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792195 No.792195 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, kids!

You better get ready, because Melissa McKenzie is in the HOUSE and ready to steal your bling bling, dawgz!

I'm bringing a whole lotta GRRL power (and MAGICAL power!) to the highschool scene like no one's ever seen before!

So look out, boys! There's a new witch in town! Oops, did I say that out loud? Tee hee!

ILLUSIONARY HIGH
MONDAYS AT 4:30 PM

>> No.792199
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>> No.792201
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>>792195
>You better get ready, because Harima Kenji is in the HOUSE and ready to steal your bling bling, dawgz!

>> No.792202

HAHA
GET IT GUYS?
HE'S MAKING FUN OF LOCALIZATION!
GET IT?
HAHA

>> No.792204

Complete lack of a conscience and sense of shame are the hallmarks of sociopathy.

>> No.792206

>>792201

Nigga deserves my bling bling.

>> No.792207
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792207

Yeah, I'm Patricia Smartz. So what? Wanna fight about it?

I'm the toughest girl in school, but I heard that there's this new girl in town. I better check her out.

Don't let looks fool you, though. I'm as tough as any boy, but I got brains to match. When I'm not hacking my internet and reading my books. Got it all in my B-I-B-L-E, yo.

SEE YA

ILLUSIONARY HIGH
MONDAYS AT 4:30 PM

>> No.792215

...dan?

>> No.792216

Out of all the Touhoes Marisa is the last one I'd expect to get a localized name.

>> No.792222

>>792207
>I'm as tough as any boy, but I got brains to match.

HAHA YOU'RE AS DUMB AS A BOY

Wait...

>> No.792227

>>792195
why does marisa have to change to melissa?
marisa's a fine name for localisation

>> No.792228

>>792202
I think it's actually a parody of shit shows like Hannah Montana.

>> No.792235
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792235

Goooooooo RED WHITES~!

I'm Rebbecca Hart, and I love hanging out with my friends! When I'm not cheering on the dodgeball team, I'm just chilling out, partying to the max, and attending my youth group (I'm the only member though).

I've never had much money, but the best things in life are free! Like friends! When we work together, we can get though ALL of life's challenges!

What? There's a red fog coming out of the lab room? I better check it out...

ILLUSIONARY HIGH
MONDAYS AT 4:30 PM

>> No.792238

sage

>> No.792244

I wish I could hate you dead.

>> No.792246

DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN

IT FEELS GOOD

>> No.792240

Oh man I laughed. Nice work, haha.

>> No.792249

>>792235

I was going to guess something like Ray Hawks or something...

>> No.792250

hey, is he making a parody of any SPECIFIC show? wich is it?

>> No.792257

OW OW OW OW. IT HURTS SO BAD.

>> No.792261

TH 11: Reimu goes to high school, and murders everyone?

>> No.792262

>>792246
as in Dan kim?
I don't think that's him.

>> No.792266

>>792250

MORE LIKE WITCH IS IT

>> No.792267

>>792250
Just the shitty shows for teenage girls genre, I think.

>> No.792270

>>792250
If I have to guess, it's probably all the 4kids shows.

>> No.792271

>>792262
Who else could bring such despair to /jp/?

>> No.792276

>>792235

I see Uboa's face in the pompom.

>> No.792277

>>792262

I dunno... I'm almost sure that's him.

>> No.792282

>>792262
see
>>792207
I'd recognize that unlimited ink works anywhere

>> No.792289

>>792276
CAN'T UN... well I don't see anything like that.

>> No.792292

How long before he gets to Alice? I'd laugh if he changes Alice into the token Japanese or Black character

>> No.792294

this is awesome. i demand moar.

>> No.792295

This isn't really Dan Kims style (art-wise).

Still, it's soul-wrenchingly painful. Anon artist gets props from me.

>> No.792304
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>>792295
The style reminds me of this

>> No.792310

Good god, first the writefag in the Remilia thread earlier, and now a drawfag churning out THIS. No wonder Zun drinks if people do this all the time.

