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That's just you haveing sex with crushing loneliness.

wait... you cry when you have sexytime? SON, YOU NEED TO SERIOUSLY MAN UP

>>7977021

Pegging.

Its a girl, with a flat chest and dresses like a guy, so its really just a girly looking guy, yet why am I so aroused? I never got aroused for Hideyoshi so why do I get aroused over a reverse trap?

I want to meet her and get to know her and become her best friend. And perhaps one day if she cares for me enough, she will let me eat her liver.

>>7977053
But Hideyoshi is a shitty character from a shitty anime, so yeah.

>>7977053

0_o omg hideyoshi xD u shur trolled eevrybody in this thread adjective noun is adjective epic post /b/rother

fuck off back to /a/

>>7977053
>eat her liver
Wait. Does anyone know Mokou's and/or Kaguya's blood type? Because they would probably make the world's greatest organ/limb donors.
Also, if you cut open their skull, and remove their brain, does the body regrow the brain, or does the brain grow a new body?
If the later, WHERE ARE THE MINDLESS FUCKDOLL DOUJINS, JAPAN?

>>7977065
Its funny how the "go back to /a/" rejects shit up threads 10 times more than the people they are buttraging over.

>>7977071
Shit does not necessarily regrow. There are several methods of immortality, such as the lost limbs suddenly combusting, or like in the movies where the arm is still moving and can be reattached, or the arm turns into some mysterious vapor and rejoins with the body.

>>7977077
It's funny how when they say "go back to /a/" they ACTUALLY expect you to leave.

>>7977078
Maybe its just adaptation to make it more spellcard-friendly, but her immortality seems revive/resurrection based, rather than on-the-fly regeneration.

>>7977102
Right, so lets take the hypothetical scenario where all parts of her spontaneously combust before she revives. Basically, one she is considered dead, she, and all her parts go into reset mode.

>>7977115
I like that. If I had that ability I could use my fire and incinerate my self, go back 2 years and rewatch "insert favorite anime here" for the first time.

There was a thread a few days back with a picture of Reimu and text implying that she was reverse raping you, and she said something along the lines of "he's so cute when he's making that miserable face".

I loved that. Just the idea that a touhou is raping you, but when she sees you in that vulnerable position her motherly instincts activate and she wants to protect you too.

>>7977144
The white knight in me wants to protect the touhous.

>>7977144
>I loved that. Just the idea that a touhou is raping you, but when she sees you in that vulnerable position her motherly instincts activate and she wants to protect you too.
I want this to happen to me
except not rape, just slightly forceful with me

>>7977145
What if you're too weak to protect them? You wouldn't even be able to defeat a fairy.

I think anyone from the outside world trying to enter Gensokyo would grow really dependent on the first touhou who doesn't want to kill you.

>>7977102

Yeah I agree with this guy.

I'm pretty sure if you cut her arm off or something, she'll probably very slowly heal it.
But like mr. immortal if you kill her, she'll resurrect in perfect condition.

Speaking of which, would she resurrect fully clothed?

Is there anywhere that says that she can heal injuries? I only remember her and Kaguya's ressurrection abilities, i.e: after dying.

Wouldn't she recover from wounds/pain/tireness and therefore never lose a battle? Seems illogical to me.

>>7977162
Regular fairies are actually pretty weak, best defence against them is merely have a clear alert mind so they don't mislead you

>>7977174

She fights until she can no longer stand the pain.

>>7977187
Precisely, she wouldn't take pain, or at least not much, before regenerating/healing whatever damage that may have been done.

Also, Danmaku still hurts you know.

>>7977209
This is why you are supposed to dodge.
But I guess when you are immortal you don't care much about dodging

>>7977162
You dont know shit about Touhou. Im a human, with a name. That pretty much names me a demi god in Gensokyo. All i need now is my vagina and silly hat.