/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My country banned them

A paint can will go swinging into his face the moment he steps through the door

ZA WARUDO!!

Because if I did I would be dead.


Well, if the gun came with bullets.

Iron door master race here.

But I do, faggot.

Iron bars over the doors and windows. Come at me faggot robbers.

>>7997688
>My country banned them
Your country banned burglars?

>>7997706
No, doors.

Robbers are more likely to enter your house when you are not inside. Is the gun going to kill the robber by itself? Or is it more likely that the gun will become the robber's friend?

Don't be an idiot and by a sturdier door if that really bothers you.

Violent people like that only exist in the movies.

>>7997711
Bullshit.

I do. It makes my penis feel larger.

Other people pay for natural male enhancement pills that promise confidence but are a total scam.

I bought it for self-defense, but the sense of well being and being comfortable with myself is a nice bonus.

But I do own guns. I was out at the range with the SKS just a couple of days ago.

>>7997716
What about a gun turret?

reported because
1unfunny
2 old busted and boring
3 promote firearms with civlians, a terrible thing
fuck off

I'll stab him dead in the dick with a kitchen knife.

>>7997716
Your gun will turn into a cute girl to save you from the burglar and become your magical girlfriend. You will then go around the country meeting other magic gunslingers and fighting them until you have a gun harem.

What's the best gun ever?
In CS its the Desert Eagle however Ocelot says it's the Colt SA.
I think I'd keep a Deagle since it has room for seven bullets unlike the Colt SA which has 6. It's obvious math since killing 7 people > killing 6 people.

>>7997722
fund it

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a kid to break into your Gundam with the intent to steal it and use it against you. Why don't you own a Mobile Doll System?

>>7997722
I'd watch that.

>>7997716
Unless you're a retard and you surrender your weapons, what the fuck are you talking about?

silly americans and their paper-doors

>>7997722
The final boss is Kuro with Cthuga and Itaqua.

But there's nothing of value at my house. The burglar would end up laughing at me and my figures.

Move to a safer country.
Problem solved.

>>7997724
Yeah, 6-7 people are totally going to break into your house at the same time.
Most of those drug addicts work alone. A pair at most.

If I lived in a shitty country where I'd actually need a gun, I'd keep a shotgun around, I think.
That loading action sounds makes people understand you mean business. And it's absolutely horribly devastating if you let it loose in your house. Fun for the entire family guaranteed.

I've got knives and shit, but I've never had anyone break into my dorm apartment here in Copenhagen, even though there have been reports of 6 break-ins in some rooms in the floors below me. I don't even know if it's in my block, though.

Doors in my country can't simply be kicked in.

>>7997740
Well said. It'd take hours of hard and loud work to get in my house.
And it's not like gun will save you in the first place.

you're on /jp/. at least post the ashigaru version

>>7997743
>That loading action sounds makes people understand you mean business.

I don't own a gun because I would be too tempted to blast my brains all over the walls.

>>7997753
You don't think so?
I'd think the burglar would rather try somewhere else where no one is home instead of taking on someone armed with a shotgun.

We're not allowed to have guns in my country. The government doesn't want us to defend ourselves.

he'd have to go through the combination lock on the bottom floor, find my apartment and then plant a bomb in order to open my beautiful green titanium door.

My house is a goddamn fortress, I don't a gun.

>>7997743
For home defense you should always use a handgun. Hearing damage, bullets flying through the walls and being to unable to manipulate things with your other hand is shit.

And when I say hearing damage, I really mean some real serious hearing damage. SWAT teams use silencers indoors because otherwise they'd go deaf.

>>7997761
That's because allowing guns will only generate more burglars and general crime.

>>7997743
>That loading action sounds makes people understand you mean business.
But this makes them know you are experienced with guns and you have them completely dominated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIf50BFFReY

>>7997770
The criminals just import their guns from eastern Europe instead. Criminals getting things from the black market, who would've thought?

Guns are shit.
Get a crossbow and a hugeass longsword.

I don't want to own a gun, too much of a hassle. However, I can employ several sure-fire methods to chase off burglars.

>>7997772
Man, Ocelot is such a nerd.

>>7997685
>*BOOM*

>*BOOM*

>*CRASH*

>That's all it takes for a burglar to break into a person's home with the intent to rob and kill them.
Why don't you become a burglar /jp/ ?

>>7997777
He's pretty good.

>>7997767
Well, shit.
I don't imagine I'd be shooting as much as a SWAT team.
Maybe I'd make a homemade silencer. I'm sure there are some guides on the internet.

I live in a building where all the walls are made of half a foot of reinforced concrete. I don't think anything smaller than 20mm of depleted uranium shells can go through these walls.

I'm glad I don't live in a country where I actually have to expect this kind of bullshit.

>>7997778
>Black market
Stop watching summer action movies.

>>7997782
The uranium doesn't make them penetrate more, moron.

>>7997782
>Homemade silencer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCA0QlDNnSo

>>7997789
But it does make the bullets heavier, so why wouldn't they penetrate more?

I'd imagine it makes them harder as well.

Uranium > Steel

Enjoy killing someone you know by accident.
Enjoy killing a burglar who happens to be a gang member and will get you killed afterwards or make you leave the country.

