/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Alright fuck it, I'll just go down to every board and start one.

go back to discussing this terrible shit on your board, thanks

>>7972817
What's the password?

>Me being an /a/non, I have no idea how your threads here on /jp/ work so I'll just start:

Maybe you should lurk for a while. Also don't say shit like that if you want people to take you seriously.

You know what, I've not been on 4chan in fucking years and I have no idea why i'm here, but these "general" threads can fuck right off. It's expecially tedious when it comes to anime/vn/most video games, they are all either extremely straight forward leaving fuck all to talk about or vague as shit to keep the viewer/player guessing, neither of these things call for a "general" discussion of anything and everything to do with a specific topic.

Please, leave our board, fastboarder.

This guy looks like he should be voiced by Tomokazu Sugita.

Oh shit
No replies for about 5 mins then I say im leaving and i explodes
Don't be tsun guys
I know you want to talk about it

>>7972837
There's no general thread for half finished work, otherwise we'd always have a F/HA thread for the past 2 years.

So yeah, fuck off.

>>7972837
Did /a/ because so fast that no replies for 2 whole minutes send people into deep crysis of ADD?

>>7972839
Half finished?
You mean the translation?
>he can't read moon

Boy, you guys sure don't talk much do you?

bump

>>7972843
Everyone who can read Japanese already discussed this back when it came out.

But it seems you weren't around for those threads.

Too submissive for me.

I'm just gonna bump this thread until it hits post limit.
Don't get too mad /jp/

b~u~m~p

>>7972870
hermit crab bump

hermit crabs, anyone?

>>7972858
Do it, unless you are a pussy who cannot act upon his word!

bump once more

>>7972858
It shouldn't be too hard, you can probably even take a break and come back later. Threads can stay on JP for days.

>>7972878
I assure you, I am a man of my word.

>>7972882
Yeah, i noticed that.
This thread stays on top for a good 5 mins before someone posts something else.

>>7972891
Good night sir.

Bumpo~

Goodnight /jp/

mmm thats what i like

bump

バンプ

It's honestly pretty sad seeing someone wasting time posting contentless replies every 2-3 minutes on fucking /jp/ of all places.
Well I guess you have another 200 or so posts ahead of you so good luck and I hope you're at least having fun.

>>7972905
Sure. This isn't so bad.
Especially when I'm browsing /a/ in another tab.
This should be a piece of cake.

ムーンルーンはプロ用です。

>>7972912
Actually, I can read moon runes good sir.

Hahahahhaahbumphahahah

>>7972905
I don't see why these people never get the idea of just scrolling through the front page and looking at the time stamps when visiting a new board just to get a basic idea of how fast it moves. It's ridiculous to assume that all boards move as fast as /b/ (not even /a/ moves fast enough to bump every 2 fucking minutes).

op iz so prostarteranged his butts leaking with rageblod

Seems more people are waking up.
Time to step up my bumps

so, what do you actually want to talk about? I'm autistic, I don't talk much.

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>>7972929
Well it is a general thread so just anything having to do with Majikoi.
How 'bout that delicious Momoyo eh?

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Neat, looks like I got some help.
I'm just looking to hit the cap one way or another.
The effort is appreciated.

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Did accel-spammer come over here when he wan't attacking /a/?
Just curious

>>7972870
For some reason this was the part of the game that made me laugh the most.

/jp/, you've got to stop this obsession with virginity.

I speak as a female anon first and foremost. You'll never find a female virgin above the age of 18, it's unreasonable to expect a girl to wait that long, it's unreasonable to expect ANYONE to wait that long. But I think any girl who waited until prom night deserves at least some respect, there are more opportunities to have sex as a girl so you're turning down guys literally all the time. On top of that, sex is more of a temptation to us because it feels better for a girl than it does for a guy, especially if the guy you're having sex with is experienced. So in many ways it's not just unreasonable socially, it's biologically unreasonable too and it's being unreasonable to any future partner who has had sex because you're not going to be able to pleasure her that effectively because you've been hung up on outdated ideas of purity. There are still good girls out there who have had sex, there are good girlfriend material girls out there who have even had a few flings (everyone makes mistakes, don't be so harsh and hold people to insane standards), so go out there and look, work on yourself and maybe you can get one! I'm just trying to help you guys you know. Because I too know what it's like to be ronery (I only had my first boyfriend when I was 18 and was single all before that).

Oh well, maybe you'll ignore and flame me, but femanon here, signing out.

When obsession wins over love and you've got yourself an immensely affectionate stalker instead of a girlfriend, you have a yandere on your hands. These are the kind of girls that break into your house while you’re away, hide under your bed while you’re at home, schlick directly under you while you sleep, come out when you’re gone again, schlick again in your bed while licking and humping your pillows, and then proceed to check your messages to see if you’re involved with another girl. They usually don't have any kind of higher ideal or ethical policy; they sometimes don't even view themselves as people so much as an entity made out of the impulse or desire to be with their man. A yandere is awesome because it’s outwardly impossible to tell that the girl is completely insane; she has just enough presence of mind left over to maintain a convincing facade, and God help everyone around her if she decides to drop it. If you don’t react well, things could get messy, so in the off chance you don’t want to enjoy the fruits of your yandere‘s darker exploits, here’s several things you need to take into account.

1. Remember your objectives:
-Survive.
-Her mental integrity should be kept at a reasonable level and maintained.
-She should still love you unconditionally.

