/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My brother had friends over once, and I didn't have any cups or bottles in my room, so I had to piss in one of the DVD spindle covers.

As soon as I graduated High School, I've never left the house.

It's been 2 years.

I do the same shit OP but fuck I at least get rid of the shit as soon as possible

You should probably go see a doctor if your piss is red/brown.

>>7847409
No one comes in my room, much much less my closet.

>>7847408
It's aged and concentrated, might have a bit of tea in there.

Feels good to have an open window to piss out of

>>7847418
I normally do this in the winter, have an AC in the way now though.

I thought I was on /v/ for a second. They piss in bottles too you know.

>>7847434
I feel that our reasons for bottle pissing may be different.

>>7847397
This is worse than attention whoring and not /jp/ related at all.

Reported.

Bro you might want to have your kidneys checked out if your pissing the color of soda

It's a sign of kidney failure

>The more you know

>>7847601

Bro
>>7847416
The more you know.

I missed the chance to say goodbye to my grandmother in the hospital because I couldn't bring myself to leave the house.

Probably the biggest regret of my life.

>>7847711
I'm sorry to hear that.

I have a job and hate it

not because of the work, I like the work, but because of having to talk to people

Didn't eat for over a week or two. Didn't really drink water either. I think I almost died to be honest, the dehydration feeling was really bad and I was in constant pain. It's amazing how much it hurt and where.

>>7847409
I do the same thing but only when drunk or very tired.

Currently have 4 Icehouse cans full of piss that have been there for months.

how the fuck can you not go to the bathroom? i mean, fuck, who is going to see you, your parents? once you close the door you're in the fortress of fucking solitude with the throne of contemplation awaiting your ass

>>7848029
> who is going to see you
I don't piss in bottles, but I can understand it. It's not safe outside the room. Anything could happen, anon.

>>7847586
i thought that was a cookie and was happy
then i realized that it was a pizza
a black pizza

what the fuck dude

>>7848035
thought it was burger meat

>>7847711
Yeah, I haven't visited any relative in the last two years. "I´m busy with school" I tell them.

>>7848028
The body reacts to lack of food by slowing the metabolism. I've been starving myself for a year know and I barely feel hungry anymore.
I only eat when I'm bored or whenever they force me out of the room yelling my name for over an hour.

I quit my job because my boss caught me spending my breaks in the bathroom and said I have to stay in the breakroom with everyone else.

>>7848032
and here i thought it was all because you guys didn't want to have to deal with the eyes of stranger or the possibility of conversation.

>>7848037
> barely feel hungry anymore
Yeah, same here. It only takes a day or two for the feeling of hunger to go away. It's pretty easy to live that way, that is, until the pain and dizziness come around. Don't starve and dehydrate yourself too long. Once you're too afraid to even get water for prolong periods of time it gets really bad.

>>7848027
>implying that shit doesn't smell brah

>>7848029
Because I can read minds.
I know exactly what someone is thinking when they see my 22 year old jobless ass going to the kitchen to get something to eat.

Luckily my room is upstairs along with a bathroom so I can just fill a cup in the sink to drink and go in there to piss when I want. If I don't want anyone to know I'm moving around I piss in the sink.

Sucks when I can't find any bottles around, then I have to piss on the floor

I have mushrooms growing in the corner of my room and inside of my soda pop cans spread all over my floor. They have been sitting there for years now, I am unable to leave my room.

>>7848037 The body reacts to lack of food by slowing the metabolism.

It also starts to cannibalize your muscles for energy. And lets not forget that the brain requires huge amounts of energy to do anything much beyond basic life support.

>>7848052
>>7848052
This so....fucking much.

I hate when my parents give me the "look"

I am 29, jobless, and a virgin but tbh I am enjoying my life. I don't bother anyone and I stay in my room. I could live my entire life without a girlfriend and be content.

>this fucking thread

youre all trolling right?

>>7848065
Toss the the mushrooms out the window. Or eat them.

>mfw I do the same thing, but with semen bottles.

Also I live on the top story of my house and one time I filled a water balloon with my semen and threw it at the school joggers.

>>7848071
I can't get near them. I get jitters when I get near that corner of my room. It's basically covered by an old blanket and been like that for about a year now. I think it's a mixture of soda, spilled drinks, old pizza, cheetos, chips, pasta, and all of the fast food leftovers you can think of. I think I will get poisoned if I remove the cover.

>>7848073
I think you're going to die in there.

>>7848073
what the fuck man.

