/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[x] Poop on the floor

We head north!

[Y] I go and take a dump inside of it.

Go home and sleep

[x] rape mailbox

>>7837327
I don't know the word "poop".

>>7837331
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

[ ] ?

[!] what the HELL is a boarded front door and the small mailbox can go to HELL

>>7837335
You can't see any mailbox here!

>>7837352
Throw fecal matter at window.

>>7837332
You used the word "go" in a way I don't understand.

/a/ tier RP threads again?

see you next week, /jp/.

>>7837354
Such language in a high-class establishment like this!

>>7837368
[x] rape invisible mailbox

>>7837359
I don't know the word "fecal".

>>7837378
You can't see any invisible mailbox here!

Ah, Zork. You might have better success with this over at /v/ though.

>>7837382
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

>>7837386
I'm not expecting a legit game, I was just parodying the CYOA shit that used to happen here and wondering if anyone else would catch on to what I was doing.

>>7837371
To be fair, /jp/ popularized CYOAs with YWUIG, but I doubt you've been here long enough to know that.

Which way do I go to be eaten by a Rumia?

[x] open mailbox

There's got to be some reason its pointed out there.

>>7837385
I feel disappointed in myself for having laughed at that

>>7837394
You can't see any mailbox here!

>>7837386
The non-rumia touhou image completely threw me off.

>>7837392
Yeah, and those were banned for good reason.

>>7837393
House's attic

>>7837400
Well then I walk east to the house, didn't know this'd be so specific.

[x] Fuck mailbox
[x] Eat door
[x] Eat house
[x] Eat field

>>7837417
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.

[ ] ?

>>7837403
I recall having a good bit of fun with them. Unfortunately, the board got flooded with YWUIG threads. Even /a/, back when board relations were still amiable, had tons of "GM is online" threads.

>>7837371
Why do you think /jp/ was created; it was to put all the role-playing faggots in a separate board from /a/.

>>7837426
You can't see any mailbox here!
You can't see any door here!
I don't think that the white house would agree with you.
I don't know the word "field".

>>7837430
You're not very subtle, we/a/boo-kun.

>>7837435
[x] exit game.

>>7837435
Not a burglar

[x] continue east into forest, wary of my surroundings.

>>7837427
Not a burglar

[x] continue east into forest, wary of my surroundings.

>>7837451
I don't know the word "game".

>>7837453
You are in a small clearing in a well marked forest path that extends to the east and west.

[ ] ?

>>7837458
[x] Eat Self

>>7837458
[x] Go to the east side because it's the best side

>>7837466
Auto-cannibalism is not the answer.

>>7837458
[x] Go down west path

>>7837471
[x] Yes it is

>>7837467
You are at the top of the Great Canyon on its west wall. From here there is a marvelous view of the canyon and parts of the Frigid River upstream. Across the canyon, the walls of the White Cliffs join the mighty ramparts of the Flathead Mountains to the east. Following the Canyon upstream to the north, Aragain Falls may be seen, complete with rainbow. The mighty Frigid River flows out from a great dark cavern. To the west and south can be seen an immense forest, stretching for miles around. A path leads northwest. It is possible to climb down into the canyon from here.

>>7837477
That sentence isn't one I recognize.

>>7837476
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.

[ ] ?

>>7837488
[x] rape tree

>>7837488
Whoops, guess it'll be fun to live with my potential mistake.

[x]continue down this path further, keeping senses keen for any potential dangers.

I like how only one person is actually going along with this

Zork = Subterranean Animism

>>7837494
What a (ahem!) strange idea.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.

>>7837495
This is a forest, with trees in all directions. To the east, there appears to be sunlight.

[ ] ?

>>7837505
[x] Search distance
[x] Eat bird

>>7837507
I don't know the word "distance".
You can't see any songbird here.

>>7837505
I get the feeling I'm going to have gone in a circle.

[x] head east through forest, keep watch of feet to avoid tripping over roots and the like

>>7837505
[X]Climb tree

Gotta get dat bauble.

>>7837511
[x] Kill self

Jesus Christ, guys, 50 posts and you still haven't gotten intimate with a touhou.

[x] Get intimate with >>7837516

Go Dennis

>>7837513
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

>>7837514
You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach.
Beside you on the branch is a small bird's nest.
In the bird's nest is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with fine gold inlay, and ornamented in lapis lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is hinged and closed with a delicate looking clasp. The egg appears extremely fragile.

>>7837515
What do you want to kill self with?

[ ] ?

>>7837529
[x] Kill self with hands

>>7837521
I don't know the word "dennis".

>>7837525
I don't know the word "intimate".

>>7837532
Suicide is not the answer.

>>7837529
Well I might as well go along with what I'm being led with.

[x] start to climb tree, checking footing and making sure branches are sturdy.

>>7837541
You cannot climb any higher.

>>7837529
[x] Get egg

>>7837570
Taken.

> Make delicious omelet

>>7837583
I don't know the word "omelet".

>>7837555
I guess I'll assume you're the same person

[x] Look around from my place in the tree for any sorts of notable things in the forest.

>>7837592
You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach.
Beside you on the branch is a small bird's nest.

[ ] ?

>Down
>North
>Count leaves

>>7837599
Well jee, that sounds familiar.

[x] Inspect nest for signs of recent use. Examine feather colours

>>7837599
[x] Eat egg

[x] Be Jack Noir

>>7837610
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.
--
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.
--
There are 69,105 leaves here.

>>7837612
You can't see any nest here!

>>7837616
I don't think that the jewel-encrusted egg would agree with you.

>>7837628
I don't know the word "be".
Also, Homestuck is a gigantic pile of shit.

>>7837632
[x] Put egg in anus

>>7837638
I don't know the word "anus".

>>7837632
Eh? But its right beside me, how does that work? Unless i was replying to someone else, oh well.

[x]Climb down off tree, walk down north path.

>>7837643
You might be confused because I'm not using a tripcode or anything. Just go with the flow.
Votes are executed in order.

XYZZY

>>7837643
You can't go that way.
The forest becomes impenetrable to the north.

>>7837652
A hollow voice says "Fool."

>>7837670
[x]Turn around and walk south down path.

>>7837683
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

[ ] ?

>>7837670
[x] Eat hollow voice

>>7837698
I don't know the word "hollow".

>>7837714
I don't know the word "voice".

>>7837707
[x] Eat voice

>>7837695
Ah.

[x] Continue down winding path

>>7837728
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

[ ] ?

I already played that story on 'chooseyourstory.com' or whatever was the name of the site.
There is nothing Original.

[x] JUMP
[x] IN
[x] THE
[x] LAKE

>>7837754
Are you enjoying yourself?
You can't go that way.
There was no verb in that sentence!
There was no verb in that sentence!

[x] Masturbate

>>7837779
I don't know the word "masturbate".

[x] Genuflect.

>>7837786
I don't know the word "genuflect".

>>7837805
Shit game. Dropped.

superior
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quest_(1983_video_game)

>Zork opening

Don't worry, OP, at least one person in this thread isn't a complete failure.

>>7837941
The hell is that supposed to mean

[X] Take Egg
[X] Open Egg
[X] Take Bauble

Fuck yeah, 2 of the items for the trophy case.

Oh, it didn't get deleted?

>>7837941
Thank goodness, huh?

>>7837979
You already have that!
You have neither the tools nor the expertise.
You can't see any bauble here!