/jp/ - Otaku Culture

lol more like Sanae the head hunter
cuz she's slutty as HELL xDDDDDD

Is there any Touhou sluttier than Sanae?

She can hunt my head

For reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHWmxCoTV3Y

An' down by Mayohiga is where I oughta be
Layin' down them danmaku with ol' Red-White's company
A sparrow on me left an' a nightbug on me right
An' a fistful precious spellcards fer me little Armalite

>>8017838
>Talkin' about the slut
Ruined.

>The Headless Youkai Hunter
That explains a lot.

>>8018009
is this supposed to be a War of the Worlds tripod?

>>8018016
What? No.

>>8018018
In theory, the head would go mad and die within a week without the endocrynous system and stimuli a body gives to its brain.

>>8018033
Couldn't that system and stimuli be simulated? With science?

>>8018039
The brain is addicted to stimuli. Sleep, food, going to the bathroom, the touch of other persons, so on and so forth. the body "rewards" the brain for having it do the thinking and beneficial actions. Without this constant stream of feel good sensations, you would go insane quickly.

Perhaps SCIENCE could but our current Science cannot.

>>8018009
>>8018018
Who would do something like this?

>>8018018
>>8018009
I'll never understand what kind of traumatic childhood experience makes someone able to like shit like this.
well, to each his own, but geez.

>>8018086
It's called imagination, you ignorant brat.

People are so sensible these days to mere fanart, especially these Sanaefags.

>>8018100
>especially these Sanaefags.
Don't start that.

I remember a failed experiment trying to keep a cow's head alive, but despite their best efforts, the thing only lived for 2 hours before it shut down.

Perhaps there is something more to it than just the stimuli? Although the body has no problems if the head was amputated.

that was actually a dog's head

>>8018086
I'd say that captivating images like that are better than any old "Posing Touhou character" stuff.

If I knew how to draw I would most likely only draw weird pictures like that.

>>8018123

Well... think the Russians managed the same with a dog for five hours. And some Americans did switch the heads of two monkeys, although they were obviously rendered quadriplegic and died soon after.

Was going to say something about the creepiness of the whole situation Sanae has gone and gotten into, but compared to cold war medicine it sort of pales.

>>8018144
Would it change your mind if I said that her head stayed alive and conscious for longer than any of your dogs and monkeys? Like...for several months, while her gods grew her a new body to sacrifice?

>>8018100
But that's not ignorance. It's disgust and it's completely justified in this situation.

If you seriously consider such things just random imagination then you should probably seek mental help.

>>8018157

Actually *that* was not the situation I referred to, but rather how Sanae ending up in Gensokyo as the apparent prophetess and servant of two goddesses is different from most "ordinary teenager is introduced to supernatural powers" type of story.

>>8018165
The hell? I'm not even gonna argue.

Are you 10 or something? I seriously can't believe that, it may just be because it's referring to a character you like.

whenever I see sanae I [spoiler[see her in a white blouse with a blue tie[/spoiler]

No more wacky Japanese highschool adventures. No more after school activities. No more tv dramas. No more pastries. No more McDonalds burgers. No cell phones with little anime danglers.
No going home.

From this point on, everything is changed.

>>8018255
Are all those really worth losing just for Moriya propaganda and bullying little umbrellas?

>>8018255
You sure like overthinking things dontcha?

Stop making it worse for the poor girls, it's always the same with you.

PALLADIUM ALLOY

>>8018267

Is there really a choice involved?
Sanae is different. She isn't like other people. Maybe the big change sounds traumatic, but Gensokyo really is the only place left for someone like her.

>>8018341
She could've been a /jp/er since she has zero regrets going to Gensokyo and is in fact happy that some of her otaku dreams are now true, now the only thing left is for Hisoutensoku to become mechanic instead of being a hot air balloon.

>>8018318

Well... start cannibalizing catalytic converters?

Is /jp/ getting raided or something?

>>8018549
Yes, by good intentions.

You keep doing what you're doing and don't bring it attention.

>>8018554

I've been told the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but I'd rather believe Neil Gaiman when he claims it to be paved with the frozen bodies of door to door salesmen.

>>8018554

Also... what is that?
Is that a sleeping bag, or is she rolled up in a matress?

>>8018567
Door to door salesmen only have good intentions. Apparently, all they want is to improve your life with their products.

>>8018571
Whatever it is, she's stuck in it and that's unbearably moe.

>>8018582

That Gaiman guy knows his stuff.

>>8018351

Exactly, things have worked out just fine and pretty much always for the better.
Perhaps "creepiness" was a poor choice of words. Didn't mean that Sanae's situation is actually anyhow worse than the usual "teenager discovers supernatural powers"-sort of story, just that it's very different. In Sanae's world, the whole supernatural aspect doesn't just exist as a thin layer on her everyday life - it's rather that her past everyday life is a thin layer on her supernatural present.

>>8018554
>>8018584
>>8018571
It's a futon.

I always thought that snake thing looked sort of gay.

>>8018779

That's it.
It looks amazingly comfy. Must have.

>>8018789
I think its supposed to symbolize Kanako.. Even though the white snake thing was one of Suwako's spellcards in Hisoutensoku.

>>8018789
That snake thing on her braid is alive or at the very least animated.

>>8018892
Or maybe Azuma was having some fun drawing.

>>8018892
I kind of want it to make friends with nue's snake

>>8018900
Nah, if he was just having fun, there would be no ~hiss~ sound effect. Unless that was also part of the fun.

>>8018957
Oh please, every artist out there has poked with her hair accessories and even some other Touhous' have had theirs messed with as well.

Sanae's 10 desires:

1 - Cum in her armpits
2 - Cum in her ass
3 - Cum in her pussy
4 - Cum on her face
5 - Cum on her tits
6 - Cum on her ass
7 - Cum in her hair
8 - Cum in her eyes
9 - Cum in her ears
10 - Cum in her nose