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Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:30:59 2011 No.7892680 [Reply] [Original]

One morning, when oldfag woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible ________.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:31:23 2011 No.7892691 nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:33:53 2011 No.7892697 /soc/ denizen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:34:53 2011 No.7892699 If he's an oldfag, then his story will end in exactly the same manner as Kafka's did: Sitting in his own filth, forgotten by his family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:34:53 2011 No.7892700 >One morning, when oldfag woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible SHIT. LOL xDDD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:36:55 2011 No.7892709 OP.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Sep 19 21:37:24 2011 No.7892712 File: 681 KB, 848x1200, wrigglegregorsamsa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7892699 What's this, then?

>>	Necrobrotent Mon Sep 19 21:40:52 2011 No.7892724 >>7892712 Now that was a fun thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:49:56 2011 No.7892758 >>7892712 I... don't know. What the fuck IS that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:52:27 2011 No.7892765 >>7892758 In the story metamorphisis, a guy named gregor samsa wakes up one day and finds he's turning into I giant ass cockroach. He had a little sister.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Sep 19 21:53:31 2011 No.7892770 >>7892758 It's Gregor Samsa's happy ending. Finally he found a woman just like himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 21:55:29 2011 No.7892780 >>7892712 I want to ram my dick through her navel and cum inside. That's how she likes it, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:25:01 2011 No.7892884 File: 21 KB, 348x379, 1303379707891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're all Gregor Samsa, living covered in our own filth, never leaving our rooms, clinging desperately to what's left of our humanity. Kind of sad, ain't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:27:32 2011 No.7892887 >>7892884 what's the sad part?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:31:03 2011 No.7892900 One morning, when /jp/ woke from YUME NO KOKORO, he found himself transformed into a horrible FAT NASTY TRASH. A continuing story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:35:34 2011 No.7892912 One morning, when /jp/ woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible little girl. She was very rude and pouty, so she didn't get any sweets for an entire week!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:41:05 2011 No.7892929 One morning, when /jp/ woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into Daru-nyan. He put his head inside a microwave and realized HE was a trap. But then he was being fucked by Daru-nyan. The end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:47:15 2011 No.7892950 >>7892912 That's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:57:15 2011 No.7892991 >>7892929 I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:14:18 2011 No.7893211 bu-bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:11:59 2011 No.7896118 doo doooo doo-doo-doo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:49:03 2011 No.7896214 >>7892929 ...what's a daru-nyan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:52:33 2011 No.7896221 >>7892680 sanae.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 20:53:35 2011 No.7896233 Didn't Samsa die from wounds sustained after his imouto threw a basket of apples at him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 21:44:36 2011 No.7896438 >>7896233 No, it was his father.

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