal looks and beauty.

>>8023879
Sweet

>>8023881
off yourself

>>8023879
I know who you really are behind that mask, Buttranger.

>>8023885
Truth hurts uh?

>>8023892
but that simply isn't true

>>8023894
Prove me wrong.

>>8023883
>>>/bun/
Sandnigger.

Threads like this make me miss the old athens.

>>8023896
AND NOW WE'VE ENTERED TROLL TERRITORY

anyway...
>Why aren't you having sweaty sex with a fujoshi?
It's very difficult when the only one that isn't totally insufferable has an online boyfriend.

>>8023904
how many are there?

>>8023904
Perfect, you can be her offline boyfriend.

Why the fuck is this thread still around?

I know several nice-looking fujoshis, but still do not want as they are too much of a weeaboos for me to tolerate. And it is not like even if wanted to go out with them I would succeed.

>>8023916
Because.

>>8023912
I've met a ridiculous amount. Most of them are just antisocial types that latch onto casual things like "Death Note" or "Bleach" because it allows them to be that kind of annoying "look at me I'm a unique snowflake" in an arena where tits only seem to exist on overweight men.

The one that I'm talking to now, when we went on our first "date" she told me that she used to go to /d/ a lot.

>>8023914
Part of the plan.

Where the fuck did all these normals come from?

It's like I'm really on /a/ etc.

Reported using all 20 proxies.

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/jp/ is hungry as FUCK for some pussy.

Geez, guys, I would definitely have sex and probably babies with a fujoshi if I wasn't an autistic nerd who hasn't talked to a girl in a friendly manner since years.

>>8023969
The fujoshi in the OP is at tractive as fuck. I think the only reason for the complaints is because of the asexuals who want to be the little 2D girl.

>>8021711
Yeah, but /jp/ has a soft spot for 3D mikos and imoutos too, so you picked a bad example.

>>8021256
As hard as finding a guy who's the same but who's secure enough with himself that he doesn't rate women with numbers.

;_;

>>8023976
What if we're already the little girl?

>>8024032
What does have to do being secure with rating beauty in a 0-10 scale?

>>8024040
Girls have trouble understanding the idea that guys just want to have sex with hot girls. To girls, sex is invariably tied up with ideas of self worth, social power, etc.

>>8024040
everything.

also wtf is an 0?

>>8024055
An ugly bitch.

>>8024055
The average /cgl/ poster.

This one time I knew a fujoshi who might have been in love with me. But she never said so, it's probably just my autism.

>>8024051
>5/10
>hot
It's average, basically what you would see most of just walking around walmart.

Is it so wrong to want someone not disgusting? Women think so, they believe only they should have the choice in mates- but you should already know and take the first step by embarrassing yourself to ask them out.

>>8024078
Solid 9/10 would fuck

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther_Vilar

>>8024037
WOW! How can she get away with showing so much of her feet like that...?

>fujoshi
What's the difference from 'normal' women?
They're all just a bunch of whores that want to be praised by their looks and rule over the men.

Every time large groups of men get into a new fashion or group they're soon followed by the sluts that think "We're the only women here so we can get to pick from the flock. They'll be all over us."
So then men have to create a new social niche to get away from bitches and discuss men stuff in peace.

>>8024157
Yeah, those fujioshi saw all those great catches obsessing over yaoi manga and decided that if they got into yaoi too, they could get a boyfriend. Makes perfect sense.

>>8024166
>boyfriend
I never said that. Are you doing this on purpose?

>>8024177

What are you talking about? Your post very directly said that fujoshi are sluts that just follow the male fandom so they can land themselves a boyfriend. Please tell me you are simply trolling and not a blind misogynistic retard who can't even understand what he just said

>>8024105
This is fucking gold. I would buy her a beer.

>>8024105
>See also: [Error: Template must be given at least one article name
WELL DONE

>>8024032
That's something I tried to start doing a while ago. I found the solid rating /sp/ meme quite funny, though. You can label someone 1/10 or 10/10 all you like, it just comes down to preference in the end.

>>8024037
Is that really a girl? Is that an A-cup? Those are very rare indeed.

>>8024032

On the offchance that you are actually an Anonette who is offended by the number rating system, I sincerely hope you reconsider your view. Yes, it seems shallow, but that's exactly the point behind the system; when you want to try to quickly convey someone's beauty or handsomeness or fuckability or whatever you want to call, you put them down on a number system. It has nothing to do with security, ego, or any of that. It's just a shorthand and you should not be offended by it

I mean come now, surely you realize that men are also rated like that among women, and speaking as a male I don't mind that at all. It's just a way of getting the gist of someone's appeal across without having to go into a 3 minute diatribe of their various qualities

>>8024466
What's the point in giving people a score on their physical appearance? You might call someone a 10 but only a handful of people find her physically attractive? It's stupid.