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There are limits to powers you know. For example Kuroko's power in Raildex is teleportation. That does not mean she can teleport the entire population of Earth into space.

Only if they look at her eyes. But what if her eyes were slashed to shit or her opponent just looked at her body to aim their danmaku?

>>8011455
Well why not?

>>8011465
Because she can only teleport a distance of like 40m or something and only like 3 people at a time including herself.

What I'm wondering is why she's nearly always on bottom even though she's one of the most suited touhous for being on top.

>>8011471
40m? That's shit. Well, then start teleporting people into solid rock. After awhile you'll get the entire population, it'll just take a few ... uh ... years. Hang in there baby!

>>8011474

Rabbit prejudice

Making the inhabitants of Gensokyo mentally unstable wouldn't be the brightest idea.

>>8011497
I can't think of anything that could possibly go wrong.

>>8011511
The worst thing that happens is that the barrier fails and the outside world can come flooding in.

Point is that she is the most powerful being. She can destroy anyone at her own will.

She can only suggest what you are seeing, not make you believe them. Like hypnotism.

>>8011613
Is that so?

>>8011442
it wouldn't work on rumia because she's in a ball of darkness

>>8011579
Any Touhou can destroy anyone with their power.

insanity makes me all hot and bothered

JOKES ON YOU LYRICA DOESN'T HAVE EYES

She's the prettiest Touhou.

>>8011656
USE SOME EYE DROPS BITCH

>>8011656

Yep

The crown jewel of my Reisen collection.

What a beautiful bunny!

But isn't she said to be somewhat aloof and unsocial?

>>8011776
Reading books shows she's kind of a recurring joke bunny, she's not mean but she's not magical-girl-cheery either. If she gets drunk then she turns 180 degrees in personality.

She's acts like a normal contemporary girl.

I want to sniff Reisen's cotton tail

>sure all of the other Touhous have their abilities

Mind you abilities that can hard counter hers in an instant.

>>8011794
I want to sniff her anus seconds after she takes a big explosive diarrhea shit.

She is such a good Touhou.

>>8011807

You say that but like I said she has the upper hand. She has the power to destroy someones mind before they could even know what was happening.

She can't. Flan is the ultimate boss of Gensokyo. Flan is already insane. She can destroy everything and anything, even Yukari's manipulate border ability or immortality.

>>8013202
Let's see how good she is at destroying minds with Yuugi's fist right in her goddamn face.

The only Toohoo that manages to be lewd without posing seductively.
How rude.

>>8013216

>She can destroy everything

Everything material.

She can't attack metaphysical abilities.

Gaps aren't something physical, in fact they are the opposite, the lack of something physical.

Useless squid, only good for its sex appeal.

>>8013202
>She has the power to destroy someones mind

Nope, only make them hallucinate, and even then, if they know that what they're seeing is part of her illusion, it isn't that effective, kind of what happened in IN.

>>8011792
No not johnny

She's too nice to do such thing.

Good Morning, Reisen thread!

Best thread on /jp/.

What if she caught all the tailed beasts,formed the ten tailed beast and made herself the jinchuuriki for it then put her eye on the moon capturing everyone under her power?

You know, I can't even get the urge to fap when I see images of Riesen.
I just want to hold hands and watch the sun set with her.
Is something wrong with me?

>>8013775
No.

>>8013775
You are a good person.

>>8013775
Not at all.

;_;

>>8013929
Not canon!

>>8013999
That's right, it's not canon. That means it never happened.
It never...happened...it nev...aaah...uwaaaah...

>>8014102
;_;
S-stop it!

>;_;
>S-stop it!

No one has ever answered me why Sakuya, who could stop time to retrieve all her thousands of knives, can't just use it to, you know, slash someone's throat.

>>8014141
Because spellcard rules.

>>8014141
Because Youmu.

>>8014141
Because that's cheating.

Also, you can hit people while time is stopped, but it doesn't really do very much damage.

>>8014141
Why doesn't Suika just turn all her enemies into mini black holes? Why doesn't Yukari just gap people into the middle of the sun? Why doesn't Keine just write everyone out of existence? Why doesn't Remilia just change her enemy's fate to have died at birth?

