/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I once had semi-sex with one like you, but didn't liked that much. but I remember that kissing with the tongue and licking everywere was really cool.

This is the time of the week when we have the less shitposters, but we still get a few that went astray.

>>7976439

I'm a girl but threads like this are awful.

>>7976439
shitposters? ha!
just look what they hve done to the OC thread 53

>>7976439
Do your part, report this thread

Is a girl like a touhou, only a real person?

>>7976443
>>7976443
actually, I think that on /jp/ there's more females than we suspect.
yeah, grammar here sucks.

>>7976465
more or less. its strange, eh?

>>7976432
>french kissing
>cool

What the fuck are you doing?

eww girls, /jp/ is a no girls allowed club

>>7976460
Oh you silly mongoloid~
Here on /jp/ we are all little girls <3

Let's get this shit started.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vOVJu95oQv1Dj6Jvp

>>7976477
no, I started with that, but I ended licking down till her back or crotch almost everytime.

>>7976491
>vocaroo
Here you go:
>>>/soc/

>>7976491
Fuck you.

>>7976416
There are, actually. I've alredy normalfagged my way once into a convention and met an actually good looking Mami that admitted to be a usual in /jp/.

>>7976501
>There are, actually.
Shhhhhhhhh it's supposed to be a secret.

>>7976471
I thought as long as we were virgins it was cool.

>>7976501
see? I knew it. some people here type in a too manly way to be a male.

>>7976500
Don't be so resistant. All I wish is to hear the voices of /jp/s current residence trying their hardest to sound like a little girl.

>>7976424
Only girls use the nope.avi meme.

>>7976527
I'm a man and usually use nope.org

>>7976519
You seem to be new here.

>>7976531
You seem to be butthurt.

>Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...

>>7976541
...eh? why should I be butthurt?!

I know a few girls that go here

they are awful

don't talk with /jp/ girls they are awful

>>7976546
I don't know. That wasn't me. Anyways, you seem to be ignorant on /jp/s current behaviors. Last month we had a splendid vocaroo thread that started off with two Australians talking to each other for a while. Then all of us in /jp/ did our best to give one another a hearty japanese greeting. It was a very active thread.

>>7976548
How so?

I like to think I'm pretty tolerable, and I'm pretty sure I'm not ugly. My only problem is that talking to the opposite sex puts me on the edge of vomiting.

check out my double digit post number

>>7976562
I'm pretty sure it has seven digits.

>>7976561
>like to think I'm pretty tolerable
>I'm pretty sure I'm not ugly.
It's pretty obvious that you are NOT tolerable

>>7976561
>2011
>not finding a opposite sex partner that enjoys good vomit fetish

>>7976573
....I don't follow your logic.

Gender discussion on /jp/ is disallowed.

Reported and called the Greek riot police, they're gonna fill the thread with kopipe gas.

>>7976579
You see, if you were tolerable you wouldn't say that you are tolerable, you wouldn't say that you are not ugly and you wouldn't bump a shitty thread

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>>7976591
Except I am and I did and some random fag on /jp/ isn't going to convince me otherwise.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Why do women even visit /jp/? Stop trying to fit in and fuck off.

>>7976599
See, this is why people say that girls on /jp/ is horrible

I used to be a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

I have already said this many times before.
But an Aikido master really doesn't have much to go for in the presence of a Wrestling master. And now I am talking about real wrestling here, not that "pro wrestling" smackdown shit.

A good wrestler is supposed to be able to make use of his and his oponents position, without exerting any force.
And then make use of this, to eventually gain the superior position, and then seize it.
And that moment, its already too late for the Aikido practioner. With no force to reverse, he would be chanceless, and when put in an inferior position, the Aikido practioner would have no idea of how to proceed the most efficiently.
Wheras the Wrestler would have trained his whole life in order to manipulate and make use of these positions.
And from the superior position, the Wrestler would win.

Yeah, I practiced Judo in my days. It was kind of cool. Gained many medals.

