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4 girls fall in love with you despite your lack of interest in 3DPD
CHOOSE ONE
>Girl 1
Looks: Thin, flat chest, small hips, short. medium length blonde hair which is often pulled into a ponytail and green eyes
Personality: Shy, studious, timid. She only has eyes for you. She's a virgin who's never had much of an interest for boys until you.
Interests: Touhou, ZUN's music (and the remixes), classical music, doujins, reading, baking, and collecting Touhou plushies
>Girl 2
Looks: Slightly above average height, amazing DD breasts, sandy colored hair, hazel eyes
Personality: Rich, confident, fashionable, popular, princess complex. She is very friendly and enjoys sharing her wealth with her friends
Interests: Has a secret love for visual novels, plays the violin, sings, dances, composes music, and shops.
>Girl 3
Looks: Average height, athletic body, C cup boobs, tan skin, short, choppy black hair, light blue eyes
Personality: Spunky, hyper, friendly, positive. She begins enjoying the same games as you and the same music.
Interests: Cooking, hiking, playing video game (thanks to you), traveling, watching movies, and gardening.
>Girl 4
Looks: Short, 5 pounds overweight mostly in her thighs; dem hips, dat ass. C cups, long brown hair, black eyes, and a young looking face.
Personality: Stubborn, headstrong, and playfully picks on friends. "Tsundere" personality. You manage to discover her softer side. She's a virgin but eager to please you.
Interests: Manga, anime, but mostly figure collecting. Enjoys the art and detail put into the figure;. Putting together/painting garage kits. Likes spending time indoors more than the outdoors.

>> No.7959163

1

So hard. Every night. With the force of 1000 suns.

>> No.7959164

I choose the one beyond the monitor screen, inside the game window.
Disregard pigs, acquire a 2D life.

>> No.7959171

Girl 3

>> No.7959175

5

Mai Waifu

>> No.7959178

3

>> No.7959179

Number 1. Aw yeah.

>> No.7959185

When you play a VN you always pick the girl with the biggest breasts first. Same logic should apply to the real world so I choose 2.

>> No.7959181

>>7959163
>>7959178
>>7959179
This isn't /jp/ at all

>> No.7959191

>>7959157

>Girl2
>slightly above average height
>slightly

Make that "well above average height" and you've got a deal.

>> No.7959187

>>7959181
>asking otaku if they had to pick 3DPD which type they would like
otaku talking about otaku culture

>> No.7959188

I don't get it. Number 1 is perfect in every way. The only way to literally make her better is to make her a loli. Why did you even include the other girls?

>> No.7959193

You forgot #5 OP.
Reported.

>> No.7959198

>>7959191
Sold

>> No.7959196

>>7959188
Some like the athletic type, some enjoy tsunderes, some enjoy princess
some enjoy athletic bodies, some enjoy slightly chubby, some enjoy large breasts
some people on /jp/ don't like touhou

>> No.7959207

>>7959196
Differences of opinion on the internet? I wasn't born yesterday, buddy.

Really, though what faggot doesn't like 2hu?

>> No.7959205

Take the looks from #2 and the personality from #1.

It's me through and through.
Kind of creepy actually.

>> No.7959208

>>7959205
you don't get two options
ONLY CHOOSE ONE

>> No.7959209

>>7959207
Just saying why other options are included

I've seen some things.... and talked to some people....[/spoilers]

>> No.7959216

Personality-wise, Girl 1 is the best choice for me. Personality is what matters most, so yeah, going with her.

>> No.7959217

you won't force me to date pigs, get out.

>> No.7959221
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7959221

3

Tomboys are just adorable.

Also I'm a sub, so I need a dom.

>> No.7959222

Terrible thread. Reported for /soc/ shit.

>> No.7959224

>>7959185
>harem end
Start with harem end anon. You have to surpass all 2D limits.

>> No.7959225

>Girl 2
>Rich
>enjoys sharing her wealth

I want to be 2's house-husband.

>> No.7959228

>nobody likes short dem hips tsundere

>> No.7959236

>>>/a/

>> No.7959237
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7959237

>>7959224
>real world
>harem

Here is your harem.

>> No.7959243

Nuke this eyesore thread out of this place, please.

>> No.7959245

This is difficult. The combinations of personality and interest is all off for me.

I like shy and quiet girls, but I don't like toe hoe.

I don't like ojou-sama girls, but I like VNs the most out of the 4 interests. But even then, her other interests are dancing and, ugh, shopping.

I hate spunky and hyper girls, though I do like vidya. But hiking is shit.

Tsunderes are shit. I like manga and anime, but figure collecting is a waste of money.

If I had to choose I'll go with Girl 1. I'd just have to end up making myself like toe hoe, and introducing her to other things.

>> No.7959246

>>7959228
>nobody likes 3DPD

Fixed.

