/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Did someone say "Patchouli as a Magical Girl"? Because I'm pretty sure I heard "Patchouli as a Magical Girl".

What? I didn't hear "Patchouli as a Magical Girl"? Oh well.

is there any touhou fatter than patchouli?

>>8016288
booty phatrock?

/jp/ loves Patches, it can't be helped.

>>8016296
This one always makes me want to comfort and protect her. Dat trembling.

>>8016208

That'll be $2 USD.

>>8017143

>>8017143
Muck you, I need that two bucks.

ALLAH ACKBAR

>>8017177
wow.

Why is Patchy such a versatile character?

>>8017319
Because females can do 70 things.

Make a sandwich and 69.

>>8017337

What the fuck is your problem.

>>8017337
OoOoOoOoOoOh

I have come here to suck your cock and read books, and I am all out of books.

>>8017369
Lay off the rads, bitch. I was joking.

>>8017399
This artist sure likes Patchy
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=29918&tag=パチュリー&p=1

>>8017426
>/jp/

Why is patchy so FAT?

>>8017470
faggot

>>8017470

Does anybody have that little chart that shows a breakdown of Patchy's anatomy?

>>8017522
What a miserable pile of bones.

>>8017529
I know, right? Isn't it fascinating?

>>8017533
awwh I feel for patchy

here some Patchy, because shes so niku.

Mukyu~

>>8017527
This one?

>>8017566

Exactly that one. Thank you very much good sir.

>>8017568
No problem

Every Patch thread needs this image

I support this project.

Patch-fu

>>8017728
This reminds me of ''Patchouli is so precocious''

when she's warming up with Meirin.

>>8017603
Look at that FATSO

>>8016296
yes push me off cliffs more you daring man

You know what's a cool spell? Emerald Flame Fist. I want to use that sometime, if only for the line I can use at the table.

>THIS HAND OF MINE....

She's kind of a self-absorbed bitch in the canon, isn't she?

>>8017872
I forget. Is she?

>>8017872
Not really. She's been quite the bro whenever people visit her. Third most common character after Reimu + Marisa too. Also the character closest to being killed, if SSiB is any indication

Insert coin
Get mukyu.

>>8017872
Perhaps the same could be said about all Touhous...

>>8017893
Ayup.

Remember this?

>>8017912
how could someone forgot something so lewd?

>>8017912

I want to suck on Patchy's toes. Considering that she doesn't walk alot, her feet are probably in perfect condition.

>>8018012
Well, you can't!

for(;;){

cout << "Random sexual fantasy no one cares about";

}

>>8018012
Or dusty and moldy from the amount of time she spends walking on the billion antique books scattered across the ground.

>>8018023
Technically I care. I like to observe and collect various fetishes

Magic~

>>8018023

>>8018055
Mahou Shojou Patchy

It was 30 degrees last night. I suspect another rough winter for Patchuclaus.

>>8018047
This picture concerns me. Is Patchy going to be messily devoured by some vicious monster?

>>8018091
it'll work out. probably

>>8018109
W-why is Patchy in a box? Is she ok!?

>>8018151
Just goin for a little boat ride

>>8018151
She wants to be mailed to Comiket.

>>8018151
she's got it under control. Pretty sure

>>8018163
She secretly a fujoshi?

The was a patchouli picture on danbooru that got deleted for some reason.
It was her in a bikini, clutching an open book to her chest, half hiding her face with it. But what struck me about the picture was her eyes.
They were fucking creepy as hell, wide open, huge with tiny pupils. She looked partly psychotic and was staring right at you with'em. So creepy.

>>8018184
Try gelbooru, it might be there somewhere.

>>8018184
if it was uploaded to danbooru it's still hosted there even if the page says deleted, just click on the size link

I could be wrong, but it seems like Patchy doesn't get the same kind of weird obsessed fans on /jp/ as certain other Touhous. Maybe they're just quiet.