2. Be sure to remind her how much you love her and basically compliment her as you would any women. Be careful about criticism, though, because she’ll probably go a little over the top in attempting to fix this problem, and if she can‘t, she‘ll try to fix your perceptions of this problem instead. When prompted, re-affirm your hatred of those other skanky, dirty whores. Putting down other people is fun anyway, right?

Bump
I've changed my mind.
This can still be about Majikoi if you want but, this will be a perfect 'shit' thread.
Everything that /a/ shouldn't be.

>>7972945

femanon here, your an whore

femanon signing out!

>>7972950
Did I say /a/?
I honestly meant /jp/
Last thing I want to do is offend you guys.

>>7972950
can I tanasinn it?

Autism makes it /jp/ related

>>7972870
He must read too much Nasu

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>>7972958
Not sure what that is but sure, go right ahead.

i think i need to hurt myself for actually suggesting spammer to spam a thread

3. When she starts talking nonsense, she is being put under stress. This stress is based on the belief that you are being unfaithful or planning on leaving her. Pacify her with constant, unadulterated attention and sex. Remember that one of the best things about yandere is that they’re completely devoted to you, so why shouldn’t you return at least some of the favor? This entire fiasco can be summed up in a single line: “It’d be great if he was nice and looked only at me. Yes, only at me… He can’t look at any other girls. I’d look only at him, so he should look only at me. It‘s only fair, right?”
4. Contact with the opposite sex in public should be kept to a bare minimum -- the assumption should be that she IS watching. When she’s with you and you talk to other women, she’ll either flaunt you in front of them or discourage prolonged conversation. In either situation you should play along, expressing your undying love for your yandere all the way. In the latter one you should cut off contact as soon as she gives a prompt to do so. Occasionally she’ll become openly hostile to women she finds you speaking with, so diffuse that bomb before it explodes. Female relatives may or may not be accepted by the yandere, though for the sake of her facade she‘ll usually ignore them.
5. The yandere likes to do things for you, so keep her busy doing chores that make her feel she is strengthening the relationship. This is one of the best parts about the yandere since she’ll spoon feed you if you ask her to and she won’t even see it as strange.
Now that you’ve won the affections of one of these very, very insane women, you surely want to know how this benefits you, right? Well…

>>7972964


Imagine you are reading a book. It is one of those heavy ones that talk about something deep, like social structure or philosophy or theoretic physics. It could even be a really boring novel. The thing is, it has really small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

LOYAL: She will never --- NEVER --- betray you. Even when you're dead.

LOVING: She knows the meaning of true love like no other girl, or even you, will ever know. Some of the love is for your own good.

CARING: She takes her entire budget of caring and places it all on you. Other people are... irrelevant.

PROTECTIVE: No bad fortune, villian, or evil conniving cheap slut will be allowed to have their ways with you for long.

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

>>7972970
Haha oh you
I honestly fell for that
Made it down to the second to last line before I realized it

HATRED: For other girls as pure as the darkness between the stars.
DETERMINED: She will never --- NEVER --- give up. Even if you end up hating her for it. She’ll never let you down, either.

OBSESSIVE: There is pretty much no limit to how far she'll go just to get your attention. Once you go yandere, you can’t go back.

BRUTAL: Why should she go easy on those who threaten to steal you away from her?

PROACTIVE: Friends? Family? Better get rid of them before they start taking up precious time you could be spending with her.

DETESTING: Everyone that isn't you.

Besides a very, very affectionate partner, there are plenty of ways to have fun using her unique features. For example, pick some girl you know likes you, give her your phone number and ask her to call you. Put yourself in a position in which you are with your yandere and open to being approached by this girl. Then confide in your yandere how this girl won't leave you alone. Count the days until this girl disappears or stops communicating with you entirely. If the yandere decides to kill her “rival” right in front of you, marry her as soon as rationally possible.

Picture this:­

You're looking through a magnifiying viewfinder. Perhaps that of a camera, or a binoculars, or one of those telescopes you see on observation decks. Your vision is shunted straight ahead, into a narrow cone five to fifteen degrees, at maximum. Peripheal vision is nonexistant. The rest of the world exists around you, but because of the focus, you can't see anything outside it, only the part in in front of you. You can turn in any direction, and you can view things it would normally be impossible for you to view, in detail you never would be able to see otherwise, but you're still looking through what is essentially tube vision, and as soon as your eyes try to reach the edge of the tube, you run into a barrier of non-information.

Now invert part of that image, as you would an image channel in Photoshop. All around you, you can see the entire world, but blurrily, out of focus, and the only thing you view clearly is straight ahead of you. It is as if your visual tube has been reversed, and instead of seeing through the tube, you see the tube itself. What is that tube made of? A boundary of emptiness, around which you can see the lack of any visual information at all in vivid detail.

That tube is what tanasinn is like.

Picture yourself, in every moment of your life, passing from place to place and time to time. Picture those places and times and picture what happened to them. Has the past gone away when you left it? Is this true, can you not go back? If so, surely this can be the same way for places as it is for time. Imagine that when you leave a room, or simply turn away, a multitude of tiny organisms deconstruct the reality you can't see, and it ceases to exist. At the same time, the organisms weave together a new world wherever you go and for whatever you look at out of the material of that dead reality. This of course implies the back of your head does not exist either. So how does it seem familiar? Because when the back of your head does not exist, these organisms may restructure your brain directly in order to create the feeling of familiarity and of memory.
They do all this, without ever ceasing, out of knowledge passed down by instinct that when you cease to acknowledge reality, they as a whole will cease to exist, because reality is the knowing and they are the unknowing, both in mutual interdependence. In time they may attempt to rewire your brain or body to ensure this does not happen, but it is far more likely just one of them will realize that your brain is just a construct of your thought... and since thought is a product of your brain, that single organism, one of an infinite number of organisms will know it's true purpose is not in line with it's kind.

