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A Guide to Becoming a Certified Member of /jp/

1. Obtain and wear a frilly dress, with pantyhose/leggings and a frilly hat, bonnet, or hair ribbon. The dress must be at least knee-length, anything shorter is too lewd. The dress must be worn at all times while partaking in /jp/ related activities.
2. Play at least three different Touhou games (must be first-party by ZUN, not third-party dojin knockoffs).
3. Read The Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs by Harold Abelson and Gerald Jay Sussman, with Julie Sussman: http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html
4. Listen to the following while drinking gourmet tea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BAvLYgq5m0
5. Take it easy.

>> No.7967604

I'd say taking it easy is most important, followed by the frilly dress and hat.

>> No.7967606
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7967606

Steep requirements, I've only managed 3 of those so far.

>> No.7967607
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7967607

wrong, lol

>> No.7967619

Watch this instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdj6deraQ6k

>> No.7967626

>>7967606
I don't think they're that steep. After all, anyone who is certifiable should have plenty of time on their hands with which to accomplish said tasks.

>> No.7967636

>>7967626
Of course. I am however unaware of how reading the SICP would help towards this in any meaningful way, I doubt I would reach this fabled "Satori"

as for the dress. In my case, time does not equal money. So even if I wanted to buy something like that, I couldn't.

>> No.7967647

>>7967636
Read the first five paragraphs of Chapter 1 and you shall suddenly realize the importance of the book.

http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book-Z-H-9.html#%_chap_1

Computer programming is the closest thing to magic.

>> No.7967657

>>7967647
Voodoo, you mean.

>> No.7967661

>>7967657
Superstitious nonsense.

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>>7967661
Yes, to go with your UFO's and greys.

Thank me later.

>> No.7967670 [DELETED] 

>>7967647
Well that's...quite interesting actually, the first bit alone made me rethink computing. I'm rather surprised. but then opening pieces are always meant to be compelling I suppose. M

Might as well read in to it more. Maybe it'll actually help me get past one of my biggest walls in programming.

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>>7967668

>> No.7967672

>>7967647
Well that's...quite interesting actually, the first bit alone made me rethink my understanding of computing. I'm rather surprised. but then opening pieces are always meant to be compelling I suppose. M

Might as well read in to it more. Maybe it'll actually help me get past one of my biggest walls in programming.

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7967677

woohoo!

Man, I like this thread, lol

>> No.7967681

1. Why not a robe?
2. Come on, at least 1CC on EoSD-PCB-IN
3. Not everybody is a programmer.
4. I really prefer piano transcriptions if I'm drinking tea.

>> No.7967685

This thread sucks, but I'm sure there are people here who would benefit from reading this.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jprules.php

>> No.7967687
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7967687

you're wrong. wanna know why? because fuck you. you aren't the boss of /jp/. you're some freak normal who isn't even a real member of /jp/. NEET only, fucker.

>> No.7967688

The only good thing in this thread is no.4 in OP's list.

Otherwise, it's just random /prog/ or possibly /g/ shit.

>> No.7967690

>>7967688
Taking it easy is bad?

>> No.7967694

>>7967690

One of the worst 2hu memes

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>>7967685
wow what a jackass little fag

>> No.7967701

>>7967694
I find it good advice to go by

and I don't really see how it can be connected to Touhou

>> No.7967722

>>7967694
>>7967701
it's the title part of the stupid "yukkuri" meme

that said, you were absolutely correct

so nevermind me, I'm gonna go "internet expert" somewhere else because I'm a raging faggot

>> No.7967718

>>7967701
That trip was first used on /jp/ in august 2010, there's no way that you don't know why "take it easy" is touhou related if you've been here for at least 14 months.

>> No.7967726

>>7967718
I do however know that insisting on being so connotative is not how one takes it easy. Try taking something for its individual value rather than what its associated with some time.

>>7967722
Quite aware, and have fun I guess.

>> No.7967727

When was the last time Patchouli took a bath

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>>7967599
Managed 2,4,5. I was afraid I had stopped being a casual and went full retard there for a second. Also just to confirm wearing just a frilly hat does not fulfill requirement 2, right?

Also anyone have the mp3 in OP's link? It's the best goddamn study music in the world.

>> No.7967736

>>7967727
Um, don't make rude knock-knock jokes, okay? Thaaaanks!

>> No.7967748

>>7967732

There are plenty of youtube - mp3 converters out there.

Also you're not going to get better quality unless you're willing to scrounge for 10 different CDs from obscure doujin re-sellers.

>> No.7967752

>>7967748
It at least lists them, so it can't be that hard.

and the original from NND is higher quality, I'd suggest getting it.

>> No.7967753

>>7967736

I'm asking because her dress must be pretty rank from sitting down all day in a dank library.

>> No.7967755

>>7967752

I can't find people/stores that would sell half of TAMUSIC's albums.

>> No.7967758

>>7967755
Oh you mean actually buying, yeah that would be a bit more difficult.

>> No.7967760

>>7967758

Yeah, because I don't know how torrents work and how I would go and find people that provide doujin seeds.

>> No.7967763

>>7967760
There's little to no work involved to get them to work, I don't see the problem there. Unless your ISP shapes traffic, you just need a client like uTorrent and something like nyaa or tokyotosho and the like.

If you felt a little more ambitious, you could use something like Share, but its rather annoying to get working right, and you might as well use Perfect Dark instead, though I thought I heard some talk of it being less secure.