>>8018287
they're around somewhere.
For instance enjoying her various smells, lack of bathing and encrusted clothes. That kind of thing

>>8018292
Armpit smell especially. Phoawr.

>>8018307
>>8018292
Right, the Patchy smell people. I now remember a lot of feet people too. I'm not criticizing, it's good to see every Touhou thoroughly loved.

>>8018292
>For instance enjoying her various smells, lack of bathing

Patchouli-sama has a clean, feminine scent. There is a bath in the library and her books are waterproof.

>>8018366

>>8018366
Isn't it a swimming pool?

>>8018356
>it's good to see every Touhou thoroughly loved.

If only that were true.

>>8018387
Even lowly Touhous have those few people who want to diaper them or whatever their fans do.

My favorite.

>>8017107
Reminds me of a mushroom.

She has such a fun name.

Patchouli is in denial about what is happening to her. She is almost fully a table as her transformation is 95% done.

>>8019109
i am the table

Where is this Patchouli from?

>>8019122
Does that mean you're Patchy?
Don't worry, Koa will save you.

>>8019129
plausible

>>8019127

Bumping with more delicious Patchy if someone can help me out here... if not, then enjoy more Patchy anyways

damn I sleepy, missed the e-mail spot

Patchyrisu

Need a bigger Patchouli folder.

Bamp of darkness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbh--zzxskU

Does anyone have the pic of an emaciated Patchy with black circles around her eyes? That sort of skinny and sickly Patchy is how I prefer to envision her.

>>8019712
Sexy Pache.

Someone asked for this, but then post was removed.

>>8019731
Do not want.

>>8019731

No

°へ°

Oh no! Due to a misfired spell, Patchouli has been turned into a slice of cake! What will you do?

>>8019731
I'm okay with hungry waif Patchy, but THIS IS TOO MUCH. I'm not okay with Auschwitz Patchy.

>>8021263
Rape the cakes.

>>8019731
Man, the seriously malnourished, possibly dying Patchy is so great.

>>8021275
But Auschwitz Patchy is one of the greatest Patchies.

>>8021325
Stop it!

>>8021325
This, I can live with. This is more of a Consumptive Patchy.

>>8021345
Even underfed girls need loving, you know.

>>8021424
Benkyo Tamaoki needs to do a Patchy doujin BADLY. He's got "dangerously skinny" down to a beautiful, beautiful art.

>>8021424
I'd take skinny Patchy in and feed her as many fattening foods as possible, until I made her chubby.

>>8021424
You know, this would be great, but her waist looks kinda wrong.

>>8021591
>this would be great

You monster.

>>8021590

>>8021263
I'm surprised nobody said they would eat that. It looks delicious.

"patchouli" incense smell reminds me of the place where I used to go buy Magic cards, teen comics, etc.

This is a good thing.

>>8017559
>Moekyu~
And the moest picture hasn't been posted yet?, I'm disappointed.

>>8018543
An accurate portrayal of my high school history teacher, she enjoyed humiliating us for our ignorance.

She was hot, though.

While some guys want to lick Reimu's armpits.
I just want to sleep on Patchy's fats. Then I could die a happy man.

>>8024345

Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on in this picture? With the calendar, and the doll, and Patchy's embarrassment?

>>8019127
>>8019127
Oh, lord, source, please!

>>8024659
What's there to tell?

One more day till "the day Marisa comes ♥". Patchy's waiting.

Most overweight touhou.

>>8025242
It's not shitposting as long as you're being ironic

>>8025472
I don't think you get how that works.

Might as well post some 3L in a Patchy thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M9RFtziALc

Oh Anon-kun..Y-your icecreamu is soo big!..And tasty!

how big is her bust?

where is the Gensokyou breast chart?

>>8031269

Isn't she rank "mystery" because her baggy clothes hide it?

>>8031279

The only unknown in the Suka chart is Iku.

Patchy was somewhere in the middle, as I recall.

And by Suka I meant Soku.

Christ how did that happen.

>>8031307
Still mastering New Zealand English on the Dvorak-Dealey keyboard, I see.