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Even if Reisen has a hard on she's the one who'll get it in the ass anyway. And Eirin will only give her the permission to cum with her ass.

>>7890041
I lost "most interest" when Reisen peed in Eirin.

>>7890049

Is it a doujin?

>>7890049
That video was pretty repetitive.

Reisen is a wonderful big rabbit, good at many things among which is her sex appeal.

>>7890082
Nah, it's mostly just the sex appeal.

>>7890085
Fuck you. She's good at cooking, buying groceries, disorienting the enemy, doing the laundry, stealth combat, doing the dishes, combat training, creating illusions, bringing the Princess her tea, medicine (she lives with Eirin, she's bound to have learned a thing or two) and making mochi.

And she's essentially nannying three completely irresponsible people. If she decided to leave or was killed, Eientei would fall apart. Stop calling her useless!

>>7890103
Would she be good at this thing called "sex" too?

The craziest part about her is that she's in fact insanely powerfull. She has the MANGEKYO SHARINGAN dudes!

>>7890105
Government officials are trained to survive without it for the most part. Your best bet is that she's only done it once, while she was off-duty. At worst, she's a permavirgin.

>At worst, she's a permavirgin.

We don't have the same definition of worst.

>>7890134
It's pretty unreasonable to expect someone to be good at sex if they haven't sexed before, though.

>At worst, she's a permavirgin.
Well, one more thing I have in common with my waifu.

I don't like it when people sexualize her so much.

It's mean.

>>7890144
Remember, if you want to properly please your waifu, you have to help her relax. That means no pickup lines about the Moon, no mentioning her past and absolutely NO mentioning anything about the rest of the Eientei. She's a busy woman, it's her only chance away from work and you're not going to ruin it!

>>7890103
>Good at cooking

>>7890151
Of course.
Even if I am a complete idiot rest of the time, I'll force myself to be proper for her.

>>7890162
Fanon bullshit. Reisen is good at cooking simply because nobody else is going to cook in that God-forsaked mansion.

>>7890180
>my fanon bullshit is better than your fanon bullshit

>>7890180
Just kidding.
I would gladly eat anything made by her.

>>7890180
Isn't anything related to cooking Fanon bullshit?

Isn't her life like a little hell? I mean, the princess is a total spoiled brat that surely treat her like a shitty peasant, Eirin surely abuse her for experimentions and/or sex and Tewi is just the most fucking annoying girl in all Gensokyo.

I sure love Reisen. I approve of this thread. Continue please.

Is this redundant or just twice as erotic?

>>7890221
Don't forget maltreatment and rape by previous masters.

is there more of the one with the dick in op's pic?
is that a boy or just a futa?

>>7890006
good video, shame about the godawful voice acting

squeaky voices is one thing, but eardrum burstingly high-pitched is another

>>7890238

I can totally imagine the princess groping and beating her just because she is bored. Eirin then came and heal her so she can be beaten again. Of coure Reisen is sobbing and begging the whole time.

>>7890267

>>7890221
Deserters get what they deserve.

>>7890276
Why is Reisen living some kind of depressing PTSD nightmare?

>>7890285
Deserter of what? Being the lider of a group of untrained rabbits? No wonder she left.

>>7890285
Stop that. With all the suffering she goes through, that crime's long sense been payed for.
Besides, it's not like there was really a war or anything, she just ran away from her rapist owner.

>>7890285
Stop that. With all the suffering she goes through, that crime's long since been payed for.
Besides, it's not like there was really a war or anything, she just ran away from her rapist owner.

>>7890301
>Being the lider.

I didn't knew she was the leader, that makes it worse.

>>7890330

Isn't it fanon bullshit? She wasn't a sexual object until she met kaguya and Eirin.

Also, I've never seen any description of the 1969 war.

>>7890345
See >>7890298
It implies that Moonbitch #2 is going to fuck Reisen II. Therefor we can assume she did the same to Reisen.

