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7905307 No.7905307 [Reply] [Original]

Look at this thread from /adv/

>>/adv/7877462

How does this make you feel? An otaku law graduate is going to break up with his WHITE girlfriend to waifu a touhou.

I seriously hope the rest of /jp/ isn't as messed up as this.

>> No.7905310

WHITE

>> No.7905311
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7905311

Is the barrel turnin'?

>> No.7905314

messed up the OP, how to linked 4chan pages

>>>/adv/7877462

>> No.7905315
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oink oink

>> No.7905316
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7905316

Of course we aren't.

We're not retarded enough to have 3D whore girlfriends in the first place.

>> No.7905321

Hey, guess what? reported

>> No.7905318

>/adv/

No thanks bro. Worst board on 4chan.

>> No.7905319
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Just thinking of it is giving me nausea.
Of a real 3d woman, that is.

>> No.7905324

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

>> No.7905325
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7905325

>2011
>Not breaking up with 3DPD sluts for pure 2D goddesses that actually love you and not your bank account.

>> No.7905328

i'm already married to a touhou. infact, tewi is cooking me eggs right at the moment.

>> No.7905334

>>7905324

lol'd

>> No.7905335

Well white people are that disgusting after all.

>> No.7905337 [SPOILER] 
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7905337

My perfect waifu.

Pic related

>> No.7905340

>>7905328

Why is tewi your waifu, she's basically a kid.

>> No.7905344

>>7905340
1300 is pretty old

>> No.7905345

>>7905340

pedo pedo pedo

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7905346

>I never beat Yukari on lunatic

>> No.7905347

>>7905346

Does Yukari even have a "lunatic"? I thought she's just an extra boss.

>> No.7905350

>>7905347
mcbain.jpg

>> No.7905351

>>7905346
Who are you quoting?

>> No.7905353

>>7905351
the /adv/ thread, of course

>> No.7905358

Touhou makes /jp/ feel more human.

>> No.7905360

>It's just a test, when you accept [the white girl whom you're with an having regrets about] as she is she will transform into Marisa.

You now realize that every single person in this thread now needs to find a girlfriend for a chance at eternity in Gensokyo.

>> No.7905364

Ten buck says that faggot is a Filipino.

>> No.7905366

>>7905324
>I surf /jp/ but I'm pretty much the coolest person in the world.
Let me see if I can peg /jp/ with a little more consistency.

You're in college, probably a state college. Some of you are in community college because your parents aren't paying for your school, and you hate it. You fucking hate it, because you know all those 4.0s you're pulling won't mean shit when you transfer to a real college and the classes get harder.

You do passably but not really well in your courses, although you think you'd be near the top of your class if you stopped being so, so lazy. Fuck it, right? You only live once.

You take the bus if driving is infeasible, but if you do drive, you tool around in a used beater. You might say you hate the car, but you keep it clean and reasonably well maintained. You know more about cars than your friends (if you have any) suspect.

>> No.7905367

>>7905364

A BROWN SKIN DEFILING MY TOUHOU?

This cannot be.

>> No.7905370

>>7905364
Ten bucks says that it's just a cool story.

>> No.7905372
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>>7905370
> ZUN !bar

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>>7905314
>alice

>> No.7905377

>>7905375

Anything wrong with Alice? She has an enigmatic personality.

>> No.7905382

>>7905372
That's a nice pic!

>> No.7905416

>anime characters look more asian than white
Last time I checked anime characters had visible eyes, not slits.

>> No.7905422

>>7905416

actually, the facial structure of anime characters look much more asian than white

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>>7905377
>alice

>> No.7905430

Is hating alice a new meme or something?

At least alice is better than a tewi waifu

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>>7905422

Depends on the style, bro.

>> No.7905438

>OP's girlfriend in that thread

>>>>/adv/7878096

>> No.7905453

>>7905438

Could be still worse, I guess. In any case, she actually exists.

>> No.7905457

>>7905453

>could be worse
>3D
>not already rock bottom

>> No.7905461

>>7905430
you must be new here

>> No.7905463
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>>7905461

Alice has a very strong fanbase on /jp/

>> No.7905464

>>7905430
I've been hating on Alice for years personally. Been in my post history since 2008.

>> No.7905465

>>7905464

>I've been hating on Alice personally
>implying that's not your tsundere tactic to woe Alice

>> No.7905466

>>7905463
>>>/v/
>Alice has a very strong fanbase on /jp/
that explains the quality of posts

>> No.7905467

>>7905430

/jp/ is tsundere to Alice

how can you not have figured that out?

>> No.7905469

>>7905466

>recognizing it's from /v/

sup fellow /v/irgin

>> No.7905475

>>7905469
>Implying /jp/ doesn't know who Gabe is.

>> No.7905487

>>7905475
The guy from Penny Arcade?

They've haven't been funny for years. That one guy STILL writes his front page entries as if he's from Middle Earth.

>> No.7905495

>Alice has a very strong fanbase on /jp/
But that's wrong you fucking retard.

She had a fanbase here alright, but that was years ago. Nothing today shows that /jp/ cares about Alice more than Prismrivers.
There's also this tripfag faggot who definitely killed Alice for me. Now I cringe at every pic featuring moe Alice

>> No.7905500

>>7905495
the one in /a/?

>> No.7905512

>>7905325
Hah! Joke's on you, 3D whores! I don't even have a bank account!

>> No.7905514

>>7905500
I thought it was in in /b/?

>> No.7905516

>>7905467

More like /jp/ doesn't really care that much about Alice either way. We don't give a shit about the RPing tripfags, which seems to be what Alice is known for more than anything else on 4chan, sort of like how Cirno is known because of KoG and Chen's known because of Anonymous-san and bkub.

Alice, the touhou herself, is only rarely talked about here. She isn't really that special besides having a really good theme song and being one of the few PC-98 chars who survived to appear in Windows games... neither of which are things she's known for around 4chan. I'd say Alice isn't even in /jp/'s top 10 overall. Maybe not even top 20. Very few Touhous are universally liked here though; only a few tend to not get flak such as Okuu, Remilia and Satori.

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>>7905516
>remilia
>universally liked
same for okuu

>> No.7905644

>>7905495

what moe alice pic?

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