>>8014141
you'd make a terrible villain. where's your sense of theatrics?
not that sakuyas particularly villainous

>>8014157
Remilia can't change the past.
But yeah, you're right.

>>8014157
>Why doesn't Keine just write everyone out of existence

Actually, she can't erase history, only conceal it, according to her manual description.

>>8014150
The fact that she can't use her ability to beat you, either via spellcard or normal fighting, sounds like bullshit to me. I'll accept the spellcard thing, since it's a game.
But remember moon sues ? Seriously.

>>8014155
>but it doesn't really do very much damage.
Said by who ? Let's try stabbing each of 'em girls in the eyes and see if it causes any 'damage'.

>>8014157
About Remilia, she's never demonstrated she could use her ability. Perhaps there are limitations, perhaps she's just bluffing.
The rest are simply theoretical talk about powerlevels like OP. Also, they never faced the moon sues.

>>8014192
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Meiji_University_Touhou_lecture

Q. Aren't throwing-knives lethal?
A. Not if it doesn't hit a critical body part... or maybe it is.
"Unless it hits a critical body part, humans don't die... or maybe they do, but
dying a bit doesn't matter in there."

In the non serious Q&A part.

>>8014157
Touhou's abilities aren't as literal as they may sound, for example:

>Why doesn't Keine just write everyone out of existence

Actually, she can't erase history, only conceal it, according to her manual description.

>>8014192
If you apply some physics then altering the state of things while time is stopped might not quite work like you see in fiction. I don't think that's what really happens but still, the only thing she does is change the position of things (kitchenware, food and knives) so it doesn't contradict it.

>>8014171
This is the greatest Sakuya doujin ever made.

>>8014192
>Said by who?
I saw Sakuya pincushion somebody with about a hundred knives the other day and it didn't take off even half a life bar. Youmu did the same thing with, like, twenty slashes of her sword and it did about the same thing.

Let's face it, things like being run through by sharp objects, having gigantic keystones dropped on your head, and being run over by trains just doesn't hurt that much in Gensokyo.

>>8014192
>Said by who? Let's try stabbing each of 'em girls in the eyes and see if it causes any 'damage'.
Girls have been stabbed in every concievable place by hundreds of knives, slashed to pieces with the sharpest sword in Gensokyo, had gignatic stones dropped on their heads, and been run over by subway trains and come out worse for the wear.

Let's face it, things just don't do as much damage as they should in Gensokyo.

>>8013929

Weeelll I know what I'm downloading tomorrow...

Get out, Sakuya, this is a Reisen thread.

>>8011442
She can only affect sane humans.

(Aka no youkai or half-ghosts.)

And most of the humans aren't sane anyways.

>You can't let yourself be blahed by blah in Gensokyo

>>8016326
Sanae thread?

>>8016326
And fairies.

>>8016337

I am so glad that this thread is still kicking.

Reisen can't win, because there are quite a lot of people(not Reimu or Marisa) that are immune or highly resistant to mental attacks.
When fighting against a shinigami, even if the human is stronger at magic and physical attacks, they still die, because shinigami can open with either a mental attack in addition to the other attacks.

This is kind of like Keine's ability, it sounds awesome and all, but it doesn't work on some people, like Akyuu and Yukari.

Another example is the 3 fairies, they bend light, erase sound, and can detect any object at pretty good distances. Yet, none of these abilities work on Reisen. And none of these abilities work on Komachi either. But they do work on Reimu, Marisa, and other people.

>>8016540
Well, Reisen could still confuse Reimu and Marisa with"fake" danmaku

No OP, this is a stupid premise. You're stupid.

>>8016740

Suck my cock dude. You keep denying the chances of it ever happening or being possible but you never provide any proof.

Everyone has their own personal version of Gensokyo.
If your version of Gensokyo is ruled by the God-Empress of Youkaikind Reisen, then there's nothing wrong with that.

>>8017436

I'll suck your cock, dude. Because im entitled to my own opinions.

So how bout you suck MY cock, after i suck your cock.

>>8018015
I wonder what Gensokyo would be like with Reisen in charge.

I feel Reisen's been too ruined by the Inabas and other fandom and is just portrayed as useless and the butt of all jokes, which is sad considering she's still a fifth stage boss. Should make her playable in the next Touhou or something.