I would have nightmares about that shit, what if there's some type of mole monster down there or fungus mutation animal thing.

Get help please.

>>7848075
probably am
>>7848076
There might be creatures and bugs down there, who knows.

I wouldn't even know where to start as far as cleaning it. As soon as I take the blanket off I will be exposed to poison

>come to /jp/ for the first time on a whim
>this is the first thread i see
>mfw

>>7848085
epic greentext + reaction pic&mfw = winz over 9000

>>7848085
Perhaps you should go back to /b/.

this thread was actually linked in /sp/

>>7848082
The blanket stops you from seeing the mess, but it does fuck all to stop microscopic spores. Just get a face mask to stop the worst of what you might stir up, and ventilate as well as possible during and after. Also clean the entire apartment afterwards, as well as yourself. Thoroughly.

Or if you're really lazy, then there are people who clean up that kinds of mess for a living.

>>7848090
>>7848088
don't be mad you're the lowest of the low. From the looks of this thread you fucks are halfway to killing yourselves anyway

>>7848102
I don't see any anger in that post,sir.
Now plz go xD

Those of you slowing down your metabolism by not eating, that's fine and all but watch out. If you're ever put back into reality and start eating normally again, you'll gain weight pretty fast.

I got used to eating once a day but then I had to go out of town with my dad to help him with work. I started eating 3 meals a day again and put on like 10 pounds in less than 2 weeks. I though it was kind of weird since I was working outside and sweating but still gaining weight.

Fucking metabolism.

>>7848102
suck my cock dude

>>7848102
Why are you on 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? Try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

You guys are fucking weird.

>>7848115
At least I get more pussy than you'll ever see, nerd.

>>7848112
> you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot

really? because it looks like you just did.

>>7848113
I doubt you could find it.

>>7848120
>replying to copypasta

>laughingneets.jpg

>>7848120
I just felt a need to help you realize that, weeaboo faggot.

>>7848120
>>7848112
BOOM. ROASTED.

I go full days without getting out of bed, not even eating or drinking, just laid there with my laptop on my chest.

Been thinking about killing myself for ages, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I keep rationalising it as "It would hurt the people who care about me", but I'm just being a coward, there's nobody who would care.

When I was in a dorm in highschool, I had to wait to go to the bathroom because there were people outside my door.
I also would avoid eating sometimes because I didn't want to be eating alone at my table.

Oh and I can't participate in online chats or online games because they require talking to people and be involved with them.

>>7848069
Members of 4chan obviously have social disorders of varying degrees.

I can definitely agree with some of the posters. My biggest reason for rarely ever going out in public is that nothing appeals to me. Stores are understocked and rarely carry any new series of anime, even if they did, physically purchasing it would be a nightmare at the register.

>>7848140
I buy lube and condoms at a store and it's not so bad because that's all I ever buy from that specific store.

>tfw on my work breaks I don't even go into the break room, I go straight to the bathroom and sit on the toilet for 1 hour. And when people ask where I go during break I tell them I have to take a trip home to help my sister who is injured

>>7848073
I had a similar event in my bathroom. Half the ceiling turned black with mold and it'd make my eyes burn. Eventually I just sealed it off permanently out of fear the spores would spread to the rest of the house. There was also the fact my jizztub was in there so I was worried about creating some sort of hybrid shroompeople.

I never went back in there and just moved out leaving the mess.

>>7848069

>>7848162
>>7848162
>hybrid shroompeople.

oh boy im barely getting my breath back

thank you for that laugh

>>7848162
I would love to see what your jizztub looked like after a few years.

In Japan, toilet pees on you.

>>7847586
I would eat this pizza if it isn't fattening. Is it? What happens to food when it's burnt to a crisp? Does heat make stuff healthier??? I don't wanna be a chubby bunny with a heart fulla honey.

>>7848292
What is the bag for..?

>>7848301
in case you want to bring a stool sample to your doctor.

Not being able to have human relationships go beyond acquaintanceship, is all social anxiety has done to me. A lonely life, yet I love it about 95% of the time. No pissing in bottles for me, but I have resorted to the sink a few times. /itch ass

I used to pee in my bottles all the time. Now I usually just hold it in until they leave, and I am a mega low tier hikikomori. That is all.

>I've pissed in to avoid having to go through people to get to the bathroom

Explain this to me on how this makes sense at all please? Why would one person want to piss in bottles just to avoid going to the toilet? Forget being a lazy autistic fuck on not going to the toilet, why the HELL would you want your room stinking of pish?

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