/jp/ - Otaku Culture

suck my cock dude

You're mom is a whore

>>8005899
>>8005900
>>8005911

i don't play 2hu though. it's fine for a bit, but overall it isn't very good. the patterns are cool, but why play it when you can simply watch a video of it?

I like where this thread is going... nowhere

Hello there, /jp/. I've just arrived from the anime board. How are you?

>>8005899
But UFO is the worst one.

>>8005919

I think it's fun. I mostly play on easy mode, though.

So how are you browsers of /jp/?
Enjoying your day?

>>8005919
>anime
Weeaboo.

Because it is an ever going challenge for me. Ive been playing Touhou for 4 years and I haven't yet beaten the game one normal.

So have you guys ever seen this anime? It's really good, funny, and pretty cute...

I hear they're making a VN out of it, though.
Opinions?

Touhou is good

>>8005930
He meant to say "japanimation".

Go away /a/, go back to your nurutu and pokemans

>>8005935
Eh, the music is decent, but the character designs aren't terribly creative, and the game only does so much.

>>8005939
Well, I feel like some discussion is needed, maybe balance out the hate between /a/ and /jp/
What say you?

>>8005939
Go back to your satan and homo

>>8005939
But pokemans are for /vp/

>>8005939
But why can't I stay here and check out your "Kigurumi" and "TOWHO"?

>>8005943
I say you stop avatarfagging and go back to /a/nimesuki.

>>8005943
>>8005945
>>8005948
>>8005949
So mad.

That feel when you enjoy playing Touhou games but can't stand how characters and their traits are deformed and blown out of proportion by fanon.

>>8005953
Well, I don't go the animesuki.
And I don't feel like the other one.

>>8005957
You could just stay away from the fanon material.

It's not like fans of a series are obligated to read the fanfiction.

Where all the /jp/ femanons at? Holla at yo boi.

>>8005954
Yes, we have an insurmountable rage for the kind individuals of /jp/.

>>8005959
I find it hard to avoid fanon retards. Granted, I search for touhou remixes on youtube, that's where most of the retards are sprouting their nonsense.

>>8005966
I know you do, man. And yet you still treasure everything /jp/ shits away. Damn, you guys over there are pathetic.

>>8005966

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD IT'S SHIT, RIGHT?
IT'S SHIT
ALSO
WELCOME TO /jp/
EVERY NORMAL WILL BE SHUNNED
NO EXCEPTION

>>8005972
>>8005971
Just a question, but does everyone speak to the person with the lowest intelligence first?

dont shitpost reported etc etc

>>8005976
Fancy a drill?

>>8005979
What has that got to do with anything?

bumpan

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>>8005979
Iku hijack.

>>8005971
>>8005966
>>8005954
Samefag.

>>8005989
A question, who is this Iku?

Just finished the fate stay night anime. Gonna start tsukihime after I watch the unlimitwed blades works movie.

Recommend sum other good anime please, /jp/

>>8005989
Excellent idea.

What is /jp/'s opinion on my post number?

>>8005995
Chaos;Head

>>8005999
you're an idiot

>>8005999
baka

>>8005999
You will never roll with the Homu.

hey jaypee how does it feel to hav a waifu?

Well since no one is up for a discussion, I will leave, bye bye.

>>8005999
Hey, Brian.

>>8006014
Why do you come to 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

>>8006019
Well since you replied with such a nice post I may as well post back.
I was only trying to find out why /jp/ hated /a/ so much myself.

>>>/a/56048663

/a/ is talking about you /jp/

>>8006026
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

What are some good touhou related faps? Girl on girl preferred.

>>8006026
Excuse me sir but you seem to not know obvious copypastas.

>>8006032
Well, why don't you explain why It was dumb then?

>>8005899
>>>/a/
also if you want to have a serious conversation try to give reason why you think it's shit

>>8006019
>>8006032
I like this place.

I think I'll stay.

>>8006034
I just love responding to people that use them really.
I find It fun, and I always wonder what they will do when they run out.

>>8006044

u are 1 fukking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fkkin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukkin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

>>8006044
Do you think because you're sticking around to make retarded comments that it makes you look in control of what's going on here?

What's going on is you're buttmangled.

You know those H images that aren't exactly bad per se and have the potential to be fappable, but they just lack that "something" that makes them good?

I have made a whole folder for those images.

>>8006044
At least learn how to lie properly when you make a mistake.

>>8006044
>I got horribly trolled and now I'm backpedaling like HELL to hide how mad I am.

>>8006047
/jp/ has such bad copy pasta, seriously If you're going to copy and paste something so easily It may as well be something well writted.

>>8006048
Why would I want to be in control?

>>8006051
Well no, seriously I actually do like responding to people that use copypasta.

/jp/, can you put up that copypasta about the japanese bird making spaghetti in the old country?

Because TH08 is my favourite.

But I like to read ZUN stories more than play games so I don't play it too often.

>>8006057
>Look at me guys, I'm not mad, I'm not mad, honestly, look at me, I'm not mad

>>8006057
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

>>8006049
BRILLIANT!

