/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ok, first let me half-assedly relent before you pin me down and rape me.

Can i touch your fan?

Everything in Gensokyo that can walk have already seen the goods within.

>>7992246
The button on your shirt is open.

So you like to look at panties, huh?

I heard a certain flower youkai is pretty popular among you perverts, right? >>7992151

>>7992309
Sure, but just not yours.

>>7992319
Maybe you prefer someone a little older? These certainly don't feel like the kind of material you'd find in Gensokyo. >>7992229

No wait, I bet you're one of those pedophiles that lurk around here, right? >>7988586

>>7992329
Stop showing me stolen panties, Aya!

>>7992339
Well in that case, you probably prefer royalty, huh? >>7983598

>>7992342
The fuck Ayayayayayaya?

Kaguya-hime wears pantsus

>>7983598
Not anymore.

>>7992342
Sanae's cumstained panties or no deal.

>>7992367
So you like the easy ones, I see. >>7976549

>>7992376
How..Normal..
I half expected something lewd.

I want to cum.

egg whites, anyone?

>>7992392
It's because she's not a slut

>>7992392
Sanae wears normal cheap panties because they're regularly lost, stolen, or destroyed in the prosecution of her job.

Red, huh? I'm surprised. I thought you'd wear black or something.
...n-not that I've been thinking a lot about this...

I'm not sure how to tell you this, but I've already seen them before. Lots of people have. I guess you don't notice because you're so excited when you're flying around throwing newspapers and everything, but...short skirts and flight don't mix, you know?

...why are you looking at me like that?

>>7992508
oh i'll take some eggs please.

I feel that I should put more effort into my Boxers. All the cool Touhous are wearing elaborate underwear.

>>7992552
just get some fancy panties

>>7992550
It's very rude to ask a Tengu woman for eggs, you know.

>>7992578
What if you help her make the eggs?

>>7992582
Cheesy old pickup lines won't help, no.
"Hey baby, wanna make some eggs?" Ugh.

>>7992590
Oh okay..I though it was a good idea..

>>7992590
what?

will suck dicks or money (to buy a camera)

will suck dicks for money (to buy a camera)

>>7992640
Where the hell did she find a store that sells cameras in a big open window like that?

>>7992640
Well, does she end up getting a camera or not?

>>7992642
A lot of small camera shops display stuff in windows like that. Some antique shops do as well. I'm more concerned about those cameras. There's only a viewfinder. They're either point and shoots or zone focusing only. Nothing wrong with zone focusing. Pic realted.

Aya rides dick like a pro.

>>7992725
>no hat
too_lewd.jpg

Such a perverted Tengu

>>7992752
Clearly those are flashes.

>>7992739
Yeah and she makes another person happy in the process.

>>7992792
You can't fool me.

>Well, does she end up getting a camera or not?
dunno about her getting the camera, It i'm certain she'd end up getting a lot of sperm in her womb.

>now I can't let you leave here alive...

>>7992739

Nothing a personal solicitation of one's publication wouldn't fix.

Aya is so pretty~

Aya is not a slut you assholes.
I'll break your fucking legs and smash your fucking head into the ground so hard it kills your whole family.

>>7992246
what is she going to do?
slut me to death?

>>7995430
Details.

>>7995430

You will die in the midst of drooling and gnashing canine jaws and the corvids will descend to pick your bones. All sorts of corvids, all sorts of picking.
You will be an excellent first page story.

>>7995463
At least I made the news.

>>7995430
She'll kill you by sucking your balls and prostrate gland dry.

>>7995470

Maybe it was her plan all along.

>>7995463
Aya wouldn't print a story like that. It'd make the Tengu look bad.
I don't think she'd so quickly jump to killing you either, but eh.

>>7995480

She will just say you appeared to have been eaten by bears.

Maybe you were, at least in part.

>>7995489
>>7995463
Aya's not one to do such an infantile and animalistic action like one would expect in parody works (nor would most Touhous anyway).

If she's to hand over punishment, she'd do something in a humiliating manner, kind of what she does in StB and DS except you just get nabbed and hanged from the feet onto a tree, then your clothes are removed and she takes pictures of your crying face. Then, manipulate info here and there and call it ''Weird sexual experiment attempted by humans caught in the act''.