>> No.7967764

>>7967753
it probably smells like old books, if that's what your wondering.

>> No.7967766

>>7967764

What about Flandre?

>> No.7967772

>>7967763
look, I'm a lazy motherfucker, I don't want torrent a whole bunch of goddamn albums. Where can I get the whole thing in the highest quality format? I've encountered whatever the heck OP's music is called countless times on the internet, so I assume it must be common.

>> No.7967787

>>7967772
Well I guess I'll go get the video off of nico and see if I can't make an mp3 out of it, no guarantees.

>> No.7967901

and after too long, assuming you're still here.

http://www.mediafire.com/?yqd3qth4v461zfb

courtesy of Craving Explorer and Audacity if you wish to mess with them.

No I don't know anything about audio files and the science of it so if I made some minuscule mistake or something, feel free to educate me.

>> No.7967906

>>7967901
You're too kind for that lazy faggot.

>> No.7967916

>>7967906
He's not the only one who wanted it.

Besides, its a major fault of mine to help anyone who asks.

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7967925

You know, I kinda ssumed he was trolling.
You are really too kind.

>> No.7967927

>>7967925
I do things for myself too you know, I also wanted to know if Craving Explorer still worked, and an excuse to put Audacity back on my computer.

I imagine a few others wouldn't mind having it either, that's what it looks like anyways.

>> No.7968037

22:57-27:12

I fucking came

>> No.7968047

>>7967599
Is this post even relevant to this board, or just your way of saying ``I'v read SICP.''?

>> No.7968092

>>7967599
Summarized version:
1. get naked
2. obtain shower cap
3. wrap blanket around naked body
4. browse /jp/
5. Take it easy

>> No.7968116

>>7968092
You missed the part where you read Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs whilst having pom-poms thrown at you in a darkened room.

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>>7968116
>>7968092
You guys make it sound awesome.

>> No.7968128

A Guide to Becoming a Certified Member of /jp/

1. Say you want to do certain things that are impossible or you're too lazy to actually do.
2. Your entire life is one procrastination after another.

>> No.7969836
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7969836

The real guide to becoming a certified member of /jp/

1. Get out of /jp/


/b/tards are actually more legit /jp/'ers than people who frequent this board because they actually get out of /jp/.

>> No.7969863

>>7967901

Horrry shiiit

>> No.7969902

>>7967901

would you split it into individual track lists

and tag with appropriate artist/album please

>> No.7969914

>>7967901

You are amazing. It even has above average quality.

>> No.7969927

>>7969914
Is it better quality than the youtube video? That just sounded bad.

>> No.7969936

>>7967916
>help anyone that asks

Please find me a working download for Leiria - Stargazer

>> No.7969935 [DELETED] 

A Guide to Becoming a Certified Member of /jp/

Must be diagnosed with a Mental Illness

Bonus points if receiving disability checks

>> No.7970258

4/5

No matter how hard I try, I can't take it easy.

>> No.7970260
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7970260

I can't wear a frilly dress. Frilly dress gives poor radiation protection.
In the Zone, that is bad.

>> No.7970263

>>7970260
Well you should worry about those exposed fingers stalker.

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>>7970260

I don't have my gas mask routed to my chest, because personally, I don't like smelling my own body odor.

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7970275

Stalkers can be moe too.

>> No.7970277

>>7970265
What are you, a casual? I bet you don't even have pockets full of bolts with you at all times.

>> No.7970281
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7970281

Find an anomaly in the Zone that turns you into a little girl.

Congratulations, stalker.

>> No.7970282

>>7970265
>I don't like smelling my own body odor.
Nonsense. Everyone likes their own sweat and farts.

>> No.7970294

>>7970282

I can't even detect my own body odor unless it's been in a damp hamper for 2 weeks.

>> No.7970296

>>7970281
Just don't let your fellow stalkers know what happened to you.
Who knows when was the last time they saw a woman. Things may get... rough.

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>>7970296
You can always play pretend.

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>>7970275
Strelok group yaoi fanfic.

>>7970260
You can wear long skirt with pants under it without problem. It's comfortable during winter and in zone.

>> No.7970319

>>7967607
Is this real?

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>>7970282
As I said, I don't like smelling my own body odor.
That's why i have a tank full of loli farts.

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7970443

Actually I just started Fourchanning et /jp/ yesterday.


But I have 3/5 of those, and actually have the linked 47 minute song in my faves, so more liek 3.5/5
Do I win, anongafs?

>> No.7970454

>>7970443
>Liek
10/10
Almost got me.

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/pic verif

Oh please, even touhounofags know what touhou is

Adaptation ftw, monkeypigs.

>> No.7970505

>>7969914
I didn't use Youtube, I used Niconico for it, sine they had higher quality.

>>7969902
Eh, I'd rather not, you can consult the description in the youtube link for that.

>> No.7970881

>1. Obtain and wear a frilly dress, with pantyhose/leggings and a frilly hat, bonnet, or hair ribbon. The dress must be at least knee-length, anything shorter is too lewd. The dress must be worn at all times while partaking in /jp/ related activities.

You do not want to see a 6' 4" 335 lb black man in a Touhou dress. Besides they don't make any in my size.

>> No.7972000

I'd like to point out http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10934826 in the same theme as the link in OP's post.

>> No.7972038

>>7972000
80 minutes? Fuck

Why do people make these? They aren't even mixed to transition, its just a fucking playlist

>> No.7972125

>>7970881
Actually yes, I do want to see it.
Not my fetish but I like a good laugh.

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