/jp/: badass otakus with guns

But why don't you have anti-theft doors, OP ?

They stop burglars. And what about security guard? Are you poor OP?

I have a few rifles, a .410 for targets and a .22 pistol.

Theres actually a suprisingly amount of /k/ mixed in with /jp/.
Take BOOF as an example.

Why the fuck would you own a gun?
They are fucking dangerous.

Police station is a block away. There hasn't been a robbery in this neighborhood in 50 years.

>>7997815
Because they're pretty cool.

I'd love to own a a Beautiful artillery Luger, or one of those cool Blade Runner conversions.

>>7997815
they're only dangerous if you're an idiot
since you're on /jp/, you should be able to handle them safely because you're not an idiot, right?

>>7997821
I don't mind if you're an otaku weaponry made of ancient technology, but you gotta accept the concept of shooting little pieces of metal that can KILL people just for fun is pretty fucking stupid and amoral.

>>7997821
I'd like one of them russian Moist Nuggets

>>7997809
and that's exactly because it sucks. 99% /jp/ers are easily scared, paranoic people with no self control.
and buy guns. I'm so fucking happy to be not american.

>>7997824
Yes, but is everyone NOT an idiot? I got a lot of experience handling guns, but I've lots of shit happen to other people, it's not even funny.

>>7997825
You can get a armful of those for like 100$.

>>7997782
>Maybe I'd make a homemade silencer. I'm sure there are some guides on the internet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hit_Man:_A_Technical_Manual_for_Independent_Contractors
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3944435

There's a section that covers it. Even though the method was used buy a hitman 50 years ago, I'm sure it can still apply to modern guns.

>2011
>Not owning a semiconductor laser gun with high frequency converter.

Why not simply make a bettter door?
*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*ALARM*
*SHIT*

>>7997796
>Enjoy killing a burglar who happens to be a gang member and will get you killed afterwards or make you leave the country.
This is a bullshit reason not to defend yourself. With that logic you might as well always be the enemy's bitch.

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRACK*

Delicious Iron door. I'll call an ambulance for him.

>>7997685

What sort of country do you live in where this is a real and likely threat anyway? Colombia?

>>7998010
Hey, we have people from Colombia on here. Don't insult them.

>>7998000
*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Oh shit nigger you're dead.


Blah blah all it takes, why don't you own a shelter /jp/?

>>7998079
We have this one guy living in an air raid shelter, IIRC.

BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

Buddy, you're a thief, make a big noise, kicking down a door, gonna be a rich man someday
You got mud on your boot, you big disgrace, kickin' your door all over the place singin' Weee, wiilll, weee, willl, rob you
Weee, wiilll, weee, willl, rob you

>>7998010
South Africa, maybe. Lots of violent niggers there. The crime rate is very high. I imagine parts of the USA to be like that too.

>>7998107
Jesus fuck

If I would own a gun I would probably shoot myself, so no.

>>7998114
Yes, indeed. Living the dream.

;_;

>>7998094
my god, i just singed it, i love you

>>7998107
Haha, those are airsoft gun:
>Japanese sites on pc
>fake bullets on rifles
>magazines in

>>7998121
woah, nice collection
what is that smg that looks like an hk416 but with an smg mag inside?

>>7997685

But.... I do. I own three rifles and two shotguns.

>>7998107

Then you don't need a gun, you need to get the hell out of there for the sake of your safety and health.

Come to Sweden.

>mfw a yuropeon went to jail for shooting a burglar in self defense near me

>>7998213
>Europe = Britain

>>7998207
What do I have to do if I want to go to Sweden?

Hmm, I had four robbery attempts against me.
One successful (okay, they only got my roommates' stuff, haha), one foiled by me waking up and asking the git trying to climb in the window what the hell he's doing, one getting his arm probably cracked if not broken by slamming the window on it and one basically jumping out the window once he noticed I'm at home. Fucking gypsies.
I moved away from there and now I have chinese neighbours patrolling the area, scaring away the criminal elements of society.

I don't need no gun. A decent neighbourhood and proper windows/doors are enough.

You can take all you want,
But you can't crush my Lambda Knight spirit

>>7998284
My nextdoor neighbor has had his house burglarized a few times. I sleep with my window open when it gets cooler out and I have no screen on my window.

No one's going to come in her though.

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your home with the intent to rob and kill you. Why don't you make a contract with Kyubey yet /jp/ ?

>>7998207
It would be cool to live in Sweden. I'd probably prefer to go to Norway (sounds better, more northern (cold = the bane of niggers' existence) and for the black metal scene) but I hear Sweden is very nice too.

>>7998257
Not much. I hear they let anyone in. You can even vote if you're not a registered citizen.

>>7998257

Not much. If you got housing and employment sorted out and don't have any legal issues, you pretty much just need to register with the customs office, get a Swedish personal number (sort of like a social security number), and you're free to settle down.

>>7998400
I can't find the bastard.

/jp/ truly houses some of the worst posters on 4chan

>>7998284
>I moved away from there and now I have chinese neighbours patrolling the area, scaring away the criminal elements of society.
This gave me a great mental image.
Thanks Anon.