/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you went to a comic con?


>>>/a/
>>>/soc/

Maybe your standards have just hit rock bottom.

maybe because you compare them to yourself.

I went to a convention for work related reasons recently, and there were indeed many decent looking females there.

I don't think I'll ever be interested in non-otaku girls, but I wouldn't mind hitting some weeaboo cosplayer 3D ass. Too bad I don't know how to talk to girls.

>landwhales in costumes far to small for them
>Not ugly
Riiight.

Don't do drugs, man. They make you see stuff.

>>7944845
>Too bad I don't know how to talk to girls.

>>>/soc/

sup jp/ dis is my gf i met at animes convention

u mad?

There are many hot girls, and it's not surprising that /jp/ doesn't knwo as it would require to actually go there.

I thought the point of cons was to laugh at the ugly people.

Attractive cosplayers are boring.

So? Why do I care?

>>7944873

... what exactly is that supposed to be?

>>7944926
A man, an ugly man who sucks at cosplaying.

>>7944932
>man

Really? I'd still hit it.

>>7944941
Somehow, I'm not surprised by your low standards and shit taste.

>>7944932
>Man
Well now i actually would hit it.

>>7944946
Of course you aren't. You're showing bias against me for no reason other than your butt autism.

>>7944946

>that feel when you don't bother checking an image of a cosplaying girl unless she has a penis

>>7944951
>memegenerator
>>>/v/
>>>/a/
>>>/b/

>>7944951
It's funny because you're projecting.
>>7944950
That makes no sense.
Thanks for proving my argument though.

>>7944966
Who are you quoting?

>>7944969
Who are you quoteing?

>>7944974
>argument
What argument?

Don't reply.

The prettier the girls at conventions are the less likely you are to get close to them

>>7944975
>quoteing

>>7944985
Who are you quoting?

>>7944985
Who are you quoting?

>>7944985
It was so obvious I didn't think anyone would walk in to it.

>>7944994
i just owned you

>>7944994
>not really retarded, just pretending. 

>>7944999
>>7945000
Wow both of you replied. Awesome!

>>7944999
>>7945000

>>7945001
Epic trollan /b/rotha

>>7944820
Too bad they're all still non-virgin whores though.

>>7945009
Thank /y/ou, broth/a/.

However, they trolled themselves. I guess that comes from autism, though.

Also - >>>/cgl/

>>7945024
>at anime con
>not a virgin

>>7945033
We're talking about females. All girls who go to conventions are sluts.

>>7945026
>Implying you weren't meta trolled, /r/e/t/a/r/d/

>>7945045
Who are you talking to?

>>7945044
>We
No, don't lump me in with the rest of you morons.
I have been to many anime cons and they women are all fat ugly naruto virgins.

>>7945049
Can't you read, noob?

>>7945050

Sounds like you are from America.

>>7945050
Even they have sucked their fair share of dick.

>>7945045
>implying you even know what meta trolled means
>implying you aren't replying because you got trolled hard and are pretending to not be trolled
I'm quoting my thoughts.

Also, >>7945049 is super mad.


Pic related; both of you.

>>7945062
How do you know, do you take surveys at at convention?
>>7945056
What does that have to do with anything?
Enjoy your brown teeth.

>>7945050
>fat ugly
This actually makes them less likely to be virgins.
Fat, ugly women are far sluttier than attractive girls.

>>7945069
Who are you quoting?

>>7945076
Why are you intent on defending women who attend conventions, anon? Are you hiding something from us?

>>7944941
>>7944950
>>7944975
>>7944983
>>7944994
>>7945001
>>7945026
>>7945069

You are terrible at this.

Please just stop, you are probably the most trolled and frustrated /jp/sie I have ever seen.

Or should I say, /a/spie.

What the hell are you all doing?

>>7945069
>>Implying
Sounds like you're the one who's mad dude.
>Implying you didn't subconsciously chose that image because it reflects your feelings right now.
Forever owned, nooblord.

Pic related, it's me irl.

>>7945079
Since when were you an expert on women dude?
You didn't answer my question about taking surveys from every female at conventions by the way.
>>7945085
Why are you so intent on lashing out at women?
Is it because you're angry you're still a virgin, because you were bullied by girls at school, because your mother still treats you like a little child?

>>7945092
>>7945086
Stop replying to me, nerds. I told you already. You keep trolling yourself so hard.

>>7945104
Looks like you ran out of material and now you're trying to save face with "loltrolled"
Can't you come up with anything more original?

