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7904088 No.7904088 [Reply] [Original]

Has /jp/ ever been able to calculate exactly how much semen Sanae's uterus can hold?

>> No.7904094

It can hold an unlimited amount for all practical intents and purposes.

>> No.7904095

who knows? all the touhou girls are pure virgins forever

>> No.7904097

We ran out of men before finding out.

>> No.7904120
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Vulnerable Sanae is so much hotter then sluttly Sanae

>> No.7904121
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Sanae is a pure maiden

suck my cock dude

>> No.7904127

>>7904120
It's true. And i don't even like rape.

>> No.7904141
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>>7904121

Time to post some innocent Sanae.

Worst that could happen is haters posting fappable porn.

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>>7904141
Why don't we just post everything?

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>>7904143

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ERECTIONS

>> No.7904163

Pretty Little Sanae Chan Yeah Yeah

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Now this is more like it.

>> No.7904183
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>> No.7904191
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why is this so cute

>> No.7904194
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Sanae's uterus is a faith generator; it collects the stinky semen from the thousands of penises constantly poking on it and converts the cum into faith energy.

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>>7904194

That seems thermodynamically and theologically dubious.

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Those eyes, man...

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>>7904204
why not. Just look at that excited man crowd.

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>>7904205
I love that game. So catchy, devious, and cute.

>> No.7904224
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pouty sanae

>> No.7904232
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>>7904204

In a universe where Cirno projects cold rather than absorbing heat, thermodynamics no longer hold court.

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Who lewd here

>> No.7904237
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a frogslut and a slutslut.

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>>7904237
Rinnosuke is the worst.

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>>7904232

... touche, sir.

>> No.7904260

>>7904240
Smalltime.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15188679

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>>7904220

"enmaided" is the best fucking booru tag ever.

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>> No.7904278
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palladium alloy

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it can hold 666 pounds of semen

>> No.7904287
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>> No.7904299
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>she sees your desktop

>> No.7904296
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As unlikely as it is, what would you do if you went to Gensokyo and Sanae wasn't a slut?

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>>7904288
>weight instead of volume
>imperial units

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>>7904296

Nothing, she's way too young for a 23 year old like me.

>> No.7904315

>>7904300
wth is dumb, everyone knows that.

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>>7904299
Yes, Sanae, I know 7 is awful. But it's to late to go back now...

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>>7904263
All this faith...

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>>7904300

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Innocent or slutty? YOU DECIDE

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>>7904362
My brain is melting, I can't decide anymore, I don't know what to believe anymore.

>> No.7904372
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I want to fap to Sanae, but I've run in to some trouble.
I hate slutty Sanae, so that's out. I can fap to rape, but not when Sanae get's mind broken, which she always does. I could also fap to happy sex and whatnot...but there isn't any. At all.
What should I do, /jp/?

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>> No.7904376

>>7904362
Innocent.

I accepted her valentine.

We dated.

Then we fucked consensually, in a loving manner.

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>>7904362
Innocent. If you want slutty, there's corruption and mind control and whatnot.

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Good job assholes, you made her cry.

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>>7904372

That's what you have imagination for obviously. Unless you're unable to do that for some reason.

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>>7904372
Turn your mind to steel and fap to all flavors of doujinshi out there.

>> No.7904389

>>7904383
I can't get turned on with thoughts alone! I need inspiration!

>> No.7904392
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>>7904379
>>7904376

Right on fellows, right on.

>> No.7904396

>>7904392
>RMF GROMF NOMF MMF

>> No.7904397

>>7904300
756th annual Gensokyo dick riding contest?

>> No.7904405
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Exercising your muscles with sanae

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>>7904389

Let your mind be your inspiration this time. You need to have faith in yourself as well. If not, well I kind of understand why you'd feel bad. I'm no fan of the mind break and slutty stuff people draw either.

>> No.7904409
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>>7904405
That artist can go from fun and nice to monstrous and evil in the blink of an eye.

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>>7904409
those are my favorite kinds

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>>7904412
Have faith...ok, I'll try that the next time I fap.

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>> No.7904437
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>>7904409
Eh? What's in the jar?

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...what's with that look? I'm not getting in there, if that's what you want. You probably filled it with cum or something.

>> No.7904448
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GYAAAAAAH!!

>> No.7904455
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W-what is this thing!? Let go! It's so slimy and...wha-no, no, NO! Don't pull me in there! Stop it! STOP!

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Urgh...hey! Stop laughing! Get me out of here! HEY!
Wait, wha-!? W-Why is it taking off my...?! No! NO! Help, help me! Please!

