/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7990374
I'd like it, come, and when the time arrives and she is sleept I'll
Smash her fucking head with a hammer, fucking monster

>>7990380
That's not very nice is it?

>>7990380

Imagine waking up to the sensation of Rumia lightly gnawing on your arm while mumbling in her sleep about how delicious it is.

I wish to eat her guts

>>7990383
Realize it's me or her, rememeber she is a predator.

Sure, why not? Man-eaters need a place to sleep too. I may even have an extra sleeping bag.

>>7990380

That's how you deal with monsters.

>>7990397
Then her head reforms, and now she's furious because all she wanted was to sleep with her favorite onii-chan, and bits your hand off

Good job.

>>7990419
As long it keps moving I'll keep smashing, non stop even if I have to beat it to pulp.

uh, but I sleep at day. maybe we can eat something togheter instead of sleeping.

Eh, I don't want to get eaten, that's all.

Maybe if I can lend her a room if I have some sort of anti-youkai seal on me.

>>7990422
You'll run out of limbs well before she runs out of energy. You're only human.

>>7990394
When she wakes up, the gnawing won't be so light

>>7990430
what about enclosing her in concrete and then dropping her in a lake, that should work.

>>7990442
Why don't just run to Canada, not even youkais like living there.

>>7990442
...for how much time? years?
...do you imagine how hungry and pissed off she will be when finally free? if you're still alive, I hope you moved to another planet...

DID SOMEONE ORDERED A YOUKAI EXTERMINATOR?

>>7990442
Because you are going to be able to do that while she's tearing your arms off, good thinking

>this thread

>>7990449
What's she going to do, look you up on the internet to find your current address?

>>7990447
well, but there are youkai in canada. like Wendigo, Wolverine and Michael J. Fox.

>>7990463
she will follow your tracks...I'm a hunter too, I know how it works.
or she can go asking Kaguya to track you down with internet, yes.

I trust Rumia to not eat me

>>7990442
Nah, she would awake before concrete solidifies.
A safe cage is much better, if you have the resources, thing I doubt, you could send her to the space and she will never bother you again

>>7990485
Moonbitches disagree

would blow that bitch's head off in her sleep with a high powered rifle

the only problem is that I doubt there is enough room for me and her on my twin bed ;_;

>>7990485
SPACE VAMPIRES

>>7990492
...but that should kill her? how much immortal are gensokyo vampires?

>>7990499
You would need a gun with spiritual power

>>7990463
She'll just fly around the world until she finds you.
It's not like she has anything better to do.

>>7990502
that's not something you order on J-list...

1º Tell her we are having a trip
2º Go to Hawai
3º push her n the Mauna Loa.
4º No more problem.

>>7990499
my nugget goes clean through 3/8" plate steel without even knocking it over

so unless her skull is thicker and harder than steel, should go right through

also immortal =/= invincible

>>7990512
pal, it doesn't matter the power of the gun...

>>7990512
Nope, but you think that'd just stop her?

I think its high time to abandon thread befor /k/ sets up the usual gunwank shop here.

>>7990512
Even if you blow her head apart like a pumpkin she'll regenerate and come back for you.

>>7990499
You can kill a vampire with a silver bullet, if you desire to use a gun against them.

>>7990529
Then let her see a sunrise.

>>7990552
You know the first "vampire" was only weakened by sunlight? Not killed

Hahahaha oh wow, retarded people ITT.

First, she is not a vampire but a lesser youkai, she is far from invencibility and much more from inmortality.

Marisa Danmaku firepower is compared to fireworks and its enought to at least defeat her, remember she is not Mokou, after a critical damage she can die.

If you need a secure method just do this.

Youkai seem to be weak to narcoleptics and poisons such as mercury in Patchouly body, just drug her so she doesn't awake.

Then proced to put her in a closed room with as much barrels of gas you can afford/want to afford, add some butane gas cylinders and explosive made out of fertilizer, set a detonator and run away, she will be disintegrated.

>>7990565
A lot of preparation when she can take you apart in a matter of minutes bro.

>>7990565
>invencibility
>inmortality
>enought
>proced
Why is it always people who call others retarded are obviously the biggest retards themselves?

(Not to mention all the grammatical errors.)

