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8021023 No.8021023 [Reply] [Original]

>buy one pound bag of sunflower seeds
>eat half of bag
>next day feel a shit coming on
>its like a thousand needles are coming out my ass
>push it out while barely staying conscious
>an hour later have to shit again
>this is happening every day

>> No.8021029

My ass hurts just from reading that.

>> No.8021031

Who told you to eat raw seeds anyway?

>> No.8021037

>>8021023
i lold very much

>> No.8021066

>>8021037
LOL RIGHT LIEK SO /B/ AND RAMDON FOR THE EPHIC LULZ XD

>> No.8021075

>>8021066
It isn't a shit post if I'm being ironic! xD

>> No.8021085

>>8021075
>xD
Get. The fuck. Out.

>> No.8021094

Op's ass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Xqy9KSlc4

>> No.8021107

>>8021094
Who gives a shit? Reported.

>> No.8021119

>>8021107
P-please don't report me. I'm willing to do anything you'd like.

>> No.8021160

>>8021023
Why are you eating the shells?

>> No.8021165

>>8021160
The shells are the best part.

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