Aikido and kendo hijack.

Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>>7976606
I think she is pretty cool for standing up for herself like that.

>>7976627
That may be true, but it's far away from tolerable on /jp/

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

>>7976627
What is there to defend though? Her anonymous pride on the internet?

>>7976627
"She" is not from /jp/. Female /jp/ers are /jp/ers enough not to reveal their gender and be obnoxious.

Now stop giving this horrid thread more replies. This is now a futa thread.

>>7976602

>Why do women even visit /jp/?

You do realize half of /jp/ is comprised of females don't you?

>>7976614
>>7976615
>>7976621
>>7976635
>>7976635
>Kopipe

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36...no, 14 years ago. But what is time anyway? To me it seemed like yesterday. For you, it might be tomorrow. I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. It's the story of a man. Known by 72 different names. I'm not sure which to call him by...When I first met him, his name was... Noboru Takeda. Even then he wouldn't let anyone bully him. Not even me.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.)
He was a pretty good guy. He never said anything back, which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Me- "You sure that's enough training?"


Him- "No problem. Everything's fine."

Him- "I'll take the best you have.
"


Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
Hey. What, you don't trust me? I guess. So far so good. You know I could never say no to you. After all - you are the one who showed me the light.
Noboru. Humans have a unique gift. The power of choice. Free will. They can follow any path they desire. So I choose the path if Aikido. The future of mankind depends on it. Time to go...

>>7976647
Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

>>7976647
I shall now show you how aikido can help you court a women

I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine.

Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido.

An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.

Accelerator vs Aikido master, who wins

>>7976652
Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!!-

Fuck off Suigin, don't you have anything better to do?

>>7976658
Go back to >>>/a/

>>7976659
Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

>>7976644
Impossible.

I met my wife on /jp/

>>7976653

Huh. I just happened to meet a pretty girl in my Aikido class, asked her to get some coffee with me, and then we fucked.

>>7976641
Stay classy, Japan.

I met my dog on /jp/.

>>7976661
>bawww let us have our shit normalfag thread in peace

Suigin isn't even here or awake for that matter.

>>7976666
Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!~

>>7976675
I'd say futa fetish is less abhorrent than necrophilia

How to get a girl in your Aikido class to like you

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

>>7976666
Sick quads fiddy

you sure killed sudo

So is futa a female fetish or what?

>>7976681
The composition of it is a person showing a subject in the middle and others having different reactions all around the paiting, the lightining is also directed from an upper corner on both, and that is an autopsy, not a whore house, you moron.

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED REVERSAL OF THE ATTACK
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OSENSEI I GUESS ?
HE'S A KAISO
AND IS CALLED ``MORIHEI''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT AIKIDOKA
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED DAN
AIKIDO IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE DEFEATED A CHARGING RHINO
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

>Tired as fuck
>Posting on a wackshitblog thred
>Leavin da thred to my Aikido nigga

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!

OP here, I've done karate and enjoyed it.

However, Aikido seems to take much time to properly learn.

I mean, with just 3 months of training you will mess up everything and make a defense move with no sense and get kicked.

More than that, yes, it is very good indeed.

Also it doesn't have that belt bullshit that karate has.

Considered Muai Thai, however it is too similiar to kickboxing, not my prefered thing.

Problem with Aikido is that I love to do tons of exercise. Not sure if you do much exercise on Aikido, or just some grappling techniques.

And no, I don't believe in the rhino thing.

Ninjutsu is also intersting, but there is only a ninjutsu dojo 400 km of where I live, and ninjutsu outside japan is usually bullcrap.

