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/jp/ JUST GOT AWESOME

it's homu time

Guess its time to go to bed then.

Party?... Let me Uncle Mugen join in the party as I sing the song of my people...

Tierra adorada,
hija del sol de Oriente,
su fuego ardiente
en ti latiendo está.

Tierra de amores,
del heroísmo cuna,
los invasores
no te hollarán jamás.

En tu azul cielo, en tus auras,
en tus montes y en tu mar
esplende y late el poema
de tu amada libertad.

Tu pabellón que en las lides
la victoria iluminó,
no verá nunca apagados
sus estrellas ni su sol.

Tierra de dichas, de sol y amores
en tu regazo dulce es vivir;
es una gloria para tus hijos,
cuando te ofenden, por ti morir.

homu homu

baby tu que juegas a ser
el mas crueirser
nadie mas te hace ser el mas fuerte
que un amor en tu vida
tendras q conocer

ey boy vas y vienes sin
ver q dia es hoy
y no sabes q hoy pasara.. algo especial

nada tienes q esconder
muxo menos q perder
mil vueltas da la vida pero sigues
dispuesto a conocer
alguien tan especial
pero tienes q pensar q es
algo mas q ablar
un solo gesto te puede cambiar
tienes q saber
q nadie mas q tu
solamente tu

tu solamente tu
y nadie mas q tu
dispuesto a afrontar la vida
tu decides ser el dueño
del bien y el mal

tu solamanente tu
y nadie mas q tu
dispuesto a afrontar la vida
tu decides ser el dueño
del bien y el mal

tu solamente tu
y nadie mas q tu
decides encontrar la verdad
tu.. tu tu tu.. tu tu tu

entre el bien y el mal lucharas
solamente tu decidiras

amiga el amor y la tierra es mi vida
bailaras la esencia de la vida
de ti depende que sea especial

pero tienes q pensar q es
algo mas q hablar
un solo gesto te puede cambiar
tienes q saber q nadie mas q tu
solamente tu

tu solamente tu
y andie ams q tu
dispuesto a afrontar la vida
tu decides ser el dueño
del bien y el mal

tu solamente tu
y nadie mas q tu
dispueto a afrontar la vida
tu decides ser el dueño
del bien y el mal

tu solamente tu
y nadie mas que tu
deicides encontrar la vrdad
tu.. tu tu tu.. tu tu tu

entre el bien y el mal lucharas
solamente tu decidiras

>>7834628
Me on the left.

>>7834628
Me on the right then.

>>7834523
TRÖTE

♪

Why is Ringo such a bitch?

You know, I got home from work today, and I decided that I'm going to shitpost on /jp/ all night, and now I feel just wonderful. Ever have days like that?

>>7835128

>>7835134

>>7835140

Aww yeah!

>>7835128
I was going to post that you fucking arsehole! ;_;

I need that homu homu image. You know which one.

reported like the fist of the north star.

>>7834529
Oh my God!

I hadn't noticed you in this thread Uncle Mugen!~
This thread is now 5 times better!!

If that is how it is... I shall sing the song of my people too!

Ouviram do Ipiranga as margens plácidas
De um povo heroico o brado retumbante,
E o sol da Liberdade, em raios fúlgidos,
Brilhou no céu da Pátria nesse instante.

Se o penhor dessa igualdade
Conseguimos conquistar com braço forte,
Em teu seio, ó Liberdade,
Desafia o nosso peito a própria morte!

Ó Pátria amada,
Idolatrada,
Salve! Salve!

Brasil, um sonho intenso, um raio vívido,
De amor e de esperança à terra desce,
Se em teu formoso céu, risonho e límpido,
A imagem do Cruzeiro resplandece.

Gigante pela própria natureza,
És belo, és forte, impávido colosso,
E o teu futuro espelha essa grandeza.

Terra adorada
Entre outras mil
És tu, Brasil,
Ó Pátria amada!

Dos filhos deste solo
És mãe gentil,
Pátria amada,
Brasil!

♪┌|°з°|┘♪ └|°ε°|┐♪ ┌|°з°|┘♪

>>7835160

>>7835208
He's still alive?

>>7835218
I really do hate you and now I'll need to wait for ages before they can be used again.

Damn you anon.

>implying you know what autism means
>implaying this is autism
>implayign /a/dmire for homu homu is autism
>impalfng it's ethical and moral justifiable making autism associate with some cool

>>7835225

>>7835218
>>7835246
So cute.

>>7835225
>I really do hate you and now I'll need to wait for ages before they can be used again.
Oh wow.

>>7835252
Yes I don't rename my images when I save them. Doing so it would possibly make me lose track of stuff.

I also don't muck around with images and keep them at the desired size.

>>7835255

W-wow... are you serious...?

>>7835225
If you're not going to modify an existing one, you could always make your own. Unsurprisingly easy with Touhou images.

