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8013341 No.8013341 [Reply] [Original]

Getting sick of your old and inferior waifu?

Feel like you want a new and superior one?

Then you came to the right place! This is the waifu trade-in thread, if you wish to trade in your waifu for a better one, you may do so right now.

>> No.8013345
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8013345

My waifu since 1994

>> No.8013348
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A waifu is a lifetime investment.

In truly painful circumstances, one might change waifus in a life, this is not simply becoming sick of your current dame, but falling for a new lady so desperately that your heart is twisted.

Your waifu is not your favorite girl at the moment, you heartless dog.

>> No.8013350

Waifu was a stupid joke. I have no idea why it's being taken seriously at all.

>> No.8013351

>>>/a/56127101

>> No.8013352
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This one tastes like sour milk.

noo 1 plox

>> No.8013357

Alright. I'm trading in Izayoi Sakuya and taking Hong Meiling.

>> No.8013358

>>8013348
I always wondered if this is milk or sperm.

>> No.8013359
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>>8013352
I'll trade you a Saten for her.

>> No.8013361

>>8013350
nobody takes it seriously...

>> No.8013363
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>trading in waifus
Disgusting. You're like those 3D sluts who keep fucking new men. When you take a waifu it should be for life.

>> No.8013366

>>8013358
Not sperm because sperm turns yellow in a few days. I know because I collected it myself.

>> No.8013369

>>8013359
I want Saten. I don't have waifus to trade, but I can pay you.

>> No.8013374

I change waifu every season, but there is literally nothing I can do. When her anime ends, my feeling for her start to fade away, then some new hotness from new anime comes.

>> No.8013378

>>8013369
You want Satan?

>> No.8013380

>>8013378
already have that

>> No.8013386

>>8013380
Then...
You want SATAN??

>> No.8013388

>>8013363
I traded in Rin for Saber a few years back. Enjoy your used goods Sudo.

>> No.8013390

>>8013388
>traded in Rin for Saber
1 step forward, 2 steps back...

>> No.8013392
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8013392

The waifu thing is retarded, I just have a bunch of anime girls I love.

>> No.8013396

>>8013352

She tastes like beef ramen followed by vanilla ice cream.

>> No.8013401

>>8013390
I traded in a tsundere nag for a bank breaking devourer all food.

I think I made the right choice.

>> No.8013399
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8013399

You can't have my waifu, but I'd like to see what you'd even offer me in exchange.

>> No.8013403

>>8013361
I take it seriously you prick.

>> No.8013404

>>8013361
You should go look at the waifu board on /tohno/. Those autists think their waifus are really their girlfriends.

>> No.8013407
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>>8013401
Rin becomes mostly full dere later on, I guess you didn't treat her properly.

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>>8013399
One miko with very low mileage and a bottle of snake oil. Its a great deal for you, I promise.

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>>8013408
Almost made me consider considering it.

>> No.8013421

>>8013361
>>8013350
>>>/a/

>> No.8013427

>>8013421
no, everybody >>>/a/

>> No.8013424

>>8013408
>Sanae Kochiya, low mileage miko

A bold assertion to make on /jp/, sir.

>> No.8013440
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My Waifu is already the best possible waifu, I challenge you to offer one better than Youmu.

That's right you can't.

>> No.8013444

interesting.
>>>/a/56127101
what's with this faggy cross-board threads lately?

>> No.8013447

>>8013444
Normalfags think this kind of shit is hilarious.

>> No.8013666

>>8013366
>not putting your semen in the fridge

ISHYGDDT

>> No.8013712

Can I trade in my 3D loli for a big tittied slutty Reimu?

>> No.8013719

>>8013444
You can be sure that at least [high percentage] of the bad threads you see on /jp/ are crossposts from either /a/ or /v/. It's somewhat amazing.

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>>8013363
>>8013407
you stopped posting Rin for a while, I think that means you don't love her anymore

shameful display

>> No.8013752

I don't have a waifu. If you have to trade to obtain a new one, how do I go about getting my first? Do I have to find an abandoned waifu? But then it'd have to be damaged goods.

>> No.8013760

Absolutely disgusting thread.

The notion that she could be inferior to what you're offering is absurd.

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