/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>goes outside
>ewwww

Who are you quoting?

>>7910462
What about my gay?

You need to have more EXTREME HIKKI ADVENTURES like joining cults or losing all your money to forex scams.

>pay all my bills
>scholarship
>classes
>status updates
>friends
>sun-bathe

I have some bad news for you OP

>>7910462
>>7910469
>>7910470

Im sorry I dont understand,
Ive never lurked or posted on /jp/ before
I'm normally only on /ck/

I originally posted this on /soc/, because I thought that that would be the board with the most hikki (instead I used the term "shut-in")
then I was repeatedly directed to /jp/

>>7910488
Asking on tips on how to hikikomori is like asking for tips on how to make cereal. You don't talk to people and you don't go outside. The end.

>>7910458
>has facebook
>using fake personality

doin it wrong

>>7910493
This. How would you like if I came to your board and made a thread saying "I order pizzas, how does /ck/ order pizzas, do you phone or use the internet?"

>>7910493
also Im asking how you do it.

Is that all there is to say for yourself?
You just don't talk to people and you dont leave your house?

For example, I have two cats, Pocket and Naruto. They are all the company I need.

>>7910518
Interesting idea.

suck my cock dude

>>7910525
Thanks for the food porn...

>>7910525
It looks good til you start eating it....then it looks like SHIT.

>>7910525
Just get out of here. You're not a hikikomori and you can't become one, end of story.

>>7910525
I have nothing to say for myself because the time I was closest to a hikikomori I still interacted with my parents every day.

>>7910553
In what way? NEET and hikikomori usually go together, but not always.

I did not realize this subject would strike a nerve with the population of /jp/

>>7910553
Yes you can. No one was born as one, you become one. Having pets is fine, and he likes cute food. What's your problem? Or are you just shitposting against anyone who isn't "from" /jp/?

>>7910563
People who come to /jp/ asking how to be hikki are usually retards who say things like "I was a hikki this summer because I stayed inside and played video games except to buy groceries but school starts in one month."

>>7910525
Why did you name your cat Naruto?

>>7910571
Don't answer that OP, they;ll eat you alive, and not in a sexual way

I got something for you to name *grabs cock*

>>7910564
I'm the Buttranger

you just got buttranged

Fuck this cancerous shit.

>>7910563
If you check on the thread in half a day or so you might get some actual responses. I wouldn't bet on it, though.

I never leave the house. I don't bother making it seem like I have a social life by updating facenovel or...tanning myself...why do you give so much fucks?

>>7910570
I've been like this for the last 11 years
also I guess I worded my original post badly, if someone had a "tip" thats fine, but I don't really need them since I've got everything set up for the next few years. But I was more curious about other people who are like me, curious about how YOU do it. How your life works. How do you manage to make money or have a place to live, etc.

>>7910571
He has swirls in his coat on each shoulder, like narutomaki

I myself just won a legal lawsuit that netted me about $670,000 so i won't ever have to leave my room again in the foreseeable future.

>>7910586
We are all the Buttranger. Copy my name whenever you like.

>>7910586

>>7910597
Oh, and do your best to ignore retards and trolls.

>>7910602

holy shit!!

>>7910598
>11 years

Ok, that's more like it. Still, this topic borders on blogging. Everyone has his own way of hikking it out, yet everyone is more or less the same. It's not really that interesting.

>>7910604
thanks

>>7910602

>>7910605
It's not as great as it sounds. He went in to hospital for a routine procedure, and came out without his balls.

OP is a troll, right?
That shit is autistic.

>>7910602

>>JELLY AS FUCK

How did you do it??

>>7910621
No, Anonymous. You are the autistic troll.

>see greentext thread on /jp/
>not using kurisu as the image
>not a story related to gamestop
>no mentions of spaghetti in pockets, autism, or bears
>get mad
>take a shit on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>7910602
>>7910602
>>7910602

how did you do it?

>>7910621
Today is "troll by pretending to be a normalfag" day, you should join too, it's fun.

No, not really, it isn't

>>7910614
Meh, your thread is probably fucked at this point. Try making this thread sometime next week when the retarded children are asleep.

Also, avoid greentext in the next one since some people think that using it for anything other than quoting gives them free license to shit up a thread to the utmost of their ability.

>>7910602

Most likely a troll

but in case you're not, please tell us about the lawsuit.

>>7910602

>2011
>Not wiping your ass with $1000 bills

>>7910602
>>7910602
>>7910602
>>7910602
>>7910602
>>7910602

>>7910640
It's copy-pasted from the OP of a thread that was made many months ago.

The OP of the first thread never gave us any details, either.

>>7910602

please give me some of that you greedy fucking jew

>>7910638
thanks for being so helpful anon

>>7910602

How did some retarded /jp/er manage to do that?

>>7910602

What was the lawsuit over? Was it one of those "my coffee was too hot" kind of deals?

>>7910615
>>7910605
>>7910627
>>7910636
>>7910640
>>7910645
>>7910649
>>7910651
>>7910655
>>7910660

>>>/v/

>>7910602

not believing you for a second

Look at all these /v/ kids getting trolled by copypasta.

Who gives a shit reported.

Did you see NHK, OP? How was it? Do you think it was accurate and insightful?

>>7910470
>>7910470
True

>>7910470
I want to see an anime about a naive anon hikki who follows all the advice he gets on /jp/. Forex trading, online poker, joining the military, suing someone to get enough money to live on, moving to a storage container to cut down expenses, moving in with another anon to work as his maid, seek shelter in a cinema and eat whatever the customers throw away, etc.

>>7912262
Oh lord. I would pay to play a VN with all of that as potential routes.

>>7912262
Sounds like a good formula for an episodic series.

>>7911258
It isn't accurate and insightful, but Misaki is kind of cute.

>>7912279
Oho, I beg to differ.

Ok nevermind.

>>7912262
i'd watch that

>>7912262
> seek shelter in a cinema and eat whatever the customers throw away

You know, I've never heard that one before. The images it conjures are hilarious.

That aside, this thread is either a troll thread or just plain horrible. I'm going back to sleep.