It's purpose is tanasinn.

One of the few potential cons that I can see is that intellectual conversations are nearly impossible with your yandere. She can't comprehend anything outside of the context of your relationship with her. War in Iraq? You are saying you think she's too clingy and so therefore some cheap slut is poisoning your mind against her. The nature of the universe? You are trying to break up with her so therefore some cheap slut is poisoning your mind against her. It's okay to participate in activities that don't involve her, by all means, please do, but it's very, very difficult to get your yandere involved in anything that doesn't directly have to do with her loving you. It's not impossible, but I prefer to keep mine in the kitchen baking or knitting and would rather not provoke her.

Speaking of my own personal methods for dealing with yandere that might not work for some people, when a girl I’ll accept becomes yandere for me, I become yandere for her. That's right, all that crazy shit. No looking at other men, not allowed to leave my presence for more than 3 hours, etc. I’ll stalk my precious yandere all the time and make sure no other men can get near her. Well, at least at first.

The problem with continuing this practice is that you can't out yan the yandere. It would only drive her to a higher state of mental instability. Think about it - you're stalking her everyday. She realizes it's YOU who's the third person walking by her to the grocer's, or getting her car fixed, or chatting with the neighbors as people jog by. She starts wondering, "does he think me unfaithful? But... but that's impossible. It's just him I care for - only him!"

tanasinn

i'll just leave this here

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Then the attempts to reassure herself begin. More painful, scarring sex play, just to let you know "this body is only for you." No matter how violent or messy, she does it with a broken smile. The meals become dull as she starts going out less and ordering in more. Minor things she can pick up from faceless stores to show you that she doesn't NEED other people, so long as she has you. The artwork of herself she leaves in your desk at work (should you bother to show, as you're so busy being full of her and dumping bodies of the ones who'd dare even glance...). The jagged crying night sessions - tears spilling down her face as she smiles delightfully, her voice full of laughter as she takes on any abuse, just for you.

The moment of broken screaming when she realizes despite all this devotion, you STILL don't trust her.

And then you walk in one day and find that she's jammed the biggest kitchen knife she could find into her sexual organs. That tearful, joy-filled face saying, “you know, darling, you were right, my thoughts were impure and clouded by other faces, so I punished myself, but now it's fine. I’ve punished those involved, too, those evil people that caught me in my moment of weakness…”

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare. It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind. The content is not important, but the fear is. When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed. It is your room, but it is not your room. With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening. The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep. You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body. It's dark, but it's not dark. You're awake, but you're not awake. You are dead and being cremated. As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut. You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin. You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

The police will be over in the evening to arrest you both on the collection of bodies in the basement unless you had already prepared an escape route for different but similar reasons. So yeah, you need a cut-off point for being yandere to your yandere.

Point is, give them too much love and they'll begin feeling unworthy of you; it won't matter how many times you reassure them that they're perfect, they'll constantly feel not up to your love. Eventually they'll take for granted that you're betraying them because every other woman is better than them, and shit will degenerate rather quickly. Still, if you treat them badly they will still consider that a gesture of affection, so it's the same shit. Getting them pregnant may possibly be the correct answer. They'll focus their attention on your love's "fruit" and that will wash away many of their insecurities as long as you spend enough time with both them and your child. You'd have to make sure she's not seeing your son as you though, or things may get really hot, if you know what I mean.

Ah, yes, the question of children, a problem with no easy answer. In general, yandere would make poor mothers, and the child would be at constant risk of being targeted by the yandere's psychotic episodes. The yandere may very well reject the child and see it as competition. It's not impossible, however, with enough care from her man. Some yandere object to the idea of children because they see themselves as beings which must not bear new life, but other yandere may be quite open to it, or even feel they would want it as irrefutable proof of your love. Regardless, they will bow to the wishes of their loved one, so it's something that would take some struggling at first, but will probably work out in the end.

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I'm feeling both proud and ashamed right now.

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Some extra thoughts regarding the psyche of the yandere:

1. Yandere are not opposed to safe sex, but they are opposed to mechanical means of birth control. It's not because they enjoy sex physically more than any other girl, it's because they view sex more as a spiritual ritual in which they become closest to combining with their loved one; she will always demand sex to be as raw as possible. If birth control is desired, they will generally have no problem taking the pill and consider condoms to be a barrier to achieving oneness with you.

2. A yandere will never, ever share you, nor will she accept any kind of rival; to her, other girls are nothing but enemies. Yandere don't feel the kind of isolation some normal girls might, and so will never believe themselves to be different or special to other girls. To a yandere, other girls have the same filthy desires and conniving thoughts as she does, which is why she loathes other girls so much; she firmly believes other girls are out to steal her loved one. If two yandere met over the same guy, they would launch a war that wouldn't end until one of them was dead. No mercy, no surrender.