>>7890350
They're just going to go running together. Nothin' wrong with that.

>>7890162
>>7890180
>>7890190
>>7890194
So, anyway, can she cook or not?

>>7890350

Holy fucking shit. My touhou just got serious. At this rate we're going to have Guts roaming gensokyo country.

>>7890298

Moon rabbits are pretty much slaves.

I bet every lunarian rape moon rabbits.

>>7890361
Of course. Who do you think does the cooking at Eientei?

>>7890298
God bless America and their Lunarbitch Extermination Vehicles.

>>7890371
Touhou canon is always like that. Serious out of nowhere and then back to goofy.

>>7890388
>>7890436

Why are we loosing troops in Afghanistan for ugly sand niggers when we could free an entire specie of cute rabbit girls from the domination of space nazis from the moon?

>>7890244
Got a link?

>>7890471

I only take it like some bad attempt of fan to make their doujins grimdark. The fact that it is canon is another problem.

Does Alice finally get in Marisa pants [spoiler/] in it?

>>7890436

US lost the war though.

>>7890555
But ZUN doesn't even go for grimdark, that's Chado you're describing.

That's just how canon is, there are a lot of deaths in the backstories anyway. Serious doesn't automatically mean grimdark.

>>7890563
This is news to me. Sad news. Although I remember reading some canon Lunarian note that "They are winning slightly, but we have our faith" or whatever.

Why are there so few infos and pictures for the lunarian war? Isn't it the most awesome thing ever? It's just like warhammer, watchmen an hellsing ultimate fucked with the touhou licence and gave birth to a bastard child.

>>7890675
The Lunar "War" was the Lunarians freaking out over the Apollo 13 landing.

>>7890613

Do you realise that the american power spheres have free access to Gensokyo through the moon and harvest helium-3 and magic while fucking cute rabbit girls on the moon since the 70's?

>>7890680
>Apollo 13 landing
Does this have some sort of deeper meaning I cannot comprehend?

>>7890702
11, sorry. I mix those up all the time.

>>7890680

Nope.

You can see ruins of human bases on the moon in SSiB.

>>7890716
Really!? Where?

Lunarians created the deficit so the US of A wouldn't have time for another Moon expedition.

However, the US of A are trying to get back at the Moon by stealing resources from Arabian countries to fund another Moon expedition.

You heard it here first.

>>7890720

>>7890744
Yukari is such a bitch.

>>7890747
Fucking Namek arc of Touhou

>>7890471
>>7890298
>>7890744

This shit is so grimdark it could totally be some story for a rogue trader RPG in /tg/.

Of course Reimu is the god emperor.

>>7890814
I'll say it again: Bougetsushou is not grimdark

Come on, even Disney films had a death count.

>>7890814

Nobody remembers old man Tsukiyomi hanging out on the moon.

Although seeing how plain huge Touhou fandom is, there's bound to be art least some fanart of Tsukiyomi or Chang'e in their Touhou incarnations. Somewhere.

>>7890006

Does it come from something?

>>7890496

And that? Is the doujin findable somewhere?

>>7890855
Amazing "SAUCE" post, guy.

Superior that OP's.

>>7890838

GRIMDARK is hard to define and largely subjective.

The only part of GRIMDARK that is entirely objective is that attempting to define GRIMDARK in a way that can be conveyed without misunderstanding to others is GRIMDARK in itself, since anyone attempting it will undoubtedly die of old age before succeeding. There has easily been enough written on the proper definition of GRIMDARK that its weight could push a tank through asphalt right up to the antenna.

I really wouldn't call the war in 1969 an actual war, if it was a single ship with barely 3 men on board.

The Lunarians probably mistook it for an actual invasion by US forces, and attacked. The astronauts retaliated, and probably inflicted heavy cassualties thanks to heavy gun power (Lunarians only have muskets, versus whatever SCIENCE the humans had). They were eventually pushed back due to massive Lunarian numbers and wounded, and had to retreat back to Earth.