• Instead of washing clothes, just wear them for a few weeks straight. Eventually the sweat will seep through and clean the strains.
• When you order food, leave a note at your door instructing the delivery guy to leave it there, with the money attached. This avoids unnecessary social interaction.
• Every bottle can be a piss bottle.

>>7912262
>seek shelter in a cinema and eat whatever the customers throw away
That reminds me, does anyone have /tv/'s "going to the cinema alone" guide?

This is a troll thread you dolts.

>>7912351
We know but we don't care, we'll talk about it anyway.

The building has a store attached, so I never have to go any farther than the ground floor.

>>7912321
It was a thread quite some time back, some anon who didn't want to work but couldn't stay with his parents anymore, and thought it was the perfect plan to go to this huge cinema where he lived, which was too big for anyone to notice that he was living there, had potential for free food, public toilets and free wifi. Actually, something's telling me it was a female, but I don't remember specifically.

I wonder how he/she is doing now. So many anons who used to be active members in our close community have probably left by now, seeking some way to get by, and we'll never hear from them again ;_;

OP, in case you're not intentionally trolling:

You are not a hikikomori. You do not understand what a hikikomori is. A person who avoids social interaction is not necessarily a hikikomori. "Hikikomori" is not a direct translation of "shut-in".

A hikikomori is someone who has become so afraid of the outside world that he can no longer build up the courage to go outside, generally due to feeling he cannot live up to society's expectations. It's not a voluntary decision but rather a severe problem. Hikikomori are usually isolated people with no ambitions for the future, people who have more or less given up on life but also can't bring up the courage to end it. If they do go outside, it's during the night or during other times when they have no risk of running into people.

>scholarship
>classes
>college
Hikikomori tend to drop out of school immediately as soon as the condition grows to the point you can call it hikikomori, as they do not feel they can ever hold a decent job (which is kind of difficult if you're terrified of making any kind of contact with people). The fact that you're doing any kind of education at all pretty much proves you're not a hikikomori.

>book of faces
>friends
Considering the nature of the problem, real hikikomori gradually or immediately lose contact with former friends, as they have expectations of them (which they're avoiding by being a hikikomori). Keeping in contact with friends, especially on a SOCIAL MEDIA site, proves you don't have the hikikomori anxiety of not living up to peoples' expectations.

>>7912610
Well, shit. That actually would seem to describe me if I got a little worse than I am, so it might happen in a few years. This sort of sucks.

>not a real hikikomori
Seriously, it's like a badge now?

>>7912377
That was a troll thread, fyi.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/4580885

Click on view same for the OP's image and look at the posts that have the same image name.

>>7912635
A hikikomori is someone who cuts himself of from society, if you go to collage you are still a part of society even if you take online classes.

>>7912635
You thought NEET PRIDE WORLDWIDE was a joke?

It just hit me that dropping out of school has made me a true NEET. Hooray!

>>7912645
>you are still a part of society
Yeah! Fight the system, maaaan.

NEET is not a status symbol!

>>7912669
Yes it is.

It is a negative one, though.

>>7912669
This is what normalfags actually believe.

>>7912660
Did I say anything about it being good or bad?
Stop being a dumbass..

How can any rational person think being a true NEET is a bad thing? It basically means you've beaten society and can actually spend your time doing things you enjoy, instead of wasting all the best years of your life on other people.

>>7912706
I guess that living in crushing loneliness every single day of your existence means that you won life.

>>7912715
>living in crushing loneliness

>>7912715
Who's lonely?

>>7912706
>crushing loneliness

Anyone who feels this way is a closet normalfag that hasn't truly embraced the NEET lifestyle and most likely belongs on /soc/.

>>7912715
I'm not lonely, /jp/ is all I need or rather want. I'm not a NEET though, I'm trying to but I need more money.

>>7912635
No, it's a disorder. Just like all of those people calling themselves Aspergers people on the internet even though they are perfectly normal people.

And to all of the people talking about 'but NEET is not a bad thing', 'NEET pride' and so on, hikikomori != NEET. A hikikomori is almost always a NEET, but only a small percentage of NEETs are hikikomori. Hikikomori is without a doubt a bad thing, NEET is arguable.

>>7912716
>>7912717

You can fool yourselves all you want. In the end, it'll come to bite you in your weakest moments.

>>7912715
>crushing loneliness

What is this /r9k/ beta shit?
Reported.

>>7912721
>>7912719
>>7912717
>>7912716
/jp/ - NEET is legion

...I don't even know why I bother coming here anymore. It's turned into a weeaboo version of /b/, except with Touhou instead of scientology and NEET instead of Anonymous.

>>7912728
It's still one of the few alright boards at sometimes left.

NEET only means 'Not in Employment, Education or Training'. You can be a NEET and have lots of social interaction. My only NEET period was only 4 months, so I can't speak from long-term experience, but I was still a member of a student association at the university I dropped out of and went there daily. All it requires to be NEET is to not have a job or any kind of education.

>>7912728
So I take it this is your first visit to /jp/?

>>7912728
They've reached the stage of acceptance, a sign of uncurable advanced NEETism. It can be a good thing from your perspective if you let it.

>>7912723
My weakest moments are when I'm surrounded by people. Being around others and having antisocial personality disorder is suffering.

>>7912723
You normalfags are pretty damn stupid. What part of NEETs--true NEETs that aren't extroverted /r9k/ faggots and closet normalfags--are unaffected by SO RONERY :(((( shit do you not understand?

>>7912351
And how are you sure of that?

>>7912642
That's because the image is generic as fuck. It's the first result when you search Welcome to the NHK, ffs.

>>7912743
>are unaffected by SO RONERY :(((( shit do you not understand?

Which is why /jp/ gets a RONERY thread once every week, at least.

/jp/ is not, and was never, receptive to /a/-level "WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HOLD A WOMAN IN YOUR ARMS SO RONERY ;_;" threads. We are not closet normalfags that secretly long to be accepted by sluts, fratfaggots and pseudo-intellectual college scum. We are NEETs that have chosen our path of parasitism of our own accord and have no need for 3d people beyond how much we can use and steal from them. If you don't understand this, then you don't belong here and need to go back to /a/, /b/, /v/, /soc/ or whatever terrible board spawned you.