>>8018056
69

>>8018068
But she is.

Even something that Mokoufans call their true grimbadassness source (CiLR) portrays her as somewhat silly and a buttmonkey.

>>8018068
It was Drunkards in Eientei that started the whole "Useless bunny only good for my sex appeal" meme.

After reading Inaba I liked Reisen even more than before. She seemed like a hardworker that sometimes got the short end of the stick, but was still able to smile and have fun from time to time.

>>8018095
>After reading Inaba I liked Reisen

It was backwards for me, after reading that it made me subconciously believe that she was nothing but an excuse for jokes and couldn't get it out of my head, no matter how much I tried to remember the previous Reisen incarnation I had in mind (IN and SWR).

>>8018058

Probably extremely relaxed, until something happened.
Reisen may be a fit leader or not - we don't know that for certain - but she appears unwilling to lead. And unlike Yukari or Kanako, she seems rather incompetent as a schemer.

>>8018068
I hear you, man.

I read a fanfic once (>stopped reading there) where Reisen finally snapped under the pressure and aggravation of being Eientei's lone shit job worker, so she snagged some ancient Lunarian artifact that jacked up her power and helped her control various monsters and horrors and she took over Gensokyo. She also changed her family name back to her ancestral rabbit family name, which was something oddly Middle-Eastern-ish.

It ended with her getting killed by resistance Touhous and being sent to hell for eternity.

>>8018132
Reisen can never get a break. ;_;

>>8018132
Wow, that sounds pretty coo-
>It ended with her getting killed by resistance Touhous and being sent to hell for eternity.
Fuck that shit.

I hear being an unknowable horror whose alien mind is beyond the comprehension of humanity is good for SAN checks.

>>8018132
>lone shit job

Well that's wrong. She's got hundreds of rabbits to do other duties and one rabbit who's a pain in the ass.

It's also a pain in the ass that said rabbit controls the helper rabbits.

I don't get why people try to make the grimmest possible outcome for every Touhou's canon, sure extending a character's complexity is up to interpretation in weird things like grimdark doujins but christ dammit don't force it up canon.

>>8018158
>Kurikara

My nigga.

What would you feed your basement bunny?

>>8018168
I wouldn't keep my bunnies in the basement. And I'd feed the house bunnies normal people things.

>>8018158
>>8018164

>>8018168
The souls of wicked people like you.

>>8018225
Reisen doesn't eat souls.

>>8011666
Damnit, I saw an adorable 4koma of this a couple days ago and I can't find it now.

She doesn't get the respect she deserves. There is nothing stopping her from sneaking up to you while you sleep and making you an insane loony.

>>8019340
As opposed to being a normal loony?

Trying to make sense of touhou again and bringing our 3dpd physics into this? i told you not to do that bro.

>>8019436

I don't ever remember bringing physics into it "bro".

>>8019453
>>8019436
Look

You can
Suck my cock bro or post more Reisen

There's a reason why driving your opponents insane wouldn't make for great allies.

My favorite Reisen/Tewi pic.

>>8019471
This must be heaven.

>>8019477
Don't sage.

>>8019483

What?

>>8019483
Doesn't matter, the Reisen thread will be here for a while at least.

>>8019471

What a sight to behold.

>>8019453
skimming this thread and i see people are trying to explain various touhou powers by using real world examples.

bro

>>8019471
That must be uncomfortable after a while. I know I dont like to sleep in one position for very long anyways.

what if she wants to roll over she will squish some usagi-chans

>>8019471
That one bunny with its face buried in her foot is one lucky fuck.

>>8019501
The spooning isn't that uncomfortable, unless you mean Tewi in near-fetal position. Putting bunnies everywhere would be rather weird though.

>>8019502
Had to do a double take, then laughed. Never noticed that one.

Don't all the Touhous have a power that can in some way be used to make them the most powerful Touhou in the Touhouverse?

>>8019584
Some have some pretty shit tier powers (like being able to play instruments without their hands) while others are God mode (border control)

I was hearing this when I found this thread. I'll let it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJHDovmb1GI

The most powerful are Tenshi and Suika, you should know it already.