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Ego defending and backpedaling at the slightest provocation, you guys should come here more often to get buttranged.

>>8006056
Well, It depends on If you call responding to people using copy pasta being trolled really.
And I'm not really angry, I'm more disappointed.

>>8006061
That's alittle better, but I'm sure you have a gem of a Copy pasta somewhere.

>>8006060
Well why would I be mad?
All I did was respond to copypasta.

>>8006060
Who are you quoting?

>>8006068
Thank you officer. I'm gonna use these feet to evacuate.

Requesting japanese bird making spaghetti copypasta.

>>8006049
I just keep those in the back of my hentai folder. But that's a better idea, I suppose.
Anyway, keep 'em coming.

>>8006068

>>8006073
>I'm not mad even though I F5 the thread like HELL and reply to every single post directed at me, I'm not mad BAWWWWW

Hurt little feelings, enjoy them.

>>8006073


acting all intellectual and witty is just another way of you trying to be superior to others. you elitist

middle class liberal, smub asshole. have you ever worked hard at anything you piece of shit. if you weren't

born with the brain you have you wouldn't have nothing you lazy fuck. you've never had to work hard at

anything have you. people like me have to work hard to get anything in life. that is something you would

never understand. you ivy tower elitist prick. fuck you jones. fuck you. go ahead and laugh at this with

your #bun butt buddies. nobody on #bun will ever have a girlfriend. you guys are fucking lame. irc is for

nerds.
why don't you tell everyobody why you create those scripts. you do it to gain people's trust so that one day

you can hack our anuses. you're not getting anywhere near my anus you lolicon hacker freak.
why do you go to /jp/ anyway. let me guess to shitpost. i saw you post as sion that day. we all know sion is

your bot. sion is how you really are. unstable and autistic as fuck. you stupid fuck.

>>8006089
I'm using 4chan X, It refreshes every second.
And why wouldn't I reply to everyone who directs posts towards me?
It would be rude not to respond.

>>8006093
Alright, If you fixed a few of the grammatical errors on there you could have a great copy pasta.

>>8006073
It ain't a game nigger I don't know who told you it was. I put holes in your mug if you're holding a grudge. Try to take em when you get the gun and load and the slug check ya low when I bust. Stop playin when ya get it understood cause I know if you know what's good for ya. Come around your hood for ya.

You don't know me - I kill everyone who show love. You have them motherfuckers lookin' all up in the woods for ya.

>>8006094

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my

tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine

of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins,

you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and

from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my

radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of

my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

>>8006057
>writted

>>8006074
he's quoting that other dude

IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

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.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

>>8006098
Alright, that one was good, great job on finding/saving that one.

>>8006097
Alittle too gangster, but otherwise quite good.

>>8006100
Well, sorry If I'm not exactly a grammar nazi.

>>8006094
>every second
Good god, just set it to 15 or 30 seconds. There's no possible justification for pestering the server every single second, especially on a board like /jp/.

el 13 de octubre de 1991
un niño llamado nick se tiro de un puente devido a problemas familiares­
si ya leiste esto deves copiar y pegar
en otros 5 threads mas o si no
nick vendra por toda tu familia­
haslo o moriran porfavor hasme caso
yo lo lei y lo hise

>>8006104

mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

>>8006098

Ok, time to ignore this attention whore guys, we need no further proof that /a/ is full of forumites.

>>8006104
>great job on finding/saving that one.
Just how new are you?

Not to /jp/, to the internet as a whole? To life? Are you 5?

/a/ here, we are extremely sorry for this cunt's >>8006104 behaviour. We hope you will accept our most humblest of apologies.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>>8006118
You should be ashamed of yourself for tolerating those Gaiafags.

>>8006108
It is abit overkill that I will admit but since I only go on one or two threads at a time I may as well put some effort into it.

>>8006117
Do you think a five year old has this good grammar?

>>8006118
Whoever said I was from /a/?

>>8006118
Don't care. Stop bumping.

Everyone in this thread has been trolled into oblivion.

I guess they're having a good time, though.

Stop responding to the attention whore.

Deploy aikido. Over.

>>8006121
>Do you think a five year old has this good grammar?
>this good grammar?
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised, actually.

>>8006124
We don't tolerate them. They just don't leave

How to get a girl in your Aikido class to like you

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

>>8006124
I've never actually been to Gaia, Is it actually that bad?

>>8006126
Actually I'm in agreement there, five year olds are actually quite smart these days.

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

Did someone say hijack?

>>8006139
you could at least hijack with something more interesting

>>8006136
But not, apparently, as smart as they seem to think they are.

>>8006144
Aha, I see.

>>8006139
What, we're switching to Moko now? Sweet.

