/jp/ - Otaku Culture

One can do nothing but appreciate a lady's maid who regularly turns blood into delicious pastries.

>>7891267

Um... ha ha?

>>7891288
>>7891294
dat ass

>>7891294

Quite "operateur" for a lady's maid, I must say.
Truly, the perfect maid.

her underwear is miracle of the universe

>>7891329
I would have hoped for something more subtle. Or perhaps she never meant to be caught from behind?

/jp/ is jealous Sakuya has frillier dresses and panties than they do.

>>7891371

Any angle is fine.
The perfect maid must be unprepared for nothing.

>>>/shrinemaiden/
>>>/poosmear/
Get the fuck out underage sakushit fags

>>7891406

>>7891391

I have a suit of armour.
She can keep her frilly dresses.

>>7891406
Your links are green. Did you mislink? If we have new boards I'd love to see them.

I think it's time to deploy some tragedy of long life all over this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtHNi4gz0lY

>>7891406
>stop liking what i don't
who's the underage autistic fuck here?

I don't see what's so interesting about a granny-haired old maid like Sakuya.

>>7891412
here

>>7891478
silver hair>*

Sanae = Okuu > shit > Sakuya
Deal with it

>>7891601
Why sanaefags are so buttmutilated?

Sakuya deserves love and appreciation.

She also has the best feet of any Touhou.

>>7891703

This whole Sakuya/Sanae "rivalry" has got to stop. It's really getting silly.

>>7891762
The End

>>7891750

What's also very telling about the people that keep pushing it is the fact that it's completely baseless, because Sakuya quit the incident-solving business at the end of PoFV.

So they're all a bunch of knownothing faggots.

>>7891750
Sure.

>>7891768
"contiue"

>>7891841

The fandom can be silly, but oh well.

>>7891750
I agree. The only reason Sanaefags try to compete with Sakuya is because they know they can't compete with fellow miko Reimu

>>7891768
>>7891762

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4jDbHv1KSU

>>7892098

Why compete? Do like that Planet of the Apes sequel with the bomb and unite in peace.

>>7891424
>>7891768
Motherfuckers ;_;

What I like about Sakuya is how she's got a delicate frame under all those laces and aprons and such. And how she's icy on the outside but actually quite decent behind the wall.

>>7892417

>>7892417
She's a delicate and beautiful flower in a field of dandelions.

>>7892443

an unguarded moment

>>7892456
Almost a shame that such a flower is destined to be starved to death by the weeds surrounding it.

>>7892460

After years of that, trust comes hard.

Slut.

>>7892460
How dare that bloodsucker think she's good enough to drink Sakuya's life essence.

>>7892460

When she's not their servant, she's their plaything.

She looks good in a dress.

>>7892530

>>7892530
A hard worker like Sakuya always makes sure to stay busy.

Why do I like this one so much?

>>7892581
You like Sakuya's inner cuteness rather than her fit and modest exterior.

>>7892636

Yes, that must be it!

While I like her fit and modest exterior as much as the next man, it's the knowledge of that inner tenderness that really makes her appealing.

I don't think I have any cute pics of Sakuya, only sexy and fearsome ones.

>>7893187
You're under arrest-- for trespassing on the grounds of Scarlet Devil Mansion?

sakuya is so much better when there's remi involved.
boy, I love the girls of the scarlet mansion. Except Meiling, fuck her

>>7893236
>fuck her
Aye aye, cap'n!

i need more SakuyaxRemi pics. There's never enough SakuyaxRemi

>>7891424
that doesn't make sense, Sakuya can control time, so she'll never get old and die
r-right? ;_;

>>7893287
see Maid and the Bloody Watch of Fate

pic related

>>7893236
There's so many fun personalities in that mansion, in addition to all those books there and the fine food and tea. I think I'm in love with SDM.

she looks much better in black

What she lacks in breast she more than makes up for in ass and legs.

Also, glasses.

>>7893296
Downloading!

can you handle this situation?