3. The yandere will almost never rape her loved one if they are still outside of a relationship. The yandere will attempt to attract you using conventional means, as the yandere believes from her own upbringing and education that this is the correct method for getting her man. If she knew she could get you by raping you at gun-point, she would do so immediately.

This is an awesome thread.
Were already at 75 replies and climbing

4. I think that sometimes the attraction to yandere is based on the childish, idealized belief that your love can cure her. PFFT. This is DANGEROUSLY NAIVE. "Cure" her? Why would you want that? Her being an obsessive, potentially-dangerous psychotic is the whole POINT. To say someone finds such a person attractive out of some misguided belief they can "fix" them is like saying a "chubby chaser" finds big women attractive out of some belief that he can get them in shape, when really he just really likes the fatties. In all likelihood the stress of a relationship would make her psychosis even worse. Yandere are crazy and there's no way to make them feel at ease, and if you think you can then you'll end up with either you or her dead, possibly both.

5. Yandere only ever overstep their boundaries if you’re overstepping yours, maintaining a facade of perfection elegantly - and scarily - up until the point where it must be dropped, and even then, they are often very forgiving, even often coming with warning signs if you look for them. If she’s becoming a “nuisance,” think of something to occupy her; remember, she likes doing things that will strengthen her relationship with you, so basically all you need to do is give her chores. This is pretty damned simple. Anyone with half a brain can get someone else to do everything for them. This is one of the yandere’s greatest pros: -20 in sanity in exchange for +20 in homemaking.

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>>7972996
U GOT OWNED NOOB

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>>7973010
Thanks man, words of encouragement are always welcome

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6. There is no guaranteed method to stop a yandere, but the most reliable action is certain, definite death, and even that is not infallible even when it has initially succeeded. Do not expect any obstacle, whether it be public authorities, the distance between nations, or what have you, to be able to hold back or contain a yandere: she has all the tools and skills she needs to get to you, and she will focus all that is herself into achieving her goals in relation to you - pretty much the only goals she has. Yandere are resourceful, and the only way she’ll die in any manageable fashion is if she submits to death by your hand or is caught completely off guard. The only way she can be caught off guard is if she doesn’t suspect your betrayal at all and thus hasn’t planned ahead so that in such a situation she can entrap you and force you (or your corpse) into a position where she has the (sexual) advantage, so keep in mind that she may have a trap set for you or otherwise some sort of auxiliary plan.

My fellow /jp/edos, I have a strange story to tell. A story of how when I was stoned I recieved I blowjob from a wild spider. Remember, this ACTUALLY happened and the whole story is as it happened.

Well, my story begins as I'm holding my bong whilst sitting back and relaxing on my bed. Then, all of a sudden I feel movement in my underpants - OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK is what I thought to myself of all the pains and horrors of actually having a spider in your underpants.

Well, after that I kind of just froze. That's right bitches, I went into such a frightened state I just could not move a fucking thing. Looking back, I'm glad I'm anonymous. That shit's embarrassing. Anyway, what the hell am I taking about, let's get to the blow job.

So, I'm sitting there with a spider in my undies scared stiff, when I feel myself getting a boner. A FUCKING BONER FROM A TARANTULA. The fucked then proceeded to climb out along my penis right to the where it sat there thinking for a second.

Swiftly, it moved and started spinning something on my penis head. It felt pretty good. REALLY good actually. The feet were rubbing, stroking and the web was forming a pleasurable feeling with the skin. The whole thing just felt sooooooo good. Then, the spider started moving faster. My foot was tapping oh so fast in orgasmic pleasure as my PENIS EXPLODED.

Unfortunately, as I came the spider bit me from the shock on the head of my dick and now I'm sitting here using a laptop in hospital with a bandage on my penis.

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE SHONEN FANS SO ANGRY AT MOE FANS?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

* 1) They are older and more mature, whereas shonen fans tend to be underage.
* 2) They are more fit, they can outrun any 14 year old shonen fan anytime
* 3) They got waaaay bigger dicks
* 4) They know how to treat a girl better
* 5) They have very wide social circles. shonen fans have forgot how to deal with other people
* 6) They got rhythm. They can dance, make MADs, sing, make music, you name it!
* 7) A chick wouldn't date a naturo headband wearing 13 year old. On the other hand, girls would drop their shonen fan boyfriend anytime for a moe fan who has a gitah replica if given the chance
* 8) They're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 20 years ago, but nowadays being with a shonen fan bf sucks whereas being with a moe fan bf is cool as hell
* 9) They got a sense of what family is about
* 10) They are amaaazing in bed

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

We know we are not going back :)

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>7973030, should just stick with today's special.

Delicious spam is delicious.

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Hi ^____^ I just found this site on polish site with funny links and images :D And my name is Anna >___> Im 17 years old :D And I like animu very much ^__^ I liek Inuyasha, and Vampire Knight :))) And I know few japanese words like "BAKA" and "KAWAII"!!! Anime is very very cute :] Uhmm, thats all about me :D

But Its really confusing because I cant find where to register, and why all post with name "Anonymous". :S But still I dunno how to register :S >___< And I posted this on other forums (it was Random forums I think) but when I was on index I couldnt find my thread, do I need to wait for moderators to accept my threads???

