/jp/ - Otaku Culture

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

Oh boy another one of these threads. In before the same tired replies.

>>7857164
You type quickly son.

Western culture isn't amazing.

It's oppressive, stifling and depressing. That's why the West has some of the highest suicide rates in the world. It's certainly nothing to aspire or wish for.

Most young people who actually are Caucasian do their best to appear as asian as possible. They're consuming asian goods, are dressing asian, listening to south korean music and living an asian lifestyle is THEIR dream while you try to reach for a delusion of a better life in another culture because you have been rejected in your own.

Fun fact: Even characters in comic books look as if they're portraying Saiyans.

tl;dr

ITT: Copypasta

>>7857178
OP here

No copypasta, wrote that shit myself.

>>7857182
Why don't you get some friends, try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

>>7857182
My condolences.

>>7857186
Saging does ABSOLUTELY fucking nothing.

And that's pretty funny coming from a /jp/ regular

>>7857192
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

People who think they got it all because they realized worshipping another culture is retarded are just one inch below actual weeaboos in obnoxiousness

A Bizarre Serial Murder Mystery. There's A Serial Killer Close By. A Prohibited Psychothriller. The Multi-Sight System Reveals Surprising Truth!

In this game there are two heroes, Kojiroh and Marina, who are each called to solve their own cases. This game allows you to switch characters at any time to solve the mysteries these heroes encounter. This "Multi-Sight Adventure" allows you to view what's happening behind-the-scenes from the other character's perspective, bump into each other, and sometimes even help each other out. Together, they come closer and closer to the shocking truth through their combined actions and skills of deduction.

Marina's Episode: Marina is a national intelligence agent with a 99% success rate. Her new assignment is to protect the daughter of a Japanese embassy official stationed abroad. As you encounter numerous attackers, you become aware of a dangerous government dispute that is the root of all these attacks.

Kojiroh's Episode: A seemingly down-on-his-luck private investigator finally gets a break, as he is hired to locate some mysterious piece of art. Even though he feels a little weird about this case, the pay is huge! Yet he may be drawn into an unexpected nightmare involving a string of bizarre murders.

[From the back of the box of Eve: Burst Error]

>>7857192
You are tragically stupid.

"W-Why on earth would you want to-"
Reimu looks at you with a mix of confusion and embarrassment. You cut her off sharply, reminding her that she'd agreed to this in return for a sizable donation.
"Okay, fine." she pouts, and lays down on the floor.
You gingerly lay on top of her, holding her down. She squirms a little under you, and looks away from you with a huff. Refusing to make eye contact, she extends her arm upwards, exposing her armpit. "Just go ahead and do it," she snaps. You admire the contours of her side, her barely visible ribs, the side of her breast wrapped in a sarashi, and finally the smooth valley of her armpit. It glistens slightly in the light from her sweat, and you lower your nose in and inhale deeply. Reimu's fragrance is magnificent, and you find yourself becoming hard almost instantly. Reimu yelps with surprise as you begin to lick her, the salty taste of her perspiration flooding your mouth and driving you wild with lust. She can feel your erection pressing into her thigh, and as you continue to lick her armpit she mutters "P-pervert..."
Mad with excitement you withdraw your face from her side and greedily instruct her "Other side."

She sighs and obeys your command, extending her other arm upwards. You bury your face in her other armpit and begin to lick her vigorously once more.

"Oh god, Reimu," you mutter under your breath, and the excitement is too much for you to bear. As you lick the sweat from her other pit, you actually reach orgasm and begin to cum in your pants. "Mmmm, Reimu!" you groan. Realizing what is going on, she squirms and attempts to push you off of her. Having reached climax anyways, you relent and sit up, letting her get out from underneath you.

Reimu's reaction to you having cum just from licking her armpits is one of complete disgust. However, 100,000 yen speaks louder than words and she wraps her hand around yours, withdrawing the wad of sweaty bills.

She gives you a look that's somewhere between utter contempt and genuine thanks, and sends you on your way, looking for something to wipe your saliva from her underarms.

I figured this thread was on both /a/ and /jp/

Why do people assume that /jp/ is full of weeaboos, anyways?

This is only good part of Japanese culture. They are portal professionals.

But rest is usual trolling - Japanese really see themselves to look like anime they draw.

>He thinks we like japan, and not just its media.

>>>/int/

>>7857214
The same reason why people seem to think /fit/ is full of weightlifting badass pussy magnets.

>>7857223
What's the story behind this picture?

What if Marisa had balls?

>>7857251
I found it on my hard drive and named 2 orins.jpg

Well, in the case that OP isn't a copypasta, most people here know that, OP. We know that Japan isn't superior in any way, we just got hooked into Japanese games and stuff; which a big part of it panders to losers. That is, to us.

>>7857261
You found it on your hard drive? Not on the internet?

>>7857254
ww3 was averted

>weeaboo on /jp/
It's like calling a man attending a gaypride parade a 'faggot'

>>7857285
But that's wrong.

>>7857285
It's like calling a leprechaun gay because they're both related to rainbows.

>>7857285
What if the man just wanted to be supportive and went there with his gay friend as a companion?

And here comes the part where people start posting their essays on what weeaboo means to them and how the definition has changed over the years.

stfu suigin

>>7857299
Weeaboo is a wordfilter for Wapanese. That is, someone who pretends to be Japanese. The difference between that and people who just likes anime, or manga, or games, or even some aspects of the culture, and the weeaboo is that the former doesn't think that Japan is a superior country, or doesn't want to Japanese, or the like.

They can be easily spotted. If you see someone saying that they like Japanese media and they mostly hide they power level, they are mostly not weeaboos. But if you see someone saying that Japan is superior, KAWAII DESU NE~ XD and wanting to travel to Japan so he can live there, he's most probably a weeaboo.

I'm agree with OP, K-ON ! is the most depressing thing I've seen.