>>7890916
Jesus Christ, Helen, stop making me think about metadefinitions. I'm going back to fapping.

>>7890937

3 men wouldn't be able to build >>7890744

It was a secret big scale cold war project.

But calling it war is an exaggeration. USA ran away the moment lunarians got serious.

>>7890979

Have fun.

>>7890194
She was actually cooking in Cage in Lunatic Runagate in Chapter 2

Barely SFW bunny.

>>7890937

If the NATO or Russia (I avoid UE on purpose, even rabbits with muskets would be to dangerous for them) called for volunteer to free the moon from lunarian imperial nazi enslaver of innocent rabbits I'd totally engage without any hesitation.

>>7891051
Rabbits have better weapons than muskets.

I wonder if Mars exists in the Touhou universe, and if there's life. Maybe there's cute microbe-girls on Titan.

Perhaps the Probability space hypervessel was a moe-moe version of the Kharak Mothership.

>>7891051

And then you would get raped by moonbitches.

>>7891075
Maybe there is a Mars Capital over there too with its own Marsbitches

>>7891097

>>7891073

They do. Or rather, the lunar nobility does.

The thing is the lunar empire is impossibly isolationist and equally obsessed with the purity of - what they perceive to be - their perfect society, and so despite their advantages really are utterly incompetent when it comes to war. They are basically pre-Heian Japanese nobility with free and unlimited access to nuclear weapons.

>>7891097

7 seconds later

>>7891124
Let's get those unhappy thoughts out of here.

I didn't really care about Reisen all that much, but she's the best mom ever.

>>7891124

What the hell, Crank?
Do you really need to put a monster cyborg heart in someone who jumps from the moon to the earth?

>>7891136
Indeed. She'd also make a great wife as well.

>>7891078
Can somebody share the source with sick people like me? So that I can go and show her my anus.

>>7891222
>those tags

>>7891215
http://exhentai.org/g/354525/848f17083e/

>>7891215
Use IQDB, Saucenao, Google image search or Exhentai file search and find it yourself.

Now
NEVER
EVER
Ask for source again

EVER

>>7891229
Having 8.794 images without tags is just silly~ I used Danbooru tags for it.

>>7891246
Well, I have 3,159 non-h images saved, all of them have random numbers and leters and somehow I always manage to find the one i was looking for.

The rabbits are the lunarian niggers. They need an Abraham Lincoln to free them.

Imagine the awesoness; gang of cute lunar rabbits listenning rap and stealing your money after beating you.

>>7891124
Wait, Reisen is a cyborg?
MY SOULMATE

>>7891285
Is this what you want your moon rabbit to be?
This coming emancipation, vote "no"! A message from the society For a more cultured Gensokyo.

>>7891285
But Lincoln never gave a fuck about slaves.

>>7891274
I couldn't do it. Finding the right image out of all of the images is like finding a needle in a small haystack.

>>7891285
I don't think rabbits would like rap. More like Hip-hop

>>7891306
He was an asshole, as described by his closest associates, with a very, very bad temper. Imagine Kimmo-chan kind of temper tantrums. All the time.

It is no wonder how an assassin managed to slip by his bodyguards with little to no effort. I am sure his "allies" decided that enough was enough.

>>7891285

>>7891285

I would prefer if they raped me.

They don't even need guns. They can fire bullets with their fingers. And just like the real niggers they'll reproduce at an insanely high rate just like uh, rabbits.
Of course Reimu and Sanae would be the racist cops from Alabama.

>>7891341
Don't be so lewd, anon.

Lunar nobility is living the dream.

I bet they keep harems of rabbits.

>>7891235

>>7891338
I don't think danmaku bullets function like gun bullets.

I reckon that you could slaughter all of Gensokyo if you had a machinegun and a handful of magazines.

>100 us marines vs the gensokyo army what do you think /k/?

>>7891362
Who needs a harem when you have the perfect rabbit?

