/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fresh from /a/'s Shiki vs. Shirou topic

>>7843416
>>7843410
Go back to /a/.

>>7843417
No, Deal with it.

>>7843422
suck my cock dude

>>7843428
I'll suck you're cock dude

>>7843431
Are you sure?
I haven't washed for days.

>>7843435
I love the salty taste even more~

>>7843450
Where can I meet you?

>>7843450
Unwashed dick isn't salty.

>>7843546
Mine is.

Actually, you can not clean your dick for years and have it smell good, because what makes it smell bad (and not salty) is dried precum.

>>7843556
Have you actually tried this, otheriwse you're just spewing bullshit.

>>7843582
I haven't tried it for a year, but for a month. I can assure you that dried precum is responsible of 99% of the smell.

I seem to have cut the skin on the head of my penis while furiously masturbating.
Now I can't masturbate for fear of an infection.

>>7843598
Well don't do that then, and see a doctor. And make sure to use lube or something.

>>7843416

/a/ had a Shiki vs. Shirou thread?

Did they come to the usual conclusion of "Shiki would win if we ignore his death-by-brain-explosion"?

Arcueid route Shiki vs. UBW route Shirou, of course. Archer's-arm Shirou wins vs. any Shiki.

/jp/ - dicks/general

>>7843410
lol thas a funny edit of that P4 comic with brotagionst =D who are the charactres in it?

Shiki would win because Shiki has Akiha and Shirou would go into depression knowing that he'll never get anyone so perfect.

>>7844435

you are cruisin for a bruisin you little faggot ass motherfucker

>>7844442
Even Akiha knows she isn't perfect, which is why she is jealous of Arcueid.

>>7844605
you better hope i never learn where you live in r/l because i will track you down and hit you

>>7844605
I'll kill you if you talk that way about Akiha ever again.

>>7844641
>>7844658
Gee, Akiha fans are so violent.

>>7844681
>>7844681

>>7844605
do you have any family? I will kidnap you and make you watch as I feed them undercooked food which will likely give them stomach aches later in the day

after that I will punch you in the face and make you watch

>>7844641
>>7844658
>>7844724
suck my cock dude

>>7844740
I'll suck it but you have to pay me first

Why are all those girls in Harry Potter's bed?

>Thread on /fate/

Pic related.
Nice discussion.

>Thread on /jp/

Shitty as always, filled with autistic retards from touhou threads.

>>7844975
Nice assumptions there, bro.

>>7844975
That thread.
As expected of a bunch of virgin nerds

>>7844975
Who are you quoting?

>>7844975

/jp/ has already boiled down Shiki vs. Shirou.
"Shiki wins if he can kill NPs and his brain doesn't explode, his brain explodes otherwise".

Using Fate and UBW Shirous with no contracts with Saber or Tohsaka respectively.

HF Shirou's personal power is a mystery, and with Archer's arm, would destroy Shiki.

All there is to it.

>>7844975
Sorry that we're not all manchildren with a shitty taste here.

>>7845005
According to "95% threads are about touhou" - yes, you are.
Or even worse.

>>7845010
Sorry out tastes differ from yours, must be so hard.

You're a shitty example of a Fate fan, further derailing the thread with comments like that.

>>7845010
/jp/ IS 2hu, 2hu is /jp/. It's logical that 95% here would be dedicated to Touhou.
There aren't that many of them though.

>>7845015
Is funny because I'm wearing a suit right now and Arc is black.

>>7845003

so it boils down to shiki taking off his glasses, shirou unraveling his arm, and both of them staring at each other until one of them has a fatal brain hemorrhage and dies?

that's rather anticlimactic.

>>7845005
>not a manchild

>>7845096
Who are you quoting?

Nice projecting, nerd.
>>>/a/

>>7845096

Uidrew, is that you again?