/jp/ - Otaku Culture

back when i was skinny enough to suck my own

I can barely lick the tip of mine.

Feels good man. Can't imagine what my dick being sucked would feel like.

Too lewd, OP, too lewd.

Also, 2008 or so.

I've never done it before though, and I don't intend to.

Never done it, but I can tell you when I'm going to.

I want to suck a /jp/er's cock, how do we arrange this?

>>8007446
last time my gf was over, she didn't like it much. Guess that's why she wants the surgery so much

Suck mine, dude.

>>8007476
As soon as you post your contact info, your /jp/ card becomes void.

I can suck my own dick but I stopped after a mounting fear I'd break my spinal column, then some time later my next of kin would have the police break into my house after hearing nothing of me for weeks on end, only to find me in my living room, dead from starvation while naked with my spinal column dislocated and my penis stuffed in my mouth in front of a laptop displaying some page out of a Gura Nyuutou futa x male forced crossdressing rape manga.

I know no one here cares about keeping up appearances, but I have a limit.

>>8007491

But you're already dead. Why would you fucking care?

Can you still become a wizard after sucking a dick?

>>8007506

I don't think so.

It's been a few months.

Going to be a while before I suck one again, but the wait will be worth it.

>>8007491
Has anyone died that way?

A long time ago. I was still in school. So was the boy I sucked. He was younger though. It was very erotic and pleasurable. I really miss doing it. But, you know, with no social skills or means to do it, I am resigned to wishing I could find a /jp/ user to trade oral sex with and no means of doing it.

I think people on /jp/ should never talk about their gay sexual experiences. It makes me way too jealous, even though I've had sex twice (I disliked both times).

>>8007479

>>8007528
I forgot to add: we're on /jp/. If I wanted to get morbidly jealous, I'd go on /soc/. /jp/ isn't the place to talk about gay sex.

>>8007506
How does one become a wizard in the first place?

>>8007491
A valid concern. I too share your fear, have no worries.

I'd sure like to meet up with you guys so we can have some awkward sex

/jp/ - Dick Sucking Culture

I'd love to suck a cock but only if it was a hot tranny.

I'd suck a cock if it belonged to a very convincing trap. And I'm talking 2D style traps where you honestly can't tell until it's too late.

never
god damn /jp/ get your shit together

I haven't

>>8007553
>where you honestly can't tell until it's too late.
That was the original reason why they were called "traps".
Now its just "it has a dick and isnt manly"

Never change /jp/

Why would I suck a disgusting 3D cock
Fuck off /jp/

>>8007649
because a 2D one would give you papercuts

reported for being either a fag or a normal

I'd almost prefer that these were female /jp/ers rather then homo normal fags off sucking 3d dicks.

Now a shy 3d /jp/ girl sucking a dick I can live with. Only slightly worse then a 2d.

>>8007718
I want a shy fujoshi to suck my dick too

>>8007718

There's like a grand total of two people in this thread who've sucked someone (else)'s dick.