>>7835262
Yes. I am dead serious.

There are a few iamges that I've renamed though. A perfect example would be this one

I'd wish everyone had just one copy of the same image, when looking in the archive you sometimes stumble across several different iterations of the same image. Really irritating when you look up the origin of stuff.

>>7835255
Reported.

>>7835255

The longer you put off organization, the more work you have to do when you finally get to it

Also, if you weren't unbelievably new to 4chan, you would know that you can just change a single pixel and then be able to post the "same" image as someone else

>>7835267
>banned for replying to alice

>>7835267

That's not what I'm talking about. Jesus Christ.

- Open image in paint
- Put a little pencil dot somewhere where it can be less seen
- Save

>>7835283
>Submitting frivolous reports will result in a ban.

>>7835281
>>7835285
Yeah, I do know this information... yet doing this it'd ruin a picture completley.

>>7835285
If you wanna be real smooth you could just ctrl+z before saving. Works to the same effect.

>>7835287
>it'd ruin a picture completley.
...

>>7835290
He's autistic, why are you surprised?

>>7835290
What I mean is that what if it's a picture that I like? it'd get ruined if I were to edit a picture and put a little dot on it that's impossible to see.

Of course I could always make a copy of it and just do it from there. But I hate making duplicates.

>>7835252
>Grand Autismo

>>7835287
>would ruin a picture completely

AUTISM OVERWHELMING

There's your edit.

And that's what I mean by "ruined" if you can see the problem.

>>7835315
Found it

>>7835313
Quit it with the autism d00d

>>7835315
>- Put a little pencil dot somewhere where it can be less seen

This does not mean put the black pixel on a blue-white area you autistic fuck.

>>7835315
Who the fuck puts a dot that big? And on a such visible place. What the fuck dude.

GL

>>7835321
I was just showing you that I "dislike" editing pictures to bypass something. Of course I picked this picture personally because no matter what, it's impossible to upload on here.

>>7835324
I wasn't going to do a masterfully done edit. So shut up.

>>7835315

HOW FUCKING NEW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE

OKAY YOU FAGNUGGET, LOOKY HERE

CAN YOU SEE WHERE I MADE MY EDIT? NO? THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A GODDAMN RETARD LIKE YOU. BLACK ON BLUE? NOT EVEN USING THE PIXEL SETTING AND GOING WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PHOTOSHOP BLOTCH? YOU MAKE ME SICK

15/10 YOU JUST SET OFF MY AUTISM

i bestow a sion-chan's platinum seal of autism on this thread.

>>7835334
10/10. I've never laughed so hard in my life at your rage.

And I was being lazy to. I just wanted to make a quick edit so it's the first colour that came to me.

And now because I made that fuck up, I can see that being spammed to death now during my stay here.

But you guys are funny.

>>7835340
>"Hey guys, I was only pretending/being lazy."

>>7835343
Oh I never said anything about pretending. If I were to actually "do" a proper edit, I'd have used a different colour altogether.

But when I do it nice and quick, I'd rather do something like make it black.

Why is Obama all over the place on Google when I searched for "antichrist autism"?

Well, who cares.

>>7835347
I used a black dot here >>7835332, find it.

>>7835340

NO, WAIT, I'M NOT DONE YET, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE TO SPAZ OVER

AND YOU SAID YOU HATE MAKING DUPLICATES, BUT WHAT DOES THAT MATTER? ARE YOU GOING TO *SAVE* EVERY IMAGE THAT YOU PERSONALLY POST? THE ONLY REASON TO EDIT AN IMAGE IN THIS WAY IS SO YOU CAN POST IT IF SOMEONE ELSE POSTED IT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAVE IT? YOU ALREADY HAVE THE ORIGINAL, SO IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU'VE "MARRED" IT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT ONE PIXEL IN YOUR PICTURE MIGHT BE A FEW SHADES OFF, BECAUSE *YOU HAVE THE FUCKING ORIGINAL YOU SHITBAG*

BLACK DOTS OF AUTISM

>>7835352
No you didn't. You merely used my image and switched it around so it could be posted again.

Maybe next time I do an edit, I'll put "I am a massive faggot. please rape my face" <--- just to annoy you.

>>7835355
No the point was that while I do hate using duplicates, it's what I'd have to do because I don't want to ruin the orignal. I have deleted that duplicate I had made of Ui so what seems to be the problem?

>>7835362
Can anyone possibly be THIS stupid?
With such a straightforward dedication you'll be able to become the currybutt 2.0 in a few months.

>>7835362
>used my image and switched it around
What does this even mean?

>>7835334
>>7835345
>>7835334
>>7835332
>>7835329
I can still see the dot.

>>7835372
I means that what you said here >>7835352 <--- is wrong because you weren't the one that made the dickish edit in the Ui picture.

