/jp/ - Otaku Culture

yep hard as HELL =/

>>7887464
FUCK YOU SLUT, GO WHORE YOURSELF ALONG WITH THAT CROW SLUT

Did Curry Butt reincarnate as you?

>>7887469
Well it's good to work hard, but make sure you don't overwork yourself. Eat healthy and get lots of rest if you're tired.
>>7887471
W-why are you lashing out at me like that?
>>7887472
No, I don't think so...

Why Momiji is so perfect?

Please leave

Bah, it's the weekend. Weekends are for lazing around.

>>7887487
But I just got here...
>>7887490
I'm glad you think that, anon!

>>7887464

>>7887492
I guess that's true, but I know a lot of people here just laze around all day...
You still need to go outside, even on resting days.

I recently read a story that involved horrible, horrible things happening to you, your friends, and your people. I didn't want to read it, but morbid curiosity drove me too.
Tell me you're ok. Tell me everything's all right on Youkai Mountain. Please.

You are worse than Jones and Curry Butt. So my mistake.

CHOCOLATE

>>7887505
You are pretty bolt, first you attetionwhore around here, which is nothing new for most /jp/ tripfags, but then you even tell people how to live their lifes.
Fuck off

>>7887511
>>7887513
roflpwned sweet doubs btw

This is stupid.

Busty Momiji is the best Momiji

>>7887481
>>7887495
>>7887504
>>7887505
WHOHAHAHA, WHAT A WEEABOO LOSER, HE THINKS HE CAN BE THE WOLF SLUT

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP AND GO WHORE YOURSELF OUTSIDE

>>7887518
Everything's fine, don't worry about us.
>>7887522
I like chocolate in small doses.

watched the milky holmes special today.

the wait for more makes me sad.

>>7887535
But waiting for things makes it even better when it finally comes!
Just find something to preoccupy yourself with, like a hobby. Maybe you should pick up jogging.

Reported for roleplay of the worst kind.
Go back to your youtube account or tumblr or where you came from

>>>/a/
>>>/b/

Why does /jp/ suddenly have a problem with this guy?

Momiji is kind of useless when you think about it.

Who is going to invade a mountain full of youkai? All that's there are oni, tengu, and kappa.

Momiji couldn't even keep that miko out of the mountain. She seems pretty worthless if she can't even stop a human.

>>7887550
i have a massive backlog of animes and videogames for just this occasion

>>7887464

M-Momiji-san...

>>7887560
Hi OP.
Roleplaying was never welcome here and never will

>>7887571
W-when did you come back!?

>>7887576
>Momiji couldn't even keep that miko out of the mountain.
Nobody can keep the miko out of anything.
That's how Gensokyo works.

>>7887571
>>7887464
Oh god, which one do I shoot!?

>>7887573
Hello, did you want something?
>>7887576
My job is more to scare off humans that could be hurt. I only use weak attacks so they leave, otherwise I report it to the higher-ranked tengus and let them decide how to handle the situation.
>>7887578
I know I probably sound like a nag, but make sure you go outside and get some exercise when you can, too.

>>7887571
>>7887464
Oh god, which one do I shoot!?

>>7887560
it's the new as HELL summerfags and newfags that think RPing isn't acceptable on /jp/ they're probably the same newfags that bitch about video game threads

>>7887560
Because he reminds me of Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg.

>>7887593
Forgot your trip, retarded, mexican shitposter.

>>7887590
i take a nice walk every week, plus any time my cat gets out and i have to go get him.

>>7887583

I'm always with you, Momiji

>>7887604
I-idiot!
You don't even like Marvel vs Capcom...

>>7887586
> Nobody can keep the miko out of anything.
Especially pants

>>7887594
I was thinking exactly the same.

And, pondering suicide as always.

>>7887615
Walked right into that one, didn't I?

>>7887615
>yfw Reimu is a Sanae clone

>>7887618
You shouldn't say things like that, even if you're joking.
If you're not, you need to get help.

