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How is /jp/ shittyer on a monday than the weekend...

Ummmm... I'm a little embarrassed, but okay...

me in the middle

>>7920920
That fucking squid doesn't have a job.

me in the middle

>>7920924
Me to the left.

>>7920928
hawt

can you give moar? :3

No

Here is me.

gb2 ship simulator

>>7920928
Delete it. NOW!

>>7920911
You! Out! NOW!

You won't disrupt the arcane energies of the board.

Me with my tomodachis

>>7920950
>Fujoshi.jpg

>>7920928
Id stick it in her/him.

>>/jp/

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>>7920940
Me on the left.

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>>7920950
>Fujoshi.jpg

By the way this is me but I am disguested in this thread when I took the photo.

>>7920957
It's too dangerous to stay anyway!

Something I noticed, why the fuck do so many people on /soc/ use ":3"?

P-Please don't fap to it...

>>7920961
>/jp/

geyt ownded punk

>>7920972
It's a cute little cat face.

:3

bend your head turnways and you will see

>>7920972
:) <====3
:O <====3
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:3

Because they are faggots.

>>7920972
It's a common expression used by lonely manginas and white knights.

>>7920978
>tits
>Not even a trap
Dont worry! i wont fap to it even if i had a gun to my head!

>>7920951
This image is amazing.

Incidentally, I stumbled upon this full picture of Ken-sama the other day. I feel I should help spread it, because everyone are posting the thumbnail these days. I suppose by the time everyone started realizing what a kakkoii person he was, the only traces left of him were in the archive.

moot made your shit board so you'd stay inside, not go on whorehunts.

Reported.

>>7920969
KAWAI NEKO DESU NE =====>~~~~~~~

>>7920995

>Reported.

y u no sage
get out of jaypee

Don't hit on me you silly boys >:3

>>7920978
Peircings and died hair is absolutely disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself. You aren't worthy of being a female.

here is me at a con cosplaying as Cirno.

>>7920985
Pretty accurate. If it's used by a female, she's a slut. If it's used by a male, he's a faggot. Overall, it's used by people who will suck your cock.

>>7921000
>he doesn't know about stealth sage

you get out

>/soc/

You mean the cancer that was too heavy even for /b/? Eww, go away, I can feel the STDs coming just by looking at this thread.

H-Here I am, /jp/...

Stop bumping this thread, you idiots.

Zdravstvuite /jp/, my name is Vladimir Borisov.

I'm a 27 year old American Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I Work and Labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and playing superior Soviet games. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis)

I train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova every day, this superior weapon can Pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Avtomat license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moskva to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Zavod Kalashnikova or a vodka drinker!

I own several soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Russia!

>>7921008

Don't forget colored contacts.

>>7921007
>He thinks stealth sage-ing really achieves anything!

>>7921008
You forgot the awful eyeshadow.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

>>7921021
At least I don't have to type in "sage" every time.

>>7921012
Wait a minute..
I know those legs! and those clothes!

I shall now show you how aikido can help you court a women

I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine.

Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido.

An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.

>>7921020
>>7921024
Thank you for pointing that out, I was overly taken aback by the unsightly nose piercing and aside from the shocking hair color, I couldn't gather enough strength to focus in more detail.

I bet she also has tatoos. Tatoos are really gross too. I don't understand why people have a need to permanently disfigure themselves with ugly artwork. It's not cool at all.

>>7921039
I recognize him by the bubblewrap on his chair.

>>7921038
I love Aikido spam.

Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

t me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

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>>7920978
Those hats, I hate them hats.

Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36...no, 14 years ago. But what is time anyway? To me it seemed like yesterday. For you, it might be tomorrow. I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. It's the story of a man. Known by 72 different names. I'm not sure which to call him by...When I first met him, his name was... Noboru Takeda. Even then he wouldn't let anyone bully him. Not even me.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.)
He was a pretty good guy. He never said anything back, which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Me- "You sure that's enough training?"


Him- "No problem. Everything's fine."

Him- "I'll take the best you have.
"


Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
Hey. What, you don't trust me? I guess. So far so good. You know I could never say no to you. After all - you are the one who showed me the light.
Noboru. Humans have a unique gift. The power of choice. Free will. They can follow any path they desire. So I choose the path if Aikido. The future of mankind depends on it. Time to go...

me on the right

How to get a girl in your Aikido class to like you

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

I wish this thread were about charizards, I mean, at least they fly and breathe fire, /soc/ sucks and /jp/ gets trolled easily, fucking no charizards

refrained from posting bad touhou cosplay pic of myself.

>>7921095
I though I had a Charizard for you, but no. ;_;
Have a diglett.

>>7920954
I've always wondered, is this picture actually our beloved A J chama?

>>7920978
You look like someone I know...

>>7921168
No