Also why you guys don't like karate? I will either do karate or aikido.

k so im in school and this kid i dont like his name is shawn he starts botering me because hes a jerk and he always picks on me like pushing me
around and stuff anyway usualyi dont usualy do anything cos i get scared but that day he was pushing me into the wall while i was walking to class
with my friends and every1 was quiet cuz no1 wanted to get picked on but i was starting to get angry so i said to him stop it already, shawn and hes
like f*** u, dork make me and im like fine thats it!!!! so he pushes me and i fall on my face and evry1 around gets in a group and starts going fight
fight fight and shawns like get up you little b****** so i get up slowly and im REALLY angry and i turn around and feel like theres this power inside me so
i start screaming at him like goku so evry1 in the grou[ backs up and looks scared and even shawn started to back up and look scared so i yell at
him you shuldnt have messed with a sayain!!!! i put my hands back and go kameeeeehameeeeeehaaaaaa and i try to shoot it i dont see it but i could
feel the forc e of it (im training it now so i can see it) and shawn backed up a bit so i coul dtell i hit him wiht it too then he turned around and
walked away cuz he was scared and every1 in the gruop walked away too and my friends all come up to me and start saying stuff life good job and my friend
chris says dude your hair turned gold for a second and im like really and hes like yeah and then all my other friends are like yeah i saw that too so thats
the story of how i learned that i was a sayain

>>7976687
and what, you're demonstrating porn to regular art?

>>7976686
Futa is the perfect form of human kind.
Curves of a woman, dick and brains of a male.

Why would someone from /jp/ listen to nigger music?

>>7976695
You're just a fag. Dicks are fucking gay.

>>7976700
Wow don't you know we true gangstas 4 lyfe here at /jp/?

Get out bitch nigga

I'll take the /jp/ girls if you don't want them then, bros.

Hopefully they're not gay as HELL like most of the guys here.

>>7976693
Aikido-1 has to retreat. Requesting deployment of tanasinn

>>7976661
It's not me, I could join in if you want.

>>7976695
>dick

Yeah, no.

I'm no fag.

>>7976700
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmi4M9OnAKg

>>7976709
>Extendin' dis bitch up
>Will wake up as SHIET tomarrow

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>>7976705
All the girls here currently have dicks. Are you okay with that?

>>7976704
True /jp/ers only listen to lolicore and Radiohead, get out.

/jp/ - Social

>>7976714
Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em!!!

tanasinn all up in this bitch
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>>7976719
Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!

>>7976722
Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!!!

the end is the beginning is the end.

　the beginning is the end is the beginning.

　　and the tanasinn is the tanasinning is the ta
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>>7976724
Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>>7976720
>Listening to WackPonyKi/mu/shit
>Thinks he true /jp/er

∵'∴tim∵ t∴o go∵.:∴ t∵∴ b∵.∴ed∵∴: ∵∴5∵-ce∴t∵∴∵∴∵:∴∵∴∵.∴(∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴>;∵∴∵∴∵+∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴.∵]∴∵∴∵:∴∵∴∵∴∵∴<<<∵∴∵.∴∵∴..∵:∴

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare. It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind. The content is not important, but the fear is. When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed. It is your room, but it is not your room. With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening. The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep. You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body. It's dark, but it's not dark. You're awake, but you're not awake. You are dead and being cremated. As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut. You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin. You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

>>7976728
Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>>7976730
>Duty and hood callin'
>thinks i back down

Picture yourself, in every moment of your life, passing from place to place and time to time. Picture those places and times and picture what happened to them. Has the past gone away when you left it? Is this true, can you not go back? If so, surely this can be the same way for places as it is for time. Imagine that when you leave a room, or simply turn away, a multitude of tiny organisms deconstruct the reality you can't see, and it ceases to exist. At the same time, the organisms weave together a new world wherever you go and for whatever you look at out of the material of that dead reality. This of course implies the back of your head does not exist either. So how does it seem familiar? Because when the back of your head does not exist, these organisms may restructure your brain directly in order to create the feeling of familiarity and of memory.
They do all this, without ever ceasing, out of knowledge passed down by instinct that when you cease to acknowledge reality, they as a whole will cease to exist, because reality is the knowing and they are the unknowing, both in mutual interdependence. In time they may attempt to rewire your brain or body to ensure this does not happen, but it is far more likely just one of them will realize that your brain is just a construct of your thought... and since thought is a product of your brain, that single organism, one of an infinite number of organisms will know it's true purpose is not in line with it's kind.