>>8019477
It is, otherwise thered be thousands of little rabbit shit pellets everywhere.

>>8019584
Not all of them, but a lot of them.

However, doing something like that goes against all Gensokyo logic.

>>8019948
i wonder if reisen and twoie's poops are in little pellet form.

It's a t-shirt!

Oh man, I have such mixed feelings about her.

She'd probably be my secret mistress, if anything. My guilty pleasure.

>>8021162
Why wouldn't you be open about it?

>>8021162
She is Grade A Waifu material. No need to hide it.

>>8021181
Grade SSS.
You dare doubt her?

>>8021205
I love her with all my heart

>>8021213
>>8021181

50 years ;_;

>>8021490

I saw this nature documentary where a tiny weasel 1/5th the size of a bunny calmly walked into a large 50+ rabbit herd and killed one of them, while all the others just kept eating their leaves.

Real shitty mammal.

>>8019519
Well I guess it is cause of my shitty back and my shit bed that I cant sleep in one place for long now that I think about it.

>>8022564
I thought everyone shifts around while asleep.

>>8022599
Well if they do I do it more than the normal amount, trust me. The doctors say that I have a back that looks like a played a season of football so it cant be good since I never play football.

>>8022613
Yikes. Get a new mattress maybe? Also maybe see a therapist (masseuse? iunno) about your back.

Picture description: "If I make it out of this alive, I'll become a doctor. I'll save as many lives as I took."

>>8022645
>Sample
Stop that.

I am a hardline Tewi fan and Reisen threads make me irrationally angry. I can't figure it out.

>>8022987
Because it should be the other way around? Tewi is fine, but Reisen is a Goddess.

>>8022987

Talentless Touhou's will forever be shadowed by the brilliance the of the great ones.

>>8022997
>>8022987
I don't mind sharing.

>>8023005
Huh, trips broke.. thats strange. Oh well.
Hooray for sharing.

>>8023005

No, we will have no baby and useless rabbits in my thread. Only rabbits that can bring out the insanity in everyone that will cause the end of the world.

>>8022996
>>8022997
>>8023005
>>8023013
Tewi is the best rabbit, only casual touhou fans would like an airhead like Reisen more than Tewi.

Besides, Reisen is a huge slut. One minute she's in a pic hugging Tewi and then the next she's in an H-Manga having sex with Eirin.

>>8023026
>she's in an H-Manga having sex with Eirin.
Reisen doesn't have sex with Eirin, Eirin has sex with Reisen. There's a difference.

>>8023026

I have seen Tewi in more sexual positions than Reisen. Therefore she is the bigger slut.

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>>8023035
Then why is all the Eirin sex always with Reisen? She obviously wants it.

>>8023051
Then you must not look around much; There are leagues more NSFW pictures involving Reisen than there are ones with Tewi.

>>8023026
>>8023035
>>8023051
Every Touhou but Seiga is a pure maiden.

>>8023070

Well, it doesn't look that way to me. So deal with it, slut.

>>8023070
32 pages of Reisen
13 pages of Tewi
on Safebooru
More popular characters get more art, sorry.

>>8023100
I never said Tewi was more popular

In fact, I said more CASUAL touhou fans liked Reisen. Hmph.

>>8023070
>>8023026
>>8023111
Why are you posting Tewi pictures in a Reisen thread?

>>8023100

Well, good. At least we know how to put stupid Tewi fans in their place now.

>>8023111

Oh yeah, she is an underdog alright. An underdog that happens to be universally disliked. Fly away, Tewi fan.

Hey, no fighting. Get along, people.

No, fight some more, it's exciting!

>>8023177
>>8023168
But.. sharing...

Tewi?

Tewi has no place in this thread. Going to start getting mad and reporting from now on if it continues.

>>8023197
fasntnig

Eientei must be a nice place to live.

>>8023612
Indeed.

>>8023100
Why do you think safebooru is an appropiate place to measure popularity when they don't even have half of the SFW pictures?

>such a good Touhou.
>Traitorous Bunny.
Nyehehe.

>>8022987
How unusual, usually Reisen-fags are the ones that keep being buthurt over Tewiness.

Personally I enjoy both and would glady fill them with my warm love.

I like her most in those unguarded moments.

