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Supposing Touhous didn't reproduce asexually... Which Touhou would you most like to father a child with and why?

Pic related.

>> No.798741

/r/ pregnant Alice copypasta.

>> No.798742

PCB is my favourite touhou game

>> No.798743

>>798735
>>798741
Fucking newfags.

>> No.798750

Reimu.

Because it'd involve having sex with her.

>> No.798753

Not one single Touhou character is mature or responsible enough to raise a child.

>> No.798758
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798758

She'd be nice and yandere also overprotective.

>> No.798763
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798763

Cirno cause our child would be the strongest.

>> No.798768

>>798753

Bullshit. Eirin.

>> No.798773

>>798768

>> No.798774
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798774

She'd be faithful and a good waifu

>> No.798780
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798780

Here everyone on this picture is mature enough to have a child.

>> No.798804
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798804

Good girl raises good children and makes a good wife.
+good friends/relatives to take care of the child(ren) for some time if neccessary.

>> No.798810

>>798780

No. More like Eirine, Ran, Keine, Reisen, and Sakuya. I don't doubt that Yukari COULD raise a child, but...

>> No.798809

>>798768
She'd feed the baby pills until it died.

>> No.798808

>>798780
Left to right:
Threat baby like laboratory rat, BABY GURO, BABY GURO ITS AWWWWWWWWWRIGHT, Ran will raise that child cause she will be to busy sleeping, vore, I bet she can't even change a diaper.

Ran is the only possible mother in Gensokyo.

>> No.798812
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798812

I have already done the deed!

>> No.798814
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798814

Repeatedly in fact!

>> No.798822
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798822

She was a great mother before the incident.

>> No.798826
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798826

I am in ur Genoskyo, impregnating ur lolis

>> No.798827

china
smile is kawaii

>> No.798828

>>798822
fucking Reimu ;_;

>> No.798834
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>>798810
Dont see why Yuyu wouldnt be able to raise a child... didnt she basically raise yomu when the only father in gensokyo died?

>> No.798836
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798836

Reimu.

Because she's simply the best.

>> No.798844

>>798834
father died? Youki didn't die. +Youmu is wasn't a child anymore when he retired.

>>798810
Reisen? Eirin would forcefully abort any child each time she punishes Reisen.

>> No.798851

>>798834
You do not raise a child through trolling.

>> No.798854
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798854

>>798834

>> No.798866
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>>798844

Eirin's a dick ;_;

>> No.798870

>>798834

Youki isn't dead and Yuyuko didn't raise Youmu. If anything Youmu is the one raising Yuyuko.

>> No.798871
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798871

>>798866
>Eirin has a dick

>> No.798874

So many flat chests in Gensokyo when drawn by ZUN, I'm beginning to think a baby would starve to death.

>> No.798878
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798878

Shikieiki is the only answer to a well-mannered, well-brought up, respectable child.

>> No.798881

>>798774

ENJOY YOUR EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS

>> No.798884

Reisen could do it. She has experience raising Tewi.

>> No.798887

>>798884
If she tried to raise Tewi, she failed horribly.

>> No.798890
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798890

The fastest in Gensokyo making babies? That would be the fastest children.

>> No.798896

>>798878
This reminded me of KareKano for some reason

>> No.798900

>>798890
No, because it only means that Aya is the fastest baby maker.

>> No.798904
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>>798890

pic related

>> No.798912

>>798890
She'd bear the children so fast she wouldn't even notice the eggs falling out during her flight.

>> No.798924

>>798912
surprise auto ABORTIONS?

>> No.798991

>>798884
how can a 50 year old moon rabbit raise a 1000+ earth rabbit?

>> No.799011

>>798991
Very badly.

>> No.799022

Youmu would grow to be an excellent housewife.

>> No.799036
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>>799022
And a soft one too.

>> No.799037

>>799022
She can barely take care of her own shrine. Has to keep running off hunting youkai just to make ends meet.

>> No.799059
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>>798991
She lets the mean aunt dish out the punishment. Then Tewi runs crying to mommy.