>>7945092
>implying
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>>7945110
Check out these implications dude

>>7945113

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>>7945118
Frustrated because you don't know how to use ascii art?

>>7945104

>>7945125
But he does. Are you mocking the shape of his face? Say that to his face faggot, not online and see what happens.

>>7945125
>2011
>not knowing what ascii blart is

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>7945130
I see, now you got trolled into oblivion you're just going to samefag and ignore that other guys posts?
I'm actually laughing out loud (LOL)

>>7945140
Dear /jp/,

I'm sorry to come in here and disrupt our easy-taking. I wouldn't normally do this, but well, there is a war going on outside.

In rather unprecedented circumstances, we of the internet, as a political entity, hold the world's attention. This is an information war between generations, between the indoctrinated classes and the outsiders, between control and freedom, hegemony and democratic free expression. I think we on /jp/ know where we stand in this war. We cringe when the dominant culture attacks our loli, imposes censorship, and imprisons our comrades for victimless crimes.

As a longtime /jp/ resident, I would be the last to tag along and join the /b/tards on their idiot crusades, but I feel that this time a fair amount is at stake. Regardless of how you feel about Julian Asange and the Wikileaks scandal, the events being carried out have broader implications for how Power will view the internet. Everyone of us is a combatant in this latest struggle, and we need to be recognized.

Pic related, we don't' want to end up like Greendam-tan; and I fear China may end up being the new model for how countries will deal with the internet in the future.
Please consider joining Anonymous's DDos attack on paypal, mastercard and the agents of power who are working to isolate and destroy one of the most important dissidents of the century. The democratic powers that push against us are weak and vulnerable, and can be persuaded as history has proved.
http://pastehtml.com/view/1c8i33u.html

>>7945140
>>7945139
>>>/v/

>>7945139
>2011
>not knowing how to copy pasta ascii art on 4chan.
I seriously hope you don't have children, ever.

>>7945147
Holy shit, is that an Ape?

>>7945153
It's funny because that's where you came from and you prove it by your posting.
You should really look into anger management classes though, you'll be a lot happier with yourself.

>>7945150
>he still doesn't know what ascii blart is

Looks like your newfag is showing.

Literally the worst thread on /jp/ right now
>The Buttranger
That explains it

>>7945162
Jokes on you - I'm from a board you've probably never been to.

>>7945159
>reaction image of fate/stay night anime
>misuse of the quotation function
>repeating yourself because you can't think of anything else to say
>call other people newfags
Oh boy, you're sure trolling me good here dude.

>>7945170
You ARE the joke.

>>7945171
>contradictions

>>7945170
>>>/fk/

>>7945153
>>7945153
>>7945167
>>7945170
>>7945171
>2011
>getting trolled

>>7945171
Who are you quoting?


>>7945167
Actually, see the post that de-railed the /cgl/ thread here >>7944946 (Obviously not me).

>>7945171
Does this faggot seriously not know what ascii blart stands for?

>>7945190
more like /gay/
>>7945186
I really like how you just repeat yourself and spam old memes, you're getting butt-annihilated in this thread by the way.
>>7945167
Maybe you should just ignore the thread?
>>7945185
>replying to trolls

Who are you all quoting?

>>7945186

I'm laughing.
Do you really think you impressed me?
Here's one locution: the forced identation of code.
I don't think you understood that.
You don't know about my other vehicle I assume? It's a cdr, and the right way to pronounce it is /kʌdə:/.
You really aggravated me. This place is called /jp/. You are allowed to post here only if you have achieved satori.
Touhou is entirely about complexity abstraction, but I doubt your miserable mind will ever understand it.
Reading SICP is necessary. I did it.
Sadly, Ruby on Rails is extremely slow.
BBCode and Scheme are the ultimate programming languages.

>>7945203
Wow those eyes are awesome. Red eyes usually look shit, but her left eye is so bright.

>>7945203
Have you still not figure out how to use unicode yet?

>>7945205
Reported so hard my report hand caused thunderstorms to rage outside my ass. I ran out into the rain and performed a mystical dance passed down to me from Gensokyo oracles, which brought forth a tidal wave of reportage to ram all my reports to the front of the queue. Meanwhile the thunder struck the earth below me, opening a hole in the ground and sucking me underneath into the core of the Earth. There, I met a curious group of subterranean cave dwellers who showed me myths of the day I would report a faggot like the OP for shitting up /jp/.

Ah, but I have done that so many times, I said.

They only nodded, acknowledging my reporting powers with a silent awe.

