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Anyway, you shouldn't call the manager for that. You are stupid or what?
And if you want japanese style noodle just go to your local japanese restaurant.

Pretty smooth way to spot lousy managers.

Duly noted.

You are literally retarded.

>>7848991
I just panicked when he got all angry and didn't have the bottle to ask him if he had any jobs available.

>at FUCKING SUPERMARKET
>hot girl at counter
>ask for my daily dose
>notice brown liquid trickling down my leg
>fat ugly feminist whore at counter calls manager
>manager comes at me bro
>I ask where all the white ramen at
>hes a bear
>bear starts roaring
>spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>get on the floor
>everybody does the dinosaur

FUCKING SUPERMARKETS

My God, you are an embarrassment.
Listen here, get out of /jp/, get of the Internet and start practicing talking to people. Watch videos on youtube of people talking to other people and practice in the mirror, if needed. Do it, now.

It's so cute to see little anon try and fail

>>7849009
It's harder than that, I have mental problems.
I wish I could just go outside and talk to people.

>>7849024
I know, squidy is adorable~♥

>>7849006
gb2 /b/&/a/ with your levels of faggotry

This is most amusing to me when I imagine Akari as being the OP.

The bad idea started when you thought about finding a job. The terrible idea started when you thought about finding a job that requires social interactions.

>>7849006
wtf dude what a faggot. i'd kill myself if i were u

>>7849029
♥♥♥♥♥♥
Saten-san,
I ♥ u 2

I'm glad I got up just in time to see the daily Akari blog thread

>>7849030
No you don't. You just don't want to normally talk to people hard enough.

>>7849058
I want to improve myself, I'm sick of being a social retard and staying in my room all day.

but is it /jp/ related because you buy japanese noodles?

I would have asked him why the fuck he was screaming like a retard.

>>7849081
I do, I want to improve myself, I am sick of the way I am. I have tried going outside and striking up random conversations with people but I always end up going full retard.

>>7849098
Well it's not as if I'm pushing a good /jp/ related thread of the front page, have you seen the state of /jp/ right now?

>>7849081
You're an idiot. Applying your buttfuck, brain-dead logic to another topic, a person without legs can't walk because he's not trying hard enough? You are, quite frankly, fucking stupid. And that's coming from a person with a personality disorders and a couple of mental problems.

TOMHOM GENERAL GUYS GET IN HERE

SHOOTAN
DODGAN
LE SPELL CARDAN
WHOS YOUR FAVORITE TOUHOUAN
RAAAGEAN

>2011
> not listening to iosys

>>7849111
>a person without legs can't walk because he's not trying hard enough?
>And that's coming from a person with a personality disorders and a couple of mental problems.

With such a poor analogy, I guess it's no wonder you still got your problems.

That's the key word here, faggot, "mental". It's not a physical aspect that's lacking, it's something that as long as you retain your cognitive ability, you can emulate it's solution inside your brain. It's different than brain damage too. You are perfectly able to improve your own social anxiety. Just observe other "normal" people and try to copy their behavior on a first level. Yeah, you'll fail horribly, but as you keep practicing, you can alter your behavior so that your problem isn't an obstacle to your life.

Get a hold of yourself Squiddy...!

You can do it!

Ganbatte!!

>>7849162
This is what normalfags actually believe.

>>7849182
It's the truth.

Why do you care anyway? It's the OP who supposedly asks for help, not you.

>>7849182
Yeah, it's a very sad thing.

>>7849188
Because I hate you people who still believe physical problems are worse than mental ones.

>>7849188
OP will only keep having these terrible experiences, nothing will ever change. You are just encouraging him to whitstand pointless suffering.

>At work.
>Two guys come up to me asking for directions.
>I think to myself "I'll tell them to head away that direction and they'll find what they're looking for."
>Point my arm where they need to go.
>I open my mouth and two words come out.
>"Go away."
>Stand with a dumb look on my face wondering how I managed to say that instead of what I wanted to say.
>They both stare at me awkwardly for about half a minute before they walk away.
>I do something like this at least a dozen times a day.

Story of my life.

