/jp/ - Otaku Culture

~About you~
Age: 12
Gender: female.
Location: Belgium
Looks: maid with glasses
Hobbies: Tea parties, programming, Touhou.
Other info: -

~Looking for~
Age: 10-16
Gender: female.
Location: Belgium
Looks: maid with glasses
Hobbies: Tea parties, programming, Touhou.
Other info: -

~About you~
Age: 46
Gender: M
Location: Basement
Looks: Hot as hell
Hobbies: Sports
Other info:

~Looking for~
Age: 11
Gender: F
Location: Anywhere
Looks: N/A
Hobbies: Being tickled, gymnastics
Other info:

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~About you~
Age: 12
Gender: Female
Location: Tokyo
Looks: 5" DFC
Hobbies: Do silly things watch western TV series Gameofthrones, house and others
Other info: Want gaijin boyfriend to learn english

~Looking for~
Age: 20+
Gender: Male
Location: Must be gaijin and speak english
Looks: handsome like dr house or no head guy from game of thrones
Hobbies: classy + english literature
Other info: do not want piggu
Dont hit on me if you fat like sudo.

~Looking for~
Age: 12
Gender: female.
Location: Belgium
Looks: maid with glasses
Hobbies: Tea parties, programming, Touhou.
Other info: -

~About you~
Age: 10-16
Gender: female.
Location: Belgium
Looks: maid with glasses
Hobbies: Tea parties, programming, Touhou.
Other info: -

~About you~
Age: 10
Gender: F
Location: Gensoukyou
Looks: short, asian, barely budding breasts
Hobbies: Taking it easy
Other info: Bicurious

~Looking for~
Age: 9+
Gender: M/F
Location: Mouth
Looks: Bishoujous and young Otaku men
Hobbies: Lolicon, H-games, doujin
Other info: Call me your imouto

~About you~
Age: 1200
Gender: Female
Location: Gensokyo
Looks: White wolf tengu
Hobbies: Dai shogi
Other info: Very loyal, shotacon

~Looking for~
Age: 12
Gender: Male
Location: Human world
Looks: Cute and innocent
Hobbies: Trapping
Other info: -

~About you~
Age: 800
Gender: Female
Location: Gensokyo
Looks: White wolf tengu
Hobbies: Dai shogi
Other info: Very loyal and protective

~Looking for~
Age: 12
Gender: Male
Location: Human world
Looks: Cute, innocent
Hobbies: Trapping
Other info: -

~About you~
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Location: Gensokyo
Looks: Long green hair, massive breasts
Hobbies: Cloning boyfriends, having BDSM gangbangs with old schoolmates, having threesomes with a shopkeeper and my great-great-great grandmother, getting raped by my patron deities, getting raped by shopkeepers, getting raped by other shrine maidens, getting raped by gap hags, getting raped by buddhist monks

~Looking for~
Age: Any
Gender: Male/Futa
Location: Any
Looks: Must have no face.
Hobbies: Sex
Other info: Must be able to fill an Olympic swimming pool in one ejaculation.

~About you~
Age: Reported
Gender: Reported
Location: Reported
Looks: Reported
Hobbies: Reported
Other info: Reported

~Looking for~
Age: Reported
Gender: Reported
Location: Reported
Looks: Reported
Hobbies: Reported
Other info: Reported

>>7937469
XARN

>>7937492
>Looks: Must have no face.
fuck it, why is it always Faceless Male who gets all the bitches

~About you~
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Location: Germany
Looks: Comely
Hobbies: /jp/
Other info: I am kind and loving person

~Looking for~
Age: 18- 24
Gender: Female
Location: Anywhere in Europe (no 3rd world)
Looks: Cute
Hobbies: Similar to my own
Other info:

>>7937502
Beaten.

~About you~
Age: 18
Gender: M
Location: USA
Looks: good
Hobbies: having fun with the one I love
Other info: Willing to change my NEET/hikikomori ways if girl meets my criteria

~Looking for~
Age: Any age
Gender: F
Location: anywhere
Looks: must be willing to change the things she can
Hobbies: any as long as they are not hurting anyone
Other info: must be an android maid

>>7937520
>Willing to change my NEET/hikikomori ways if girl meets my criteria
>Willing to change my NEET/hikikonori ways

getoutofjp.png

An android maid would just help you be lazy by doing all the work, anon.