>>7912743
What we do understand is that the claim that every last person in /jp/ has schizoid personality disorder, detests talking with people in real life, and is always content all the time, is a retarded claim.

>>7912751
I think you must be browsing /a/ without knowing it.

>>7912756
/a/ gets one literally every night, so I do know I'm on /jp/.

>>7912754
That's no tthe point. The point is, /jp/ is not the place to talk about your personal life.

>>7912751
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=ronery

Archive proves you wrong. The few threads that have appeared here in the last couple of months were all made by /a/ and /soc/ kids who were scared off by the actual userbase.

>>7912751
When did that happen?
Please don't point to troll threads.

>You do not belong on /jp/ if you like 3DPD. You may not like both 3D and 2D, only 2D is allowed.

what is 3DPD?

Not a resident /jp/er, I just like to play touhou.

>>7912772

3D pig disgusting

>>7912767
Well, no fucking shit. But "/jp/ is not your fucking blog" and "none of the shut-ins here never get anything even close to lonely, ever" are different things.

>>7912768
>Archive proves you wrong.
No, no, it doesn't. Nobody even mentioned anything close to roneriness in the thread, least of all the OP, until the /jp/ police came in and started throwing the word everywhere.

>>7912767
Which includes bragging about your NEET life.

>- Openly not NEET

What's wrong with not being a NEET? You can read touhou doujins, fap to touhou, and still have a job/education/career,

>>7912754
From what shitty board did you come? If you don't detest talking with other people and aren't content being by yourself, you don't belong on /jp/. Fuck off to /a/ if you want to talk about how you're so sugoi at hiding your power level from your facebook friends or how you fucked a madoka cosplayer at the recent con.

Looks like it's time for another metathread.

>>7912779
If you didn't come from /a/ three years ago you need to get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>7912779

>how you're so sugoi at hiding your power level from FB friends

lol

>>7912775
Again, it doesn't matter. Some do and you have to respect them by not talking about it. Just because you happen to lead a normal life doesn't mean you have to project it to everyone's face.

>>7912744
>And how are you sure of that?

>I originally posted this on /soc/
>I have two cats, Pocket and Naruto. They are all the company I need.
>I did not realize this subject would strike a nerve with the population of /jp/
>>JELLY AS FUCK
>Seriously, it's like a badge now?
>This is what normalfags actually believe.
>I guess that living in crushing loneliness every single day of your existence means that you won life.
>You can fool yourselves all you want. In the end, it'll come to bite you in your weakest moments.
>what is this /r9k/ beta shit?
>/jp/ - NEET is legion
>It's still one of the few alright boards at sometimes left.
>They've reached the stage of acceptance, a sign of uncurable advanced NEETism. It can be a good thing from your perspective if you let it.
>You normalfags are pretty damn stupid.
>what is 3DPD?
>If you don't detest talking with other people and aren't content being by yourself, you don't belong on /jp/.

>>7912776
To be fair then, it should also include bragging about your non-NEET life. Wouldn't you say?

>>7912779
>You don't belong on /jp/.
Sorry for revealing the board's dirty little secret, Anonymous.

Did you know that most /jp/ers don't even shit on the floor?

>>7912787
Yes, can we please stop this thread?

>>7912777
Normalfags are shitposters that feel the need to try and justify their hobbies and assert that they're "not like those losers" in every thread. Their constant facebook-esque dickwaving is both annoying and off-topic, which is why saying you have a job or more education than a GED should be grounds for a ban on /jp/.

>>7912785
What I see is a OP visiting from /ck/ who uses 4chan memes because he doesn't realize that /jp/ hates them, and some autistic person spamming up his thread, and then one of /jp/'s run of the mill retarded metadiscussions. What do you see?

>>7912791
I see people from /a/ and /v/ who know that you need to do something more elaborate than "enjoy ur nukes" to troll /jp/ effectively.

I'm a secret Hikkikomori NEET.

I listen to regular popular dance tunes at work with colleagues, go to parties every end of the month, but I NEVER tell them about my NEETness, even on FB.

I secretly fap to alice every Friday night when my girlfriend goes to her hometown, and I'm working on PCB hard mode on my off days. Shit's hard as fuck, I can't go to Yuyuko without continuing.

>>7912790
The fact that you are not saging this fucking turd of a thread is proof enough that you don't actually belong on /jp/.

Thread reaching high levels of autismal autism.

Warning Code Orange.

>>7912784
Sorry, I misinterpreted you. I thought you were responding to a different post and were claiming that this was one of the ronery threads, not that /jp/ didn't have actual ronery threads on a regular basis.

>>7912342

This is a hostile sage post.

why dont you guys post
a video of how you fucked another male jper
who you want to be as a girl
how are you going to get implants
and probabily a vag

instead i find this

>WHAT THE FUCK

>>7912799
This is hilarious.

>>7912792
All "trolling" of /jp/ is an inside job, Anonymous. You should know this by now my friend.

Why do all of you faggots idolize losers?

It's like being back in high school, except that here, it's not the car you drive or how many times you've gotten laid; it's the number of times you've hotglued your figs and shit on the floor.

It's in a slightly different way, but you're as bad as /r9k/.

>>7912799

I go to the movies alone every Friday (lots of movies open on Friday).

I pre-buy 3 seats (being a richfag NEET) in the middle of the theatre in the morning, and I sit by myself with 2 seats open beside me.

shit's comfortable as fuck

>>7912792
The vast majority of shitposting comes from within /jp/ these days.

If OP really started his thread, and spammed his own thread, and then started the metadiscussion seven hours later, he would have to be even more autistic than the guy who made the lawsuit comment and replied to himself with fifteen reaction images.

The OP didn't even say anything inflammatory unless you're a retard who gets his shit worked up over irrelevant things.

>>7912815

You are now aware that there are 4 people currently in this thread.