It's purpose is tanasinn.

>>7976734
Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

>>7976739
Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!---

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

I'll never understand what possesses a person to spam a thread because they don't like it rather than just hiding it. I mean, you have to type the captchas and everything. It's a pain in the ass and takes considerable time and dedication.

Is this really how you spend your free time? Do you realize how pitiful a person it makes you?

>>7976743
Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

>>7976745
Yeah, well, autism is a pitiful condition. What do you expect?

It's not just some silly meme, some /jp/sies genuinely are autistic.

>>7976745
Nigga his gun go off

>>7976749
Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
>Going to bed
>Leaving da werk to my true gangsta /jp/ers

>>7976745
>WackKimchiPonyFemin/a/zi going ham adn MAD as HELL

>>7976745
I'll never understand what possesses a person to make a /soc/ thread on /jp/ rather than make it on /soc/. I mean, you have to bump it yourself and everything. It's a pain in the ass for everyone and takes considerable time and dedication.

Is this really how you spend your free time? Do you realize how pitiful a person it makes you?

>>7976757
>MAD AS HELL PonyKimchishit gettin' MAD as FUCK near me

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>>7976728
>Pony

>>7976753
Who are you quoting?

It's amazing how many faggots from /a/v/ these threads attract, all of them secretly hoping to score with some /jp/GURLOTAKOO.

Imagine you are reading a book. It is one of those heavy ones that talk about something deep, like social structure or philosophy or theoretic physics. It could even be a really boring novel. The thing is, it has really small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

>>7976766
It's amazing how many /d/ickgirl fags these threads attract.

>>7976775
Ooh, looks like I hit bullseye.

Futa spammer is my waifu

>>7976779
I-

I'm sorry... I already like someone else.

>>7976779
>>7976798
Proof that futafags are homos.

>>7976814
Can you make it anymore obvious you aren't from here?

>>7976814
Your >>>/v/ is showing.

>>7976822
Can you make it any more obvious that you are a homosexual?

>>7976814
Anyone who calls futafags homos are because they are afraid of their straight tastes being deemed otherwise different in an alternate perspective. You don't even realize that futa exists for the sole despise of men in H-works.

As long as only one of the two girls is futa

>>7976754
You're confusing me with the faggot OP.

>>7976831
Stop replying to him and let this thread die already. It's not like an opinion from /v/ matters.

>>7976831
>As long as only one of the two girls is futa

Which is rarely the case, making it gay as fuck. Most of these images are trannies jerking each other off.

>>7976824
>>7976838
Those are some pretty shitty drawings. Not only are you a homo, but you also have no taste in art.

>Which is rarely the case

Au contraire, these are the commonly posted single-images of futaspammer which have a tag on pixiv. The ratio of futa x non-futa female and futa x futa images and doujins are quite high on the former's side.

I know this because I've seen almost if not all of the works on Pixiv for the images exhentai for the doujins

>>7976870
How's abouts yous sucks mys dicks, eh?

>>7976870
>futaspammer

How rude, I'm merely posting futa. This is a futa thread after all.

What is "girls"?

Would /jp/ like my to write /jp/ in purple magic marker on my saggy autist retard breasts and take a low-quality grainy webcam photo of them in the dark

>>7976491
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vrBBp5ZAe9x803JIh

>>7976923
Are you a guy?
Do you have a funnelchest?
If not fuck off

>>7976958
sou desu ka...

>>7976923
Do you got blue markers?

But sure go ahead if you're a girl.

>>7976982
Go back to the tripfag retirement home, ZUN!bar.

>>7976982
this post has greatly improved the quality of this board as a whole and will continue to do so for generations to come

>>7977036
>>blue

HELL yeah.

>>7977036
http://www.hark.com/clips/nntvfqzstv-4-thumbs-down

>No girl will ever rape you.