>> No.792312

>>792295
Styles are for lazy fucks and consistancy. Any artist worth his salt(Dan isn't, but the point remains) can emulate most "styles."

>> No.792313

>>792292

Nah... Alice should be the token quiet social inept bookworm nerd.

If anything Suika should be the party-going fun loving nigger.

>> No.792319

>>792207
PATCHY-SAMA ;_;

>> No.792317

>>792304
good point, i had gotten so used to seeing his "life with nana" style, I'd forgotton he had others

>> No.792323

>>792312
Oh you.

>> No.792327
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792327

STOP RIGHT THERE SCUMBAG, HOW DARE YOU DIRTY MY TOUHOUS WITH YOUR WESTERNISED SHIT

>> No.792337
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792337

Chenfield, I brought you some fish.

YUKARI-SAMAMAAAAA!

>> No.792346

>>792337
Yeah, it's Dan Kim.

>> No.792347

>>792337
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.792348

>>792337

>> No.792353

>>792337
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.792357

This is why ZUN doesn't want America to have the Touhous, clearly

>> No.792359
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>>792337

>> No.792362

The thread pains me so

>> No.792365
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>> No.792363

now i know why people sometimes rag on dan kim

mother fucker...

>> No.792367

>>792357
>America
what

>> No.792369

>>792195
This supposed to be parodying the modern Sabrina cartoon or something?

>>792337
>Chenfield
e-mailfield

>> No.792375

Dan, I liked you better when you were ruining my waifu's lives.

>> No.792376

I don't mind Dan Kim really, but his fanclub is full of annoying faggots.

>> No.792377

Now draw them naked, Dan.

>> No.792380

>>792376
same thing could be said of just about anything

>> No.792382
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792382

>>792337

You've done it again, Dan-kun.

>> No.792383

I like you Dan. Come over to my house and rape my sister.

>> No.792397

Dan is it you?

900x900 art says yes

>> No.792409

At least things can't get worse than they are right now.

>> No.792413

>>792380

words, empty, soul, etc.

>> No.792422
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792422

OK, now I'm raging

>> No.792424

>>792409
oh you...

too bad I'm not home to screencap this thread

>> No.792426
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>>792195
>>792207
>>792235
I HATE TO STAB OUT MY EYES! IT HURTS SO MUCH!!

>> No.792430

Why don't you fags like the Dan?

Is it the fact that he can actually draw and uses lots of 4chan references on his shit (lol rules 1&2)?

>> No.792434
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>>792409
Oh dont be so sure.

>> No.792437

>>792430
sup dan

>> No.792441
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792441

>>792430
Dan-kun is okay!

>> No.792443

whose dan

/newfag

>> No.792445

>>792441
>Anonymous of Croatia
>Dan-kun is okay!

Case closed.

>> No.792448

>>792437

Pretend I am him. Why don't you kids like me?

>> No.792450

>>792430
S-shut up!! Its not like we enjoy his drawings or anything!! We just like commenting about them, because we've just got the time to do it... that's all!

hmmph...

>> No.792453

>>792441
>>792434
>>792426
>Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU.

>> No.792454

GO, DAN, GO!

>> No.792455
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>>792337

>> No.792461
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>>792376
Why so serious?

>> No.792472

>>792461
So moe

>> No.792475

>>792430
Hating Dan in front of moot is ground for a permaban, so we can't hate Dan.

>> No.792478
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>>792454
DANGO DANGO DANGO DANGO DANGO DAIKAZAKU!

>> No.792486

>>792461
so heath ledger didn't die
he just went to gensokyo

>> No.792487

>>792430
Dan is a decent artist, and one of the best artists who posts on 4chan real boards(excluding /ic/ and /i/ and shit no one ever goes to). Hate stems from jealousy since hes better than the average 4channer, or from hating people who hold him highly because outside ot 4chan, hes nothing special.