- you
- another guy who's arguing with you about /jp/
- a retard from /a/
- the guy who made the lawsuit comment

>>7912706
I honestly think they're jealous. Most of them seem to have really shitty lives, they often admit it themselves, that they just come to 4chan to relax after a hard day at work/school. So it really pisses them off when they see someone living a privileged life not having to put up with all the shit they do. And instead of thinking "oh, good for them", they get angry, and try to think of reasons why people can't be happy without putting up with the same shit they do, and why they're superior to those people.

>You can't be happy without pursuing career-related ambitions, anyone who claims they can are failures in denial
>You can't be happy without a girlfriend, anyone who claims they can just can't get one and is in denial about it
>You can't be happy without going partying every weekend, anyone who claims they can just doesn't have any friends to go partying with and is in denial

I blame Freud for inventing the "you're just in denial" argument.

>>7912811
The fuck are you even talking about?

>>7912815
>>7912810
Uh huh, whatever you say. Meanwhile as I browse /v/, I see some asshole posting ">>>/jp/" in every single ronery thread.

best thread on /jp/

>>7912811
Good now leave the board you inferior normalfag. No one wants you here.

>>7912820
In order to be a troll thread, it has to be started by a troll for the purpose of trolling, or so thoroughly hijacked by an irrelevant tangent that it has nothing to do with anything anymore. Just because people are arguing about stupid shit and spamming it doesn't make it a troll thread.

>>7912822
I think in reality it's the exact opposite of in denial, it's true acceptance. The NEET thing that is.

>>7912822
Well, Freud's been proven wrong.

Now, if someone can teach that to the normals, we'll all be pretty swell.

>>7912822

>I honestly think they're jealous
>jealous of being a hermit


This thread is retarded. Here are the corn kernels of truth about /jp/:

- 1-5% of /jp/ regulars are actual NEETs
- 10% of that group is hikkikomori
- the rest of /jp/ have regular lives-- jobs, girlfriends, and other shit
- people come here because they like to talk about touhou, VN, and other Japanese 'otaku' related things
- 3DPD is a JOKE, calling people who make ronrery ;_; threads "normalfags" is a /jp/ MEME

Get that straight you shitposters.

>>7912829
>Meanwhile as I browse /v/

>>>/v/

Fuck off normalfag.

>>7912829
He's trying to keep his board clean by redirecting retarded shit to another board.

I'm surprised you don't understand, being from /jp/.

op your potential is high
but you are not funny someone start posting tanashit

>>7912837
This is what newfriends actually believe.

>>7912841
You can be that someone, Anonymous.

I believe in you.

>>7912839
>>7912840
I'm responding to the shitposters within this thread, aren't I?

>>7912845

This is what a /jp/ shit poster looks like.

>>7912837
Source please, sounds like you made it all up from personal experience/AMAZING INTUITION

This is a hilarious thread. OP has hit a goldmine.

Protip: Otaku's aren't necessarily hikkikomori, or even NEET.

Otacon from MGS is an otaku, and he's a science professional.

>>7912847
no you believe that i believe in you

>>7912848
Well, yes, but I don't see why you think the /v/ person is redirecting ronery threads to /jp/ just because he wants to troll us.

>>7912837
Amazing shitposting, friend.

Only took you what, the entirety of the thread?

>>7912852
>>7912845
>>7912857
Trolled out of the atmosphere, and beyond.

>>7912837
You got it backwards.

I've been trying to lead a mostly normal life recently and I'm jealous of the other NEETs and hikkis here. This is why I'm ashamed to even reveal things about my life (except on shitty threads like this one) on /jp/. I know I will be mocked, in fact I would mock myself too if I did that.

>>7912854
Thanks for the enlightening post, friend.

>>7912837
I enjoy reading this post because I want to see what kind of people are going to respond every time.

>>7912837

>>7912837
This person here is a good example of what I was talking about in >>7912790. Because he is insecure about having interests similar to the people on whom his "friends" look down, he desperately tries to legitimize his behavior by arguing that he's normal and not a loser. True /jp/ NEETs, on the other hand, enjoy what they enjoy and don't give a shit about what other people think of their hobbies. That's why we're superior.

>>7912860
Personally I do not judge someone who is on the way to enlightenment, even if the road is still long for them.

But I can't say that for other people here, so remain vigilant.

>>7912864
I always respond (and as rationally as I can in fact) to those obvious trollposts out of fear that someone might take them seriously.

>>7912859
>>7912864

I'm not even trolling. See, I'm not going to sage my post because what I have to say is relevant.

If you honestly think /jp/ is completely inhabited by hikkikomori individuals, you're probably in that 5% minority of this board.

I know I come here because I like to talk about touhou and joke around about having "waifus lol."

>>7912864
I responded to him and I actually don't even fall under the hikki label at all, I'm even still in high school, hope that answers your quest for knowledge

>>7912870

>still in high school

You're a normalfag AND underage?

>>7912855
Let's just pretend this never happened:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/21582/what-s-your-favorite-chan-website-besides-newt-gingrich-mine-is
-bun-http-bunbunmaru-com-wakaba-gene

>>7912869
>Relavant
Is this thread, or your post, about Japan? then no, none of this is relavant. But, it's fun to read.

>>7912860
Who DOESN'T want to have unlimited free time and do whatever they want? Personally I'd like to have one or two good friends and then stay at home all day everyday until I die. But for that you need money and I'm not a richfag inheritancefag and therefore I need a job. I'd love to be a NEET + hikki (with the exeception of having friends).

>>7912869
95% hikikomori is pretty obviously non-true, but ninety-five normal is equally stupid in the other direction.

>>7912873
Is there a particular post in there that I'm supposed to be paying attention to?

>>7912872
Well I'm not sure about normalfag, but I have a normal life and underage, yes.

I enjoy VN's that's basically it. I don't post at all though, I think this is my first couple of times, sorry for defiling your board by viewing it I guess, just letting you know.

>>7912869
>I'm not even trolling.
Thats grounds for definite trolling fyi. Don't even mention that.
>I'm not going to sage my post
No.
>you're probably in that 5% minority of this board.
Of course this board isn't hikki majority but it certainly isn't normal people with girlfriends either
>joke around about having "waifus lol."
Why stick for the intermediary, go straight to /a/. Seriously.