God dammit ZUN!bar.

You just keep getting worse.

>>7976923
Wow way to talk yourself down.

Yep, ZUN!bar has gone senile alright. Time to get off /jp/, grandpa.

>>7977036
Delete this post.

>>7976583
>Reported and called the Greek riot police, they're gonna fill the thread with kopipe gas.

BRING IT ON, FAGGOT!

>>7977036
Is that a shirt or a scarf at top?

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>>7977100
You guys are just weird. I thought the blue marker thing was pretty funny.

But yeah /jp/ girls, don't talk yourself down so much. I don't even like when male Anon talks himself down.

∵∴I∴∵∴a∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴b∵∴e∴∵∴∵∵∴s∵∴∵∴ai th∵t∵∴∵∴tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴r∵∴∵∴i∵∴∵∴s co∴∵∴po∴∵∴∵∴∵∴s∵∴d∵∴∵∴∵∴∵o∵∴∵∴t∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴oll∵∴in∴∵∴k∵∴n∵∴∵∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴of∵∴∵∴ ∵∴hn∵∴g∴∵∴∵∴∵

A∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴eg∵∴era∵∴∵∴ng

∵∴∵∴feel∴∵a∵∴∵∴i∵∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴

∵ym∵∴∵∴ol∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴t∴∵∴f∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴m∵∴tal f∴∵∴er∵∴a∴∵∴d∵∴∵∴∵∴∵aw∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

m∵∴∵∴kd∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴se∵∴aci∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

Th∵∴∵∴∵∴e∴∵∴is∵∴∵∴an∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

w∵∴∵∴rl∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴a∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴an∴∵∴t∵∴ersp∵∴∵∴∵


∴∵∴i∵ri∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∴∵∴n∵∴∵∴∵∴t∵∴∵∴∵∴In∵∴∵∴t∴∵∴a∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴it∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ch∵∴∵∴∵∴ngi∵∴∵∴ng ∴∵∴t∵∴∵ewhol∵∴∵∴∵∴e∵∴wo∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ld∵∴∵∴ ∵∴fo∵∴∵∴∵∴mv∵∴We∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ca∵∴∵∴alw∵∴∵∴as se∵∴∵∴tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴s n∵∴∵∴ve∵∴∵sca∵∴∵∴∵∴re∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

>>7977114
ZUN, go do something else, really. You're starting to embarrass yourself, it's not even funny anymore.

>>7977105
Okay.

♪I'm so happy because today I've found my tanasinn
♫They're in my head♫
♫I'm so ugly, but that's okay, cause so are you
We've broken our mirrors♪
♫Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
♫Light my candles in a daze
Cause I've found tanasinn, hey, hey, hey~♪

♫I like tanasinn♪
♪I miss tanasinn♫
♫I love tanasinn♪
♪I kill tanasinn ∵

>>7977118
You say this, but I'm not the one freaking out about covered boobies in here.

>>7977036
Covered breasts are a dime a dozen, you should be ashamed

>>7977119


Why would you listen to that? Full retard woman.

>>7977127
It's on easymodo forever anyway.

>>7977036
someone repost this please

Thanks /jp/, I never knew there was a non-violent martial art. You people have inspired me to join an Aikido dojo.

>>7977133

>>7977142
Reported.

This thread is like a cancer.

Yeah, but I try to reply to things like a guy so I won't seem weird

This is the second thread in the years i've been on /jp/ where I mentioned my gender

If Kircheis were here he wouldn't have threads like this.

>>7977172
Post your breasts so we can have a /jp/ breasts with blue marker appreciation collection.

>>7977177
But he is.

>>7977172
Delete your post please. Don't contribute to this thread.

>>7977190

>>7977194

Best thread on /jp/

>>7977182
>posting breasts on the internet
NOPE

>>7977124
Yes, and that's a really bad sign of your deteriorating posting quality. Really, go get a month-long break and reflect on what you've been saying lately.

