/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Too bad I only understand Swahili.

Too bad i'm going to gut you, fucking chicken youkai.

chicken is my favorite food. you ready?

Yes means I'll suck your cock dude.

>>7967469
Suck my cock dude

Well, no means no I guess. Not much left to argue there.

>>7967473

>>7967476
Suck my

Fuck you dumb as shit youkai.

yes

>>7967498
Why does this always happen!?

>>7967498

It is not rape if it is a youkai.

>>7967514
Yes it is. Don't be racist.

Any particular noted reason as to why Mystia's clothing color is inverted?

>>7967403
no means rape

>>7967949
PoFV. Player 2.

>>7967516
Isn't that speciesism?

>>7967984
It may even be domainism, all depending on what youkai taxonomy you subscribe to.

いいえ sounds like yeah to me.

So you don't want me to not lick your tummy?

BUENO


Oh God /jp/ has been painfully slow and shitty lately.

>>7969890
thank you

What with those yes/no pillows? They're extremely cute for some reason.

>>7970472
sauce, sauce, sauce!! My appetite needs flavor!!

>>7971849
Night Sparrow's Chirps. From Albatross, the very same people who gave us flapflap.jpg and around 90% of scanned Myschi porn in general.

>>7971868
Muchas gracias

>>7971842
When you're to shy to say it, the pillows come in handy.

Not that anyone would take no for an answer by that point mind you.

>>7971908
Who keeps things like yes/no pillows, if they feel the need to have them by frequent occurrence, then I imagine they aren't particularly shy

>>7971917
The same people who have 16 little pillows sitting on their bet but remove them all before they go to sleep I'd imagine,

Bed*

O Wunder! Fliegt sie noch?
Sie steigt empor und ihre Fl・el ruhn!
Was hebt und tr臠t sie doch?
Was ist ihr Ziel und Zug und Z・el nun?

Sie flog zu hhst - nun hebt
Der Himmel selbst die siegreich Fliegende:
Nun ruht sie still und schwebt,
Den Sieg vergessend und die Siegende.

Gleich Stern und Ewigkeit
Lebt sie in Hn jetzt, die das Leben flieht,
Mitleidig selbst dem Neid -:
Und hoch flog, wer sie auch nur schweben sieht!

O Vogel Sperling!
Zur He treibt痴 mit ew暖em Triebe mich!
Ich dachte dein: da floss
Mir Thr舅・um Thr舅e - Mystia, ich liebe dich!

>>7973956
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get the fuck out after you're done
And I hope in my ride to make a quick run...

I used to know a bitch named Mystia
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a motherfucker with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the motherfucking Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my motherfucking pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing 'cause the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
So recognize and pass to Daz

>>7973956
I never thought I'd see Nietzsche spam.

>>7973956
Ahaha, oh wow.

Also, I'm sorry Mystia, in your case, no means yes.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=20783755

Anybody know if this actually came out at C80? Seems like some pretty rough and delicious sample work, so i'm not sure if he finished it or not.

>>7980099
I think i did come out at c80, i haven't found a copy yet tho

>>7980099
Its not in any of the lists of crap I usually download from. Would be nice, though.

I wonder what her eggs taste like?

>>7967469
Yes

Doushite konata!

fire up the deep fryer boys

>>7986886
>boys

Not all of us are male.

>>7986891
None on /jp/ is male.

>>7986898
In real life most of you are. I'm a girl though. Don't use gender specific comments like that.

>>7987032
None on /jp/ is male period

>>7987037
Wow, are you really so afraid of women that you're going to sit there and keep saying that to avoid facts?

>>7987048
If you want to post in this thread, post about Mystia or get out.

>>7987073
More misogyny. Cute.

>>7987032
>>7987048
And you are why most girls pretend to be boys.

>>7986082
>>7979105
Mind if I post some Tokiko in this thread?

>>7987084
This thread is about Mystia. You're not posting Mystia.

>>7987081
Don't derail the thread. Delete your post and post some Mystia to compensate.

>>7987084

>>7987090
Sorry about that, have an unlikely pair.

>>7967403
Fine, then I'll just have to take what I want from you by force.

>>7987084
Are all internet feminists really this whiny?

Even a mere suggestion towards proper thread-following to avoid conflict is seen as an offense by them just because it was a reply to their post.

Posting more Mystia.

>>7987112
All feminists are that whiny period. They use the gender card for every single thing that doesn't go their way, no matter how minor or irrelevant it is.

