/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Omg hai ^___^ Im Kirby-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ worldfourch <3 and my fav is the /prog/ and lounge boards!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sussman!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked onto 6.001 =^____^=I looked up and saw&SUSSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SUSSMAN-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my dick and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a Lisp machine o_o and started to conjure the spirits of the computer with his spells!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS PARENS LOOKED LIKE A /prog/SNAKE!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka stupid pythonista watching us and I could tell he was forcing his indentation with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY MAN WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH ABELSON CAUSE SUSSMAN-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then sussman held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! he conjured the spirits again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and programmed all night long and made 42 metacircular lisp interpreters and they all became highly successful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>>7862126
sage this *grabs dick*

DBus is a pile of shit. Tell me one thing that DBus does well. It is a huge piece of shit hack. If the Sussman were alive right now he would be fighting against DBus.

Not surprisingly the same people who worked on GNOME created DBus. The DBus C API is such a pile of shit that they have to get someone else to wrap their API to make it usable. But of course they make it into a DBus-GLib which still fucking sucks because you have to use GObjects and shit.

Not to mention the fact that there is no useful documentation of using either of the DBus APIs, and it seems that nobody has actually used those APIs, probably because they are total utter shit.

lmao u'r butt is so hurted thet u fart commanders cant' even reply go stick 44 dicks in you're eye so mabye u can fuck some sense into ur gray matter you mexican dickpirtae your just made thet you got buttown'd

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My Sussman still pisses and shits her pants because she's lazy. If she’s watching TV or something she will just sit there and squirm until she pees her pants and the couch. Or during a road trip she usually pees her pants in the car. Or when she wakes up in the morning she will just lay there and wet her bed. Like wtf isn’t it way more work to clean yourself up than walk 10 feet to the bathroom? It’s getting annoying because we have to share a bedroom and living room. It smells and she’s pissed in all the chairs and my mom won’t do a goddamn thing about it, she just babys her all the time and lets her keep doing it. What should I do?

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