>171 posts and 58 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

You disappoint me every single day, /jp/.

>>7977247
Bawwwwwwww, not another touhou thread?

>>7977249
Everything is better than this thread.
Everything.
Even a /bva/ raid.
Even anime pic threads without text and tripfags.
Even a gore thread
Even a thread in which moot explains why he is closing down /jp/

>>7977260
Why is this thread so bad?

>>7977260
Stop trying to explain to a shitposter why this thread is bad. He doesn't care, he just wants to bump the thread back up.

>>7976416
durr hurr im a gurlll look at me.
gb2/cgl/.

>>7977270
/jp/ is afraid of women more than anything else in this world.

>>7977374
But we are all little girls.

Man, I remember that thread a week ago or so, we scared off another nice /jp/ girl.

We are such terrible people. Let's go make ourselves taller.

HAH

Girls on /jp/, you whiteknights are kidding yourselves.

If there was any girls here, they'd just like us guys they'd be totally disgusting in the look department or if they looked good they'd be mentally retarded or maybe they're socially awkward girls that don't fit with other normalfag girls yet still act like them or just plain weird.

So yeah... you go on whiteknighting them.

>>7977494
I'm on of the few that thinks that girls should not come here, I especially don't want girls that tell me they're female. Anon is a 20ish year old green male. NO GIRLS ALLOWED.

Sure OP, i am a girl.

..Okay so i have a penis, but i still wear female clothes and no one can tell i am actually a male.

But it still counts!

>>7977247
This is not 2009 /jp/ it's the new 2011 /jp/ full of shitposters and raids.

>>7977503
You're delusional if you actually think anyone raids /jp/ these days other than the occasional group of new people every month or so who soon realize it isn't the cool thing to do now

>>7977502
Green?

>>7977513
Green.

>>7977500
>socially awkward girls that don't fit with other normalfag girls yet still act like them or just plain weird

but....but that's my fetish.....

I had sex once and it was awful.

>>7977925
You obviously did it wrong.

>>7977956
you sound like an expert in this field

>>7976678
>>7976766

Another Remora Works' fan? I thought I was the only one with a catfight/sexfight fetish.

Stop bumping this thread.

>>7977956
I suppose I should have stuffed her mouth with a pillow to stop her tormenting, grudgeful moans of pain and prepared some tissues for all the fucking blood in case she lied about not being a virgin, which she did.

>>7977965
I don't like to brag, but I have a very satisfied dakimakura.

>>7977971
Where do you think you are, son?

Frankly though, the girls that frequent /jp/ are the very few female fans with decent powerlevel, proficient at hiding it too.

I never knew I could take a fujoshi seriously until it turned out we can chat about JoJo.

>>7977975
>she lied about not being a virgin

....why?

>>7977979
>sample
You can suck my DICK

or COCK

>>7977978
A very smelly one, you mean.

I don't think anon takes baths regularly, so at least wash your girl every month or so, please.

>>7977979

I know where I am but I've never ran into someone who shares this fetish.

Usually it's always footfags.

>>7977982
But Jojo fucking blows ass. It's overhyped garbage that rips off of mahou shoujo shows.

>>7977985
Talked to the class about it on the school -let's get wasted they won't tell- trip. The creepy nerd listened.

Two years later, different school.

I also have an actual hate for holding hands with girls due to this one.

You gotta be the biggest weeaboo if you talk about japan cartoons in the real life.
Especially with a womanwhore

>>7977997
I shower twice a day, though. I'm no floor shitter.

>>7977995
Ah, sorry about that, looks like I had saved this one before I found out about the "original image" feature on the boorus.

>>7978012
>Weeaboo

how come every time i look on theis board you faggots are always talking about akido? You're obsessed with it. Get girlfriends, real ones. None of this waifu crap.

>>7978014
You're one hopeless faggot.

Can we stop bumping this thread already?