>>7912869
please read
>>7912784

and shut the fuck up.

The worst thing about those shitstorms is that there aren't any pictures and they take too long to reach bump limit.

>>7912879

Okay then, lets have a show of hands.


How many people in this thread legitimately falls into the NEET category? If you're a NEET:

- you cannot have college credits
- you don't have a job
- you're not aspiring for a job
- you live on inheritance or welfare, or with living parents

>>7912879
>ninety-five normal is equally stupid in the other direction.
You're confusing the numbers. /jp/ is 5% hikkikomori and 95% trolls pretending to be hikkokomori.

>>7912883
You're first time posting and you're already doing such a horrible job. Kill yourself.

at least denpa directly harms you with only one movement
this faggot just proves what been already proved
that jp is thraumatized

/jp/ is where the true NEETs and the highest of the mentally ill reside. Most NEETs of /jp/ have more 2d waifus than 10+ average normalfags combined. In addition a lot of NEETs can read eroge without waiting for subs like you fucking faggot babbys. Generally, normalfags look to each other for approval, whereas NEETs look inward instead of relying on a hivemind mentality. Also normalfags have no OC besides shitty image macro memes that get old within a week; NEETs translate VNs, games, and have doujin translation teams that regularly post their progress. The truth is, us NEETs know your own boards' subject far, far better than you do; fucking dream on if you think you're superior to us in any way.

We sneer at you fucking wage slaves: your superficiality, your conformism, your greed for trinkets and similarly worthless material possessions, your quasi-/b/ mentality, and everything else that makes every other board suck fucking balls. NEETs are better users than normals could ever dream to be, because most of you faggots are, in our eyes, eternal shitposters, aka there is nothing you could ever say or do to bring yourself up to our level, because you aren't unemployed, uneducated, and socially retarded. You're Myspace, you're Twitter, you're Facebook trash. Stay away, we don't want you in /jp/. Not now; not ever. Go on and continue existing in your own world of shit thinking that you're any good, while the Master Race quietly resides separated from you mongoloids.

>>7912883
Just do us a favor and don't post at all anymore. Then we can all go on our merry way instead of attracting more trolls to the fray.

>>7912868
Yeah, full disclosure, I got in a long and retarded argument with the person (probably the same person) a few months back.

Now I just sit back and watch.

>>7912894

>wage slaves
>trinkets

Okay this is plain retarded. Where did you get your computer from? What clothes are you wearing? Who draws the VN?

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>>7912891
By show of hands, 95% of /jp/ posters loves anime screencaps everywhere and wishes more would be posted every day.

>>7912909

>aka normalfags

∵∴I∴∵∴a∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴b∵∴e∴∵∴∵∵∴s∵∴∵∴ai th∵t∵∴∵∴tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴r∵∴∵∴i∵∴∵∴s co∴∵∴po∴∵∴∵∴∵∴s∵∴d∵∴∵∴∵∴∵o∵∴∵∴t∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴oll∵∴in∴∵∴k∵∴n∵∴∵∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴of∵∴∵∴ ∵∴hn∵∴g∴∵∴∵∴∵

A∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴eg∵∴era∵∴∵∴ng

∵∴∵∴feel∴∵a∵∴∵∴i∵∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴

∵ym∵∴∵∴ol∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴t∴∵∴f∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴m∵∴tal f∴∵∴er∵∴a∴∵∴d∵∴∵∴∵∴∵aw∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

m∵∴∵∴kd∴s∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴se∵∴aci∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

Th∵∴∵∴∵∴e∴∵∴is∵∴∵∴an∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

w∵∴∵∴rl∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴a∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴an∴∵∴t∵∴ersp∵∴∵∴∵



∴∵∴i∵ri∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∴∵∴n∵∴∵∴∵∴t∵∴∵∴∵∴In∵∴∵∴t∴∵∴a∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴it∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ch∵∴∵∴∵∴ngi∵∴∵∴ng ∴∵∴t∵∴∵ewhol∵∴∵∴∵∴e∵∴wo∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ld∵∴∵∴ ∵∴fo∵∴∵∴∵∴mv∵∴We∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ca∵∴∵∴alw∵∴∵∴as se∵∴∵∴tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴s n∵∴∵∴ve∵∴∵sca∵∴∵∴∵∴re∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

I see that people are talking about me.

>>7912904
From you and other stupid people obviously. For that you have my thanks. But you can go fuck yourself for everything else.

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>7912896
Haha, I'm not trying to impress anyone here, I'm just letting you know a part of your demographic, which you should want to know regardless of result. Whether you like it or not I will be observing all of your (you're) interactions, I don't post because I'm not exactly part of the community but I enjoy the occasional thread.

>>7912902
Don't worry,I don't post I just observe, posting ruins the sanctity of my observations

I know it sounds like I'm being pseudo-intellectual, I probably am, but I just observe.

>>7912918

I dislike Kaguya hikkikomori doujins.

>>7912921

Even hermits know they have to rely on society to live like they do.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

♪I'm so happy because today I've found my tanasinn
♫They're in my head♫
♫I'm so ugly, but that's okay, cause so are you
We've broken our mirrors♪
♫Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
♫Light my candles in a daze
Cause I've found tanasinn, hey, hey, hey~♪

♫I like tanasinn♪
♪I miss tanasinn♫
♫I love tanasinn♪
♪I kill tanasinn ∵

>>7912937
Actually mountain hermits don't. Sand people might have to rely on the caravan though.

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

THEY'R DOING THIS THEMSELVES
I WASN'T ABLE TO POST UNTIL MY KOPIPE GOT SPOILED

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>>7912946
WRONG

Only the weak sand niggers have to use the caravan. Most of them can take care of themselves using the smaller oasises that are not plotted on modern maps. Obviously you wouldn't know.

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD IT'S SHIT, RIGHT?
IT'S SHIT
ALSO
WELCOME TO /jp/
EVERY NORMAL WILL BE SHUNNED
NO EXCEPTION

>>7912947

LOL just stop posting like a Japanese person, you're embarrassing yourself.

Just get a regular tin box, or better yet, use a paper bag.

