/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Not really.
Flat chests are boring.

>>7828565
You are fucking gay.

That looks more like Remilia with a ribbon and no wings.

Get out of here with that disgusting shit

Its not pure

Fuck no. I'm not one of those sick fucking lolicon pieces of shit pedophiles. They are the cancer killing /jp/.

Also, this image has been SAFENED.

>>7828570
Not.

You've been misinformed.

>>7828580
Whew! For a second there, I thought you guys were sickos!

>>7828577
Suwako isn't flat.

>>7828589
Meant to post this.

Glad you guys wouldn't bathe a loli if given the chance.

Children should never be sexualized.

Loli does not look like real children, that's the point.

>>7828600
100% agreed!

>>7828562
yeah, i dislike lolis
some guys hate me for that ;_;

>>7828594
Why? I would bath enyone if they ask me politely, be it grandpa or loli or whatever. You are weird.

>>7828620
W-What?!

Even if you had to scrub her chest and...other parts?

>>7828594
I would bath a loli so I could make sure that those other sick fucks weren't bathing her.

My intentions are never short of pure.

>>7828622
You're quick to think in the gutter, its common practice to scrub their back because they can't reach it.

>>7828620
How about if you were asked to function as a toilet for a loli desperate to relieve herself?

>>7828622
Well, it's bathing after all, naturally. Why would you even ask.

>>7828610
How can you dislike lolis?

No. I like the small bodies of ancient monsters.

>>7828593
But all touhous are canon flat.

>>7828630
What the fuck are you saying?
If someone is desparate for toilet I can lend toilet paper...

>>7828647
Komachi and Sakuya are not Touhous already?

>>7828665
>Implying Sakuya isn't flat

>>7828678
>Implying she is

>>7828562
WOW, IF IT ISN'T DANIEL BOORU FRESH OUT OF THE SHOWER

HE'S SUCH A STUD YOU HAVE TO BLACK-BOX HIS NIPPLES

fucking retards, lol

>>7828678
Well, such thing was not mentioned in canon series so it would be wise to say that she is not flat. Not like I care though. Neither about Sakuya's breast nor about bust size generally, as long as it is not too large.

>>7828692
Well, I don't care much for Sakuya's breasts anyway.

Her feet, on the other hand...

>>7828653
Would you consent to ingesting lolipiss or alternatively, lolipoop if called upon by a little girl in need?

>>7828707
My dear friend, you seem to be mentally sick and should visit a doctor as it's not appropriate for you to remain here since eveyone here is perfectly sane, straight and sociable as you can see. It's not a place for you, unfortunately.

>>7828707

Well, only if that got me a chance with her.

No rape is going to happen here.

as long as theyre females it's HELLa alright

>>7828732
Urine from a young girl is the richest nectar one can have the pleasure of savoring. Surely it isn't unreasonable to contend her solid waste wouldn't be any less decadent.

>>7828580

>They are the cancer that started /jp/

Fixed.

Don't forget, we were all labeled directionless pedophiles years ago. Don't tell me you've forgotten.

>>7828796
Are you implying all the original board jumpers are pedophiles my good sir, because I disagree.

>>7828689
Both are flat, according to ZUN's art.

>>7828814

Either pedophiles or people with equivalent fetishes.

blah blah all the same blah

your drink is served

>>7828875
Lemonade? Thank you, little girl!

>>7828983
5 minuets later

>>7828983
>>7829028
xD that was a grat one

>>7828875

/jp/ - Watersports/Coprophagia General

>>7828581
MY DREAMS.
THEY ARE RUINED.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

I would help relive a loli as their personal toilet. I would serve as their receptacle of all mater of wastes; liquid, solid and then some. As I watch their little pic rose buds twitch and contort open I would smell and savor the smell of their lolifarts. I would gladly take in their lolipoop and feel around with it with my tongue and see if I can pick out any food pieces that may have been left undigested such as various sweets and cake-y. Swallowing their precious wastes I would then receive their delicious holy water with which to help drink down their lolipoop depending non the consistency of their poop on that given day.

>>7829482
Thanks for that nightmare, asshole. The sage, too.

I love teenage booby Cirno.

>>7829275
Using the same twisted logic you could say you are a rotting meatbag in "larval" state.

The numbers of heretics and faggots in here is disturbing.

For your information, Cirno is probably about 60-70 years old.

if you dont like lolis then im sorry but you are perverted

>>7829142

How appropriate for a board full of shit.

I'm no pedo, the woman I fell in love with just happened to be a little girl.

wtf went wrong with your lives

I enjoy both medium sized breasts and flat chest but I enjoy flat chest more.

Naizuri is proof that god loves us.

God tier
Flat chested women

High tier
Flat chested lolis

Mid tier
Large breasted women

Oh shit what the fuck are you doing tier
Large breasted lolis

>>7830449

You appear to be confused. Allow me to help.

God Tier:
Flat chested lolis

High Tier:
Large breasted lolis

Shit Tier:
Women

I prefer the bodies of waxed thin men aged 16 to 22.

>>7828610
is that thing still alive or it sinked in a sea of buttcheeks?

>>7830449
>doesnt like oppai loli

the fuck?

Well, actuallly...I don't like lolis too.
sorry, but I had to take the chanche to do outing as long I'm not alone...

>>7830490
Get out. Nobody likes this shit beside you in here.

>>7830490
oppai loli are an abomination!

>>7830482
Both

>>7830492
>>7830491
I like them too. But much prefer un-lolified things. (Insert that picture of adult Flandre)

ITT: Pedophile reverse-trolls?

>>7830527

Heresy. Lolified things are the best invention of humanity. i.e. Any person, animal or object turned into a loli.

>>7830531
Well I'll only agree to disagree with you I'm afraid, because I think adultized loli is the best thing.

I don't get this war between loli and hag lovers. As long as she has an agreeable personality and a serious interest in becoming your faithful life partner, it is simply inhuman to refuse a cute 2D girl just for her age and breast size. It's not like she wanted her body to be that way, you know.

Though, it'd be adorable for a shy stalker type large-breasted girl to try reducing her chest size by eating less so that you'll notice her, only to become a futakuchi-onna in the process and gain the power to take you by force, so that when you wake up, you'd see your arms and legs bound by her prehensile hair and your penis squeezed between her warm, soft breasts, while she tells you that she'll keep you ageless with her demonic power and keep raping you for decades until you learn to love her unconditionally and become a yandere couple with her.

I'd even say this applies to 3D, but there are little to no cute and faithful 3D girls.

>>7830490
One of the things I like about lolis is their DFCs. Sticking a pair of tumors on them lessens their appeal.