>>7976416

Ｉ　ｆｕｊｏｓｈｉ
Ｉ　ｎｏ　ｊｏｂ
Ｉ　ｆａｔ　ｔｈｉｇｈｓ
Ｈｏｌｅｓ　ｉｎ　ｃｌｏｔｈｅｓ
Ｏｌｄ　ｓｈｏｅｓ
Ｆａｃｋ　ｙｏｕ

>>7978026
Nope. I'm not done whiteknighting.

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which /jp/ girl would you fuck

>>7978003
This is really out of the theme of this thread, but you obviously also think that TTGL is overhyped.

JoJo isn't fucking supposed to be taken seriously or analyzed anyhow. It has no depth and needs no depth. Tons of things you expect to be future plot points, such as the entirity of the second, is thrown in just for the lulz.

It also is the only fighting manga I have ever read that keeps coming up with new and new original ideas every other chapter, even in the long run. After you get after what every shounen ripped off, which is until half of Stardust Crusaders, and what is every shounen ripping off now, until the end of Sturdust crusaders, the rest is much more of a fresh read, and even more of a ride.

imagine the endless darkness,the void that cannot be filled... it engulfies you.
it's cold∵∴ your consciousness is dizzying, nothingness fills your mind.

you dream of water.
water.∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵
drinking water is essential to humans∵∴ and other lifeforms...(?)∵∴
water drop∵drop∴drop∵drop∴drop∵drop∴drop∵∴∵∵
∵∴∵∴y∵ou wak∵∴e up?∵
The world.
The world where the sun never rises.
A planet with no oxygen.
The earth with no oceans or trees.

joy, sadness, despair, happiness
matter nothing...
i wake up.
nothingness
there is nothing
I play the piano.∵∵∵am∴∵∴I∵?∵∵∵∴∵∴∵
no--
i'm not the one playing the piano -- someone playes it.
i do not control body... is this my body?∵∴∵∵
∵∵∴∵∵i play a melody∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵
surrounded by people(?)∴∵∵∴∵
∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵
i play the melody∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵
∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴


∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴
people(?) seem to know this melody, but i do not
i am the one playing this melody. it seems nostalgic, but i don't know neither the name nor the notes.∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵
i(?) just play it∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴
∵∵∴∵
∵
my body starts to hurt∵∴∵i∵t∵∴∵∵h∵urts∵?∵∵∵∴∵∴∵∴w∵∴hy∵∵∴a∵∵∴re you∵hu∴rti∵∴ng∵me?

my eyes are blurry
my throat is dry
my head is dizzy
my vision is blurred
...
my conscience returns to me like lightning from heaven∵∵∴
in the instant-----
--i recognize this body
--i recognize this view
--i recognize this melody
--i recognize this people
∵∴∵∴i was tanasinn∵∴∵∴

tanasinn is very important to me. I am a big advocate of the feeling and feeling. I have studied tanasinn for about 6-7 years and am a proud member of the tanasinn-nnisanat Society of tanasinnvania. During my college program semester at tanasinn World, I passed the tanasinn Company's language assessment test, and received a language pin under my tanasinn to indicate that I was responsible and could assist tanasinn guests should they have any inquiries. I study hard every day in order to gain some insight on the lananguage and culture. I have dreams to become either a tanasinn language interpreter for business conferences (the person with headphones and microphone that sits in the little glass booth and simultaneously translates what the person is saying), 今∴山●∵ﾐひど(･)tanasinnっ●∵す
(･)∵∴∵∵されく●ぁwせｄじこｌｐ；：「たり∵(･)∴●∵わ∵くぁ●wた



り
け(･)∵どtanasinn(･)∵∴∵●わヽ!∵∴∵ﾐ●ﾘﾉ!/ﾘま(･)ん、
∴人<・>女､●ぃの∵(･)∴∵(･)で●す、∵∴(･)∵∵/ﾘ●らがtanasin
nｆｔｇｙふじで●｡
でも●そ∵∴な(･)人メ●　∵∴tanasinnが定(･(･))しす
∵の名∵(･)これ●か | '`-イ∴(･)のイ●け<・>て●くメ∵(･)∵くぁ(･)wせ●ｄｒｆｔｇｙふじ