>>7891374
You seem to have forgotten that Youkai can regenerate as long as there is a piece left. At most the marines would wipe out the human population.

The youkai would then enjoy a nice human feast composed of outworlders and local inhabitants.

>>7891374

Utter bullshit.

Normal weapons can't even hurt a youkai.

>>7891374

>Implying a double master spark cannot litterally obliterate anything.

And good luck to beat Flan.

>>7891401
This.

In order to truly hurt youkai, you need to use mystic weapons. Using silver bullets blessed with holy water and a priest consecrating the weapons should do the trick.

>>7891374
Touhous would be able to graze every bullet.

>>7891397
You only have to shoot them in the face and then set fire to their not-as-of-yet-regenerated "corpse" or eradicate it in one of many other ways. Of course, If even stray elementary particles counts as a piece, then you've got trouble.

If they defeated the Third Reich with all their tanks, rockets, u-boots and assault rifles I reckon some supernatural phenomenon shouldn't be a problem.

>>7891413

Silver bullets are a myth.

They are incredibly inaccurate and often break apart after leaving the barrel.

>>7891374

Even Mystia can destroy an entire army if she sings. Yamame can give them so much STD their dicks will litterally fall off and wriggle can put so much cockroaches and flies in their provision they'll die of starvation and dysentry.

The weakest of youkai can pown anything we can throw at them.

ps: Okuu. Goddamn Okuu.

>>7891422
I highly doubt 100 US. Marines beat the Third Reich alone. The marines would also need to be versed in Japanese mythology in order to know how to beat a single Youkai.

>>7891434
Fuck yeah!
And then I can come along and.. yaknow, listen to 10 people at once.. or something.

Right i'll go away now.

Reisen is a sex slave... and it's canon... How can they treat such a kind and gentle person like her like that.

>>7891444

You can also melt tanks with your magical bullets or something.

>>7891447
>Kind and gentle person like her
Your fanon is showing. She's just as smug and sarcastic as the rest of them.

I think we should all become expert youkai exterminators.
We have the knowledge for it.

>>7891468
She seems nice in Inaba.

>>7891468
She is also considered cowardly and conceited in Cage in Lunatic Runagate.

I still love her despite it all though.

>>7891480
If only there was a profession that was called "Youkai Friend" or something. Gensokyo would be a better place when they blow the shit out of each other for fun, not anger.

>>7891468

As the abuse goes she becomes a bitter person. You can't stay happy and open if you've been abused like a worthless nigger by confederates from the moon all your life.

Who in their right mind would wear a suit every day?

I put on mine whenever I want to dress up and feel suave, but it's such a shitty type of clothing. Shitty down to the very core.

>>7891328
>>7891306

[citation needed]

>>7891561
It's more of a winter wear than everyday. She wears a plain white shirt with a red tie and blue skirt during the summer.

>>7891480

>We now have a full battalion of Andersons ready to rampage through cute little yokais.

The fight with Flan is canon.

>>7891568
http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Life_and_Works_of_Abraham_Lincoln/Volume_9/Greeley,_Horace#1862-08
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The lack of consensual non-futa happy udonge doujins is one of the worst parts of touhou fandom

>>7891983
You're asking for something near-impossible to even conceive.

I want them too ;_;

>>7891983
I can certainly relate to that...

There is just something wonderful about Eirin sexually assaulting Reisen.

>>7891983

There's a whole bunch of cute Youmudonge doujins that fit your description. Though they're usually so tame they barely even qualify as porn.

>>7892231
USODA!

154 post and this picture hasn't been posted yet.

Target Acquired.

>>7892310
God damn it, Eirin.

>>7890006
Sauce?

Image limit reached, bumping the thread for everyone to enjoy the perfect bunnygirl.

>>7892643
Honestly, one day I'd love to have a Reisen thread that lasts more than a few hours.

>>7892643

Image limit? Damn. This thread got me all hot and bothered.

>>7892681
Ok, next time there is a Reisen thread I won't post as much in so little time.