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Aaaaaah! AAAAAH! Stop it! STOP IT! D-Don't touch me there...it...aaaugh, NO! NOOO! It won't fit! IT WON'T FIIEEEEEK! H-Help me, somebody, HELP M-rph!? Rrrrrph! Mmmmm! Mmmnnn-nnn!? NNN! NNNNNN!!

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...

>> No.7904484
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>>7904467
Another reason to go Gensokyo. So far there aren't jars like this in real life.

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>>7904437
>>7904441
>>7904448
>>7904455
>>7904467
>>7904476
>>7904480
Uh...
Hm.
Hm.

>> No.7904493

>>7904480

kill yourself.

>> No.7904500
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>>7904484
But there aren't any palm-sized people in either case. A jar of rape is pointless if everyone's to big to fit in it.

>> No.7904504

>>7904480
>>7904476
>>7904467
>>7904455
>>7904448
>>7904441
>>7904437

My god. That is HOT. Tentacle rape is one thing; sealed inside to suffer, forever, until at last her entire world is nothing but violation and pain...

... brb.

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Did I kill the thread?

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>>7904504

>forever

Or until Kanako goes looking.

>> No.7904533
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>>7904296
This raises an important point. A mailable, open to interpretation of Gensokyo is fine out here, but if you ever get there, there'll be one true portrayal per Touhou, and it could be very different from what you hoped for.
Plan for this, /jp/. The consequences could be fatal.

>> No.7904576 [DELETED] 

mfw not a single cum inflation picture in this thread

>> No.7904598

>>7904576
i cant see u're face

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>>7904533

I feel like I'll be somewhat safe from that, I don't believe in most of the other silly stuff that some people make up. Although I'm sure my vision of Gensokyo isn't exactly accurate either.

>> No.7904596

>>7904576
sad, isnt it?

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>>7904576

Are you not pleased?
Certainly you don't wish Sanae the pain and mutilation of having her innards squashed and her tubes pulled off?

>> No.7904607
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>>7904603
Yeah, that's...wait, what?

>> No.7904616

>>7904576
>inflation

Die.

>> No.7904626

Bringin' shit in from other threads

>>7903337
>>7903374

>> No.7904639
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>>7904607

What happens when your uterus instantaneously expands to tens of times its usual size, without nine months' worth of time, food and hormonal changes to adjust.
Absolutely dreadful.

... but still probably not even in the top 20 of /jp/'s more painful and obscure fetishes.

>> No.7904661

i dont really like sanae

>> No.7904678

So enlighten me, why does meido allow this thread to live?

>> No.7904693
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>>7904639
I think he meant something else.
But still, holy shit that's terrifying.

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>>7904678

Because it's got actual content, durr. And that content is accompanied by losers talking about touhou, which is the definition of /jp/ related.

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7904705

I wonder how good Sanae is with kids?

No, not like that.

>> No.7904714

Ahh, I just finished rubbing one out to some of the pictures in this thread.

Just thought you'd like to know that /jp/.

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>>7904714

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>>7904705
how cute, she'd probably be good with kids

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Sanae thread status :
[] Nendoroid bukkake
[] Dicks are great! I think I might be hooked on them
[] Yurusanae
[] Sanae wouldn't
[] Sanae only needs me! She doesn't need any of your dicks!
[x] I hate you! You pervert!
[] Sanae's ten desires
[] 200+ replies

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Sanae's uterus can hold this much.

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>>7904733
Templates and edits like that are forbidden.

>> No.7904859

>>7904694

>content
>picture dump
>talking
>about how much semen a touhou's uterus can hold

Truly a marvelous thread. Epitome of /jp/ content.

>> No.7904898

>>7904718
I'd give her a couple of kids.

>> No.7904922
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>>7904898
She's got her hands full with her current family. How responsible are you.

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>>7904898

too bad, she's taken by Kogasa-author
http://hijiribe.donmai.us/post/show/986387/4koma-artist_self-insert-blue_hair-brown_hair-clos

>> No.7904969

>>7904480
>>7904476
>>7904467
>>7904455
>>7904448
>>7904441
>>7904437

Surprisingly entertaining in reverse.

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>>7904969
What do you mean?

>> No.7904996

>>7904922
I'm posting on /jp/ at 1:44 AM. You tell me.

>> No.7905028

>>7904985
Well, just...

You know, look at the posts as you normally would only not in the same order. It's kind of the same idea of watching a video of somebody vomiting on rewind, only this is a series of still images of a girl being forcibly pulled into a jar by some tentacle monster.

notlesw either

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>>7905028
Oh. I over thinking it.

>> No.7905527
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Aya's legs are still the best. I'd fuck it first before anyone else's

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It's almost 2:00, Sanae! Wake up!

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>>7905527
Aya gives amazing footjob, man

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