A quick new message from Anonymous Jones:

"Ban them. They are a threat to /jp/ and this shit belongs in /a/. We have worked too long and hard to exclude this level of shitposting from /jp/. The people who respond should be banned as well."

!PN..QihBhI, if you make /jp/ hostile to !TenGuBjC1c, I swear to god...

>>7887597
He's a spic animal? That explains a lot. I hate wetbacks.

>>7887627

>>7887627
I've always seen Jones as a sketchy shitposter, but sometimes he acts really sane. This time he really hit the nail on the head.

>>7887630
But !TenGuBjC1c was always shit...
I prefer the new one.

>>7887627
>worked so hard to exclude
But half of /jp/ is shitposts anyways

>>7887630
Now now, no need to be so hostile I appreciate my fellow patrol Tengu's hard work

>>7887653

Apparently Jones hates nothing more than role-playing posters. You should be proud, you have managed to find a way to piss of the almighty Anonymous Jones.

>>7887653
Well I'm glad to hear that, at least.
>>7887654
Don't take it too hard. Maybe you just weren't up to the task...

Which Momiji do I choose...?

>>7887689
Go back to /v/.

>>7887654
>>7887668

Are your bellies hard?

God I am so mad. Go back to gaia where you belong.

>>7887689
Well it's not really up to you...
>>7887714
It's a bit soft, but I can make it hard...

>>7887464

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! It's Momiji!

>>7887739
Hello, Anonymous!
How are you doing?

Meido is back, get your asses out of /jp/!

>>7887742
I'm sure Meido will understand...
Meido seems like a reasonable person.

>>7887593
Someone wasn't around here when the WW2 roleplayers really got out of hand.

>>7887749

Meido's the reason I disappeared

>>7887741

Awesome now that you're here! You make it sunshiney even though it's night out. lol How bout you?

>>7887763
It's so sweet of you to say that!
I'm just relaxing since I was out all day today with friends.

Would you like a foot massage, Momiji?

Momiji, I love you. Please marry me.

/jp/ should be a free for all where only the strong willed survive and thrive

>>7887760
My point still stands.
>>7887770
My feet are awfully sore, but I wouldn't have any way to repay you...
>>7887774
Ahaha, well, maybe you should slow down a bit first. Maybe take me on a date first or give me your name...

>>7887781
You don't have to pay me to massage your feet, Momiji! Your satisfaction is all the payment I need~

>>7887777
Darwinian. Strong in theory, but with serious moral dilemmas...
You're going to have to prove your resolve somehow.
>>7887786
Well, if you really want to, I guess I have no reason to turn you down...

I'd like to see you try this without the adorably cute pictures and see who gives a shit then

>>7887719

Harder than diamond, sharper than a razor, and as agile as a Soviet Hungarian olympic gymnast.
The better to rub you with.

Would you be too embarrassed to post a nude picture of yourself, Momiji?

>>7887799
That's a pretty rude request. Of course I wouldn't do something like that!

>>7887781

Ah, I was rejected... You will be mine one day my dear. My only desire is your happiness, my heart beats for you.

>>7887804
I don't even know who you are!

>>7887807

Destiny doesn't need a name.

hi Momiji
I was worried, I didn't see you around in the last days. how are you doing?

suck my cock dude
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/

>>7887810
I'm doing fine, Sorry I haven't been very active recently, I've been having some personal issues. Nothing serious.
>>7887811
You're weird!

>>7887802
Why not? Too embarrassed?

Aya offered to rent me Momiji's uterus for 9 months for only 25,000 ¥ so I can start my own tengu army.

Good deal?

>>7887819
Yes, but you should also be ashamed of asking a girl to do something like that, pervert!

>>7887824
I don't even know how to respond to this...

>Roleplaying
>On my hood

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

>>7887828
Well the first answer you can give me is this: Do tengus breed like humans with 1 child being the most common result, or do you have a litter like a wolf?

This is important in gauging how long its going to take to put together a battle worthy force.