~About you~
Age: 1300~
Gender: F
Location: Eientei
Looks: Lolita / Cosplay
Hobbies: Playing tricks on people, helping lost people
Other info: My ears and tail make it hard for me to find an accepting partner, I also hate smoking and love carrots.

~Looking for~
Age: Any
Gender: M/F
Location: Eientei (Can travel to Gensokyo)
Looks: Cute but strong
Hobbies: Playing
Other info: Must be uncut (male) or fully waxed/shaven (female) + like carrots

It really is a sausage fest in here huh.

Just like /soc/ I'd imagine.

~About you~
Age: I don't remember
Gender: Female
Location: My supa secret Mausoleum
Looks: Young with a bit of hair problem, but it is np np
Hobbies: Listening to multiple albums at the same time, socializing with people.
Other info: Tao

~Looking for~
Age: Any age
Gender: Male
Location: Japan
Looks: Anything is fine
Hobbies: Anything is fine
Other info: NOT BUDDHIST.

>>7937502
buttranger?

more like buttranged lolololol
go cry to your moms n00b

>>7937513
Only one serious response, and it had to be from a fucking german.
Stop your shitposting and get out, you make me feel shame for my country.

>>7937581
B-but I really am a little girl!

Because I can't take your shit seriously and that it should have been gone after the first reply.

>>7937548
I was thinking about going with her on missions I send her on but I would probably only get in the way and leave forensic evidence. You're right, I was being silly.

>>7937643
Wow you're moe. Let's hook up.

~About you~
Age: 22
Gender: Male (able to trap)
Location: America (not US)
Looks: kaguya (touhou)
Hobbies: MMORPGs, Touhou, traveling, world of tanks, etc.
Other info: Shy, I don't talk too much and I have tons of money for doing nothing... (I tend to buy games for friends for free, etc)

~Looking for~
Age: 12~30
Gender: Female (or trap, I'm pansexual)
Location: Anywhere
Looks: Meh, anything but landwhales
Hobbies: If we can share and have fun, I don't care
Other info: ♥

I want to hookup with zun!bar

Age: 1 day
Gender: Keeki.
Location: England.
Looks: Frilly and flowery.
Hobbies: Looking at cake plates, going to parties.
Other info: I'm a Victoria Sponge so you don't need a fork!

~Looking for~
Age: 2-*
Gender: Either.
Location: England.
Looks: Chubby.
Hobbies: Tea parties, cookery.
Other info: Must be a kind person who will enjoy me with a cup of tea.

>>7937700

>>7937694
>12

Disgusting child molester detected.

~About you~
Age: Around 500 years
Gender: ????
Location: Gensokyo
Looks: Yellow hair, red dress and red eyes XD
Hobbies: I like to play with things and people X-----D
Other info: My sIster locket me in house

~Looking for~
THINGS TO PLAY XD

Reported. Reported so hard it isn't even funny.

>>>/soc/

this some epic randumb 4tw shit guys, keyp it cumming

>>7937694
>30

Disgusting obaachan molester detected.

~About you~
Age: lost count
Gender: M
Location: Whatever elemental/material plane I happen to be on
Looks: pic related
Hobbies: Reading, adventuring
Other info: wizard

~Looking for~
Age: irrelevant
Gender: F
Location: some place reachable with Teleport or Plane shift
Looks: cute, long hair, elf if possible
Hobbies: something not noisy
Other info: must share livingspace with my familiar, a large grey wolf, must also be willing to have experimental spells be tested on

Just fill this out

~About you~
Age: 10
Gender: IS
Location: Room
Looks: Thick glasses, unkempt hair and clothes, smells like rotting meat.
Hobbies: Sleep, try to decide on being female or male,
Other info: Cannot speak.

~Looking for~
Age: +- 5
Gender: -
Location: Outside
Looks: Doesn't look like mom
Hobbies: Not trying to be Mom
Other info: Not Mom

~About you~
Age:17
Gender:male
Location:spain
Looks:I'm kinda ripped since ima /fit/izen, could post pics...but this isn't /soc/
Hobbies:Arcade gaming, guitars,bodybuiling,anime,light novels,jazz.
Other info:

~Looking for~
Age:whatever :C
Gender:female
Location:wherever
Looks:Tsundere(?)
Hobbies:similar
Other info:

>>7937901
Too obvious.