>>8024100
>Tewi watching Reisen being raped

dafuq

>>8018068
>>8018111

You guys should read doujins by Unknown/Nitro. They have a delicious dominant, aggressive Reisen.

(Along with adorable Eirin, bro Tewi and other awesome but unusual characterizations..)

>>8024865
>Imizu

Good drawing style, shitty stories. He reminds me of a mix between Chado and Wi-z Garage, his Reisen is too non-Reisen for me.

>>8024889
If he drew his reisen a little more uh...normally, I'd like him more

Reisen and Tewi: How the fuck can you be for one and against the other? They're a classic comedy duo. Reisen wouldn't the long-suffering, reliable Udonge she is without Tewi's pranks, and Tewi couldn't be the mischievous rabbit of happiness without a constant victim.

>>8024961
Comedy duo you say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7wUNYsM-bI

>>8024961
>You should be happy that my favorite character is a tormenting jackass!

Anyway, it's checkmate losers.

Reisen win's because she has the power to control all. She she should form her own cult.

>>8025810
Go away with your silly baseless assumptions, Reisen is lovely.

>>8025824

The most beautiful of roses still have their thorns.

She would easily be overcome by her powers if she had the chance to use them for her own personal gain.

>>8025824
I wholeheartedly agree.

>>8025845
But her powers aren't that good, she can only inflict illusions on other people and she always gets beaten.

>>8025860

She is powerful though. Those that seem insignificant are the most deadly, powerful and important.

except that Tewi. she will contribute nothing.

Uncontrollable recoil moe~

>>8025916
Oh hush, you'll never learn.

>>8025946

I have a very sexual learning disorder, Um, it's something.

>>8026114
Sexlexia?

If you meant that to be a Futurama reference, high five.

>>8025946

But yeah, it's been a few days and I think I can finally and safely say that /jp/ can't prove the OP's theory wrong.

>>8028018
Oh, you're just trolling now.

Yes it can, and it already has. Again, Reisen only has the power to make illusions and she always gets beaten, your theory was oh so wrong from the very beginning, making crazy assumptions.

>>8028045
Oh, just ignore him, he already knows he's wrong but keeps on going.

>>8028055

Let's see how wrong the OP is when Reisen put's a gun to your head, fag.

>>8028067
Are you 12 or something?

Anyway, give it up.

>>8028071

As soon as you stop getting butt frustrated I will.

>>8028077
>butt-frustrated
Oh typical, it's just like calling the other one troll when things aren't in your favour. Irony.

>>8028088

I would say that things are going my way pretty well.

>>8028102
Keep on believing that, all it took to take down OP's argument was a single line and all you've been doing is pretending to ''win'', so childish.

>>8028114

There is nothing childish in my nature to drive home a point.

She has great powers and is highly sufficient in the use of deadly firearms.

>>8028132
>There's nothing childish
>>8028067
>>8028077

Read again.

>She has great powers and is highly sufficient in the use of deadly firearms.

See? You're making stuff up, which has already been denied, I'm guessing you base yourself off fanon too much and want your idea of Reisen to become possible, now shoo shoo.

>>8028132
>sufficient

You mean proficient.

>>8028045
>Again, Reisen only has the power to make illusions and she always gets beaten,

Actually, both of those are horseshit. You don't appear to know as much about touhou canon as you think you do.

Reisen's canon powers include control of the electromagnetic spectrum, madness gaze, and telepathy. She has defeated Yukari, Remilia and Yuyuko (all in SWR, where every story mode is canon).

>>8028181
>You don't appear to know as much about touhou canon as you think you do.

That's exactly what she does in IN and the fighting games bub, you're just overthinking her ability, much like most people around here with their characters.

>She has defeated Yukari, Remilia and Yuyuko (all in SWR, where every story mode is canon)

And? It's like you think doing that is a big thing, have you forgotten? Anyone has the same chance of beating anyone else due to the spellcard rules, you can't force her real powerlevel here.

>>8028192

Like I said, you don't appear to know as much about touhou canon as you think you do. You're completely ignoring the canon books written by Zun.

>>8028181
>She has defeated Yukari, Remilia and Yuyuko (all in SWR, where every story mode is canon).

