/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's ''fuked''?

>bomberman tournament
>bombs

I dunno, you tell me.

What kind of corner am I stuck in where 500 black men would fit?

>You have the last weapon you used in a video game.

>Madoka☆Train

But there is no weapon in that game.

Lightning weapons in Dark Souls are godlike

>Implying I would stop then.

>>8008467
If all of them had their shots and tested negative to AIDS, then I'd enjoy it while it lasted.

>>8008477
Fuked in buke hole.

I'm safe. I got a giant plant golem.

Some sword from Ys.

I guess I could kill a negro or two before the rest ruin my ass.

>>8008467
>equip Rance's hyper weapon
>rape the 500 black men
>6 at a time
>conquer neighborhood with bro-wife militia

I think that the Pride of Hiigara and an entire interstellar fleet would be quite adequate for this challenge.

I never asked for this.

Necron lord?

He wins, rest of us horny bastards will lose.

/jp/ persons, gave this /b/ macro a larger response than the folks on /b/. /jp/ so good.

>it doesnt count if i saged and was being sarcastic
Yeah, keep telling yourself that buddy.

My penis

GoW 3 Lancer.

Hoo boy, I hope I can active reload 8 times in a row.

>>8008533
I wasn't being sarcastic. Don't put words in my mouth.

Heavy Balanced Bastard Sword.

A corner to put my back to... and a reach advantage.

Yeah, I'm not the one getting fucked in this scenario, no sir.

I just finished a round of Metal Slug. I've got a jumping tank, 10 grenades, and an absurdly strong shot gun with a 30-round clip.
Bring it on, bitches.

>implying the weapon isnt irrelevent and that I wouldnt just throw it down and take the massive gangbang I so crave

Animal crossing. Fuck, I don't think a fishing pole would do much to a ravenous nigger.

Assuming the last video game I played was ygodor, I'll defeat them all with my children's trading cards!

The last game I played was SRW @3 does that mean I get to use one of the mechs from it or do I have to use one of the original mechs or I do have to take a weapon off the mech and use it? If I can use anything from the game I would use Ideon if it's one of the originals then Banprieos if it's a weapon from a mech then Ideon gun.

I don't even remember the last time I played a video game.

I played Makai Tenshi Djibril 2 this morning though. What's my weapon, Djibril Aries? Loveriel? Loveriel's halo to transform into a magical girl powered by sex?

Either way, I'm pretty safe all things considered. Magical girls are pretty godlike in their powers.

If OP is still watching, this seriously needs to be updated since /jp/ either
a) is ridiculously well armed. Bombs? Warplanes? Spaceships? Giant plant golem? Those 500 guys wouldn't know what hit them.
b) wants to be raped.

Really, that is a situation where the majority of /jp/ has nothing to fear, and a minority actually has something to gain.

DooM, specifically Skulltag.

BFG10k my way through negroville.

Ebony Claymore

I'd still probably get raped. I should've enchanted that shit but I'm waiting for daedric.

Armed with +5 lightning spear and +5 silver knight shield. They're pretty fucked.

Not as fucked as you would be if there 500 black men armed with a report button, though. Reported.

Does her fan even have powers? Or does she just keep it around to channel through?

Oh shit niggers, all I have to do is tap X and you get autokilled in half by a fucking chainsaw. Better run.

Just made a fresh character so I'm equipped with a drake sword. Prepare your anus niggers

>You have the last weapon you used in a video game
come at me bro

Monkey net beats nigger

Not fuck at all. Super Shotgun

>>8008634

I think it'd be fine?

>Fatman Mini-nuke launcher

whoever wins, we lose.

Holorifle with Meltdown perk.

All it takes are a few strategic shots, and watch those unarmored negroes chainsplode

So... I call down the terror of Fimbulwinter upon my foes?

Cool. I am now a god.

>>8008467
Magichange Fusion Desco Sword
Not fucked at all, but only lasts 2 turns.

>>8008533
But /b/ is incapable of even the most retarded of conversations nowadays.

Anyway, if we're only talking about /jp/ video games, then I can spellcard them away I guess.

Lol@the janitor deleting the other threads but not this one.

Not very~

even tho it isn't that great my Drake sword should be able to take out niggers

>>8008668
>2011
>WoW
Absolutely disgusting.

Space Marine Thunderhammer, fuck you niggers

Red Orchestra 2, MG-34 light machine gun.

I'm confident - I have a weapon designed for mowing down hordes of footslogging infantry. And these infantry are all unarmed.

I'm not actually in any trouble. As I just used the gravity hammer.

