/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I can't afford one ;_;

I can understand the urge to suck on phallic objects, but women and, I assume, people in general, look very silly when sucking on dildos.

Um, not that I care or anything, you understand; I don't want you to get the wrong impression here, but...sauce?

probably doesn't taste as nice as a real dick

>>7993018
No one in /jp/ will judge you for liking weird porn.
We will however judge you for liking normal porn. You don't like 3DPD, do you?

>>7993027
>we
Oh right, you speak for all /jp/.

>>7993030
Anytime some camwhore or porn star gets posted, threads are flooded with cries of '3DPD', so I figured it was a safe bet.

Idols are an exception because they wear so much makeup, pictures have so much photoshop, and every aspect of their public lives is so heavily manufactured they may as well be 2D

I thought women only like to suck dicks because it satisfies a man

>>7993033
I just see it as some forced meme that people use to try and fit in. I don't see how anyone can literally only like 2D porn.

Motherless is great for amateur stuff. Maybe some people confuse 3D with that fake industry shit with vapid whores and fake tits and professional set lighting.

Real amateur 3D is awesome.

Still, sage and report this shit thread by a buttranged dipshit.

>>7993039
>Real amateur 3D is awesome
Subtle trolling (7/10) is still shiposting.

>>7993040
Reported for being stupid and trolling by shitposting.

>>7993039
So what you're saying is that you have a choice between ugly women and perfect women but you still go for ugly women?

>>7993039
normal detected
suck my cock out of /jp/ yourself

>>7993039
>>>/soc/
>>>/gif/

Because I'd rather suck the real thing

>>7993039
Why does it always have to be FURCE MEEM HUR to you people? Can't you respect the majority's preference? Do you see a lot of amateur 3DPD porn on /jp/? No? It means we don't like it. Go somewhere else.

Reported for being a good troll.

So...is that a no on that sauce?

>>7993074
>>7993053
>>7993051
>i'm asexual but i fapfapfapfapfapfapfap to 2D
Inb4 the quoting forced meme

>>>/b/, >>>/soc/, >>>/y/, >>>/cm/, >>>/fa/

>>7992998
but i do have one :>

>>7993163
You sound pretty frustrated.

>>7993185
How can you tell what my voice sounds like?

Bump for sauce. Please?

But I do. They're very fun although I still prefer vibrators for convenience and vibration.

>>7993345
that bathroom must smell like a fish market

>>7993030
He does.

>>7993345
This thread is going places...

>>7993345
what can you do with those huge things

>>7992998
because my vagina isn't a hallway

>>7993345
Good heavens do you live in a Henmaru Machino doujin or what

>>7993354
Not if you clean them.

>>7993414
Stick them in your girl places for pleasure. Some of them have suction cups so I like to stick them on the shower wall and grind. It's a lot of fun.

>>7993345

>>7993421
m..my girl places? How lewd...

So, what is supposed to be stimulating about the unusual shapes? I don't think onnaholes have much variance, save for the feel of the material.

Hitting the cervix and stuff is the most stimulating? Ahegao?

>>7993460
when the tip of a penis kisses the cervix, it results in untold pleasures.

Ok, I lurked a briefly here and I stumbled upon a thread about pissing in diapers, confession of the guy doing his PhD how he's on a straight road to off himself and now this.

Jesus H. Christ...

>>7993480

>>7993480
I'm glad you are enjoying this board.
Lets get together someday. I'll bring the lube.

>>7992998
Why she she have a ton of bottles of axe?