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7979348 No.7979348[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I posted this in /adv/ first, but I got redirected to this board.

After my only friend talked about his waifu for a while, I suddenly realized I don't have a waifu and felt like something was lacking in my life. I'm probably never going to get laid, or get in any kind of relationship, so my hand and a waifu will have to dull the crushing feeling of loneliness I feel every day of my life. Can you please help me look for one? I'm not kidding, this is a matter of extreme importance to me. I'm looking for one with the following qualities:

-In good shape, preferably a bit fit but not a steroid junkie
-Light eyes, preferably blue
-Strong, so she can protect me
-Playful but can get serious when needed
-Flirtatious, but not a slut
-A 'realistic' hair colour (blonde, brown, red or black)
-Sweet and charming
-Confident
-Can cook and clean for me
-Not a nigger

Do you have any suggestions for me guys?
Pic obviously related.

>> No.7979350

>-Not a nigger
where's 50cent-kun when he`s needed

>> No.7979354

>>7979350
That was Youtube comment quality.

>> No.7979357
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7979357

Why the hell would you post this in /adv/? That's asking to stir shit up.

Anyway, you're supposed to find your waifu 'naturally' when playing games or watching anime or some shit. They usually aren't picked.

I think I'll sit back and enjoy the raging autism that's about to (and probably already has) befall this thread.

>> No.7979362

>>7979354
That was YouTube comment quality.

>> No.7979369

>>7979362
That was YouTube comment quality.

>> No.7979371

>>7979348
>looking for a waifu
even worse
>Asking others to find one for you

This isn't how waifus work at all.

>> No.7979378

>>7979371
Can't you guys play matchmaker for me? If you guys give me some suggestions I can explore them and see wether or not one of them makes a good waifu.

My prequisites aren't superstrict but I'd rather have a waifu that has at least the majority of those traits.

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7979383

>>7979348
There can be only one.

>> No.7979388

>>7979378
>>7979371
That was Youtube comment quality.

>> No.7979401

Aisha Clanclan meets all but one of those criteria.
Aisha Clanclan is your new waifu.

>> No.7979396

>>7979378
>>7979383

>> No.7979408

Try asking in /a/, they'll probably troll you a bit but you might actually get a recommendation with the larger userbase.

>> No.7979409

>>7979388
What does youtube quality even mean?

>> No.7979418

>>7979409
That the quality is egal to youtube's.

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