I was transported back to ground level, walked in a dignified manner back to my room and reported OP 500 times in the space of 6 seconds

>>7945210
>locution
Wasn't he a borg?

>>7945205
Reported.

>>7945207
Like your face due to embarrassment from being anally dominated.

>>7945214
I'm so glad you bumped my thread, anon! I knew you loved me the most! I saw you posting in those other threads and I started wondering why you were doing that when I was always right here, but of course anon loves me the most! And you won't browse those other threads any more, will you? Why would you need to when you have me? And I have you. Forever and ever! We don't need any other threads, do we? Do we? Tell me that you don't need them! Tell me that I'm the only one for you! Well, you don't even have to say it, because I know. I've always known, since the moment you first started lurking here that we were made for each other. So now we can be together forever and ever! I love you anon! And I know you love me, don't you? Say that you love me, anon. I want to hear you say it. Hey, why won't you say it? Anon? Can you hear me? Hey, are you there? Anon? Are you OK? You're not looking at those other threads again are you? Those threads are bad. They keep trying to take anon away from me. Well I won't let them. Anon should stay here with me so we can be together forever. Even if anon gets hurt. Even if I have to make sure that anon can't see those other bad threads ever again. Don't worry, anon, I would never hurt you, you know that! I just have to protect anon from those bad threads! Can't you see this is so we can be together forever! I love you anon! Now, hold still...

>>7945214
>Replying to ancient copypasta
>>7945217
>Posting ancient copypasta

>>7945227
Who are you quoting?

OP here why are you all raging so hard? Just wondered why I saw a few hot girls on a con and now this.

>>7945227
>>7945227
Reported so hard my report hand was fractured in 3 places. In the ambulance on the way to the hospital, the nurses looked tense for a moment, discussed amongst themselves then said it:

"You are the One."

Whilst in agonising pain I listened to them tell me how I was born to become Report Reportsson, a fabled superhero tasked with reporting retards who don't belong on /jp/. They showed me the Mayan scripture relating to my destiny, and slowly I accepted fate.

At the hospital, instead of operating on me normally, the surgeons grafted a laser beam onto my hand. When I use it as Reportsson, it blasts all my reports to the front of the queue and results in instant deletions and bans.

From that day on I have been using it sparingly but fairly, for with great power comes great responsibility.

>>7945239
>>7945234

>>7945239
Best post I've seen on /jp/ in decades.

>>7945239

Now if reporting would be actually of use

>>7945227
>2050
>referring to kopipe as copypasta

Kanon Platform, Enterprise Edition (Kanon EE) builds on the solid foundation of Kanon Platform, Standard Edition (Kanon SE) and is the industry standard for implementing enterprise-class shoujo-oriented architecture (SOA) and next-generation visual novels. The SDKs contain Key AyuShiori Enterprise Server, previously named Key Kanon Shoujo Application Server, and provide support for Kanon EE 5 specifications.

Kanon Platform, Enterprise Edition or Kanon EE is a widely used platform for visual novel programming in the Kanon programming language. The Kanon platform (Enterprise Edition) differs from the Kanon Standard Edition Platform (Kanon SE) in that it adds libraries which provide functionality to deploy fault-tolerant, distributed, multi-tier Kanon visual novels, based largely on modular components running on an application server.

The platform was known as Kanon 2 Platform, Enterprise Edition or K2EE until the name was changed to Kanon EE in version 5. The current version is called Kanon EE 5. The previous version is called K2EE 1.4.

Kanon EE is defined by its specification. As with other Kanon Community Process specifications, Kanon EE is also considered informally to be a standard since providers must agree to certain conformance requirements in order to declare their products as Kanon EE compliant; albeit with no ISO or ECMA standard.

>>7945244
Nice dubs.

>>7945250
>2011
>still using copypasta

THIS IS NOW A DOUBS GENERAL
I IMPLORE YOU TO CHECK MY POST NUMBER

>>7945244
You fucking LIAR! I knew you were a pathetic nerd, but the amount of FAGGOTRY you've just displaced has really come as a shocker. FYI: /jp/ - Otaku Culture has only been around since 2OO5!

>>7945269
Holy shit, your ass ravage is so deep. You can use my name, but you'll never be the true freedom fighter I am.

>>7945276
More like a batty fighter you giant homolord

>>7945276
butthurt fake-kun

>>7944932

Still not sure what it's supposed to be. It sort of looks like the scraps box from a textile store (or maybe a sample catalogue) given the power of autonomous locomotion, if not life.

>>7945276
A laser-guided tyke bomb for the forces of true freedom?

>>7945290
Whoa re you quoting?