I have this theory that Sakuya used to be a time-stopping assassin for the Polish nobility. She was absolutely flawless, and for this reason, her boss and benefactor, a count of the house of Gryfici, abused her to gain massive political power and wealth. The rival house of Waza was not pleased, and so they hired a militant exorcist from the Vatican to kill her; he had the ability to move through time-space and thus move even when the assassin stopped time.

However, the Vatican realized that this assassin was way too powerful to waste by putting her to the pyre, so they secretly took her soul and her previous identity in exchange for immortality and eternal loyalty. She spent the next hundred-ish years exterminating demons, until in 1762 she had to face one of the descendents of Vlad III of Wallachia: Remilia Stacojiu. She lost, and now she was bound in body, mind, fate and soul to Remilia.

I like to think Sakuya's name was Stanislawa Kowalczykowna.

>>7893346
A Scarlet threesome? Yes sir, I like it.

>>7893354
Sakuya is Polish? Huh...

>>7893366
Sakuya is a Jew, the Scarlet sisters represent Communism. ZUN is making a political statement.

>>7893385
>working jew
whait what

>>7893385
Remi symbolizes reformism, while Flan is the destructive and insane totalitarian regime behind her.

Sakuya represents revolutionaries who succumbed to those two.

Patchy represents the theorists and authors.

Meiling is the might of the working class.

Ponder this:

Gil de Rais, the maniac murderous pedophile who believed himself to be a vampire, was tried for murder of hundreds of children, hanged and burned, around the time Remilia and Flandre were born.

>>7893402
What about Koakuma?

>>7893366
Eastern European mythology is full of demons that can kill you faster than you say "kruk piekła".

>>7893404
I don't know, maybe she represents the syndicate leaders who pretend to care about their coworkers, but really only run around being little devils.

>>7893354
Remilia is not a descendant from good ol' Vlad though.

>>7893410
Well, I do have trouble saying that. For one thing, I don't even know how it's pronounced. I guess I win a few seconds that way.

>>7893418
She's the unnamed connection between the government in the form of the sisters, and the authors and theorists in the form of patchy?

>>7891221
the perfect wife
elegant, can clean, cook and swallow

>>7893429
Sounds like a plan.

I guess it can't be helped. The only ones who can stir the Revolution are the fairy Maids through continuous strikes.

>>7893432
>swallow

>>7893447
I feel you man, it's that tiny detail that will send me back to the fap right now.

InuSakuya

>>7893354
I thought I was the only who thought Sakuya is slav.

>>7893461
well modern vampire shit originates from eastern europe

I can picture a slavic Sakuya as long as Remi and Flan remain English. I've always pictured the vampires speaking in strangely proper English accents.

>>7893506
I'm sorry, Flan has to be a slav too.

>>7893511
That would make Remilia slav as well.

>>7893511
>>7893519
Please no

>>7893531
>hoverhand

I want to live in the scarlet devil mansion

>>7893506
> I've always pictured the vampires speaking in strangely proper English accents.
Béla Lugoshi would like to have a word with you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVPxAgy7lBA

>>7893511
>>7893519
new meaning to the term slavshit

>>7893574
So that's how she does it.

>>7893611
At least slavs are not inbred scum like the anglos.

>>7893385
I wish you the worst for even thinking that.

>>7893630
>slavs are not inbred scum

>>7893658
Living on a tiny siland.
>Isolated polulation.Small genepool.
Living on large landmass.
>Rich genepool.
How does it work?

All Kircheises aside, is it safe to assume Sakuya has a healthy silver mane of pubes?

>>7893738
she shaves because remilia drinks her menstrual blood

>>7893770
How unappetizing

>>7893782
I know right? Why would you shave? I would drink her period blood from her delicious natural cunt any day over a shaved one.

>>7894029
You clearly have never found a cat's hair in your glass of milk.

It is one of the most slow dawning horrors I have felt in my life, if it were a human pube I cannot say that I would have held my calm.