Anyways, >>7912956, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>7912956, should just stick with today's special.

>>7912956

super facepalm

>>7912894
I just want to say that this is fucking glorious copypasta variation.

>>7912952

Nobody fucking lives in the desert as a hermit you dumbfuck.

>>7912952
No you're wrong, even with a personal FUCKING oasis you can not live in the Sahara desert. Here's an idea, why don't you go live there for a week?

One day, Mokou was out shopping with the neet. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While Mokou was doing her business, the neet stuck her head under the stall divider.

"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"

"Kaguya, you can't do that!" Mokou screamed. "Get out!"

Mokou started kicking the neet in the face, but the neet braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. The neet carefully squirmed her arm under Mokou's leg and began to finger her. This caused Mokou's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking Mokou up by her underarms, the neet carried her around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When Mokou was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee--deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, she offered no resistance as the neet shoved her head underwater and drowned Mokou in her own piss. The neet whipped out her cell phone and called Cirno, informing the fairy of a whole new lake that just formed that she can play in.

FIN

imagine the endless darkness,the void that cannot be filled... it engulfies you.
it's cold∵∴ your consciousness is dizzying, nothingness fills your mind.

you dream of water.
water.∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵
drinking water is essential to humans∵∴ and other lifeforms...(?)∵∴
water drop∵drop∴drop∵drop∴drop∵drop∴drop∵∴∵∵
∵∴∵∴y∵ou wak∵∴e up?∵
The world.
The world where the sun never rises.
A planet with no oxygen.
The earth with no oceans or trees.

joy, sadness, despair, happiness
matter nothing...
i wake up.
nothingness
there is nothing
I play the piano.∵∵∵am∴∵∴I∵?∵∵∵∴∵∴∵
no--
i'm not the one playing the piano -- someone playes it.
i do not control body... is this my body?∵∴∵∵
∵∵∴∵∵i play a melody∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵
surrounded by people(?)∴∵∵∴∵
∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵
i play the melody∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵
∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴

∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴
people(?) seem to know this melody, but i do not
i am the one playing this melody. it seems nostalgic, but i don't know neither the name nor the notes.∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵
i(?) just play it∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴
∵∵∴∵
∵
my body starts to hurt∵∴∵i∵t∵∴∵∵h∵urts∵?∵∵∵∴∵∴∵∴w∵∴hy∵∵∴a∵∵∴re you∵hu∴rti∵∴ng∵me?

my eyes are blurry
my throat is dry
my head is dizzy
my vision is blurred
...
my conscience returns to me like lightning from heaven∵∵∴
in the instant-----
--i recognize this body
--i recognize this view
--i recognize this melody
--i recognize this people
∵∴∵∴i was tanasinn∵∴∵∴

>>7912968
Actually I did. Granted I had a guide for the first week but I did relatively ok for the rest of the month. Being an archaelogist is god tier.

>>7912980

>comparing the lifestyle of a first world professional to a hermit

>in a desert

>Kopipe

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>doing anything for the society
enjoy being babylon's slaves

SH*T THE F*CK UP NEWF*G WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOU TTRU JP CULTRUE THOSE WERE THE GOOD OL DAYS WITH EPIC THREADS IN ALL 15 PAGES AND JAPANESE BIRD COOKING SPAGGHETTI OH GOD I THINK IM HAVING A NOSTALGIA OVERDOSE JP IS SO SHITTY NOWADAYS AND NONE OF THE OLD TRIPFAGS ARE HERE ANYMORE EXPECT FOR ALMOST ALL OF THEM AND ALL THREADAS ARE SHIT I KNOW BECAUSE PEOPLE SAID SO IN METATHREADS JP IS SHIT IM LEAING FOREVER GODBYE ;___:

Tsumugi noticed Mio's open mouth, incapable of speaking. "Don't worry Mio," she said, slipping her cock into a quivering Mio. "You're scared now, but you'll enjoy it."

"No," Mio hissed back. "I'll never forgive you for this."

"Oh but you will." Mugi whispered. "For you see, OnLive is launching the world’s highest performance Games On Demand service, instantly delivering the latest high-end titles over home broadband Internet to the TV and entry-level PCs and Macs.

Founded by noted technology entrepreneur Steve Perlman (WebTV, QuickTime) and incubated within the Rearden media and technology incubator, OnLive spent seven years in stealth development before officially unveiling in March 2009.

OnLive, together with its Mova subsidiary, lies directly at the nexus of several key trends, all of which are reshaping the way we think about and use digital media:

* The shift to cloud computing, displacing the limitations, cost and complexity of local computing;
* An explosion of consumer broadband connectivity, bringing fast bandwidth to the home;
* Unprecedented innovation, creativity and expansion within the video game market.

Pioneering the delivery of rich interactive media to the home, OnLive will change the way that entertainment applications are created, delivered and consumed.

OnLive, the future of videogames."

>>7912968
>>7912973
Pretty much all the early Christian hermits lived in the desert.

denpa did this already its boring
what happened to the tanashit

>>7912988
Nigga. I didn't eat shit for three days and drank my own piss. I'm tougher than les shroud. Don't compare yourself to me you worthless NEET

>>7912981
Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

The copypasta has made this thread enjoyable.

>>7912990

They weren't hermits, and they weren't real.

I'm sorry, but has Saten even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that’s right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of school. In fact, it’s only mandatory school for level upper users. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this thread when the anime is already finished and we know for certain she is pure? Saten is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in ToAru? Saten has to go up against one of the sluttiest espers in Academy City who just happened to have a lead because she was praying on Touma's power. But you know what? Biribiri is still a whore. Saten is the best heroine in all of Raildex, she has the best design. Saten almost won Saimoe, she would have done it if it wasn't for her tragedy with that scientist's level upper throwing her for a mental loop. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded threads like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Saten is proven a better waifu than any other in ToAru. Misaka tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Saten threads because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like a heroine because they’re canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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../∵∴∵∴∵∴＼　　Those poor people are drowning
/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|　　in quicksand made of stupid.
|∵∵／　　 ○　＼|　　　　We have to ma∴ke∵
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Today was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tomoka. She is really fucking hot and looks like a preschooler. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Mokkan called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

this thread was reported thousand times obviously
they'r doing it themselves

>>7912995
Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!