>> No.792488

Dan and Anonymous of Croatia -- the ultimate trolls?

>> No.792489
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why are you such a cow dan

>> No.792493

>>792448
because you keep trying to keep us off your lawn

>> No.792492
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792492

Cirno as the magic pixie-voice fairy familiar. Also the only one to keep her name.

>> No.792495

>>792475

No, I mean seriously. I've seen talentless attention whores with bigger acceptance than Dan (Cap-Tan for one). It puzzles me.

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>>792461
What did you do to my moe~ ;_;

>> No.792502

>>792487

Dan actually churns out amazing art once in a while. I don't think it's fair to call him a "decent artist" or "nothing special." That really contradicts your own argument and makes you look jealous (which I know you're not).

It's probably that, like the rest of us, Dan Kim is more prone to being a ronery faggot than producing something of value.

>> No.792505

>>792488
Croatia isn't a troll, he's just underage and retarded

>> No.792512

ONE OF THESE DAYS DAN,

ONE OF THESE DAYS.

>> No.792515

>>792430
I don't hate Dan. I wish he did more "real" drawings and stuff, but I'm not going to complain if he wants to be laid back and have some fun.

It's just half the board going, "OH LOL, DRAW REIMU AS AN UNDEAD ZOMBIE BECAUSE SHE IS ONE. ALSO DRAW HER GETTING RAPED! SUCH A SILLY UNDEAD ZOMBIE!"

>> No.792536

>>792515
I never see people request Dan to draw anything. I mean it's not like he would anyways.

>> No.792537

>>792502
Sorry, I mean in the spectrum of artists who aren't deviantart fags, yes hes much better than the average peron, no hes not much better than the average nonfaggot artist.(Not saying Dan isn't a faggot though)

>> No.792539

>>792461
Motherfucker. Caught me completely off guard.

>> No.792542

>>792515
Reimu is silly, isn't she. :)

>> No.792545

>>792461
sweet baby jesus no

>> No.792551

>>792505

That's the thing, that's what makes him such a good troll. The vast majority of idiocy I run across here, I write it off as trolling. But him, he's one of those guys who I believe really is that stupid.

Calling him and Dan ultimate trolls is really unjustly flattering the both of them, though. I do like Dan, however. Dude's fucked up, and I like that.

>> No.792552

This thread is hilarious, what's wrong with you all

>> No.792554

>>792536
It's much more prevalent in Touhou BAD END threads.

>> No.792555
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792555

M: So, working on a new doll, huh? Wanna do something?

Alice: Hm?

M: I said we should do something. Like... well, I don't know. You tell me.

>> No.792557

>>792537
>no hes not much better than the average nonfaggot artist.

I hardly think it's fair to compare real artists (sorry, Dan) when we're talking about 4chan goers here.

I agree, Dan's no Rembrandt. Sometimes his presence is enjoyable, but he lends easily to haters. That's how I see it.

>> No.792559

>>792536
I did. I made him draw something.

I feel a little guilty about it though

>> No.792563

>>792555
OH FUCK YOU DAN.

>> No.792569

DAN KIM IS A WASTE OF SPERM AND EGGS

>> No.792570

Dan, before you go back to bed, do a Youmu please?

>> No.792571
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>>792555
A: Look, I'm trying to work here, okay?
I gotta get this doll done. Okay?

M: ...

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>>792515
You know now that you mention it i would like to see a undead Reimu get fucked by something holy and get burns and stuff...

>> No.792574

>>792557
Just saying thats why people hate him when he gets too much attention.

>> No.792575

Dan spends his time riling up /jp/ instead of updating, knowing he will get negative responses because he's a masochistic faggot and then gets all mopey because of it and refuses to update.

>> No.792577
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...

>> No.792578

>>792515
Half the board goes “Dan? Oh fuck it’s Dan. I hate you. Stop! (Please continue. P.S. I’m wanking as I write this)” while the other half goes “ORIGINAL CONTENT? HUMOUR? INTERNAL CONFLICT RAGES ON BUT I WILL NOT CONFORM. DAN CAN’T DRAW AND YOU’RE ALL FAGGITY FAGGOTS.”