>>7849006
> brown liquid
What?

Man up, Squidy.

>>7849199
He will suffer either way, but at least if he starts going outside, he will have less time for shitty threads.

>>7849202
You must think I don't have issues myself. And "worse" doesn't mean you can't deal with it. Nor you have an excuse not to try. It's not hard straining yourself and practicing interaction with other people. You don't have to become a full-blown normal, just enough that people can leave you alone without making you feel embarrassed and ruin the rest of your day, like OP's.

>there's a piano in school anyone can use
>hear someone play the beginning of cirno's math class
>flip the fuck out
>run to see who it is
>see girls
>they talk about anime and railgun
>one looks like saten
>i stare at them so hard they hurt
>they laugh at me and say "lol LOOK AT THAT BAKA WHAT A CIRCLE NINE"
>they act like i don't know what they're talking about
>start sweating
>can barely resist farting and pissing my pants
>bell rings
>they run
>i'm the only one late
>everyone in class laughs
>run out of class crying
>listen to linkin park
what a day

>walk home
>suddenly, a mugger jumps out of a dark alley
>knocks me to the ground
>shouts "give me all your money!"
>"You too!"

>>7849213
Stuff like that happens to me all the time. I remember when a girl I liked randomly wished me Happy Birthday, I was really surprised so instead of saying thanks I said "Oh, Happy Birthday!" in a really squeaky voice.

It was so awkward. She probably thought I was mocking her.

>Walk into gamestop with $60, looking for a game to buy
>While I'm browsing, I notice a fat neckbeard in the corner with a lump in his coat looking nervous
>Think it's just his boner, smile and keep browsing
>Hear the click of a gun, it turns out he's a fucking robber
>He tells everyone that he's gonna shoot up the place if we don't give him money
>The retard at the counter tries to run away, he gets shot at in the back
>The gunman starts shooting up the entire store
>Looking for cover, I jump behind the nearest game rack
>Four bullets hit me in non-vital parts of my body
>Bloody and almost unconcious, I look up to see why nothing shielded me
>"PS3 games and accessories"
>Fall unconcious, wake up in hospital

>>7849256
I always find this one amusing. You know, that extremely cancerous kind of amusing.

>Go out to the convenience store late at night to avoid people
>Run into a drunk hobo on the way there
>The guy is in a rage and stabs me
>He runs off
>..Now i had to walk all the way to the hospital
>2 days later i am out of the hospital and home again
>I am now very hungry but there is no fucking way i am going outside again.

And my parents always said that going outside wont kill you.
Fuck you mom/dad.

>>7849256
Why did I laugh dammit?

>At college eating lunch
>Kid of chest height wall runs down the room with benches on either side.
>Sit down with friends
>Messing about. Someone says something stupid and I go "DURRRRRRRRRRRRR" really loudly like a retard
>Woman's head pokes over the wall and says "Grow up. That's really nasty."
>As we walk out of the lunch room I see that there are about 8 kids with down syndrome sat the other side of the wall. The woman was their helper.

>>7849324

>>7849324

>>7849324
I never understood why retards should be allowed to exist.

Asking for/Returning applications is one of the most embarrassing things ever.

To this day I've only done online ones or asked my mom to go and get one for me. Nothing like awkwardly standing around a gas station with a filled application only to walk out without buying anything.

>>7849338
This, eugenics should be more widespread. They are nothing but a drain on resources.

>>7849188
>It's the truth.
That's not what observable science tells us.
People can be cognitively aware of a solution but lack that faculties to make use of this information.

>>7849341
>I never understood why retards should be allowed to exist
>>7849338
>This, eugenics should be more widespread. They are nothing but a drain on resources.

lol, NEETS are the same.
Enjoy going nowhere in life

>>7849241
>It's not hard straining yourself and practicing interaction with other people.
Observe the impossibility of sickness in the mind of the the living.

>>7849287
I can't really understand why people do this. You're going to have to approach the cashier anyways, so it's still pretty horrible. And going out at night is even scarier because of all the delinquents.

The last time I went to the movies alone, I nearly died.

