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Today, for the first time in a very long while, I felt like looking at some real people porn. So I did. As I was looking and stroking my penis, my appetite grew and soon I was choosing some X-art torrents to download. But then suddenly something made me think of Madoka and Sayaka. As the image of their cute faces appeared in my head, the porn I had open on my screen started looking very ugly, like it usually does to me. So I got up from my computer and finished my fap in bed, climaxing to the fantasy of Sayaka having tender, loving sex with Kyousuke.

I feel rather good now. I think what just happened proves that I have once and for all left behind the impure 3D world. I believe that after this I won't even get the urge to look at real porn ever again.

>> No.7990920
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>>7990908
Whats porn?

>> No.7990926

What did Yuno do to deserve this?

>> No.7990928

That gross feeling you get after looking at 3D porn is the worst.

>> No.7990930
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>>7990908
>Sayaka
>Tender Loving Sex
Enjoy having fucking terrible taste.

>> No.7990933

>>7990926
That's Madoka, dude.

Filenames.

>> No.7990935

I masturbated to 3D porn two weeks ago. It was the first time in six months, and it happened because I woke up in the middle of the night and, in my confused sleepy state, thought that real porn was a good idea.

I felt so disappointed, disgusted and ashamed.

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>>7990928

>> No.7990939
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>>7990930
Meaning? I like many things.

>> No.7990941

Stop using the Hidamari Sketch for your shitposting.

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>>7990939
Meaning that you should instead imagine her engaging in hard BDSM activities with her healing type status allowing her to withstand far greater punishment than a normal human.

That or fap to a character who isn't so terrible.

>> No.7990952

>>7990908
I masturbated to 3D porn today, the reason for that was that I wanted to use both of my hands, and it is not possible to do so if I'm reading a doujinshi, like I usually do. And generally animated hentai is worse than well made porn, in this case I watched TAM cover of Touhou, damn that flat chested Cirno cosplayer, so good. Generally 3D is not good for at all for fapping purposes, but exceptions are found. Not all 2D is good either!

>> No.7990961

>>7990933
No.
>>7990956
Hasn't that already been done?

>> No.7990964

>>7990956
Rape and violence gets so boring. It has made you angry. In reality, you want love too.

>> No.7990982

>Sayaka having tender, loving sex with Kyousuke.
fucking disgusting

>> No.7991003

>>7990982
only emos don't like happy sex

>> No.7991012

>>7991003
Emo? Have I stepped 5 years into the past?

>> No.7991026

>>7990964
Tender loving sex is fine once in a while, but not for characters I hate.

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