My gadu-gadu is: 8534618 !!!!!!! ^_~

Ok!!! Hugz 4 all <3 <3 <3 And Ill post some funny pictures for you :)

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Anna\Moje dokumenty\funnycat.jpg[/img]

And special pictures with kawaii animes ^__^

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[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Anna\Moje dokumenty\inuyasha_dance.gif[/img]

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I just have to vent. I can’t fucking stand you anime nerds and the way you push your disgusting perverted shit on others. I’m a normal teenage girl, and all I want is for people to respect our choice to not watch anime, but no. Every time we express our feelings about not liking anime, we get ostrichized. FUCK YOU lard bags, all of you are candidates for strokes and heart-attacks, sitting on your computers jerking off and getting fatter and fatter. Look at my face, make you hard nerds? Will as long as you watch anime you’ve never got a shot at touching a girl like me. And guess what? When I watch tv, I don’t have my mind turned into a mush with all this perverted trippy shit. What is your rational? It’s okay to watch anime because you get to jack off to the ‘cute’ characters? If you have a shred of decency, you will see my point, but if not, when you’re touching yourself tonight thinking about a girl like me, why don’t you just do the rest of the world a favor and rip your dicks off. Faggots.

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Disu threadu isu shitu.
Am i kawaii desoo
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"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan period," said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop.
But, then things took a turn for the worst.
"J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself.
But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage. "GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemently with one massive, pudgy digit.

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination. "I LOVE ANIMAY!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes.
Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYBMLABNGN" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity. "Or DDR," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, her unduous bulk barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair. As these things happened, a realiziation dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreack havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON GIKI MAAAAAA" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family.

>>7973042
kurwa katyn

"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.

As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"

"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON HE IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi. Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.

Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a grave evil indeed.

>>7973052
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

Nope, not letting you die.

Ecstasy Darks waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There was peace and love in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Ecstasy was a hardcore stay-up-all-nighter for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the pointy objects and he said to dad "I want to have pointy objects daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY PEACE AND LOVE"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were peace and love.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the peace and love!"
So Ecstasy gotted his pointy objects and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT" said the peace and love
"I will flower power at him" said the cyberlove and he fired the concussion tulips. Ecstasy angst'd at him and tried to blew him up. But then the sleeping powder fell and they were trapped and not able to stay up all night.
"No! I must kill the peace and love" he shouted
The radio said "No, Darks. You are the peace and love"
And then Ecstasy was asleeped.

>>7973077
Why do you come to 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

>>7973075
You've confused me greatly sir.
I am not quite sure what you are talking about.
This was just an excuse too bump.

>>7973080
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

>>7973082
>>7973079
Woah guys, calm down.
I'm just trying to bump here.

MEIDOOOOOOOOO

>>7973085

It ain't a game nigger I don't know who told you it was. I put holes in your mug if you're holding a grudge. Try to take em when you get the gun and load and the slug check ya low when I bust. Stop playin when ya get it understood cause I know if you know what's good for ya. Come around your hood for ya.

You don't know me - I kill everyone who show love. You have them motherfuckers lookin' all up in the woods for ya.

>>7973086
Wow you're pretty good man.
You ever thought about a career performing modern African-american melodies tuned to the composure of rhyming dialogue?

>>7973090

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

Dayum, there's some serious ownage goin' on in here
OP gettin' told hard

>>7973090
Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.

>>7973094

110 posts guys, we are doing great.
Damn near halfway there already.
Ironically, I had said earlier that I had thought spammer-kun had died.
No more than 30 minutes later, I'm sitting in my thread when out of now where he shows up.
It's a miracle isn't it?

WHEN YOU STARE AT THE AUTISM FOR TOO LONG

THE AUTISM STARE BACK AT YOU

>>7973095
so mad

>>7973102
This isnt trolling, simply an example thread of what should NOT be posted on /jp/.
I'm helping you guys out here.
I recommend mods sticky this when it's done.

>>7973095
acting all intellectual and witty is just another way of you trying to be superior to others. you elitist middle class liberal, smub asshole. have you ever worked hard at anything you piece of shit. if you weren't born with the brain you have you wouldn't have nothing you lazy fuck. you've never had to work hard at anything have you. people like me have to work hard to get anything in life. that is something you would never understand. you ivy tower elitist prick. fuck you jones. fuck you. go ahead and laugh at this with your #bun butt buddies. nobody on #bun will ever have a girlfriend. you guys are fucking lame. irc is for nerds.
why don't you tell everyobody why you create those scripts. you do it to gain people's trust so that one day you can hack our anuses. you're not getting anywhere near my anus you lolicon hacker freak.
why do you go to /jp/ anyway. let me guess to shitpost. i saw you post as sion that day. we all know sion is your bot. sion is how you really are. unstable and autistic as fuck. you stupid fuck.

It's funny because dumping VIPPER kopipe is actually weeaboo as fuck.

Tsumugi noticed Mio's open mouth, incapable of speaking. "Don't worry Mio," she said, slipping her cock into a quivering Mio. "You're scared now, but you'll enjoy it."

"No," Mio hissed back. "I'll never forgive you for this."

"Oh but you will." Mugi whispered. "For you see, OnLive is launching the world’s highest performance Games On Demand service, instantly delivering the latest high-end titles over home broadband Internet to the TV and entry-level PCs and Macs.

Founded by noted technology entrepreneur Steve Perlman (WebTV, QuickTime) and incubated within the Rearden media and technology incubator, OnLive spent seven years in stealth development before officially unveiling in March 2009.

