How did Youmu die?

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Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:30:43 2011 No.7962672 [Reply] [Original]

How did Youmu die?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:30:11 2011 No.7962675 Dildo accident.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:31:43 2011 No.7962677 licked to death

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:31:43 2011 No.7962678 suicided

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:32:40 2011 No.7962684 Lickable dildo accident.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:33:10 2011 No.7962686 >>7962675 ..Did she choke on it? severe rectal prolapse?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:33:41 2011 No.7962687 She met her fanbase. She ended up stuffed into a suitcase and thrown in a landfill to die. Such is life in Otaku culture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:34:41 2011 No.7962691 Saw herself in the mirror and died from the UGLYNESS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:35:11 2011 No.7962697 File: 230 KB, 447x599, dicked.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stoned

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:35:11 2011 No.7962698 >>7962686 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:35:39 2011 No.7962694 portaling

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:36:41 2011 No.7962700 File: 12 KB, 268x268, lck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She got AIDS in her stupid ghost cunt and died

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:38:13 2011 No.7962712 I ate her She's so soft she melted in my mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:38:45 2011 No.7962710 File: 124 KB, 598x800, 1260208850056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like to think that she was raped to death by a 罪人

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Thu Oct 6 23:39:12 2011 No.7962720 File: 78 KB, 450x450, 4869544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are you even talking about? She never died, not even halfway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:39:13 2011 No.7962713 But she's not dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:40:12 2011 No.7962721 She's only half dead you fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:40:12 2011 No.7962722 >>7962687 What would you do if you found a barely alive Youmu stuffed in a suitcase, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:40:13 2011 No.7962728 >>7962713 >>7962720 She will be when I get through with her! grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:40:15 2011 No.7962723 she's only half dead silly

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:42:13 2011 No.7962732 >>7962722 Finish the job. No, I'm not that fucked up, I wouldn't do that! I would mind my own business and leave her alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:42:14 2011 No.7962737 File: 325 KB, 600x706, 1273985378490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7962686 esophageal prolapse which lead to asphyxiation. An edge of the metal dildo got caught on the way out, followed by a rather strong gag reflex. it wasn't pretty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:42:43 2011 No.7962734 File: 110 KB, 400x400, yuyuko bite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7962728 I don't think so. Take this!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:43:43 2011 No.7962740 >>7962721 How did she half die?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:43:43 2011 No.7962741 >>7962732 Even if she weakly groaned "...help..." when you started shutting the suitcase?

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Thu Oct 6 23:44:13 2011 No.7962748 File: 488 KB, 800x800, 22178852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7962740 She didn't. Half phantom, not half ghost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:45:13 2011 No.7962754 >>7962740 I think she was born half-ghost. Or half-phantom, rather.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:46:13 2011 No.7962755 >>7962741 I'd probably fuck up anyway. Best to let her be. Surely someone else would help her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:46:43 2011 No.7962762 >>7962740 Half of a dildo accident.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:47:13 2011 No.7962765 She's a Mormon; she as born dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:47:13 2011 No.7962769 >>7962734 screams in pain That's it Youmu, ur getting the Yukkari treatment now! grins evilishly

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:48:43 2011 No.7962775 >>7962755 What makes you think someone else will find her before she gives up the ghost? Right now she needs YOUR help, anonymous. Not mine, not /jp/s, yours. The least you can do is try.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:49:13 2011 No.7962781 >>7962769 >>7962755 You are both terrible people and you must pay the ultimate price for your crimes! writes names in deathnote

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:50:43 2011 No.7962787 >>7962775 I'd rather not get involved. People die all the time even. Oh well, that's life I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:52:13 2011 No.7962800 >>7962787 Geez. At least drop her at a hospital or call the police or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:53:44 2011 No.7962805 >>7962800 But then they might suspect me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:57:43 2011 No.7962832 >>7962805 Nonsense. Youmu can vouch for you when she recovers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 23:59:42 2011 No.7962844 >>7962832 I'd still rather not risk it. And what if she never recovers, or it takes a while? I could be in lots of trouble.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:02:48 2011 No.7962861 >>7962844 ...you really don't care at all if she dies, do you? You value a little girls life so little that you won't even slightly inconvenience yourself to save her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:03:18 2011 No.7962867 >>7962861 That puts it a little harshly, but it is basically correct.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:05:17 2011 No.7962874 File: 443 KB, 992x851, 1274508304197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7962867 I see... Well, I tried. You can't win them all. Enjoy your life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:07:47 2011 No.7962879 >>7962722 I'd save her. What kind of callous monster wouldn't help a little girl who was hurt and needed rescuing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:09:19 2011 No.7962891 half-ghosts are born dead she was aborted

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:11:47 2011 No.7962898 >>7962891 Correction: she was half-aborted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:13:19 2011 No.7962903 Ghost dad and human mom, duh. Or the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:14:17 2011 No.7962908 >>7962722 Nurse her back to health. I've always wanted a loli to pamper.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:15:20 2011 No.7962912 File: 1.61 MB, 850x854, 1312101296663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7962672

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:16:51 2011 No.7962914 File: 108 KB, 1000x900, 1228578448406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7962903 Casper and Wendy finally got around to making love!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:18:22 2011 No.7962923 Youmu is actually that giant sperm that floats around her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:18:51 2011 No.7962920 >>7962898 >Correction: she was half-aborted. the solution to the pro-choice/pro-life question

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Fri Oct 7 00:19:22 2011 No.7962924 >>7962914 So the eye colors Youmu has been seen with are: Red Blue (these two are official) Green Red/Blue Red/Green Any green/blue, I wonder?