>>7893738

In reality, the curtains not matching the drapes seems to be more of a rule than an exception. Then again, white hair early in life is exceptional to begin with. Then again once more, head hair and pubic hair are two entirely different types of hair, controlled by different mechanisms...

... let's say shaved for simplicity.

ZUN's art Sakuya is the best.

Does Sakuya stay so fit just from cleaning and chores? Surely she must go for morning and evening runs to maintain such a figure.

>>7894973
Well, we can alway presume that she practices with knives in her "spare" time. Also, being a maid in such a large mansion (even more enlarged with Sakuya's ability) must be quite a tough work.

>>7894910
great, now I'm going to be fantasizing about a naked and wet Sakuya in the shower with a razor, flawlessly shaving her womanhood to perfection.

>>7895019

Just out of nowhere I heard someone's breath sounding like the werewolf, and then I realised it was me.
And I don't even like it shaved.

Thank you, Anon. Your way with words truly is marvelous.

Ḥashshāshīn Sakuya

>>7893385

>>7894924
That's no ZUN art, her hands make sense in that pic

EPIC THREAD

>>7895853
Stop that.

Best twowho

>>7895386
None are worthy enough to marry Sakuya.

>>7896415
I'd like to think that while we're not worthy, Sakuya could develop feelings anyways.

>>7896452
It's optimistic people like you that are manipulated by her and chopped up and made into desserts for the vampires.

>>7896415
But what if she found someone worthy?

>>7896474
Why are you such a 'glass half empty' kind of guy? Cheer up, walk out into that big bright world with a smile on your face, and grab life by the horns. Make things happen with your own two hands. You can make Sakuya fall in love with you if you just put your mind to it. I have faith in you anonymous.

>>7896524

Go for Meiling. At least you can get to know her, at least make a new friend if worst comes to worst.

Seriously, mindlessly pursuing somebody you "love" without even knowing it is just dumb, even for fanwaaaAAAAAH GOD I'M AUTISTIC WHEN DID I CATCH THIS GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

>>7896556
>AAAAAH GOD I'M AUTISTIC WHEN DID I CATCH THIS GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
Ever since you entered /jp/

Soccer Sakuya

>>7896573
AUTISM PRIDE

>>7896596
FUCK YEAH

Without autism, it cannot be seen...

I'd give Sakuya an appreciation day if you know what I mean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4XlWe5fj_A&

Late realization hit me the other day when I thought about Sakuya's design, could've easily been an albino if her eye color hadn't been changed.

>>7893354

Goddamn, why is there never anybody like you around when I want to discuss ideas like this?

I don't care if it means I'm riddled with autism, I actually enjoy talking about the characters in a manner other than which ones I would screw and in what manner.

>>7893403
there is a 62 years gap in your theory

>>7896415
What about Dio Brando?

>>7896415
Remi is the only one worthy enough to marry sakuya

>>7896732
>I don't care if it means I'm riddled with autism, I actually enjoy talking about the characters in a manner other than which ones I would screw and in what manner.

That's the definition of being NON-autistic. On /jp/, at any rate.

I also like talking about the characters. That's the fun of Gensokyo, there's enough canon to work with but not enough to constrain our wandering imaginations.

It's really hard to work out why Sakuya serves the Scarlett sisters; as canon points out she's more like a babysitter then anything, with how bratty those two can be. On the other hand, canon also establishes that they are fucking dangerous when they get riled.

Perhaps Sakuya's "service" is for the sake of everybody else in the world, not the vampires - they're too powerful to be stopped outright, but she can temper them somewhat.

>>7896797
But Dio is her dad.

We really need more art showing her off-duty.

Is the watch the source of her powers, or just the focus? The world may never know.

shy maid

One of the reasons Ilike Sakuya?

LAIGS

The only piece of China Sakuya needs.

>>7898064
>legs
my nigga

>>7898077

represent

>>7898077

>>7898108

>>7898111
>>7898108

bueno, amigo, bueno...

the entire point of this kind of dress

boots

And this one is just pretty.

