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Don't bully Momiji...

Just couldn't wait could you beast traits fetishist anon?

>>7865929
I'm not the patient type.
>>7865927
I'm not bullying her, I'm just curious.

I know that she can eat chocolate without being poisoned.
Probably....
C'mon, it's not like this thread was gonna get any worse.

>>7865934
Someone did some math on that, but I'm not entirely sure about it either.
It's probably best for me to ask her tonight (or tomorrow morning, really.)

>>7865936

I know dogs can eat a little bit of chocolate on rare occasions and be ok, but Momiji's bigger than a usual dog. For milk chocolate, 1 ounce per 1 lb is ~lethal dose, but pure cocoa (like baker's chocolate) is much more dangerous at 0.1 ounce per 1 lb.

So, Momiji, if she weighed say 110 lbs, could eat nearly 7 pounds of Hershey's bars .. suffice to say she probably couldn't eat more than 1 or 2 lbs at once and not get sick of it. However something like dark chocolate, she shouldn't have even one pound of it.

In my opinion she'd probably like Reece's a lot, since apparently dogs love peanut butter, and it has some chocolate too but not a lot (dogs love the taste of chocolate too actually, that's part of why it's dangerous; if they find some on their own they will eat it all), so, she could probably go to town on Reece's and still be ok.

The other thing is that chocolate isn't cytotoxic to dogs; it isn't like say arsenic. It's the theobromine in chocolate that affects them... actually, it works like some kind of ultra-hyper caffeine; it's dangerous because it's a crazy-powerful nervous system stimulant for them. So, if Momiji had a chocolate she'd get really, really energetic and hopped up. With a small amount, it'd actually be extremely adorable to give her some and watch her get all hyper.

>>7865994
now the real question

Would you poison your waifu to increse her libido?

>>7865922

Are you sure you're not the "where can I find a wolf"-guy?
Maybe you got hit on your head or something and forgot.

>>7866017
No you missed it last night, he's overly obsessed with people have sex in an animal fashion because of wanko anon.

6 nipples?

>>7866021

Checked back earlier today and read the thread from last night, plus the cake thread that sadly had little or no cake in it. Maybe I'm not seeing the forest for all the trees.

In either case, for the time being I'm going to assume "where can I find a wolf"-guy is back, possibly after six months of convalesence after having been bludgeoned half to death by Siberian park rangers.
Just in case.

>>7866038

I don't think so.

>>7866005
Probably.
I read a short story on something like that happening. She didn't make it.

>>7866044
Not related to the guy. I just have a fetish for people with animal parts and (partial OR complete) animal minds. Not so into pure bestiality, though.
I have had sex with a wolf once, though.

>>7866051
I remember that. Fuck you, Scorn.

>>7866100
Does someone mind posting this?
I'm strangely interested.

>>7866053

Did you have fun?

>Momiji

Slut.

>>7866274
Get out of here, fake.

I have that story of Momiji and the chocolate if anyone wants it.

>since apparently dogs love peanut butter
When I die, I don't want to go to Gensokyo, I want to be a butter dog for a poor lonely OL in japan.

>>7866315
NOT ONE OF US

>>7866320
When I die, I don't want to go to Gensokyo.
I want to become a God of my own universe.

>Now that we know Momiji has..

Point out where it states this in any of the games or manga, or get out.

>>7866386
She said so yesterday.
She also doesn't like Marvel vs Capcom 3.

>>7866410
Really? I thought she'd main Ammy?

>>7866425
No, apparently she doesn't like it.
I'll ask her something a bit more conclusive tonight.

Why am I trying to extort information out of my own waifu like this...?
Does Marvel vs Capcom really mean more to me than her?