>> No.799065

>>799059
Is there an uncensored version of that pic?

>> No.799073

>>799036
TOO soft.

>> No.799079

>>799065
Not that I know of. It's fappable as is.
Especially if you're already convinced Tewi likes anal/buttplay by doujins.
Tewi's a bad bunny.

>> No.799085
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799085

>>799079

>> No.799086

>>799079
I'm new to Touhou. /r/ing some of said doujins.

>> No.799089

>>799065
Also http://afortoftinplate.web.fc2.com/images/penpen.jpg is the original.

http://afortoftinplate.web.fc2.com/

>> No.799101

Well, Yuyuko's child would certainly be well fed.

Or end up eaten.

>> No.799104

tewi can't cum

>> No.799109
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799109

good girls

>> No.799125

>>799109
And by that you mean they are cheep, look good and have averagely used pussys so yeah good girls but i've seen better ones for less money.

>> No.799126

>>799104
She cums pretty hard with Alice's finger up her ass.

>> No.799130

>>799125
do you have a girlfriend?

is it easy to find a girlfriend in croatia?

>> No.799139
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799139

Alice it is

>> No.799140

>>799130
No. My powerlevel is too high, i have no idea how to talk to girls.
Same as in any other country if your a normal fag and go out to partys and shit you'll find one if you look. If you ever come to croatias coast you'll find a lot of sluts.

>> No.799147
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799147

Youmu is already mai waifu, so of course it'd be her.

>> No.799152

>>799126
Oh you're speaking of a YURI doujin. She can cum, just not ejaculate.

>> No.799157

>>799152
It is somewhat depressing that plain girl/girl sex is considered unusual enough to warrant a "OH, you don't mean a futa doujin!" in a world of 99% females.

>> No.799166

>>799157
>It is somewhat depressing that plain girl/girl sex is considered unusual enough in society to draw hate, and i'm afraid what would happen if society knew about futa.

>> No.799181

>>798753
Inaba says otherwise.

Speaking of, that's who I'd father a child with. Because the children will grow up to become perfectly sane people with the power of hypnosis.

>> No.799191
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799191

Wouldn't those two make the coolest aunties? He could be player 3 and game with them all day long.

I'm not so sure about who the mummy could be though...

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>> No.799231
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799231

The baby would die when we're at a cyber cafe playing MMO's, but we could always make another when we're not tied down managing the guild.

>> No.799253
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799253

Alice. Cuz she is love, and that would force her to have someone by her side, which would be for her own good.

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>> No.799269

NONE OF THEM BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahah....
hahaha...hah....ha....ha....

;_;

>> No.799270

>>799191
Eirin?

>> No.799272
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799272

Ran, because she'd get crazy watching the child and ready for sex.

>> No.799289

Reisen

because I'd get to knock her up and be around her all the time

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799323

She has experience.

>> No.799326
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799326

>>799289

>> No.799332 [SPOILER] 
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799332

You're all forgetting. There's already a Touhou character that has officially had children.

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799346

>>799332
Hey there.

>> No.799358

>>799346
Posted before I saw the image above.

>> No.799361
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799361

China, or Ran. They seem emotionally stable.

>> No.799363
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>>799346
Patchy would be a good mother she can read about motherly stuffs in books.

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799364

>>799358

>> No.799367
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799367

yuyuko would be the mother of all my children.

for she is the most elegent in all the land!

>> No.799368

>>799361
Your child would simply be fed to the Flan.

>> No.799369
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>> No.799374

Suwako is Gensokyo's only mother.
Youki is Gensokyo's only father.

>> No.799384

>>799369
what can't Ed do?

>> No.799387

>>799384
...

>> No.799396
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>>799384
A Sacchin route.

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>>799367
>most elegant
I don't think so. Enjoy your 2nd most elegant touhou.

>> No.799452
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799452

Keine is protective (or over-protective should I say?) so she can take good care of children.

>> No.799472
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799472

We'd probably be the worst parents ever, though. We'd most likely sleep through most of the actual raising and let Ran do all the work.

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