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Fri Oct 7 00:20:25 2011 No.7962928 >>7962920 Solomon would be appalled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:21:25 2011 No.7962935 File: 216 KB, 625x600, youmu4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7962923 It's not a sperm!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:22:29 2011 No.7962937 >>7962935 Yeah, and I'm really the 14yo girl from California that I tell everyone on the internet I am.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:26:24 2011 No.7962943 File: 355 KB, 665x512, 1262099941829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made a Youmu thread on /c/ several months ago and I was the only one to ever post in it. That made me very sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:29:17 2011 No.7962956 File: 716 KB, 1200x1500, 1316634362432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I prefer blue.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Fri Oct 7 00:30:17 2011 No.7962958 File: 592 KB, 1220x743, 22134124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7962956 Yeah, but red does have its moments.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:30:17 2011 No.7962961 File: 232 KB, 590x830, youmujob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuyuko swallows a lot of foreign objects, it's Youmu's job to deal with the aftermath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:32:48 2011 No.7962967 File: 572 KB, 1024x1424, 1231047810431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7962958 That does look nice.

Ilent Fri Oct 7 00:35:51 2011 No.7962972
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>>7962943
ya /c/itizen here, sorry bout that... /c/ belives touhou should be in /jp/ I honestly don't give a fuck. I remembered reading that she was always a half ghost. I think it might have been from possession or something, which would make sense to a certain degree. And about the saving youmu... they'll never know, rape the bitch!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:37:21 2011 No.7962978 >>7962972 >rape You are no /c/itizen that I want to associate with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:39:18 2011 No.7962986 She never died. She was born a half ghost. Also, her grandfather is a half ghost too. You're going to have to ask ZUN how that shit works.

Ilent Fri Oct 7 00:39:49 2011 No.7962989
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My perfered youmu eyes are probably bluish green same colored. with darkgreen clothes, and black solid bow I've seen the stripe on some, I perfer it being a solid color

Picture related

>>	Ilent Fri Oct 7 00:40:18 2011 No.7962994 >>7962978 sir I may be a /c/itizen, but that doesn't mean I can't be a /d/eviant (on a side note, ironically citizens was my variation code for this)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:41:18 2011 No.7962995 File: 280 KB, 800x937, youmu is mystia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu looks great in Mystia's outfit, but the implications make me sad.

>>	Ilent Fri Oct 7 00:41:47 2011 No.7962998 >>7962994 Verification*

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 00:44:19 2011 No.7963005
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For some reason, I always thought it was something extraordinarily painful tearing half her life away from her physical body. That's what makes her smile so beautiful, though, it's that she's able to smile even after going through something like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:51:06 2011 No.7964173 File: 340 KB, 1000x800, 395eee824c5ff4fc26700f7bb18a049c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kogasa scared her half to death

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 05:59:39 2011 No.7964192 How was Youmu formed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:05:12 2011 No.7964205 She didn't. She comes from a line of half-ghosts. See Youki. /fun

Anonymous Fri Oct 7 06:13:44 2011 No.7964227

Back when Yuyuko had no control over her ability to tempt people to death, she inadvertently used it on a retainer and ended up ripping her soul out of her body. Said retainer accompanied her after her suicide because she's a half-ghost and therefore the only one of her servants allowed to the Netherworld, and despite being an ordinary chambermaid, she did her best to learn swordsmanship so that she can protect her mistress in the absence of her previous guards. Eventually, as Touhou characters are wont to do, Yuyuko grew a penis and impregnated this retainer with her ghost semen, which solidified her curse into an entire lineage of half ghosts who serve her to this day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:53:13 2011 No.7966977 File: 392 KB, 600x800, 22227624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "SORRY... YOUMU... I JUST HAD TO DO IT!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:05:13 2011 No.7966994 >>7966977 Would you take up Youmu's sword to save her from a terrible fate?

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Oct 7 23:05:15 2011 No.7966996 What happened to the youmu porns thread from yesterday?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:12:15 2011 No.7967011 >>7966996 You mean the one that was very NSFW? What do you think

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:12:46 2011 No.7967012 >>7966977 youmu_getting_lost_inside_sanaes_anus.jpg

>>	Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE Fri Oct 7 23:45:18 2011 No.7967104 File: 473 KB, 707x1000, 10026287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967012 Entirely possible. That image has the "Swallowed whole" tag on Pixiv.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sat Oct 8 00:02:52 2011 No.7967153 File: 6 KB, 166x146, youmudrink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967104 holy shit

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Oct 8 00:06:52 2011 No.7967166 File: 265 KB, 1000x1461, 1292088898661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hugged to death. Best eye color: Blue Best hairstyle: Straight bangs

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 02:28:22 2011 No.7971340 Bump.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 02:38:05 2011 No.7971415 >>7967012 I.. I didn't know anus is capable of raping people..

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 02:41:04 2011 No.7971430 >>7967153 >using my youmudrink.jpg I feel so loved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 04:44:39 2011 No.7971989 File: 63 KB, 246x382, Youmou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7971430 Calm down newfriend this is nothing new here.

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