>>7835371
>7835345
>I can still see the dot.
Impossible.

>>7835362

THEN SEE >>7835289. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAVE THE LITTLE PIXEL CHANGE. YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT, CTRL Z, AND SAVE. YOU *DO* KNOW WHAT CTRL Z DOES, RIGHT? CAN YOU WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THAT??

I HATE YOU AND I HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR. FILTERED, REPORTED, CALLED THE COPS, ETC

>CurryButt
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/currybutt/19397429/

>>7835382

>>7835379
But would it help me bypass the "malicious code" shit that I get when I'm trying to post the orignal?

>>7835387
The hell?

>>7835379
>>7835383 <--- here

^Aren't you going to give me an answer? Ctrl + z wouldn't work because if it did, I wouldn't need to edit the picture at all and I wouldn't be getting the "detected malicious" <--- and such and such.

>>7835383
>malicious code

NIGGER QUIT TRYING TO POST YOUR BOTNET INFESTED PICTURES OR WHATEVER, GODDAMN

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, IN THE.. 11,705 IMAGES I HAVE DOWNLOADED FROM 4CHAN, I HAVE HAD ONLY ONE SINGLE IMAGE EVER GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT WHEN I TRIED TO POST IT

YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I DELETED THE FUCKING PICTURE

YOU CAN FIND IT AGAIN. DEAL WITH IT

>>7834529
>>7834576
Mugen, record this in vocaroo.

>PARTY HARD

>>7835399
Of course I can find it again. But even if I find it again and save it, I am going to get the same results because for some reason - 4chan thinks it's a virus when I have clearly ran it for viruses and it's came out clean.

>>7835406
>Submitting frivolous reports will result in a ban.

You again? Reported for spamming.

>>7835407
I know. Reporting you is never frivolous though.

>>7835407
>Submitting frivolous reports will result in a ban.
You seem to be forgetting where you are.

Besides, right now you are spamming.

meganehomu is weak

>>7835417
>>7835419
Pray tell how I am spamming.

Incase you are forgetting, I'm not "constantly" using my trip. So please stop being a dick and using something that is going to get ignored.

kusosureaward.jpg

Real meidos don't need sleep.

>>7835407

YOU'RE BEING INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE. UNLESS YOU'RE DOWNLOADING YOUR FUCKING FILES FROM SCATMANWHORES.COM OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, THEY SHOULD BE CLEAN, WHICH MEANS YOU CAN POST THEM. IF NOT, THERE'S SOMETHING ALMOST DEFINITELY SOMETHING WRONG ON YOUR END, BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU'RE JUST CURSED WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING IMAGES FROM PIXIV OR WHATEVER

WE ARE DONE HERE. FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF. NOW GO BE STUPID SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>7835421
You are posting. That, in and of itself, is spamming. Reported. Go away already. Or, if you want to stay here, do not show your cancerous trip again.

>>7835427
I save all my Ui pictures from Pixiv.

>>7835429
You can't stop me from posting with my trip on. Of course on here, I don't use it as much.

Reported for mis-using the report button.

>>7835434
And I forgot to add that me merely posting (even with my trip off) isn't a reason to report.

>>7835434
Reported for misusing the report button. Don't play silly in here.
>>7835437
Reported for flooding.

>>7835434
Reported for trying to take my role as /jp/'s journalist

>>7835427
>>7835429

Shut the fuck up already, autistic retards.

>>7835441
Reported for painful irony.

WHO NAZI?

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

OP here, I've done karate and enjoyed it.

However, Aikido seems to take much time to properly learn.

I mean, with just 3 months of training you will mess up everything and make a defense move with no sense and get kicked.

More than that, yes, it is very good indeed.

Also it doesn't have that belt bullshit that karate has.

Considered Muai Thai, however it is too similiar to kickboxing, not my prefered thing.

Problem with Aikido is that I love to do tons of exercise. Not sure if you do much exercise on Aikido, or just some grappling techniques.

And no, I don't believe in the rhino thing.

Ninjutsu is also intersting, but there is only a ninjutsu dojo 400 km of where I live, and ninjutsu outside japan is usually bullcrap.

Also why you guys don't like karate? I will either do karate or aikido.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>7835441

NO, YOU SHUT UP! MY AUTISM SHALL NOT BE DENIED!

Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36...no, 14 years ago. But what is time anyway? To me it seemed like yesterday. For you, it might be tomorrow. I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. It's the story of a man. Known by 72 different names. I'm not sure which to call him by...When I first met him, his name was... Noboru Takeda. Even then he wouldn't let anyone bully him. Not even me.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.)
He was a pretty good guy. He never said anything back, which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Me- "You sure that's enough training?"


Him- "No problem. Everything's fine."