>>7887816

Is eccentricity so strange? My name is George, It's a pleasure to make your aquantince. Goodbye for now dear, Don't forget me.

meido is dead LONG LIVE THE BUTTRANGER

Nigga, my gun go off!!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>>7887821
Hmm, really?

I thought this was you in this rather lewd picture...

>>7887824

Most likely the deal is void and the corps will have some business with you that involves you blindfolded against a wall.

>>7887837

Shut up George.

>>7887833
Umm... it's more like a human, I guess...
You're not going to use me like that, though, I'm telling you now.
>>7887837
Being over a thousand years old, I never forget the real worthy encounters. Sorry, but you're already forgotten.

Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!


>>7887841
>Homeboy meido
>ded

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegicc
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

>>7887845
You totally misunderstand. There's no sex involved. Just Aya, a turkey baster, and some sperm.

>>7887850
W-where did you get that?

On a side note, at least post some MF Doom lyrics.
What
These old things
About to throw them away
With the gold rings that make 'em don't fit like O.J
Usually I take them off with oil of ole
MC's is crabs in a barrel pass the old bay
Hot as hell and it's a cold day in it
Working on a way that we roll away tinted
Some say the price of holdin heat is often too high
You either be in a coffin or you be the new guy
The one that's too fly to eat shoe pie
[never too busy]
Never too busy when it comes down to you and I
[Swear to god]
A lot of niggaz wish to die
Need to hold they horses
There's bigger fish to fry
Your on the list
If not hit the number spot
Ten and a half Timbs is made to kick your bumbaclot
Could have had a V-8
F-150 quad cab but I'll be straight
Money comes and goes like that two bit hussy that night that tried to rush me
Dwight pass da dutchie
So I can calm down so they don't get it twisted
Take it from the fire side it wont get blistered
Got it
What happened oh it's not lit
These metal fingers be holding hot shit

So which one is pre-DS and which one is post-DS?

>>7887829

Am I mistaken, or is this a rapper trying to excuse his negligent discharge?

Nigga, my gun go off!!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!!!!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away

Momiji is badass, cute and beautiful. Looking at her pics makes me smile from ear to ear!

>>7887854
I don't care what's involved, I'm not going to be a part of it!
>>7887861
I don't quite get you...
>>7887871
Thanks for the compliment!

Can I see your feet Momiji?

Nigga, my gun go off
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>>7887864
>Me
>No trigger discipline

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha triggaa
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

>>7887875
But what about the signed contract?

>>7887878
>Me
Does that mean 50-Cent browses /jp/?

>>7887879
Why...?
>>7887884
I signed no such thing!

>>7887850

Oh, oh my... that is certainly a side of Momiji that I have never seen before... I uh, um...

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homicide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!

>>7887888
Thank you.

Your feet are so cute~

>>7887887
>Doesn't know /jp/ is a haven of true G's
>typical /jp/er: STFU and Look, I'm sick and tired of yall critisizing 50. I know EVERYTHING there is to know about 50 Cent. He is the best rapper out there, and if you don't think so, well you don't know music and you don't even listen to all of 50 Cent's songs. Some of the songs may be a little nasty but that isn't all he raps about. He sings about violence bacause he had somuch of it in his life! i mean he DID see his mother be murdered. and he sings about drugs sometimes because he dealed crack at a young age. he lost a lot of loved ones at a very young age too. he didn't start dealing drugs until that happened. Maybe you all should give his music a chance- by one of his cds. One day, i will meet 50 and tell him all about what i think. 50 Cent is the best!

Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

>>7887893
Thanks, I think...

>>7887875
Well, let's see...
Out here, there's games made about you Gensokyoians wacky adventures. When you and Aya first appeared, there was very little information about you available, so people assumed you were Aya's loyal subordinate/assistant. Some people even thought you were in love with her (but don't worry to much about that, people think that about everyone out here,) others thought you were just friends.
Then came a game called Double Spoiler that had a lot more info about you. According to DS, you really dislike Aya and fight her every time you meet, aren't her assistant at all, and might be racist against crow tengu. Now people don't know what to believe.
Therefor...which one of these personas are you closer too?