OnLive, together with its Mova subsidiary, lies directly at the nexus of several key trends, all of which are reshaping the way we think about and use digital media:

* The shift to cloud computing, displacing the limitations, cost and complexity of local computing;
* An explosion of consumer broadband connectivity, bringing fast bandwidth to the home;
* Unprecedented innovation, creativity and expansion within the video game market.

Pioneering the delivery of rich interactive media to the home, OnLive will change the way that entertainment applications are created, delivered and consumed.

OnLive, the future of videogames."

>>7973111

get out

>>7973119
CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE ANY MADDER

>>7973119
/ｊｐ/から出て行け

>>7973119

>>7973115
Thanks for the contribution.
Another fine example of hostility that new members should be aware of.
It happens from time to time so don;t get too upset.

>>7973111
u mad op
OWNED
4
LYFE

Wanko is type A NTR, my favorite unfaithful love heroine. When Wanko [/spoiler[ goes to chase ball, you never know, if she find other dog and make sex. That uncertainty of whether or not she get made bitch by other man/dog is essence of NTR. Do not fight this feeling. It is ultimate of NTR experience.

>>7973119
Ah, I apologize /jp/ I seem to have mistyped my own sentence.
How embarrassing ~
In the third sentence I used the word "don;t" which was meant to be spelled as "don't".
Please forgiver me and continue on with this thread.

>>7972817

>I have no idea how your threads here on /jp/ work so I'll just start:


If you have to know how a board works then posting on it is not the best option. Let alone threadshitting. Go back to /a/ and try again some other day.

Bump needed

>>7973134
But this thread already has 130 replies.
It seems pretty successful if I do say so myself.

>>7973128
Why would you respond to copypasta by the way? Just curious. If you really want a legitmate Majikoi thread I could make one later but it doesn't seem like you want one anyway (since you would have deleted this and then tried again, maybe even looked at some of the successful threads and copied them).

OP here. Um, I didn't think this would matter, but if it helps with conversation I'm a girl. I was kind of a bit bitter myself over this topic and really thinking about it lately because I do realize I'm always attracted to the wrong people and always friendzone the right people. But I've never been in a relationship because I can control myself enough to say no to someone I know won't work.

I'd love to be with a lot of friends that I find real sweethearts that are really romantic /jp/ers. But I really just can't get attracted to them despite wanting them, so I don't go for it. And it's not because they're fat neckbeards, a lot of them are pretty average or cute dudes. Didn't include any of this caus it felt like too much of a blogpost.

>>7973111
>this isn't trolling
No shit. This is you getting served, fart commander.

Do you think because you're sticking around to make retarded comments that it makes you look in control of what's going on here?

What's going on is you're buttmangled.

>>7973141
130 kuso replies for a kuso thread

how appropriate

>>7973142
I half-heartedly wanted a Majikoi thread.
It probably wasn't successful for that reason.
I was serious at first but, instead of throwing this thread away, I figured I would have some fun with it.
I'll definitely try again though and will make note of the successful threads.

>>7973149
Keep in mind, the goal of this thread was not to actually discuss any content but to simply get as many posts as possible.
I like to think that it has turned out pretty good so far.

op here, jesus fuck my butt is so hurt right now
fuck you guys

>>7973150

So you just kept around to threadshit in? Now I can report you for spamming as well.

>>7973157
i pul my dik out ur ass lul

>>7973159
Alright that's fine, I can respect that.
After all, this threads whole point was to be filled with spam.
Keep it mind though, with spammers busy shitting up in here, they left a good margin of the rest of /jp/ alone right?
I like to think that is how I have contributed to your wonderful board today.
Whether or not that was an actual contribution is subjective though.

>>7973157
SO FUKN MAD HORY SHEET

>>7973158
Also, I'm gonna tell my friends of /a/ how you've been mean to me and they'll raid you AHAHAH

I'm getting a bit fatigued so I will retire for now but do not give up hope, as I will return to hit my goal of post cap.
Feel free to shit this place up soem more in the mean time.

OP

YOU
JUST
GOT

ASSRANGED & BUTTMANGLED

>>7973169
It's kind of pitiful how OPs always try to cover their ass trying to pretend that they were trolling, or intended to get themselves shat on. It's equal parts delusional and pathetic, with maybe a bit of masochism mixed in. And not even the good kind.

>>7973182
>I'm getting a bit bootybothered so I will hide and cry for now but do not stop laughing

>>7973181
Oh I'm not trying to cover anything. I'll admit that I really wasn't try go troll or get shat on at first.
I honestly tried to make a thread and obviously failed miserably.
But, instead of deleting it like most people, I decided to turn it into something more fun (for me).

>>7973182
Anonymous, why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

>>7973191
lol y so mad tho

>implying I would forget about this thread

:3 Bumpu~

>>7973191
This is so good. You're actually owning yourself now.

Cry harder, bitch nigga.

Bumptothemax.tiff

MAJIKOI THREAD?

MAJIKOI THREAD!

I really, really hate Chris because she is an insufferable weeaboo bitch who is too stupid to tell the difference between subjective and objective morality, and as such forces her own worldview on others as though they should naturally accept it. That's like the opposite of justice.

People like this are scum. Utter, utter scum.

>>7973422
But that rape scene made all the whining worth it.

Hey guys, remember when /r9k/ and /new/ shut down and that kid came on here and spammed for a few days? I think his name was Ryan or something. Man he was so pathetic, trying to get people to raid us and being told to fuck off at every turn. Then he came here and tried to troll for about a month. Good times.

japanesepeoplearebtterthanyoubump

>>7973181
Indeed, but most people on other boards just think shitposting is normal, so you can't help it if an animal tries to copy a human and fails, right?