>>8008668
It's not like you can cast spells. That staff is worthless.

Though I'm sure it'll give you plenty of stamina to survive the rape.

My farseer had a singing spear.

fully modded out combat rifle from deus ex: hr.

Milla's sword from Tales of Xillia

Does my oblivion spellbook count as a weapon? Because it has all the spells. All of them.

That corner's going to be decorated with exploded niggas.

So I get to use a katana?
I am totally fucked since I am not master of swordmanship.
The new Naruto game for psp suck balls.

>50 posts and 19 image replies omitted.

Why do you support this shit?

>>8008533
Didn't you know? /jp/ is just 2003-2004 /b/ with year-appropriate content.

As long as none of them have STDs, I see no problem with it.

Portal gun, I win.

Myself. With tentacles and ability to spread aids, because prototype bio weapon. How fucked are you ``niggers''?

I think I'm okay because I have a zerg swarm under my command.

AK47. I'll be fine, since it's the one from Counter Strike it'll never ever jam/misfire.

My trusty Spur shall annihilate them like a Master Spark through a thousand fairies, while I expertly dodge the watermelons with my Booster 2.0.
My female robot partner is going to help by luring the nigs into my death beam with her gleaming white ass.

Battlecruiser Operational. Niggers be fucked.

Picture (somewhat) related

The last game I played was Quake 4, and I think I was using the hyperblaster or the grenade launcher. So I would probably have a good chance of winning.

>implying I would stop them

Also why black? I think OP is tsundere for black men.

>500 men intent on assrape
I equip myself with the Excalipoor, also called the "Erection Cleaver."
I have no fear.

I'm black too, so I'd just join up with them and the 501 of us would rape someone else.

Run them over and call for back up?

Random gun from Counterstrike.

I'd have a pretty good chance at surviving

>>8009332
Only if you have this "para" macginegun with 100 bulllets in a clip, perhaps.

I get Reco and her giant beetle, I fly away on it and let her get raped.

+5 Lightning Halberd and +10 Fire katana. Those niggers are super fucked.

Fine.
I always wanted to kill people with Mazinger Z.

A stardust canon with a geograsis arm mod and a gwayn booster?

I will destroy them in one shit

Sasha.
IS GOOD TIME TO RUN, COWARDS

Seriously, /jp/.

What is this thread doing here?

I think I'm pretty good.

>>8008695

My force commander had a power fist. Niggers be mega fucked.

played K.O.S Secret OPs
last weapon used: M60

too easy

VK 1602 Leopard from World of Tanks. Out of 501 people, only one isn't fuked.
>>8009368
But it's...
>be /v/ resident
>visit /jp/ occassionally, because weeaboo faggot
>no difference

Welcome to this wonderful killing chamber.

Keep it classy /jp/

>>8008630

... wait, that counts? Well, then THIS would be the last weapon I used.

>2075
>REAL MAN'S BATTLETECH

derp

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>mfw WoW
85 Tauren warrior, prot spec
Niggers are fucking dead

I'm fucked.

>>8009425
lol what a faggot.


people still play wow in this day in age? what is there left to do? Nothing. Absolutely no excuse as to why anyone would be playing at all anymore.

I just played Russia: Great War in the East 1941–1945 on the IIgs.

I had STAVKA, Theatres A, B and C with no losses from 1941 due to a strategy of withdrawal. It is mid June and I am at the gates of Berlin.

Why would 50 men attempt to rape the MOTHERLAND OF SOCIALISM at its most triumphant?

>>8009434
Mid June 1942 obviously

I thought /jp/ was the home of elitists. In fact, it's /b/, /v/, /int/ with occasionaly some 2hu reaction pics.
Fuck this shit, I'm back to /a/, this shitty section needs to be merged with /b/

>>8009438
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.

>>8009438
>Oh no, a bad thread, my virgin eyes

Fuck off, you won't be missed.

Black knights sword in Dark Souls, I might manage to hold them off and kill a few if I can manage to swing the fucker.

>>8009389
What game is this?

>>8009439

Who are you quoting? You're obviously not from /jp/, fuck off.

>>8009450
The irony hurts.

>>8008467
>>8008467
Hmmm, minecraft doesn't count as a videogame, since it's a computer game, right?

If so, the Ultima Weapon from FFXIII. Give me a fucking trapezohedron and tonight we'll dine niggers.

>>8009444
>>8009439

Also, stop samefagging.

>>8009453
Stop embarrassing yourself and get off the Internet for a while, get some sleep, go take a shower or something.

>>8009438
But we are elitists.
Get out of /jp/.