Oh for fuck's sake not this senseless argument again, just check the spellcard draft.

Stop this and keep posting Reisen pictures.

>>8028192
>And? It's like you think doing that is a big thing, have you forgotten? Anyone has the same chance of beating anyone else due to the spellcard rules, you can't force her real powerlevel here.

The point is that the statement "she always gets beaten" is a bald-faced lie. She has canon victories against highest power tier characters under her belt.

>>8028197
You're not helping your case if all you keep doing is mocking others' level of knowledge like an elitist smug. Even if you're 100% right, she'd still be only able to cause illusions unto others, we've seen her ''lunacy stare'' and all it does is confuse the enemy thinking there're more bullets than there actually are.

>>8028205
Okay then, I admit that, but what I'm saying is, she's is no way capable of doing anything NEAR what OP said.

>>8028207

You're deranged if you think what happens in the game is an accurate depiction of the full extent of what any of these character's abilities can do.

Kaguya's reaction time is, by a direct statement from Zun, the highest canon, in the femtosecond range. You sure as shit couldn't tell that from the games. The games themselves are just spellcard duels, and spellcard duels are them just playing around.

sage
take ur 2hu shit back to /b/
>>>/b/

>>8028220
I'm not saying that, I'm saying that the way people test each other's skills is by spellcard battles and they can't force themselves out of that, the way Reisen uses her abilities is that of inflicting confusion and hallucinations into the enemy's mind, we've seen that this does not make her ''invincible'' since sufficiently skilled people have manuevered through her illusion.

>>8028220
>full extent

Your argument just lost any value since you've started speculating unspecified powerleves instead of fair-chance spellcard duels.

Reisen's cotton tail

>>8028214
>Okay then, I admit that, but what I'm saying is, she's is no way capable of doing anything NEAR what OP said.

Of course she isn't, but that's not because Reisen is weak or useless or because all she can do is multiply bullets. It's because she's against the sort of powers that can control the entire reality and treat the laws of physics as a hilarious joke.

General debate advice: the way to oppose somebody's argument isn't usually to go to the other extreme, because the other extreme is often wrong. Like here.

If Reisen arrived on modern Earth, unopposed by other touhoes, she could easily do what OP said. She'd rule the planet before anyone could even figure out that she's a real thing instead of the newest fad from Japan. She can't do the same thing to Gensokyo, not because she can't do it at all, but because she would be opposed by all other touhoes and that crowd includes some amazingly broken bitches.

Among touhoes, Reisen is comfortably above average level and would probably eat somebody like Hong Meiling alive. She's just constantly in the shadow of her more powerful bosses.

>>8028240

No matter what you say, it is a clear-cut canon fact that all of these characters' abilities extend far, FAR beyond what shows on the screen while you play. Statements by Zun are canon whether you like it or not.

>>8028328
>No matter what you say, it is a clear-cut canon fact that all of these characters' abilities extend far,

I didn't say that, I'm saying you can't possibly know how strong a Touhou is compared to another in real powerlevels since it's never been stated clearly.

>It's because she's against the sort of powers that can control the entire reality and treat the laws of physics as a hilarious joke.

What? Causing others to go crazy is controlling reality? You're overthinking this.

>If Reisen arrived on modern Earth, unopposed by other touhoes, she could easily do what OP said.

Goddammit, why are you even saying this? The discussion here is Gensokyo, not the outside world, obviously most Touhous would be able to wreck havoc on the outside world if they could and wanted to, stop getting off-topic.

>She can't do the same thing to Gensokyo, not because she can't do it at all, but because she would be opposed by all other touhoes and that crowd includes some amazingly broken bitches.

So basically you're saying she's too weak compared to others, just like it's been said in this thread over and over. Way to go.

>>8028328
> She can't do the same thing to Gensokyo, not because she can't do it at all, but because she would be opposed by all other touhoes and that crowd includes some amazingly broken bitches.

Whoa, this is one of the few times I see someone destroying their own argument themselves.

>>8028370
>It's because she's against the sort of powers that can control the entire reality and treat the laws of physics as a hilarious joke.

...Really now, what's gotten into your head? In that case Cirno can control ''laws of physics'' because she can make ice out of nothing, it's called magic, bub.