>>7937917
:C

~About you~
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Location: Eastern Europe
Looks: Morbidly obese neckbeard.
Hobbies: Wallowing in self-pity, deluding myself into believing I'm better than other people, putting others down at every opportunity. Oh, and assorted 2D-related pastimes, I guess.
Other info: Extremely submissive

~Looking for~
Age: 20-50
Gender: Male, Transvestite, whatever as long as you have a functioning penis
Location: Close enough
Looks: Can't be too fat. Needs to be taller than me. Big dick.
Hobbies: Doesn't really matter as long as it doesn't involve interacting with other people too much.
Other info: Someone to make me his cock slave. Can't have STDs.

I'm so jealous of you guys on /jp/.
zunbar has a 7 inch penis, and some random anons in the onahole thread have 8 inches etc.

I'm sitting here with my tiny penis, never going to make a girl happy.

~About you~
Age: 11
Gender: F
Location: Japan
Looks: Short asian
Hobbies: Cooking spaghetti, wearing mini skirts. being obedient. meek and submissive
Other info:

~Looking for~
Age: 27
Gender: M
Location: Anywhere
Looks: Taller than me
Hobbies: Spend all time on internet forums, disregards girls, reporting shit threads
Other info: --

~About you~
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Location: Europe
Looks: Handsome, kinda short
Hobbies: Rhythm games (DDR/PnM), JRPGs, corean mindless grindan MMOs
Other info: I'm kinda shy and don't go out very much.

~Looking for~
Age: Forever 9 or 10
Gender: Female
Location: Doesn't matter
Looks: 2D if possible, must be completely flat, long blonde hair, heterochromia would be nice too
Hobbies: I don't really care but it'd be cool if we could grind together. Oh and sex.
Other info: Must be virgin

Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36...no, 14 years ago. But what is time anyway? To me it seemed like yesterday. For you, it might be tomorrow. I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. It's the story of a man. Known by 72 different names. I'm not sure which to call him by...When I first met him, his name was... Noboru Takeda. Even then he wouldn't let anyone bully him. Not even me.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.)
He was a pretty good guy. He never said anything back, which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Me- "You sure that's enough training?"


Him- "No problem. Everything's fine."

Him- "I'll take the best you have.
"


Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
Hey. What, you don't trust me? I guess. So far so good. You know I could never say no to you. After all - you are the one who showed me the light.
Noboru. Humans have a unique gift. The power of choice. Free will. They can follow any path they desire. So I choose the path if Aikido. The future of mankind depends on it. Time to go...

>>7937997
Anyone with a big penis on here isn't even going to use it. They might shove it in some plastic, but that's nothing to get upset over.

Besides, some people like small/medium sized.

~About you~
Age: 13-14
Gender: F
Location: Japan
Looks: Long black hair, dark tights with diamond pattern
Hobbies: Time travelling
Other info: Mahou Shoujo

~Looking for~
Age: 13-14
Gender: F
Location: Near me
Looks: Pink hair
Hobbies: Doing cute things, drawing cute things, talking about cute things with mother
Other info: My only friend

~About you~
Age: 22
Gender: M
Location: The Netherlands
Looks: Tall, blonde, blue eyes
Hobbies: K-ON
Other info: K-ON or bust

~Looking for~
Age: K-ON
Gender: K-ON
Location: K-ON
Looks: K-ON
Hobbies: K-ON
Other info: K-ON

>/jp/ hookup thread

>>7937711
May I ask for source, If it would not be too much of a bother.
Nice Double Doubles by the way.

Hookup? Sounds painful.

>>7938079
Eat shit.

>>7938079
10/10

>>7938030
I don't think anyone except some gay people like small penises.

>>7938081

of all the things to harp on, the hooks bother you most?

as long as none of the hooks are ripped out when you're lifted, it's really not that bad.

>>7937761

Will you teach me, great wizard?
Soon, I will become a one as well, I need a mentor.

Age: 19
Gender:Male
Location: Canada/Ontario
Looks: Generic H-ero
Hobbies: gaming, story writing.
Other info: Likes maids.

~Looking for~
Age: 18 ~ 21
Gender: Female
Location:Canada/Ontario
Looks:Fair skin. Glasses or pony tail.
Hobbies:Matching my own
Other info: Must be willing to dress as a maid.

~About you~
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Location: Virginia
Looks: 5'10", 320 lbs
Hobbies: playing my ps3
Other info: TRUE and HONEST creator of sonichu

~Looking for~
Age: 18-29
Gender: Female
Location: Anywhere
Looks: No niggos
Hobbies: must be interested in being a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart
Other info: must be boyfriend free

>>7938104
Says who? You've probably been watching too much western porn and listening to retards talk about size matters, etc.