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Rape her.

All 2hus are powerless before the might of the penis.

I know I've triggered a flag. 3-4 more Scenes until the ero.

Slather my genitals in peanut butter.

I start my plans to become a stage 6 boss and then get beaten up by Reimu.

>you finally confess to her.
That's almost as unlikely as my getting to Gensokyo in the first place.

It's quite unlikely I'd dare to do anything besides stalking her.

I guess i would go hang around one of the shrines and help out with repairs or any other work that needs to be done.

I will build a small shelter just outside in the forest aswell where i will live.
Hopefully this will be close enough to the shrine to keep me safe from random Youkai.

If nothing else i will be remembered as that strange nice guy who repairs stuff for free.

With my many years of survival training i should be able to survive just fine provided i dont run into a hungry Youkai.

Be a rice farmer.

Understand why then become a hermit. Years later I will return to the human village to look for her. I'd make passing trips until I finally see her. Wave once then go back home.

She'd later ask herself what the fuck was that. As she stumbles about (casually at first, then after the first twist she searches with more zeal) she finds my hermitage. A few days later she confesses to me and we live happily ever after.

>>7953631
Nope.

>>7953631
how DELUSIONAL do you even have to BE

>>7953652
>>7953635

>>7953671

>after a long period of time you finally confess to her.
I seriously hope you beta faggots don't do this.

>>7953578
If Tewi rejected me, I'd try my luck with Momiji. Then Ran, Chen, Yuuka, Cirno, Yuugi, Patchouli, Remilia, Kaguya, Sakuya. One of them would tolerate my presence enough to be interested in the possibility, after a while.

Maybe it would be quite easy, it must be quite lonely for some ladies in Gensokyo.

But I am just a nameless fairy. I have no waifu or weird creepy stuff like that.

>>7953718
>Momiji
You'd never be able to get close to her since her job is basically to chase you away.
>Ran
Yukari wouldn't approve.
>Chen
Too young, Ran wouldn't approve.
>Yuuka
Tactical suicide?
>Cirno
Tactical suicide again?
>Yuugi
You're too weak for her.
>Patchouli
An actual possibility, but I doubt you're interesting enough to her, and you'd probably be unable to approach her easily.
>Remilia
Nah, you're retarded.
>Kaguya
Possibility, but Eirin would probably chase you off if she felt uncomfortable.
>Sakuya
Busybody, would probably try to avoid you while working and wouldn't have much time outside of that.

>>7953751
>Chen
>Who is at least 70 years old
>Young

IWhat's it like being a secondary?

>>7953763
That's pretty fucking young for a nekomata, shit-for-brains.
And she lacks maturity.

i would join yukari's harem of enslaved sinbags

Go back to my wizard tower.
Summon a pair of succubi.
Ask them for advice on girls.

raep

>>7953578
Fuck the touhous. I'd be happy to learn magic and become immortal. And then I wouldn't have to worry about the youkais. For the most part.

Though a touhou would be nice.

Kill myself so I open a portal to Victorian England.

Cry probably
;_;

Maybe try my luck with another Touhou.

Or maybe I just need to win the respect of my favorite Touhou before she acknowledges my existence. And thus my wacky adventure will begin.

well, I'll be a wizard in 10 days, so I'll just use my magics to abduct her and keep her captive until she start loving me, or guilt takes me, and I let her free before sealing myself in a dimensional prison were I can finally go totally nuts and be forgotten by everyone.

>>7953835
There are plenty of non-Touhou waifu. I agree with you.

>>7953871
If you do the latter, you can be a boss fight for me once I start my quest in Gensokyo.

Cross Higan Naked.