/jp/ is 100% little girls! The fact you're unaware of this is astonishing

Wrong one.

>>7987164
>she wants to fuck

>>7987253
albatross sure likes mystia

Sing louder little sparrow

>>7987329
From the thumbnail, I thought she was being tentacle raped.

Now, I'm disappointed.

>>7987329
Leave her alone, buddy.

>>7987339
Mystia is too cute to rape.

>>7987353
is that how that works?

>>7987359
Yes!

Imperishable Night was 7 years ago.
Do you think she's grown into a beautiful young lady?

>>7987495
I realized this recently; Mystia has like the cutest ZUN art ever.

Look at that face

What are you doing!?

>>7987527
What are YOU doing?

>>7987506
I prefer Kaguya's.

>>7987531
I asked first!

>>7987524
>your mouth pussy is the best
>it's tightening up around my glands

>>7987538

>you will never get to feel Mystia's soft and squishy mouth pussy

>>7987538
>reading hentai dialogue
>not expecting hilarity

It's all fun and games until the Pigeon poops on your shoulder.

and that's all.

I want wrap a big fluffy diaper around Mystia's small waist.

>>7987587
well, aside from albatross' other stuff

Why would you go and post something like that?

>>7987598
In the hope that someone out there fapped and came to it, so I can go to bed feeling good knowing I made someone's day slightly better.

>>7987668

I fapped to the mouth pussy part.

Mystia is such a slut.

>>7987668
You mean the extra-autistic people who haven't being able to enter exhentai since that doujin's release 6 months ago?

Good job.

>>7987695
Yes.

see
>>7987691

>>7987695

Or the people who fap to the same comic multiple times? also I don't usually come to 4chan so I don't often see 2hu comics

>>7987722
In that case such person would just look at the obviously saved doujin and fap to it instead of wasting time clicking on each picture?

>>7987727

What makes you think I don't? Also, preloaded images and auto expand.

The fap comes when it wants to come, not by choice. I cannot control which way the penis blows.

Flying sure is hard.

>>7987722
For the past five years I've saved every single doujinshi that I've masturbated to. Sometimes I get the urge to read and masturbate to it again so I do so.

I've been thinking about it and I'm going to commit to tagging all of them so that I can search my own personal collection when I want to masturbate to something like ghost loli.

>>7989622
Don't worry Mysti, its just marinated raven bits.

>>7989634
I'd use windows search if it wasn't so annoying to use, that and it can't tag all formats. Though in retrospect it would have been easier than learning a little Perl and MySQL to run gelbooru than to get something like picasa or something.

>>7989647
PHP, not Perl.

>>7989647
I'm planning on using Adobe Bridge. I always though Picasa was online only but now that I know it's not I'll look into that as well.

Loli ghost, the one that got away for so many months.

>>7989664
Feels a bit odd since I had a series of daydreams involving a ghost girl following me around. Well, living in my house.

That one I had to end once she started going yandere, and they started giving me trouble with sleep.

Well, since I'm here- I'll post some ZUNart mystia.

This one's animated.

I like how the magic circles and bullets look a lot like from the game Imperishable Night.
The big blue one around her is beautiful too.

>>7989704
Who makes these, or where are they from? Aside from Danbooru

>>7989675
HHNNNNGGGGHHH

>>7989745
What are you on about?

>>7989747
SO CUTE

>>7989708
Are you from /c/?

sup hetdegon

Mystia with glasses.
y/n?

>>7991393
Mystia with evil eyes.
y/n?

>>7989784
Wow, that's a name I haven't heard in years...

>>7992134
No. Mystia's not cut out for evil.

What would you do if Mystia appeared at your door, frantically begging you to hide her?

>>7992177
Admittance to all bird youkai. No questions asked

>>7992193
Good man. How would you hide her?

>>7992453
We can hide her in my bed.

>>7993603
But how could I stop myself from having sex in the missionary position with her?

>>7992177
If its desperate someone going to bust through the door any moment then I can't really say I have very many places to hide her, save maybe under the floor until they leave, given enough time to hide her.

>>7994072
Is it really possible to have that poor of self control?

and I imagine that'd be rather difficult to do if she's struggling.

>>7992177

"Get in the closet. I'll... answer the door."

>>7992148
Cant forget a guy i share a fascination of Mystia with.

She is my first favorite touhou after all.

>>7994072
If you're hiding her in your bed with you, the best you could hope for would be to hold her shivering, terrified body tight against your own under the covers.

Not bad...