/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Your mom smokes too, does that make her cool?

Your mom smokes too, does that make her a touhou?

>>7973712
Your touhou smokes does that make her my mom?

I smoke too, can I be a touhou?

But seriously, anyone who smokes is a drain on our society and as such should be denied the rights to medical treatment for any illness associated with smoking.

Are you a touhou?

Patchy can't into smoke, so she's not a Touhou?

>All the Touhous do it.
No, they do not.

cigarettes are too expensive in my state, usually $9 a pack

You can get Mavericks or Grand Prix for $6, but they taste like plastic

>>7973743
That's crazy man.

Anyway, yes I smoke. It gives me something to do, a reason to get outside for some fresh air once in a while.

Does the strongest smoke ?

Filthy habit for the impressionable and weak minded.

>>7973754
So it's like it was made for /jp/

>>7973740
You sure?

I keep a packet for when I'm feeling down.
Anyway, Touhous who smoke are hot.

How much are they paying you for this?

>>7973754
Also for people who enjoy the rich, flavorful taste of their own demise.

>>7973760
But that's not good for her asthma !

I'd rather smoke a cock than tobacco, real talk

I don't see why so many people hate on cigarettes just because they're bad for your health. How much care do you put in your health, /jp/?

Smoking is manly. I love manly smoking Touhous.

>>7973789
Good. I just happen to have a boner, dude. You can start right now.

>>7973786
I go running regularly.

You never answered my question about how much they're paying you for this.

I don't plan to try it. I'm not spending money on that stuff.

Don't smoke, neither do Touhous.

>>7973792
I didn't make the thread. How funny that you assume only one person on /jp/ smokes, and making a thread about it must mean the evil tobacco masters are paying him to do it.

>>7973786
- They make little girls look too old for their age.
- Second hand smoke is worse and has killed off entire households of families.
- Cancer treatment is very expensive so you can kiss your buyfagging ways goodbye.
- Shit causes ED.

>>7973799
He's done it a number of times before, and admitted to being paid for it. I'm just wondering how much.

But hey, feel free to convince yourself otherwise.

>>7973801
Wait wait, people are getting paid to make threads?
How do I contact these people?

Correction: all the COOL Touhous do it.

>>7973800
I don't really plan to live until I'm 80 anyway. Am I the only one who'll most probably kill himself once he's in his thirties?
A few cigarettes now and then don't really mean much for my overall health if I'm going to end it prematurely anyway.

>>7973786
It's just hypocricy I guess. I drink 2 litres of soda everyday and I pretty much never exercise. I've gotten myself scoliosis for sitting in such awkward positions but I still refuse to even try smoking.

>>7973814
My man

>>7973819
She looks absolutely retarded in that picture.

>>7973818
Yeah, most of /jp/ eats unhealthy, never exercises, and hardly gets any sunlight at all. Funny how cigarettes are totally out of the question though.
If it was a money issue, sure I'd understand, it's an expensive hobby. But because of health reasons? Stop kidding yourself.

Mamizou confirmed for cool.

But if you smoke indoors like a barbarian, all your figures and plushies will smell and become discoloured.

I have to many health problems as it is. Smoking wouldn't help.

>>7973819
That's one fucking tiny cigarette.

In my country, taxes on cigarettes are so high that if everyone here stopped smoking, the country would fall apart.

>>7973863

France?

I don't smoke myself, but touhous smoking cigarettes turn me on beyond belief.
3DPD girls who smoke just make me vomit.

I'm just glad its animated or we'd be seeing some fucking yellow teeth by now.

Being a reporter is tough, sometimes you just need something to calm your nerves at the end of a hard day.

>>7973874
I use alcohol for that.

>>7973865
No, and frankly it's none of your business.
I've had axemen on my doorstep just for mentioning my country of origin.

Smoking is a horrendous waste of money, but I do it anyway and can't foresee quitting anytime because I enjoy it.

I used to smoke one or two cigarettes a week, but I stopped for several months. It really is quite nice to just take a break from life and enjoy the simple taste of tobacco. It's like handling a little magical wand that produces smoke!

>>7973836
>Funny how cigarettes are totally out of the question though.
I seriously don't know why any sane person would even try smoking, since it only has negative effects.
If you can live without the urge to smoke, why should anyone try it, in order to waste money?

I also think that many people only start because of social reasons, so /jp/ isn't really concerned about that.

/jp/ - fagfags

Stupid fanon shit.
Touhous don't smoke, they drink.

I stopped when I became fat.
Man, I should lose some weight so I can smoke some more

People are getting too smart to smoke. I hear they're branching out and selling their cancerous products to third world countries instead.

>>7973848
>But if you smoke indoors like a barbarian, all your figures and plushies will smell and become discoloured.
Smoking indoors in general is disgusting. I think it's nice to enjoy killing yourself slowly every once in a while, but smoke in your room and suddenly the whole place smells like cigarettes forever. It's fucking gross. I don't see how even someone who enjoys smoking could enjoy their home reeking of it.

but for losers like us who don't have real reasons to go outside, it's a nice excuse to enjoy the darkness. nighttime smoking > daytime

>>7973912
I honestly started it to have a reason to go outside once in a while.

And I get your point, but drinking Dr. Pepper and eating junkfood while sitting on your ass all day is 10 times worse than having a cigarette now and then.
I mean, don't start smoking on my account, just don't criticise those who do.

>>7973912
If it has only negative effects than no one would smoke. It actually does a damn good job at calming you down when you're stressed, which is why so many soldiers pick up smoking, and some people actually like the taste. There's a reason it's been used for thousands of years, and it's not because the god of tobacco made it a social ice breaker.

>>7973928
Agree with the spoiler. There's nothing quite like sitting on my balcony, smoking a cigarette while staring at the sky at night. It's a really peaceful feeling I can't really describe.

>>7973930
>I honestly started it to have a reason to go outside once in a while.

Go running. I promise you it's nearly as fun and infinitely cheaper.

>>7973937
Yeah, I'll feel really comfortable running with my awkward posture as people watch and laugh at me.
I do push-ups at home to avoid getting fat, and that's good enough.

I don't know how it feels like to smoke, but I really like having lungs, so I have no interest in finding out.

Smoke smells horrible, as well. I hate when my sister starts smoking.

i wish i could smoke again, without having heart ache for whole day

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WEED
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I smoke something every once in a while probably every few months though I don't like most cigarette brands that people chain smoke. For me personally, I would never make it a habit because the smell is disgusting, it costs a bit of money, and it doesn't have any obvious benefit to me.

The smell of most cigs is really bad, but unfortunately most smokers are desensitized to it. Probably the main reason I hate the smell is because my mother used to blow smoke in my face for the first 10 years of my life because she knew I hated it and liked seeing me cry.

>>7973958
She probably didn't want you to take up smoking.

>>7973954
We're talking cigarettes here.
If you're hating on weed, go do it somewhere else. I'm sure most of /jp/ doesn't smoke marijuana either.

>>7973800
>Second hand smoke is worse and has killed off entire households of families.

Oh god, surely you don't actually believe this. The rest are accurate, though.

Surprised more of /jp/ doesn't smoke, as it's usually some frustrated way of expressing distaste with the status quo these days, as the majority looks down upon it so much. I smoke because it gives me 5-10 minutes at a time to completely let go of everything, and a lot of times the free-association train of thought helps me come up with all kinds of shit, problem solving, story ideas, whatever. To each their own though, I try to be considerate with my secondhand and I expect non-smokers to just keep their self-righteousness to themselves as long as my smoke isn't affecting them.