>>8006139
Hell yeah Mokoutits.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Stop trolling, Sion.

tanasinn is very important to me. I am a big advocate of the feeling and feeling. I have studied tanasinn for about 6-7 years and am a proud member of the tanasinn-nnisanat Society of tanasinnvania. During my college program semester at tanasinn World, I passed the tanasinn Company's language assessment test, and received a language pin under my tanasinn to indicate that I was responsible and could assist tanasinn guests should they have any inquiries. I study hard every day in order to gain some insight on the lananguage and culture. I have dreams to become either a tanasinn language interpreter for business conferences (the person with headphones and microphone that sits in the little glass booth and simultaneously translates what the person is saying), 今∴山●∵ﾐひど(･)tanasinnっ●∵す
(･)∵∴∵∵されく●ぁwせｄじこｌｐ；：「たり∵(･)∴●∵わ∵くぁ●wた


り
け(･)∵どtanasinn(･)∵∴∵●わヽ!∵∴∵ﾐ●ﾘﾉ!/ﾘま(･)ん、
∴人<・>女､●ぃの∵(･)∴∵(･)で●す、∵∴(･)∵∵/ﾘ●らがtanasin
nｆｔｇｙふじで●｡
でも●そ∵∴な(･)人メ●　∵∴tanasinnが定(･(･))しす
∵の名∵(･)これ●か | '`-イ∴(･)のイ●け<・>て●くメ∵(･)∵くぁ(･)wせ●ｄｒｆｔｇｙふじ


●こｌｐ；：「
でイ∵(･)●が変(･)どtanasinn∵(･)∴なこ　∵∴(･)
●の∴∵底<・>ｄi●i;|;_ﾞιｆ的∵●ぬ(･)tanasinn∵
こ∵まtanasinnばく(･)ぁw；：「い●∵∴(･)∵∵たてtanasinnし●(･)/ﾘらす
∵●∵(･)∴助●け●∵て∵(･)∵●し●∵
世∵のtanasinnの∵(･)∴れtanasinn<・>ら●を(･)tanasinnし∵∴●い∴(･)

>>8006147
But mokourude.jpg is always the hijacker.

That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)

2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don’t you think?

The Road, winner of the 2007 Pulitzer Prize, is Cormac McCarthy’s most accessible novel, one which immediately gained a foothold in book clubs and on school reading lists across America. It also joins All the Pretty Horses and Blood Meridian as one of McCarthy’s most critically acclaimed novels, though a departure from his usual western settings and themes. In a rare interview, McCarthy told Oprah Winfrey that his four-year-old son John practically cowrote the book: “I suppose it is a love story to my son.”

Set sometime in the future after a global catastrophe, The Road chronicles a father and a son—maybe the last of the “good guys”—as they tread along a forsaken patch of highway peopled by marauders and cannibals. The novel can be read in a variety of ways. The Road is perhaps the most chilling commentary of the post-9/11 world. The post-apocalyptic setting plays upon the public’s fear of terrorism, pandemics, genocide, and weapons of mass destruction. Other readers hear the poetic passages of desolation and think of Dante’s descent into hell or T. S. Eliot’s The Waste Land. Michael Chabon, in his essay “Dark Adventure,” says the novel is both horror and epic adventure, that McCarthy deftly blends the Southern Gothic of William Faulkner and the extreme naturalism of Jack London. Still others see McCarthy continuing to wrestle with the existence of God, as the father tells the boy, “There is no God and we are his prophets.”

>>8006162
fine fine
i don't have anything to contribute though

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

>>8006173
That's a strange reason to like something.

I play it because I like simple games with simple rules and mechanics.

>>8006177
No, it really isn't.

>>8006184
Well I suppose It isn't really, but consider you could say the same for Call of Duty.

>>8006165
Cormac McCarthy, winner of a 2007 Pulitzer Prize for his novel The Road, has created a story filled with some of the most horrendous acts human beings could ever commit. But it also demonstrates a bond between father and son that not even the near destruction of the world can tear apart. Only death could come close to accomplishing that, and even death fails.

In a storytelling style that is stripped as bare as the novel’s setting, McCarthy recounts the journey of an unnamed man and boy, in an undefined location, who search among the debris in the aftermath of some cataclysmic event for morsels of food and warmth. Though their lungs are tortured by the thick ash that discolors and taints the air, and their unshod feet are blistered and almost frozen, they trudge forever forward, always hoping for something better, something similar to the past. They rarely find it. And they dare not linger, because other wanderers, likewise cold and hungry, will inevitably come upon them, fighting for the tidbits that the man and boy have found.

In stark contrast to the devastated surroundings stands the man and boy’s unshaken devotion to one another. In a landscape where nothing blooms, their love flourishes and grows deeper, even as they wonder all the while which one of them will die first. They keep three things in mind as they move south toward a dream of warmth: they must find food, they must find clean water, and they must continually hide.

>>8006188
And there are many, many people who like call of duty. It's not even remotely strange.
Do you think about things that you say before you say them, or do you just use your brain stem to type?

>>8006196
Well, sorry If I thought people on /jp/ were entertained by something that would require alittle more brain power, but whatever.

>>8006202
If you wanted me to stop replying you should have just said so.

>>8006196
Stop replying to the attention whore. Let this thread die.