>>7990555
Then throw beans at her, those will hurt her, according to ZUN.

Or just plain dismember her and throw the pieces into fire, or seal her.

>>7990583
I thought that was Oni

Good luck trying to dismember her, don't forget who the predator is

Seal, yeah have fun figuring that one out

Wait how did this get to be how to kill Rumia thread?

Maybe if you danmaku her she'll leave you alone. Surely /jp/ would pick up some skills if he actually made it to Gensokyo.

>>7990604
Because surely weak spiritless /jp/-ers are going to be enough to contend with any aspect of nature.

>>7990587
Strong she might be, but not invulnerable.

>Vampires (吸血鬼 Kyūketsuki) are among the least popular non-human creatures living in Gensokyo. They are usually self-centered, enjoy provoking strangers, drink the blood of humans, and specialize in creating disasters that affect the entirety of Gensokyo.
>They are the beneficiaries of great physical enhancement as well as magical power. However, they do have several weaknesses, among them sunlight, running water, and broken holly branches.

>>7990608
Rumia isn't a vampire!

>>7990604
I dreamed about Rumia once. I was in a hallway with some stairs and it got darker to the left of me. Then I realized "Oh, it's just Rumia" but considering she's still a dangerous creature I did have to get away from her. I threw some candy to her and she started eating that.

>>7990606
>weak spiritless /jp/-ers
Speak for yourself, pal. Some of us actually prepare properly for the trip to Gensokyo.

>>7990632
Being born of a heroic line isn't something you can really prepare for.

>>7990632
true. I've already died to prepare myself.

It sucks that your girlfriend was eaten by youkai.

Mabey I could be your girlfriend tonight.

>>7990643
A true man needs no great titles or famous lineages.
He carves out his own legend.

>>7990664
"here lies Anonymous: Tripped and fell in to a ravine moments after finding himself on the other side"

just give her some food so she won't eat you

smelly, dumb, youkai scum

Superior hungry youkai.

>>7990701
Rumia will never stink up the corner of your table ;_;

>>7990701
>>7990701
sauce please

So, your dream became real, after swallowing all the pills and choking you wake up in Gensokyo, you take a deep breath and perceive everything around you. This is the bamboo forest, you can feel the youkai presence somewhere around you, this is the place, this is the time, you will become a legend here, you can be a magician, a youkai hunter, drink hourai and become immortal, anything is posible in this eastern wonderland.

You start to look around you and realize theres other people there, they look like you, people from all places of the world, all them looking around themselves astonished at the gorgeous sight, imagining their new lives in this place.

-This can't be better.
You tell yourself, you can't wait to meet your fauvorite characters, you will enjoy a tea with Reimu, joke around with Marisa, enjoy Sakuya service and play with Sanae, tears of happiness fall from your eyes.
At least, some happiness and some joy will be bought to your life, after years of unhealthy, confinated life, you can finally bloom, you can DO ANYTHING, this place has his own rules and you start to feel different, just with thinking about it you start to levitate, with the same effort you would open your eyes you start to fly one metter above the ground, and this is only the beginning, you go back to the ground to find a small yukkuri.
-Holy Shit, even Yukkuris !
For one second you stop and you start what will be the next thing you will do in your new wonderfull life, suddelny....

>>7990714
ExHentai file search.
Fucking faggot.

>>7990715
You realize theres someone staring at you, he has been staring at you for minutes yet you didnt realize it, it's someone familiar, you know him, and them slowly you realize who is him, the pain invades your mind, it's him, it had to be fucking him, fuck, FUCK, F U C K, now only grief.

The young boy comes near you, now everyone is staring at him and you can see fear in the eyes of the others, whos is this boy?

Meanwhile he draws his sword and raise it, ready to speak.
Pic related.

And as soon everyone is quiet he says:

-Fuck no, you are going home !

>>7990716
it's also the first thing you get if you search for rumia

>>7990701

Ahhh, can anyone remind me the name of this artists or the doujin's name?

>>7990723
nvm I'm autistic

>>7990718
Oh fuck no. He is the destroyer of dreams.

>>7990718
the messiah of anti-escapism
we're all fucked

Delicious bikeshorts

>>7990701
god damn, stop making me laugh while I'm trying to fap

Of course.