>> No.792579

Fuck this shit.

>> No.792580

>>792577
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!

>> No.792581

>>792577
>>792571
>>792555
Finally, it's BAD END time

>> No.792582

>>792577
I BELIEVE IN YOU MARISA. JUST LIKE I BELIEVE I'LL GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND FIND A JOB, EXTRA MONEY THAT ISN'T MY PARENT'S AND A GIRLFRIEND...

Please...

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>>792475
Wait, whut?

>> No.792585

>>792578
Basically.

>> No.792591
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>>792582
Go! Conan find a job and a girlfriend ;_; Be the strongest!

>> No.792592

Fuck. Hes Canadian.

>> No.792596

Dan Kim is my patron saint in so many ways.

>> No.792599

Fucking awesome.
What would Sakuya be?

>> No.792600
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792600

>>792577

>> No.792604

>>792584

goddamn moot is badass

>> No.792605

>>792578
Sup Dan

>> No.792609
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In before "produced by Jerry Seinfeld" ending

>> No.792612

>>792592

yeah too many people forget this fact

>> No.792613

>>792600

;_;

>> No.792614

DO A YOUMU FAGGOT

KEEP GOING

>> No.792616
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>>792600
Alice is so tsuntsun

>> No.792620

>>792600
>>792577
>>792571
>>792555
So you finally decided to stop inserting shitty /b/ level anonymous in your comics? Awesome

>> No.792624

>>792609
surrounded by Claymores?

Reminds me of something Frank Castle would do.

>> No.792625
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>>792592
I bet he's from Montreal

>> No.792627
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>>792616

>> No.792628
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So... this is Aya?

>> No.792632

Dan is just a lost /b/tard trying to find a home.

>> No.792633

>>792620

do you mean Anonymous in a suit?

yeah no anonymous would ever wear a suit anyways

>> No.792638

>>792584
The best part is that Moot stickied it for me.

I love you, Moot. Heterosexually, of course.

>> No.792640

>>792633
No, the anonymous he always uses seems pretty "lol /b/" to me. /jp/ would love their touhous dearly.

>> No.792643

>>792620
How does a /jp/ Anonymous look like?

>> No.792649

>>792638
>Heterosexually, of course.
Yeah well, DUH!

>> No.792652

>>792643

>> No.792653
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>>792643

>> No.792654

>>792555
>>792571
>>792577
>>792600
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.792659

>>792640
>/jp/ would love their touhous dearly.

Really? Even Aya?

Even Tewi?

>> No.792660
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>>792643
>>792643

>> No.792666

FAGET

>> No.792664

>>792625

Wait a second... why is the anonymous girl from Pugyuru in some kind of shitty webcomic? I demand an explanation, Conan.

>> No.792665

>>792638
What did you do with your award? Do you hang it on the wall and when you show it they go, "uh... cool. Can I see your site?"

>> No.792672

>>792664
Shit. Can't unsee.

>> No.792673

>>792659

Definitely Tewi. I've seen enough Tewi threads to know either /jp/ is tsundere for her, or there's just a good amount of Tewifags.

Aya, I'm not so sure about...

>> No.792674

>>792653
>>792660
Now thats some different views...

>> No.792675

>>792659

Tewi yes, Aya no. I can deal with the massive bitch thing but I don't plant my seed in well-tilled soil. So Sanae's out too.

>> No.792676

>>792195
i was juzt looking through the threadz when i saw that. then i looked back up, worked out what it waz and spat out a lot of ice cream that waz in my mouth. it landed on the keyboard, and now two keyz dont work anymore - the zhift key and you can probably work out what the other one iz

fuck you. juzt fuck you.

>> No.792677

>>792659
Dan hasn't wrote a comic about Aya yet. And Anon wasn't in Tewi's

>> No.792678

>>792665
I keep 'em in my closet beside my old textbooks.