>> No.7959247
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7959247

>This thread
>Not full on /v/agin0r KimchiPonyf/a/ggotry

>> No.7959261

Girl2 DDBreasts + Rich = win
Sage - Reported

>> No.7959262

I'm reading this thread and a couple strange things are happening:

1. I'm mad.
2. I'm finding myself picturing these girls but only in 2D form... because these types of girls DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT exist in real life.
3. Still mad.

>> No.7959268

>No red heads
>Only black hair is a dyke

Guess I'd take 2 if I had to. Be rich and be NEET.
1 is best but blonde hair makes me madopuke.

>> No.7959269

>>7959262
fun fact: i based 3 of these girls off of girls i know; my sister, my cousin, and a girl i talked to online

>> No.7959272

>>7959268
I was going to make the tsundere red haired but I figured fiery red head is too cliche

>> No.7959285

>>7959269
u dont have a sister or cousin i checked last time i was over fukin youre momn and lol @ u talking to girls on the intrnet fucikn nerd enjoy ure men

>> No.7959280

>>7959237
That one third from the left on top is hot.

>> No.7959281

>>7959157
>Personality: Shy, studious, timid. She only has eyes for you. She's a virgin

None of these traits even exist in adult girls.

Reported hard.

>> No.7959287

>>7959281
Nah. It's a choose two kind of thing.

>> No.7959293

>>7959269
Girl 3 is your sister. Girl 1 is what you wish your cousin was.

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7959291

>>7959269
Callin' bullshit right now, chief.

C'est impossible!

>> No.7959298

No you wouldn't take anything, just a fat cock inside your ass, your faggot. There, here's my reaction. Like it? Of course you like it, because you're a gigantic faggot.

>> No.7959325

I take option 6

Being a meaty, muscled, tall, handsome, buff nigga.

with abs that were forged and chiseled by the abs god in Mount Olympus along with Hephaestus to be inherited by me, the buffest nigga on the whole universe, with biceps that no curlbro could achieve, big as mountains, hard as my buff nigga boner, and with the consistency of trillions of roman legions. i then proceed to descend from heaven straight to OP's house and ask him to suck my cock dude, disregarding the answer i proceed to penetrate him with the force of a million Yuugis, ramming and smashing his insides with my empowered dark veiny penis, staining his asshole and his whole house with my godly pre-cum, as i finish ramming my powerful dick up his ass i cum a whole sea of cum and flood OP's house, drowning his beloved ones

then i proceed to go back to heaven with OP impaled on my dick and play some poker with my deityniggas.

>> No.7959327
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7959327

Fixed for realism.

>Girl 1
Looks: Little to no feminine features. Not distinguishable as a female from a difference.
Personality: Smug and two-faced. She will lie to get on your good side for your money or some other self-interest. Not a virgin.
Interests: Touhou secondary that hasn't cleared Easy on any game, casual reader, and generally boring.
>Girl 2
Looks: Slightly above average height, implant-looking breasts due to obesity.
Personality: Stereotypical rich whore; believes herself to be better than everyone else because she was born into wealth. Constantly followed by an air of pretentiousness. Not a virgin.
Interests: Supposedly interested in music, but tends to prefer spending all day spending her family's vast amounts of cash.
>Girl 3
Looks: Tan, athletic, short, somewhat masculine.
Personality: Hyperactive, overbearing, and annoying. Will bother you at all hours to be more active like her. Not a virgin.
Interests: Anything outdoor or sport-related. You NEET? Too bad.
>Girl 4
Looks: Short chubby girl. Generally average.
Personality: Complete asshole. Lets fly with whatever cynical remarks or jokes she can think of without hesitation, and has a reputation as a bitch because of it. Not a virgin.
Interests: Spends most of her time inside watching Naruto and Bleach streams. Basically into annoying weeaboo shit.

>> No.7959332

im OP adn im retrdr

>> No.7959337

>>7959332
>>7959327
LOL fukcnwnd OWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>> No.7959339
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7959339

>>7959208
But, my personality is all #1 type. Plus sewing. Mostly sewing Touhou plushies myself. I don't like the look of most already made plushies. Pic related is the one I'm working on right now.

Exchange the sandy hair in #2 for auburn hair, and that's exactly what I look like.

>> No.7959348

>>7959339
Post thighs Avoid showing your penis anon-sama

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7959364

>>7959339
Cool story bro, but your gender doesn't mean shit to me. I'm going to tell you to kill yourself either way.

>> No.7959371

>>7959339
>my personality is all #1 type

Yeah, something tells me you aren't very "shy" or "timid" seeing as you went out of your way to be an attention whore on here.

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7959372

>>7959364
You have a wonderful day, anonymous~
Sage doesn't work with a picture, silly

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7959377

>>7959372

>> No.7959379

>>7959372
that was fixed long ago

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