>>8028370
>>8028384
I believe you guys need to work on your reading comprehension.

>>8028447
Okay.

Reisen is a miracle of the universe.

>>8029078

Indeed.

>Everyone is arguing powerlevels to begin with

What the fuck guys I thought you were better than this.

Back from the brink of Page 13

>>8032464

Sir I support this endeavor.

>>8032464

Who would let such a thing happen to the most powerful Touhou?

I just realized that this thread has lasted a beautiful week. What a tribute the most powerful Touhou

>>8034241
This thread is getting up there in post/image count. Let's make it last.

>>8034257
Oh shit, just saw how lewd that picture was! My apologies.

Yum.

>>8034302

Reisen doesn't pee.

>>8034334
Reisen doesn't do a lot of things. That's what drugs are for.

>>8034342

Reisen doesn't do drugs. :colbert:

>>8034351
You're right; they're done to her.

>>8034355

That would never happen.

>>8034372
see >>8014102

>>8034377

Now you are just spreading lewd lies and you can :frogout:

All it takes to defeat Reisen is a pair of NV goggles from Rinnosuke. This is because you wouldn't be looking at Reisen's eyes, you would be looking at an image of Reisen's eyes rendered by a special camera.

>>8014122
You've just found Reisen about to kill herself. Without thinking, you grabbed her wrist and stopped her, but you know she can easily break free of your grip and slit her throat.
Time to be a hero, anonymous. How do you convince Reisen that her life is worth living?

>>8034397

>>8034400
rape/punching

>>8034403

And all it would take from her would be to slap those goggles off of your pansy ass,

>>8034402

goonery is forbidden in the world of Resien.

>>8034403

NV goggles are forbidden in Gensokyo though.

Reisen can't mindfuck nearly as well as Koishi, she can literally do anything she wants to anyone, and is willing to do it. Reisen would only become queen if Kaguya or Eirin told her to, and even then they're both a lot stronger than her.

>>8036466
>would only become queen

It's like you think she actually could even if ''her masters let her''.

>>8036204
Give it about a hundred years or so.
Actually, would that work against Rumia?

>>8036485
It still wouldn't be allowed in a hundred years.

>>8036504
What about an adorable nvgoggles-youkai?

>>8039091
I don't think that would work either.

Bump for Reisen!

>>8040792

Normally any images of Reisen with glasses are not allowed. But I will make a single exception.

>>8041658
Reisen looks fantastic with those glasses.

>>8041674
Bah, I keep pulling some lewd images at random.

Bunnies slacking off.

>>8043102
Just another lazy summer day~

Nine days. This is great.

By the way, why the name "spellcards", since they are not cards?

It is more something like a Dragon Ball special move or something.

>>8043146
Because they (the spells) are actually printed on cards that the user must announce with joy/hate/whatever fuels them.

Who would win in a fight? Reisen or God?

>>8043167

sauce?

>>8043146
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Spellcard

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Draft_of_Spell_Card_Rules

Please say source instead of sauce.

Good morning, reisen thread.

Good afternoon, Reisen thread!

>>8044189
Oh god, that image.
Are you trying to give me a heartattack?

>>8044205
Reisen is a very pretty girl~ it's hard to not find her cute.

I like to think she wears a swimsuit under her jacket.

>>8044276

That's not very sexy. I like to imagine that she's wearing nothing at all under it.

Good night Reisen thread!

>>8044303
Whozat? That's not Risen, is it?

>>8044300
Well how about now

>>8044300
Don't be so lewd

I found this picture of Reisen a while ago of her face covered in eyes with her tongue hanging out but I didn't save it. I want to find it before Halloween but no luck, does anyone know what I'm talking about?

a waifu's gotta be tough...

Hmp... Nowadays, Reisen-fags seem to be as persistent as Youmu-fags

Let's not let the most beloved Touhou vanish.

>>8047942

Persistent maybe but we do have an eye for picking out quality.

>>8048122
>most beloved

pukingmadotsuki.jpg

>>8047942
Is that a problem?

>>8048133
I never said otherwise.

>>8048154
Not at all.


USELESS BUNNY ONLY GOOD FOR HER SEX APPEAL

>>8048166

She's good at other things too.