>>7913001
Oh dear fucking lord

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100 guys in a store with 100 products.
70 guys got one of the 20 most selled products
but the amount of times the other products were sold togheter were higher 50%

100 guys in a store with 100 products.
95 guys got one of the 5 most selled products
but the amount of times the other products were sold togheter were higher smaller than 20%%

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Lenin-san and I absolutely luuuv ☭_____☭ socialism <3 and my fav is october revolution!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot comrade trotsky!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN REVOLUTIONARY IN PERSON!!! Supa communism desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I walked onto Red Square =^____^=I looked up and saw…TROTSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333!!!! “доброе утро OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA SOCIALIST TROTSKY-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled `____´ then he turned menshevik then un-menshevik!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how marxist I am *___* he grabbed my working class and rallied them ~_^ then pulled me behind a soviet o_o and started to propagandize me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS PROPAGANDA TASTED LIKE PROLETARIAT!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bureaucrat watching us and I could tell he was reforming him with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA STALIN THAT’S MY COMRADE WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MAO CAUSE TROTSKY-SAMA STRUGGLES WITH ME!!! (o_o)” then trotsky held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever fight for the working class and propagandized me again!!!!!!! ** (☭O☭)/ then we got censored out by government officials all night long and inspired 42 theorists and they all became revolutionaries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YPAAAAA!!!*^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

thx op she hot in porn 10/10 i cum bucket, then i cum another bucket, then another. soon i have filled all of the buckets i own and i frantically rummage through closets and cupboards, my penis wracked with jizz-spasms, hoping to find a suitable container for my semen. the horror! bowls, cups, plates, and milk crates, all drenched in stinking cock goop. priceless victorian china forever defiled. my dick is a veritable fuck fountain. the cum, the cum, the cum, gushing and flowing from the head of my gay dong, a deluge of dude slime, a jism cataclysm. Cum Death. as a splooge tendril trickles down the side of a garbage can, i realize that i have filled every suitable receptacle with my skeet. there is nowhere for my jizz to go. unless... unless... yes it seems outlandish but... yes! fists shaking i grab a knife in one hand and my spurty weiner in another. i slice open my stomach and stuff my schlong inside. the semen pours into my abdominal cavity and courses through my bloodstream. it is invigorating. my body is growing heavy now and my mind clouded with cum delirium. i sink into the floor. i am no longer a man. i am a Cum Vessel.

>>7913007
Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

I played diablo for like 12 hours straight on my couch, slowly sliding into a position that was almost parallel with the floor. At some point I realized my head was the only part of me still on the couch, and I decided that was a retarded way to sit, but by that point I couldn't move. I fell over and dropped my laptop. My back was spasming so bad I almost pissed myself. In a vain attempt to alleviate the pain I crawled into the shower and turned on blasting hot water. That was no help, but it did soak my tshirt. After 15 minutes of crying on the bathroom floor wearing a soaked and freezing tshirt I found a pair of scissors in a droor and cut the shirt off. I passed out from pain in a bunch of dirty towels and q-tips. Never felt anything like that, not before and not after. Awful.

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

People who use Head and shoulders are mentally challenged and should seek more education and information immediately.

Protip: The next time you see a H&S thread, look at the posts.
Most of the posters have blatant misspellings in their posts. Capitalization and punctuation is forgotten, and Youtube-style idiocy is emphasized.

This exemplifies the low intelligence level of Head and Shoulders users. It isn't without reason either.

H&S is simply a Shampoo that was overly advertised and glorified, a shampoo that should've appealed to anyone with the slightest fashion sense. However, most people have seen this strategy in the forms of makup, lipstick, hairbrushes, or some other product.
The advertising, glorification, and blatant lying has been done many many times, and the single defeat of an over-dramatized "powerful" problem should no longer sell to the intellectual in at all.

However, Head&shits target audience consists of 13 year old boys who have never experienced forms of higher products or shampoo. If one were to use H&S without having experienced products with a promise, they would use H&S as the base value for the genre. However, if one were more educated on the aspects of shampoos, one would regard H&S as a poor attempt to appeal to their audiences.

Once the false promises and advertising of Head&shit are removed, the remaining dregs are a poor shampoo and a big promise. Essentially, this is what H&S is to the educated and informed. A dull product which has no appeal whatsoever. However, to the uneducated, H&S represents a new flavor of shampoo they have just experienced.

Although one can regard a new type of shampoo as wonderful, I would advise one to pursue more subjects of that product type. There is no point fawning over a single shampoo that was released ages ago. I would suggest that, instead of creating another H&S thread, you should go try some more shampoo. Or, better yet, you can always go read a book.

>>7913014
Nigga, my gun go off!!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

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The names Constantias and your a bunch of little virgin fucks. I am a part-time underwear model who earns $80000 a year. I have modelled for Calvin Klein, Versace and Prada to name a few elite brands. What have you modelled for you bunch of small PENISed wimps? What do I do in my spare time you may ask? I am also a part-time "Player" meaning I womanize girls and have awesome sex with their 2% body fat bodies and 34DD tits all night in my highrise New York City apartment. I have rock hard pecs and chiesled abs which I love more than my parents. What do you have besides a fat gut and man boobs you sorry fucks. I get into New York City's finest clubs as a VIP(jealous bitches?) and hook up with numerous bitches, I never leave the club without a blonde-haired, tanned beautiful exotic woman under my muscular arm, the same type of girls you faggots have wet dreams about you dickheads. I bet you losers ideas of a night out is watching porn all night and masturbating over Victoria's Secret models, they are the types of girls I give pearl necklaces (thats right, i love dropping loads on big tits). Jealous, cunt?
My parents have an excellent marriage and are very wealthy, they bought me my first solarium when I was 14, unlike you sorry fucks who's parents probally divorced when you were young and lived in trailer parks, what a bunch of worthless crap you guys turned out to be.
Mock my carrot coloured skin, my clothes or my puckered lips pose and I will drop you, with my perfect body and a black belt in Karate, I will gladly hand each of you a piece of Constantias.
I get discounts at high end resturants and get 15% off all drinks at nightclubs except for cocktails.
Be jealous you pansies.