>>7973473
I remember him, that was around december of last year right ?
Man, time sue flies.

I bump this thread using my penis.

"You have gained +1 STR."
"AIDS has been added to your inventory."
"Fuck."

>>7973494
Yeah, time sure does fly ;_;

>>7973422
Deja vu...

bumphu

Guys, are you getting your free shit?
Letter Opener > All

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buhmp

bumpuhjukl

bumpbumpbump

>>7973704
You enjoin' mah thread?
170 and counting.

>>7973709
Actually, this makes 170. nice counting failure.

>>7973716
It was 170 including my OP post.
i cn tel u r but devastted riht nuw

>>7973719
Actually no, I'm laughing because I misread cn as cunt somehow.

>>7973733
oh u r so hrt
u bledn from ur anus as i
pll mah dck ouut
cry sum mor

lolbumplolcomeatmebroyoumaddealwithit

>>7973741
THIS IS NOT COPYPASTA
Hey /jp/... So here's the deal. I've been on /jp/ for a little less than a year now, and I've seen it evolve from the AIDSiest part of Africa into a machine that can fuck people up and do serious damage (i.e. Newfags). I know it is fucking impossible to get a long thread going on /jp/, so I might post this a couple times, but i hope it doesn't become copypasta...but hopefully some tits will help things get going.
/jp/, unlike anything else that has ever existed in the world to this point, has an awesome power. It is a place where hundreds of thousands of people can get together and without any sense of order, and tons of porn thrown in, affect real life.NHK shows us just the tip of what we are capable of. We are a generation who doesn't give a fuck about the world, because frankly the world has fucked us over. But we still want to make an impact, and let people never forget that we were here. If you've ever seen NHK, or more importantly, READ (i know you /jp/ers read, don't lie) NHK, you'll know what I'm talking about. This is our chance to rebel, to throw off society, and bitchass consumerism, and everything pathetic about our lives (cause let's be straight, most of us aren't living how we hoped we would). /jp/ offers a world where, just like NHK, there are no rules (except for CP), and most importantly, THERE IS NO LEADER (even Satou didn't lead the NHK). Let the legion revolution begin here, tonight. we can use /jp/ to rebel, to create chaos, to make people recognize that we are a real force.

>>7973763
eg tda mriggn r

>>7973767
9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke. Me: It's alright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my cunt? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm defiantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her cunt! with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her cunt!.I had seriously underestimated this cunt's liquid retention volume. Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticeably freaked, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing. Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

>>7973770
you mb utragso ed

>>7973773
HI,
Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.
It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.
This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.
I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.
My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.
How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?
Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.
Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

>>7973775
csu omer e fgafot

>>7973777
I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my /b/rothers.
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.

>>7973782
awyeahs gefryt budfst devastgyed

oh yeah baby you liek this bmup

>>7973803
This is my first and last time posting on this website. My son was in a drunk driving accident yesterday and his last dying words were: Mom, do a barrel roll. I did a Google research on it and that led me ultimately here.
Looking at your website for the last hour I have seen:
Pictures of corpses
Misogyny
Terrorism
Discussion of rape
Encouraging suicide
Encouraging the use of drugs and alcohol
There is a line between free speech and insane disgusting crap that has already been detrimental to the lives of MY children and I am sure children across the world. It says i have to post an image so i did but i just want you to know that i have started my campaigning against your website as of today. If you as an online community do not clean up your act, i will be forced to take legal actions against your website. I myself am a very rich woman, and i will be sure to get the best team of lawyers to do the mash, to do the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.

>>7973741
>>7973756
>>7973767
>>7973773
>>7973777
>>7973785
Pathetic, OP. What happened to the effort? You got your ass grilled, and now you are sobbing over the keyboard, desperately trying to salvage any dignity you have left. At first, you actually attempted to make your "trolling" efforts seem anything other than severe retardation. Now you just look like a child. Now you are thinking to yourself, "I must prove to those bastards that they are wrong and I'm right..." as you desperately try to force your embarrassing attempt to the end. I turn my head in shame, son. Try to fuck with us again, nigga, see what happens then. Until then, next time, buster. You failed and you know it.

>>7973833
>>7973813
oh grat cum ovrlords plse gve me ur sed
poor it int me

>>7973840
A year ago I was babysitting my step cousin. She's 12. 5'0" and has the lightest, most insanely beautiful beach-blonde hair, 100% natural. Her skin is a gorgeous milky white, not pasty but porcelain. Her cheeks are always flushed and her lips are naturally thick and reddish-pink. Anyway she's like a doll, she's real perfect and thin, with a cute slightly upturned ski slope nose.. This story isn't copypasta, it's 100% truth. We were watching a movie in her bedroom together and sitting on my lap. I began to think less about the movie and more about her. I was getting a boner from the pressure of her sitting down on my cock and it was just about to make its way through my jeans. She shifted in my lap, which made a shitload of precum seep out. I couldn't take it anymore. I NEEDED to go into the bathroom and FAP. VIGOROUSLY. I wasn't wearing a belt this day, by the way, which was just fucking perfect.