It was about 30 minutes until my movie started, so I decided to wait in the lobby area where the movie certificate cashiers were stationed.

About 5 minutes after I sat down a bunch of teenagers walked in and sat down across from me. They acted like regular teenagers, joking, laughing, etc. Then, about 20 minutes from when the moving pictures were to start, the teenagers stopped talking, and started looking at me.

Right then I knew I was fucked. The Alpha Female of the group tilted her head and seductively yelled over the sounds of the cafeteria "Waiting for someone?"

I immediately became aware of my breathing, but I couldn't control consciously it. My brain told my lungs to shut down everything. I would take a short breath, hold it for 20-30 seconds, and then exhale. I was so focused on doing this that I didn't even think to respond, or notice that my arms were convulsing.

One of the teenagers immediately jumped from his chair and asked if I was having a seizure, and asked if I needed help.

I did the first thing that came to mind.

I jumped out of my seat, screamed "NOPE" and then passed out.

When I woke up, I was surrounded by the group of teenagers, all of them laughing. Evidently my zipper was down, and when I fell it jarred my fear boner loose, making it pop out of my pants.

That's about the time the EMTs showed up. They immediately put a towel over my dick, and they were pretty classy about it.

Then they started asking me questions, which I just played off as dehydration.

It was so traumatic that I had to leave before my movie started, though.

So guys, how long do you have to wait for a staff change at cinema? I'm pretty sure the current staff would be able to recognize me if I went back.

>>7849351
at least I can THINK and FEEL like a normal human being. How about you go spout your ZOG propaganda somewhere else, we won't fall for mixing our race with retards.

>mfw goim has sex with blacks due to white guilt

>>7849341
>This, eugenics should be more widespread.
Retardation is more often a problem of environment rather than heredity; the environment in question being the Mother's womb.

Retardation can not be solved through eugenics. It's not that it's immoral, it's that it doesn't work.

>>7849370
No-one gives a flying fuck how you 'think' and 'feel,' faggot. You're still just trash to the world. The worst kind of trash

>>7849361
Do you not work a job?

If so i'm terribly sorry but you are banned from the Cinema for life.

>>7849345
In that case, go seek some professional help.

From some comments and shit on his formspring, squidy sounded a lot more alpha back in the days. He also kept saying he lived in different places, England, Australia, Canada?

Is he just a compulsive liar?

>>7849380
I think these threads are bullshit.

>>7849373
Down's syndrome itself is actually genetic. However it cannot be solved by eugenics since it isn't hereditary, only caused by dodgey ovae.
Not that I think down's syndrome individuals should be removed, they're probably a lot better people than most "normal" individuals.

>>7849361
Download or buy some BD movies instead.
Movie theaters are great, but they're usually when you go watch stuff with friends. Why would you make more effort for something which can be obtained with much less effort?

>>7849162
When you show me a solution for mental retardation, schizophrenia, or dissociative identity disorder I might take your advice seriously. For now, though, you sound like someone who just finished their first psychology course in high school and thinks he knows shit about mental conditions.

>>7849361

>>7849361
no spaghettin fell out of your pocket?

I never asked to be socially retarded, /jp/.

>ring up my mates to go planking
>blake decides to plank the inside of a wheel well on a bus
>unsurprising he is crushed when the bus resumes forward
>we all give his flattened body a pat on the back and have a pint in his honor on the middle of the road
>full on party within a half hour
>activision execs show up and ask where they can sign the rights to blake's name for a planking video game
>police immediately swarm in, arrest the execs, ban the video game, and drink a pint with us before dispersing the party
>get bitten by a rattler on my way home
>infected and I've probably got about a day to live
>decide to drink a pint to honor the occasion
>no fosters left
>How can I blame this on America?

Such is life in Australia

>>7849376
Shut up, nigger.

>>7849370
>at least I can THINK and FEEL like a normal human being.
Statistically unlikely. The brain is both a complicated and delicate organ, and is capable of achieving the same ends (that is, cognizance) through multiple avenues.
You have better odds of thinking and feeling in an untypical manner than you do of thinking and feeling in the most common manner.

>>7849416

>>7849416
I did.

>>7849434