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8014636 No.8014636 [Reply] [Original]

"GRRRRRR! Eating all these s-stupid burgers is gonna make me FAT!"

>> No.8014645

So is this the new spam image? Gave up on Merry already?

>> No.8014651

How did they get Cows in Gensokyo?

>> No.8014658

I love images like these. Like the one with spaghetti coming out of Satori's nose.

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>>8014636

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>>8014651
lol how the HELL don't you know they got it from them touhou versions with them cow tits xDDDDDD

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>>8014651
It's Keine's family.

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Touhous eating thread?

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Spoilering because of that disgusting Adam's apple.

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Unyu burgers

>> No.8014825

>>8014785
sauce? revsearch didn't help.

>> No.8014831

>>8014814
those are badger proportions, but whatever...

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>>8014825
Found it off danbooru.

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I want to feed a touhou lots of hamburgers

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Youkai preparing their meal.

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>>8014832
I just want to give Reimu a feast all to herself. Seeing her scarf it all down with such vigor would be quite a sight.

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Dynamic eating!

>> No.8014843

>>8014829
>>8014829
found it. the same author of the scarlet sisters portraits.

>> No.8014844

I want to take over Mystia's food cart and cook burgers and Yakitori in front of her while i burg with my Eientei Touhous.

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>>8014844
Seems like a step down compared to what they'd have on a regular basis at Eientewi.

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>>8014814
mmm

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>> No.8014876

I live only so I can fatten myself up and be devoured by a touhou.

I don't move often and eat large amounts of healthish food so my meat is tender and plentiful.

>> No.8014877

>>8014842
Don't forget to get her drunk so you can fool around with her afterwards. Give her sake, mikos love sake.

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>>8014860
but i just want to have a family dinner

pretending Kaguya is my daughter and Eirin her stepmom

;_;

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>> No.8014884

food is scarce in gensokyo and people live a subsistence lifestyle, of course any touhou would gorge herself like that if given the chance

this is also probably why cannibalism is so prevalent in gensokyo

>> No.8014889

okay seriously can someone please fucking explain the meme of nue getting tearfully violated by tempura shrimp

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>>8014878
With nobody getting a dick inside them or something horrible happening...What a nice fantasy.

;_;

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>>8014889
She really likes tempura shrimp.

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>>8014894
she really doesn't appear to be enjoying them

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>>8014902
Haven't you learned anything from AV? Japanese girls always look and sound like they're getting raped during sex.

>> No.8014912

>>8014905
Reimu Hakurei - Shrine Maiden of Tempuradise

>> No.8014911

>>8014901
sakuya/meiling romance that is loving and consensual and does not end with meiling getting shanked is my fetish

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>>8014918
How cruel.

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>>8014941
I would get that bitch fired.

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>> No.8014978

Epic Meal Time?

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>>8014978
Yep.

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>> No.8015004

>>8014975
wait, so all this time the reason patchouli smells has been that she keeps natto in her hair?

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>>8015004
It all makes sense now!

>> No.8015016

>>8015006
>>8015012
keep this deviantart shit out of here

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While we're on the topic of fat Touhous, I propose that Patchouli is the only canonically acceptable Touhou that is fat.

Facts:

- Patchouli has an English name, likes to spend time in a Western-style library, and she wears a distinctly European style dress, which means that she is a genuine gaijin, unlike Marisa* or Sakuya who are both obviously Japanese.

*Marisa being Japanese, or at least having Japanese lineage is supported by the fact that she take baths, which is a very Japanese habit -- not to mention her name being written in kanji.

- Gaijin are more prone to become fat, unlike genuine Japanese Touhous like Kaguya, in spite of being hikkikomori.*

*There is no evidence to support the fact that Eirin might be prescribing her clenbuterol or DNP as fat loss aid.

- Furthermore, banquets are frequently held at the SDM, in which Patchouli most likely participates in. People who are 貧血 require more nutrients than the average healthy person, and food that are high in iron are also high in fats. It can also be assumed that the banquets are European in style, which would feature an abundance of fruits, cheese and bread, all of which are sources of food that would make an inactive gaijin fat.


The reason why Sakuya doesn't get fat is because meidos have high daily energy expenditure. Remirya and Flandre both have naturally high metabolism because they're vampires.


Pic related, what Patchouli might look like at a restaurant.

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puke

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>>8015136
Don't bring that up anymore, just read this.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7990174

Yes, Patchouli has hints of being fat, it makes for some deliciously chubby images, not too chubby but that extra-squeezable flesh that is included in most depictions.

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>>8015163

what a creepy picture

>> No.8015196

>>8015136
You're saying the blonde-haired western styled witch is japanese while a japanese youkai is a foreigner?

Judging by your choice of image, you're trolling.

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>>8015183
You must be new here. Its a very beautiful picture.

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