I love Sakuya's unwavering loyalty and how she's one of the few tohos that's not subtly bitchy or immature.

>>7898160

Dog meat, dog meat...

Seriously, though, that's true. Sakuya is about as loyal and pleasant to be around as Lassie.

>>7897938

Well one common theory is that she was a Vampire hunter that Remilia beat, and was bound to her service as a result of sparing her. "Bound" how though is the question. Perhaps Remi played around with fate some, or maybe Sakuya just had a really shitty life before then and decided she was better off serving as a maid.

What I'd like to know and see more of, is stuff related to that damn line in Eirin's IN profile - "Eirin is very surprised to see Sakuya, but only Eirin knows the reason why".

>>7898813
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG! Sakuya's Ultimate Card!

>>7898782

If you assembled all the fan-theories about that one line from Eirin into one big "theory of everything", you'd no longer have Touhou. You'd have Heinlein's "-All You Zombies-" starring Sakuya.

Pic sort of related.

>>7898813
But that's wrong, the garter belt goes under the panties.

>>7898836
You have an affinity for sluts

>>7898782

There's also the idea that Sakuya was found as a child and subsequently raised in the mansion, which would explain her extreme loyalty, and maybe add a little to the hairbraids since it would obviously be Meiling who'd end up taking care of her.

>>7898826

Whatever you just said pretty much flew right over my head.

>>7897997

I'd prefer to think of it has her focus, while the magic is Sakuya's personally. Just that Time manipulating magic can be a tricky thing you reeeeeally don't want to screw up. Making it so that having the watch is necessary to use her powers also adds a (somewhat minor) weakness to them, because as far as I can tell, there doesn't seem to really be any real limitations to them outside of what normally applies to time stopping. Which is somewhat ridiculous when you consider just what happens when you stop time.

>>7898912

Aaand I just thought to look it up, how the hell have I never read this story before? It sounds like exactly my sorta thing.

>>7898912

"-All You Zombies-" is about this guy who, through time travel and predestination paradoxes, turns out to have been *every* person who has had any significant impact on his life. Including his own father, his own mother, and his own daughter two times over.

>>7898861
If Gensokyo followed your mindset Sakuya would never know the sweet relief of sitting down on a toilet and releasing the golden rain that had been pushing on her bladder for too long, she would only know the embarrassment of pissing herself because she couldn't get the garters off.

>>7898944

I long thought /jp/ was of the persuasion that every woman is somehow naturally endowed with escape artistry as to make Harry Houdini firmly believe faeries were involved.

I see /jp/ has grown wiser.

>>7898955
I strive to improve my knowledge on the abilities of the female body every day in order to win discussions on /jp/.

Does Sakuya use her time powers to sleep? I'd imagine she'd use the quietness of the day to clean, while staying up all night to serve the vampires.

Too early

>>7898970

I can't imagine why she wouldn't. It would let her be prepared and rested for whenever she's needed.

>>7898955
Well its not like you can knock them down or lock the door, So its more like men are the worst relationship gate guards ever. You either fuck up and she's gone because you didn't stop her or fuck up and you're incarcerated because you did.

>>7898973
This is quite a paradox, but Sakuya does love feet.

It's good to have a maid.

>>7898988

That's... not quite what I had in mind.
Was thinking more of that one time Anon expressed a mixed fascination and frustration over how exactly a bra clasp works.

... aaand image limit.

Rats, the image limit has been reached. I suppose I'll just go on danbooru and masturbate to Sakuya's fit form and soft intelligent eyes there.

>>7899001
They are incredibly frustrating, and when you're heads swimming and you're still fresh on the scene , stuff like that is the first thing you can't remember.

bumpitybump

>>7898826
...awesome.

Now all we need is The Watatsukis Are Harsh Mistresses and we're set.

dont die thread =(

>>7904748
I hope this dies already, so we can make another one and repost all of these pics while talking about how awesome sakuya is