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Can I fuck Messeth? What will that cost me?

>>7862797
Probably your whole soul

>>7862792
>summon a demon
>Nobody ever summons an angel.
>Why?

>>7862801
Because angels only give handjobs

No, I don't want to do this, how do I summon a major demon or possibly Satan to sell my soul for a loli?

>>7862805
Maybe if we kill enough minor demons Saten will make an appearance.

Can I summon the tooth fairy?

D..Does this actually work?

I remember this thread on /x/ a few months ago. Why don't you just make a servitor and eventually it will be the same as a lesser demon.

>>7862813
Possibly, why not give it a whirl? What have you got to lose?

>>7862813
It works but sometimes these stupid guides trick you into summoning a prankster demon who won't do shit and bug you for a week before he gets bored. The lesser demons don't have any powers anyway, you would need to summon higher ones to achieve any gain through rituals.

I've tried this twice and nothing

saving my soul for gensokyo

Which one is a succubus?

>>7862841
Why summon a succubus? She'll probably eat your cock and leave you to bleed to death

>>7862836
Did you draw the sigil correctly? Or perhaps someone forgot to dismiss him.

How do I summon Omega Sudo?

why this Messeth fella doesn't respond? are you sure about the traslation from hebrew? I can't be wrong, I talked with Ithaqua on this very same powerline two weeks ago.

>>7862845
why not

>>7862863
He is far too high level for you. Might want to start with normal Sudo unless you want your soul to be consumed.

Stop right there heretics!

I like how every claim made by that image is deliberately made to be difficult to verify/falsify as result of the "summoning".

May I ask this demon for LSD and DMT and maybe a little bit of marijuana?

>>7862875

>>7862850
>forgot to dismiss him
Goddammit, OP. You realize that by posting the ritual like this, you made it effectively impossible to complete succesfully, right? Too many people trying to do it at the same time. It's the fucking Necronomicon all over again.

Whatever happened to /jp/'s shared dreamspace? Did any of you manage to meet up for an astral tea party?

oh hay, the summoning circle is composed of the letters M E S T and H transposed over one another, with the letters E and S appearing twice and the letter T appearing six times.

Shouldn't the demon actually be named Messetttttth?

>>7862965
I don't wanna talk about it.

What Are Demons, And How Can We Defeat Them?

Demons are harmful bundles of negative spiritual energy which exist as negative spiritual entities. Frequently they try to attach themselves to people. They hate human beings, and they try to harm us in many ways. For example, they took over the personality of a student and caused him to commit the mass murders at Virginia Tech. They were behind the 9/11 attacks in the USA. They have been the cause of other mass murders in the past. They are the true root cause of terrorism, leading vulnerable people to slaughter innocent civilians. And they have also affected our leaders here in the USA, dulling their minds and leading them into the brutal and hopeless invasion and occupation of Iraq, motivated by the false belief that God wanted them to do it.

Demons try to control, harass, torment us, or drive us to do things we ought not to do or wish we didn't do. Bad temper, anger, depression, fear, various sicknesses, various addictions -- to mention a few -- are caused by demons. Sometimes these demons are able to enter into us and gain control over us because of some flaw in our natural defenses against them, such as problems in our brain chemistry. Other times, we attract demons to ourselves because of our actions or our desires or our beliefs.

>>7862841
Idiot, succubus' aren't even real.

>>7862967
The name of Jesus will drive Satan away. But it would be futile to order Satan’s departure if we leave the door wide open for him to flourish. The Bible tells us to not “give place” for the Devil (Eph. 4:27). That is, provide no area of your life where Satan can be comfortable or establish strongholds.

The enemy can always be found working in those who entertain sin, disobedience, rebellion or a self-willed nature. Unforgiveness toward others is another area which Satan flourishes (2 Cor. 2:11). Furthermore, any area of your life which is not submitted to God is considered open territory to the Devil, and he has the right to bring his expanding influence to those areas.

This is why the scripture says, “...submit to God. Resist the devil and he will flee from you” (James 4:7). The only way to actually resist Satan is to submit yourself fully to God. This was what Jesus was referring to when He said, “...the ruler of this world is coming, and he has nothing in Me” (John 14:30). Jesus had submitted himself to God, and although the Devil would try Him, there was nothing for the Devil to use to gain an advantage.

Rejoice Christian! God is in you, and YOU have been given power over the Devil! By submitting to God, and exercising your authority in the name of Jesus, you are more powerful than the enemy. “...He who is in you is greater than he who is in the world” (1 John 4:4).

>>7862810
only if you give it pizza

>>7862905
>May I ask this demon for LSD and DMT and maybe a little bit of marijuana?
Hell no. You might be able to swing some LSD _or_ DMT, but marijuana is right out.

>>7862965
It is still going on until further notice. It was forgotten over time, but it's not that hard to maintain:
http://teatimedreamparty.blogspot.com/

>>7862980
Do demons not approve of marijuana?

>>7862975
(...)We adjure you by the living God, by the true God, by the Holy God, by Yahweh "who so loved the world that He gave up His only Son, that every soul believing in Him might not perish but have life everlasting;" (John, 111,16) stop deceiving human creatures and pouring out to them the poison of eternal damnation; stop harming the Church and hindering her liberty. Begone, Satan, inventor and master of all deceit, enemy of man's salvation. Give place to Christ in whom you have found none of your works; give place to the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church acquired by Christ at the price of His Blood. Stoop beneath the all-powerful Hand of God; tremble and flee when we invoke the Holy and Terrible Name of Jesus, this Name to which the Virtues, Powers and Dominations of heaven are humbly submissive, this Name which causes hell to tremble, this Name which the Cherubim and Seraphim praise unceasingly repeating: Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord, the God of Armies.

>>7863017
Correct, not even demons would approve of something that deadly.

>>7863015
>>7862975
>>7862967

Your kind isn't welcome here, bub.

>>7863017
If I recall correctly hash corresponds to Kether according to 777 and with Kether basically being the Godhead depending on how you look at it, it would make sense demons wouldn't be overly fond of it, unless somehow they respond or relate themselves to Kether.

in case anyone hasnt figured out yet, messeth is not a benign demon, enjoy your bad luck for doing the ritual. this is one of many troll summoning images made by /x/

I think I got the wrong guy.

>>7863038
There really is no such thing as a benign demon. You're better off manifesting your tulpa.

>Satan
>Saten

>>7863043

>>7863044
You know too much..

>>7863044
What plane of hell do I have to draw from to summon Saten-san?

I would gladly brave any horrors to be with her.