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtlsan'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

I hope you guys have learned something today. You should never seriously reply to a "I want to be a hikki" thread, not even if the thread subject has shifted, because, even if it has good intentions, it will always devolve into a shitstorm despite your best efforts!

>Now we know!

And knowing is half the battle!

GEE EYE JOOOOOE

I can see from your post that you are exceedingly gay. You must be posting from a gradient pink-violet bedroom with frills and dolls every fucking where. You're asking for a Samurai VN because of your insecurity about cock sucking, wondering if the Samurai-tachi that you look up to are bound by their cock of honor to clean the swords of their masters when they're not fencing furiously with one another.

Your vision of a perfect Samurai VN would be of the duel to the death between Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojiro.

Like the fiction, Kojiro is angered by Musashi when he arrives 3 hours late of their date on the deserted island off Japan. He is not butthurt because of the length of time he spent waiting, but at Musashi's impotency, to which he needed 3 hours worth of wait for a boner after a jug of ancient Japanese wasabi viagra. Kojiro's anus is loose and sore from him playing with himself while waiting for that bastard Musashi, and his boner long gone from the cold breeze of the autumn.

Musashi, however, has anticipated this, and carved a bigger version of his own cock from one of his oars. So, what about the other one? It was carved into Kojiro's cock before he even begin the journey for his own ass to man the boat while he massages his rusty sword with his feets, and carving the second oar with his free hands. Such is the life of an honor-bound Samurai of the old days.

>>7913032
>>7913014
>>7913007
>>7913014
You try way too hard to fit in. Sorry, but your epic 50 Cent meme will never take off.

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegicc
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

BUMPING so everybody on /jp/ can see how to make popular threads

>>7913038
lol are you retarded dude

>>7913060

BUMP we need more threads like this on /jp/

>>7913046

BUMPING EPIC THRAD

>>7913038
>Memes
>Thinks this isn't my hood
>Thinks i'm doing this for creed/attention
>Not for public service

Nigga, my gun go off!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>>7913066

SUPA BUMP

>>7913038
You try way too hard to fit in.

>>7913061
>Mixed my shit up

Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was shmack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

>>7913072

SAGE BUMPING

How to explain tanasinn? I wrote this little essay on it a while ago:

should it live?
should it die?
that is not a problem at all.

life, death, tanasinn

tanasinn=occult,cult,fascism,death,life,relision・・・,or・・・?

tanasinn operates the whole world.
tanasinn is the soul of the universe.
tanasinn is the bottom of your heart.
tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism.
tanasinn is inherent in every self.
tanasinn is inherent in every structure.
tanasinn is inherent in every system.
tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse.

tanasinn vacumeir alles
tanasinn plays with all elements

The Messenger of fear
The Child of darkness and confusion
The King of infinite decomposition
The Khaos

tanasinn

tanasinn absodivides the WORLD

Words cannot explain tanasinn. More accurate:
Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.

full-length mirror Evening glow Wave of those passing
Disappear wholly. Roadside tree murmured in the heart Swing
with a child which tries to be the first Scene
It falls to why or cardiac bolting Slope two persons
fall with you and it falls
-- the setting sun -- Without it rises again a new tanasinn
-- shining -- eternal -- Eternal

happiness?

I like how quality threads always last on /jp/

tanasinn is very important to me. I am a big advocate of the feeling and feeling. I have studied tanasinn for about 6-7 years and am a proud member of the tanasinn-nnisanat Society of tanasinnvania. During my college program semester at tanasinn World, I passed the tanasinn Company's language assessment test, and received a language pin under my tanasinn to indicate that I was responsible and could assist tanasinn guests should they have any inquiries. I study hard every day in order to gain some insight on the lananguage and culture. I have dreams to become either a tanasinn language interpreter for business conferences (the person with headphones and microphone that sits in the little glass booth and simultaneously translates what the person is saying), 今∴山●∵ﾐひど(･)tanasinnっ●∵す
(･)∵∴∵∵されく●ぁwせｄじこｌｐ；：「たり∵(･)∴●∵わ∵くぁ●wた


り
け(･)∵どtanasinn(･)∵∴∵●わヽ!∵∴∵ﾐ●ﾘﾉ!/ﾘま(･)ん、
∴人<・>女､●ぃの∵(･)∴∵(･)で●す、∵∴(･)∵∵/ﾘ●らがtanasin
nｆｔｇｙふじで●｡
でも●そ∵∴な(･)人メ●　∵∴tanasinnが定(･(･))しす
∵の名∵(･)これ●か | '`-イ∴(･)のイ●け<・>て●くメ∵(･)∵くぁ(･)wせ●ｄｒｆｔｇｙふじ


●こｌｐ；：「
でイ∵(･)●が変(･)どtanasinn∵(･)∴なこ　∵∴(･)
●の∴∵底<・>ｄi●i;|;_ﾞιｆ的∵●ぬ(･)tanasinn∵
こ∵まtanasinnばく(･)ぁw；：「い●∵∴(･)∵∵たてtanasinnし●(･)/ﾘらす
∵●∵(･)∴助●け●∵て∵(･)∵●し●∵
世∵のtanasinnの∵(･)∴れtanasinn<・>ら●を(･)tanasinnし∵∴●い∴(･)

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha holllows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

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good job folks, thread is now in autosage

>>7913110

>>7913116

>bumping threads in /jp/

Please stop cluttering up the front page with this shit.

Sincerely,

/jp/

denpa made you do this

How hard is it to get free government money? I don't want to work. Right now, I leech off of my parents, but I know that can't last forever.

>>7913237
Far simpler than you may suspect.

>>7913237

Why would we tell you? Leaves less money for us.

>>7913237

we need to make a new hikkikomori thread, this one is just too cancerous

>>7913246
All I need is food money and enough to pay the bills. The computer is my life.

>>7913263
Foodstamps are a hell of a lot harder to get than autism money.

>>7913265
USUDA

asspukelypse