●こｌｐ；：「
でイ∵(･)●が変(･)どtanasinn∵(･)∴なこ　∵∴(･)
●の∴∵底<・>ｄi●i;|;_ﾞιｆ的∵●ぬ(･)tanasinn∵
こ∵まtanasinnばく(･)ぁw；：「い●∵∴(･)∵∵たてtanasinnし●(･)/ﾘらす
∵●∵(･)∴助●け●∵て∵(･)∵●し●∵
世∵のtanasinnの∵(･)∴れtanasinn<・>ら●を(･)tanasinnし∵∴●い∴(･)

Today I didn't really feel like cooking so I figured why not go and eat out. I'm not really swimming in cache right now but it was about time I treated myself to something.
Irregardless of my fisical situation I went to an old diner down the street. You know, one of those kinds that are like a diamond dozen, expecially where I live.
So I went inside and there's this volumptuous woman at the counter, wearing totally over the top jewlery. Maybe I should of went somewhere else but I could really care less, my stomack was killing me.
Anyway so I ordered some mashed eggs without yoke and some mannaise, but that's not really revelant so don't interpretate too much into it.
Suddenly I hear a scream. Some guy is ostensively choking on his food or drownding on his drink or whatever. So at first I'm like man, it's a doggy dog world out there, just mind your own bidness.
But then I reconsivered and went over to the guy and pulled a Heineken Remover on his ass (pic related). I saved his live for all intensive purposes.

Anyway I guess what I wanna tell you is you shouldn't take live for granite.

>>7978044
>fighting manga

There's your problem, ma'am.

thanks OP, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungsare permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot

TOUHOU HIJACK LOL

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Useless little Kircheis, only good for his frustration.

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No. No scripts on /jp/. Either shit on a thread manually or not at all.

>>7978065
Don't ever use that shit on /jp/ again.

NO, THIS THREAD CAN'T DIE

NOT LIKE THIS

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

I'm a girl, but I hate girls. I don't have any friends who are girls except a girl from /jp/ but we never see eachother because I don't go anywhere. I'm a disgusting fujoshi.

>>7978188
Why did you all have to post in this thread?

>>7978175
I am forced to believe it is still being watched.

No more image replies till that faggot whose posts I have reported one by one gets deleted, though.

I'm a girl, but I hate girls. I don't have any friends who are girls except one girl from /jp/ but we never see eachother because I don't go anywhere. The other girl I'm aware of from here is just fucking awful and ugly as fuck. She cosplayed Patchouli and was the worst most disgusting patchouli I have ever seen. I'm just a disgusting, lonely fujoshi.

>>7978197
>>7978188
You just need a place where you will belong that isn't basement.
Read Kuragehime? Read Genshiken?

>>7978196
This thread needs to get deleted, its OP banned and the scriptkiddie who spammed it right now rangebanned and shot at the balls.

>>7978204
If only there were a way to evade bans.

>>7978202
No I don't. Guys just try to sleep with me and girls are annoying as all fuck. Life is just shit.

>>7978211
Go back to being Anonymous already. Don't fall for this kind of thread again.

I'm not a girl unless you ask, like in shit threads like this one.

>>7978211
Guys are actually trying to fuck you among other things. You are entitled to their support and they are entitled to your understanding, in the normal model. Sex can come into this from either side or not at all.

And if they are, as you say, trying to SLEEP with you, you are very well off. Love is not expressed through sex, but through vicinity and willingness to spend time together. The person you love isn't the one you think about when you are wet or have a boner, but the one whose side you wish you could grab when you are trying to fall asleep.

I got my heart broken by a fujoshi if it makes you feel any better. And by fujoshi I mean an epic level yaoi fangirl.

>>7978236
>>>/a/

>>7978241
uumad?