/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You should be proud, Anonymous. Welcome to the family.

>>798233

No, fuck you, it was an accident.

I was on Danbooru one moment, the next, I got out a sandwich bag and some lotion.

Fuckin gross, you dig grandmas man? sick.

You sick bastard.

オカエレナサイ

Now cover her up and masturbate to her hat.

>>798229
You should be ashamed. For FEELING SICK after masturbating to Suwako.

Do it again, you'll feel better.

Considering her age this should both negates any worries you should have, and generate new ones.

>>798229

as opposed to masturbating to Suika?

>>798238

Shoudn't it supposed to be オメデトウ?

>>798244
Which part of her triggered your lust?

It's ok Anonymous

Take it easy, Anon.

>>798244
>sandwich bag and some lotion.

Hmm... I've got to try that one day.

I...I feel sick.

I just masturbated to Cirno.

>>798271
Both can (and will) work.

>>798241
I didn't feel better. ;_;

what anime is Suwako from?

>>799752
Which part of her triggered your lust?

>>799781
Kochiya-ke

>>799781
Combat Toads

>>799781
Towing Frogs

>>799781
dicks on everyone the anime

>>799781
Keroro Gunso EX

You should feels good man

>>799781
Battle no Black

Frog Cunt.

/r/ picture/doujin of masturbation

I feel great.
I just masturbated to the Kappa.

>>799864

Enjoy your BALD

>>798244
A sandwich bag and some lotion to represent Suwako? Joudan janai!

I just slowly and elegantly masturbated to Flandre. I am... Empowered.

>>799879

But there isn't as much porn of her as there is fandom. Does not compute.

>>799883

>>799883

Quality over quantity, nigger.

>>799879
You fag

>>799896
Try fapping to a single image, and if you cum you'll know what's quality.

>>799934

Haven't been able to do that in ages. These days it takes me 4 movie scenes, 8 doujins, 50 pictures, a couple /f/lashes and everything on /d/.

I feel lewd.

I just masturbated to Komachi.

>>799963

Good lord, man. You're doing it wrong.

>>798271
You see, it's a reference to the ending of an anime. Either works, but to be true to the source, it's okaeri.

>>799934
Why use an image when you can do it WITH YOUR MIND

Are you a bad enough dude to masturbate to the Lord of Darkness?

>>799998
The word is badass.

I feel amazing. I just fapped to every Touhou Enchantress's Dance doujin, every rorrin doujin, every Touhou Vitamin set and a few other obscure ones. Gentlemen, I fapped to all of Gensokyo. And it was good.

>>799991

No, I've just been fapping 3 times a day since I've been 12. More now, hell, I even drink a protein shake and take a vitamin. Everything is boring to me.

>>800016
Fap again with different materials, and again if you cum, you'll know what's quantity.

>>800050

Stop. For a month.

>>799991

No, I've just been fapping 3 times a day for 8 years, essentially since I've been 12. More now, hell, I even drink a protein shake and take a vitamin. Everything is boring to me.

>>800069

Again, stop. For a month.

>>799934
Doesn't really work if you orgasm without ejaculating.

>>800069
Try guro.

>>800113
That means you ain't cumming hard enough.

>>800139

Have. I finished demonophobia 3 weeks ago. Nothing much I haven't seen on /d/.

>>800142
That means you know how to handle your shit and can have sex all day. With a real woman.

>>800113

Has the physical aspects.

>>800156

Has the mental aspects.

Together, you have what it takes to be a pornstar without using any drugs or Viagra.

>>800016
>>799963
You are all so so so sad.

>>800180
Are there fat pornstars? In before Ron Jeremy.

I think >>800113 means that his well is dry.

>>800113
What are you, a pre-op?

>>799934
It's not the image, you're just a premature ejaculator.

Enjoy knowing that what little chance you may have had to satisfy a woman is now gone.

>>800233
>>800237
No fools. You can choose to orgasm without ejaculation. No mess, feels just as good (almost), and you can do it as long as you want. AND you don't get tired afterwards. When you do ejaculate, it actually energizes you.

>>800250
Also if you're good at it, you can orgasm nonstop.

>>800250
>>800253
Stop taking the drugs man.

>>800253
>>800250
I don't think so, Tim.

>>800250
Teach me.

>>800250
I wish to learn your ways.

>>800250
It's called the stop-and-go technique. You're supposed to stop fapping when you're about to cum, and continue.

It really works. For the cum fetishists, you'll cum much more, and it feels as though your p0n0s is exploding.

In other words, it's fucking win. No other words describe it.

>>800322
Please?

>>800384

When I feel urges of the flesh, I want to be done with it as quickly as possible. If I could come instantly, I would.

>>800285
>>800322
I taught myself so it's kind of hard to explain. It's basically muscle control and knowing how to tense and relax your pc muscle ONLY. There are books about it but they're extremely overhyped and are filled with cliche bullshit, though they're a bit useful.
I say screw the books and use this: http://www.sextutor.com/prolongingsex.shtml

>>800384
Once you do that enough you don't have to stop. You just keep going through it.

>>800401
You'd be done even before your girl gets wet. You will suck in bed.

Bad anon. Tohoes are not for fapping. Except Reimu.

>>800401
What I'm trying to find out is how to come without touching anything. A few posters around 4chan claim to be able to do it but no one will explain how.

>>800454
Is it actually possible to cum without any stimulation?

>>800483
The same question could be asked of erections. Thus bringing up the question of "is fantasy stimulation enough?"

>>800483
Physical stimulation, of course. See: wet dreams, though I've never had them. You're still being stimulated, just not physically. Then there's the poor sap that makes a mess before even sticking it in, though I've never actually heard of that happening to someone in real life. The trick is making yourself do it on purpose.

>>800454
I'd be so happy if I could do this. My hand feels dirty after fappan no matter how long I wash it.

>>800488
...

>>800511
I think wet dreams usually involve humping the bed.

>>798229
you should get that looked at

>>800511
As >>800534 suggests, wet dreams usually include frictional stimulation caused by tossing and turning.

>>800438

I'm pretty much asexual as far as 3D goes.

>>800555
Not for me. I had a wet dream once, and all it took for me to release my load was a good dream fuck. No physical stimulation/humping bed/girls giving me handjobs in the middle of the night at all.

I just masturbated to this picture by reverse noise of Kaguya giving a hairjob. I feel amazing.

>>800658
Since it's about fapping, post it.

>>800708
http://karen.saiin.net/~yamu/x/log0708.html#20070927

The hat is watching you masturbate.

>>800762

>>800016

Links?

I don't think I've ever fapped to a touhou, but Tenshi is pretty hot so that'll probably soon change.

>>800016

Nice one.

Why would you do that?

Suwako's zettai ryouiki is delicious.

>>802911
Understatement of the millennium.

>>802911

What's that thing growing out of her chest?

Is that a tumor?

>>803021
I wish to be the little frog

>>798229
THIS PIC IS AWFUL.

Poor Suwako. She'll die soon, without her hat. And she isn't even aware of it.

>>803092

>>803176
Marisa can support herself without her hat by turning sexual tension into PURE ENERGY.

>>803120
;_;

/jp/ - Masturbation Tips.

>>803280
...wasn't that the reason that the sticky was placed in the first place?

>>803279

lol

i'd only be ;_; if it were a 2d loli

>>803342

i'd suck koakuma's cock

>>803345

Have a go at it then.

>>803353
that thing is fucking pointy

>>803342
>>803353

Source?

>>803342
This one is on Voile
>>803353
And this one is
http://gensokyo.zomgwtf.net/H/%5BReverseNoise%5DFingertips%20KISS.rar