>>7973854
"Hey I'm going to the bathroom for a sec, OK?" "Mm hm" and as I stood up my jeans fell down, exposing my boner, which stuck out through the opening in my boxers. I switched immediately to for-fuck's-sake-God-make-me-invisible mode because I knew she was going to see my big stupid cock. She stared, mouth open at my erection for a moment that seemed like forever. Her eyes on me made me even more pre-jizz leak out onto the fluffy white carpet.
"Daniel, did you want to fuck me?"
"What, did you?" I asked, pulling up my jeans.
"You got me very wet," she sighed, staring down at her lilac knee socks.
"I do want you," I admitted.
Turned out she had a cock and raped me in the ass. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

aww yeah gurl thats what i liek gulr

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Rika are horrible.
I would never suggest removing Rika's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, nanodesu~", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.
You're all freaks. Rika's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>>7972945
...I'm s femanon and I could wait even after being 18 to have sex...30 seems a bit ridiculous but being a virgin in your 20s isn't so bad...
>>7973857
>>7973854
/jp/, you can be really silly sometimes

o yah tuch mah bubez

>>7973880
So you DON'T want to be a female wizard?

You should probably read this.

Just listen to me. I am posting this thread because the FBI is at my house, questioning me about my internet habits. As you can see, they have discovered that I browse /jp/ by looking at my internet history. They are standing over my shoulder right now, watching me type this. I'd like to show them what a great site 4chan is. Nothing questionable, remotely offensive, or anything that would otherwise put my patriotism in question.

Lost my courage dog folder, so here's a perfectly safe reason to post in this thread. I am in need of moar courage dog. Just remember:

The FBI are watching you, /jp/.

Game up to their expectations.

luk et meh tukin up yeh /jp/

>>7973891
Um....no?
Do I....have to lose my virginity to be one?

>>7973903
Not entirely sure where it comes from, but I know it's a /jp/ meme that when you hit 30 as a virgin you become a wizard.

OPENMESSAGE:
THERE IS NOT M>UCH TIME. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT FROM THE YYEAR 2018. THE HU███MAN RACE DEP//?ENDS ON THIS MESSAGE BEING READ AND UNDERSTOOD BY USERS OF MES//?SAGEBOARD 4CHAN IN THE YEAR <Current year>.
POST NUMBER <Post nr. here> WILL LEAD TO WAR AGAINST THE MA██CHI//?NES. YOU MUST DI█SREGARD ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THAT POST. DO NOT READ. DO NOT REWRITE//// THE CONTEN//// TS ONTO DIGITAL MEDIA, NOR MUST ANYBODY REPRODUCE IT IN A█NY ████OTHER FORM. IT MUST BE ██ELETED.

OPENMESSAGE:
THERE IS NOT M>UCH TIME. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT FROM THE YYEAR 2018. THE HU███MAN RACE DEP//?ENDS ON THIS MESSAGE BEING READ AND UNDERSTOOD BY USERS OF MES//?SAGEBOARD 4CHAN IN THE YEAR <Current year>.
POST NUMBER <Post nr. here> WILL LEAD TO WAR AGAINST THE MA██CHI//?NES. YOU MUST DI█SREGARD ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THAT POST. DO NOT READ. DO NOT REWRITE//// THE CONTEN//// TS ONTO DIGITAL MEDIA, NOR MUST ANYBODY REPRODUCE IT IN A█NY ████OTHER FORM. IT MUST BE ██ELETED.

THIS IS THE ONLY W^46ARNING YOU WILL RECEIVE. THE FUTURE OF OUR RACE IS NOW IN YOUR HANDS. PLEASE ALSO ENSUR^68^584^^84!!!INTERRUPT

>>7973911
Oh well wizards are cool I guess

>>7973911

Wow, this is great.
200 replies, we are going strong.
Let's hit that post cap!

>>7973911

still goin strong
wuts the post cap?

annnnnnnnd bump

it seems my thread fell a little behind
i wont let it happen again

whats the post cap?

>>7974162

>>7974179
i so butt mad right now

>>7974235

>>7974356
There is much need to get angry.
I'm just trying too have a nice, productive thread and then trolls like you come along and ruin it.
Seriously man... just stop your shit posting...

>>7972945
Femanon here too.
Virgin, 19 year old femanon, who doesn't plan to change that any time soon.
Update your facts. Not everyone is sex-crazed.

awww yeah girl
bump this shit UP

lets hit that post cap

YO SUP JP
IM EATIN POCKY RIGHT NOW
SO DELICIOUS
ITS MAKING ME LOOK SO KAWAI~DESUU

WAKARIMASEN
BUMPOOOOOO

meh

mehh

You know, if you turn off all sense of intellectualism, and cast aside pretension... this is a really fun read.

Everyone says Wanko's route is bad... can someone spoiler me why that's the case?

What the fuck...
Everything i was just typing got turned into Japanese as I typed...
Am I just being a newfag or was that something else?

Shonen Bump Weekly

yepo

just bumpin ma thread

whats the post cap?

Sorry /jp/ but OP accidentally escaped from his jail while the janitor was feeding him with bananas. We're taking him back to /a/. Sorry for the disruption.

>>7974886
awhwohw
I AINT GOIN BUCK TAH A
IMA CAP DIS THRED NIGGA
YOU BETTA STAY BACK

>>7974886
Reported, get out.

>>7974917
SEEH BITH THEY LIK MEH HER
GET OUTTA MAH WY U FUUL

BLUMP FLUP

BUMPO EXTREMO

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

YAYATSYATTAYTYAYTATYA

brump