I should probably hang 'em somewhere, but I'm too lazy to go out and buy nails.

>> No.792679

moar faget

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>>792640

Y...yeah, of course we would. We wouldn't beat her at all.

>> No.792686

>>792676
>saw
OH DEAR

>> No.792689

>>792600
Sad lies upon lies...

>> No.792685

>>792678
>I'm too lazy to go out and buy nails.

oh u

>> No.792692

>>792659
You're confusing Tewi with Reisen.

>> No.792693

>>792681
Sup mugen

>> No.792696

>>792678
Hey they sell nails in Canada?

>> No.792700

>>792686
the zpat waz the lazt time it worked. well played though.

>> No.792704

>>792678
So is the ronery Alice story finished already?

>> No.792708

>>792700
>spat

>> No.792709

>>792600
"OH WAIT. That means I get the house to myself. That means I can schlick without anyone bothering me!"

Dan agreed.

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Who cares about moon bunnys...

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>>792693

Please derp, don't confuse me with that faggot. I don't type like a retard.

>> No.792715

GB2/COLEA

>> No.792717

>>792712
>Y...yeah
Is that so?

>> No.792719

good thread

>> No.792733

>>792207
I'm surprisingly okay with this, as long as they nickname her "Patches"

Of course, I wouldn't watch the show at all, so if they don't I could just pretend they do.

>>792600
The joke is that Marisa is Hobbes and Alice stops believing.

>> No.792736

>>792719
/thread

>> No.792742

>>792461

I'm a bit late to the ball it seems, but this is the best thing you've ever done, you worthless faggot.

>> No.792743

>>792733
ARE YOU TIM BUCKLEY? DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO EXPLAIN EVERY FUCKING JOKE?

>> No.792746

>>792733
>The joke is that Marisa is Hobbes and Alice stops believing.

Thanks, Buckley.

>> No.792760

>>792712
Now I'm 99% sure you're Kira

>> No.792770

>>792733

Actually, it's not just Marisa, but everyone in Gensokyo. Alice is an immortal living all alone in her little bubbled off universe- were you to go there, you'd find all the locations, but there are no people- just dolls, made and left behind as her loneliness drives her further and further from sanity.

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>>792760

>> No.792777

>>792770
That would make a good movie.

>> No.792781

>>792195
Amazing.

>> No.792782

>>792771
Croatia, you're not allowed to sage people for stupidity.

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GENTLEMEN.

>> No.792794

>>792782
Sorry i forgot my Sage rule book at school

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>>792786
Yes?

>> No.792806

>>792794
He was implying that you're worse than that Kira guy so you shouldn't be sageing.

>> No.792814

>>792806
Oh I'm sorry but I'm to stupid.

>> No.792817

>>792771
I get the feeling you're becoming dumber with every passing day.
Are you smoking something?

>> No.792821

>>792794
Stupid tripfag

>> No.792822
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792822

It's a nuclear device.

>> No.792823

>>792794

It's probably amidst all the Shakespeare you couldn't be bothered to read because it was too boring. Philistine.

>> No.792824

What next? Inaba in a Fairly Odd Parents style?

Actually, do that.

>> No.792825
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792825

>>792817
I tried crack and suddenly that picture looked like this.

>> No.792831

>>792825
Just... just stop posting. Please.

>> No.792832

>>792825

grats on learning how to repost

>> No.792838

>>792831
>>792832
~( ̄∇ ̄~)(~ ̄▽ ̄)~

>> No.792843
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792843

>>792838

>> No.792847

sigh

>> No.792851

>>792843
( ノ´∀`)ノ (゚Д゚)

>> No.792862

GO BACK TO HRVATSKA

>> No.792870

>>792862
Unfortunately i'm there...

>> No.792882

He's just angry because he lives in such a useless country

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793972

>>792195

>> No.793972,1 [INTERNAL] 

Great thread.

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