Him- "I'll take the best you have.
"


Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
Hey. What, you don't trust me? I guess. So far so good. You know I could never say no to you. After all - you are the one who showed me the light.
Noboru. Humans have a unique gift. The power of choice. Free will. They can follow any path they desire. So I choose the path if Aikido. The future of mankind depends on it. Time to go...

Ha estallado ya la guerra, hoy tenemos que luchar
Con el máuser en el hombro dispuestos a pelear
Adolf Hitler es mi líder no le pienso defraudar
Más de veinte mil tambores hoy redoblan en el frente
Cien, doscientos estandartes avanzando amenazantes
Voluntarios españoles se nos unen, son valientes…
Por el campo de batalla he de cumplir mi objetivo, apuntando y disparando en la sien de un judío, he alcanzado su cabeza, he cumplido mi objetivo!!!
En el campo de batalla yo me siento enfurecido, no debe temblar mi pulso debo apretar el gatillo, he alcanzado su cabeza, he matado a un judío!!!
Por Europa y su sangre obligados a matar, una lucha encarnizada que tenemos que ganar
La bandera de mi imperio me ayuda a disparar
Empezamos el ataque, avanzamos sin cesar, un ejército entero que su sangre van a dar
Odio y Furia antisemita, nunca nos podrán parar!!!
Por el campo de batalla he de cumplir mi objetivo, apuntando y disparando en la sien de un judío, he alcanzado su cabeza, he cumplido mi objetivo!!!
En el campo de batalla yo me siento enfurecido, no debe temblar mi pulso debo apretar el gatillo, he alcanzado su cabeza, he matado a un judío!!!

“Nunca olvides que gracias a Adolf Hitler fue rechazado de una vez para todas el comunismo que con su horda sangrienta amenazaba en 1932 avasallar a todo el continente, digan lo que digan, nos odie quien nos odie, pese a quien le pese y cueste lo que cueste por siempre…”

ORGULLOSOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7835465
Noko sage, you ass.

Yes but I like to besmear oneself with fresh warm dango and masturbate. Every day I walk with a black garbage bag and collect all dango that I see. For two full bags I spend all day. But when after heavy day I come home, I go to a bath, I turn on hot water... mmm and then I dump there my pleasure. And fap, imagining, that I has absorbed by huge dango. In general it seems to me, that dango, are able to think, they have families, cities, feelings, do not wash off them in a toilet bowl, shelter them, speak with them, caress them.... Oh, and yesterday in a bathroom, I had a wonderful dream when I have dived into the sea, and it turn into a dango; fishes, seaweed, jellyfishes all made of dango, even the sky, even the Allah.

>>7835440
Oh the irony behind that as soon as I read >>7835429 and >>7835417

Should be an edit button.

>>7835439
Go back to bed, White Ren.

>>7835477
Reported for assuming that White Ren sleeps. I am the goddamn batman.

>>7835477
>edit button

You went full retard. :P

Edit: Also reported lulz XD

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Picture yourself, in every moment of your life, passing from place to place and time to time. Picture those places and times and picture what happened to them. Has the past gone away when you left it? Is this true, can you not go back? If so, surely this can be the same way for places as it is for time. Imagine that when you leave a room, or simply turn away, a multitude of tiny organisms deconstruct the reality you can't see, and it ceases to exist. At the same time, the organisms weave together a new world wherever you go and for whatever you look at out of the material of that dead reality. This of course implies the back of your head does not exist either. So how does it seem familiar? Because when the back of your head does not exist, these organisms may restructure your brain directly in order to create the feeling of familiarity and of memory.
They do all this, without ever ceasing, out of knowledge passed down by instinct that when you cease to acknowledge reality, they as a whole will cease to exist, because reality is the knowing and they are the unknowing, both in mutual interdependence. In time they may attempt to rewire your brain or body to ensure this does not happen, but it is far more likely just one of them will realize that your brain is just a construct of your thought... and since thought is a product of your brain, that single organism, one of an infinite number of organisms will know it's true purpose is not in line with it's kind.

It's purpose is tanasinn.

>>7835480
>Reported for assuming that White Ren sleeps. I am the goddamn batman.

Reported for stealing White Ren #chilly tripcode.

LOL! aww HELL jea! party-in hard as HELL! :D

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>>7835488
But what of the man? I know his name was White Ren and I know, in 1605, he attempted to blow up the shitty /a/nons. But who was he really? What was he like? We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but 400 years later, an idea can still change the board. I've witnessed first hand the power of ideas, I've seen White Ren kill in the name of them, and die defending them... but you cannot kiss White Ren, cannot touch it, or hold it... ideas do not bleed, they do not feel pain, they do not love... And it is not an idea that I miss, it is White Ren...

Akiha thread?

You would report me? A laughable attempt no doubt, but I will prevail.

reported for defiling himari with that god awful shaft abomination

Reported for future reports.

>>7835519
Reported for illegal use of Time Magic.

Reported for reporting

O_o wierd thread,,,, im out