/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>in a video game district of downtown Tokyo

...Oh god, no.

6/8/08 NEVER FORGET!

Slow news

>>782156
Stop.

>>782163
I hope he played GTA regularly.

I told you that guy was hardcore.

For the lazy; Some crazy hikkokumaru went on a rampage in Akihabara. First he drove a truck through some stores, then he took out his knife and stabbed people in his way. Managed to kill three people, wound 17. Some of the wounded are in critical condition.

http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUST27752620080608

>>782171
Oh wait, five dead now.

>>782171
>hikkokumaru

...

Any good loot?

Too much Yume Nicco can do that to you.

>>782178
You know what I mean.. However the fuck you spell that word. Japanese loser.

>>782163
i like it how they slip that part in so casually.

>>782181

Actually, it's yume nikki.

holy hell, v-tech just kicked in, yo!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OTAKUS ARE DEAD AND IM LAUGHING IM SO FUCKING COOL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>782180

A Dire Kneesock.

>>782190
Retard, if you don't know how to spell a word then don't make yourself look like an idiot and use it. If you must use it, use google for the correct spelling, you stupid faggot.

Sage for underaged kids.

>>782182
Yeah, pretty funny how out of all the words they could choose to describe akihabara, they chose videogame.

So they finally got started on the otaku problem.

TOKYO (Reuters) - As many as five people might have died and at least 10 more were wounded after a man went on a knife rampage through Tokyo's popular electronics district on Sunday, a fire department official said.

The man, identified as a 25-year-old member of one of Japan's yakuza crime syndicates, began shouting and stabbing passers-by in the Akihabara area, NHK television reported, showing footage of several ambulances stopped in the district's crowded streets.

At least 15 people were stabbed and as many as five might have died, an official for the Tokyo Fire Department said.

Local media reported the man had been arrested, but a spokesman for the Tokyo police department was unable to confirm the arrest, or if the man was affiliated with an organized crime group.

One woman told NHK she saw a stabbing victim collapsed on the road, lying unconscious in a "large pool" of blood.

Akihabara, traditionally home to retailers of electronics and gadgets, has become synonymous in recent years with Japan's expansive "nerd" culture of video games, comic books and outlandish fashion.

Popular with locals and tourists, the area is often crowded on weekends.

Do ho ho, hikikorosu? Hikikomori?

THINK ABOUT THE
PEOPLE IN THE ROOM

I NEED YOU TO BRING
AS MANY PEOPLE AS
POSSIBLE

>>782204
BAAAAAAWWWWW, go tittyfuck your mousepad you butthurt weeabo.

This isn't /n/.

Somebody report this.

>>782213
I wish people like you didn't exist. The world would be a far better place.

>>782207
I wonder what kind of lame sentence will the courts give him.

I wonder what stores he drove through...

>>782219 The world would be a far better place.
How the fuck would you know since you never leave your parent's basement?

>>782213
>BAW

GANTZ... it's happening.

>>782223

Death.

There's already a thread for this.

Somebody report this.

>>782226
>Random assumptions based on personal life experience

>>782223
Oh, he will get the death penalty no doubt.

>>782232
Yeah, that's what they gave the guy who stormed a school and killed some kids a while back.

>>782223
A small fine for littering.

>>782207
Have the yakuza declared war on otaku?

>>782236
Its autosaging, drop dead.

>>782236
Backseat mod much?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OTAKUS ARE DEAD AND IM LAUGHING IM SO FUCKING COOL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>782171
>>782190
If a hiki left his home that would automatically make him not a hiki.

I wish idiots wouldn't derail threads with insults in a fucking anonymous image board. I could understand this kind of act from tripfags, but from people with no identity?

>>782226
Oh wow, refrain from posting to not make yourself look like a retard even more.

>>782236
>Somebody report this

BAAAAAAAW

BAAAAAAAAAAAW

i hate 3d shit in /jp/ too but i'm smart enough to not be a complete faggot about it

>>782259
underaged kids need to be taught a lesson

>>782259
You can tell retard school is out when the internet toughguys proliferate.

>>782223
A reward

Anyone know why a yakuza would give a rats ass about taking out otakus and NEETs?

>>782288

you made me fucking ctrl+f for that post number and it turned out to be ME

could you be any more retarded?

/b/tard = 782265

>>782275
>retard school

fuck i lol'd

>>782282
Got me there. Tried to break into the fuckdoll trade?

wait, are they all random targets because the suspect was RAGE or was it all JUST AS PLANNED

>>782307

At least that's what the formula for the internet says.

>>782282
Probably held a meaningless grudge for them. You know like every jap against a group of people.

Most likely he was just batshit insane.

>>782288

I don't know who told you reporting and sucking mod cocksucking was cool, but they lied.

>>782282
He probably said the yakuza bit just to try to scare the police

>>782259
That doesn't make sense. Anonymous people are more likely to behave like retards, exactly because they're anonymous.

>>782299

JUST AS RAGED

>>782282
because they are the people least likely to be missed by society?

Someone was PISSED because they took his pokemans. Or vidyas. Or used panties or whatever the fuck they peddle there.

This better not make elevens not air my animu this week.

>>782322
They're putting a nationwide ban on anime until they can figure out the Yakuza connection.

Got riped off over a PS3.

All of those who stopped worry died.

does /a/ have a thread about this?

This evidence proves my client couldn't have stabbed those people!

Therefore... the true culprits were the witnesses! All of them!

>>782339

no, /a/ is shit

why would they care about anything other than code geass, gurren lagann, naruto, and bleach?

Don't worry, I'm on the Akiba case.

Mr. Stabby, doo dodoo doo doo...

>>782351
Safe? Dude, they've been robbing and beating up otaku there for years.

If you think about this from the angle that Akihabara is pretty much the only safe place for otaku, this is even more sad.

>>782247
YAKUZA DECLARES WAR ON OTAKU!
FILM AT 11

>>782347
is it really that bad nowadays?

fuck.

All Japanese Otaku must die.

so whats the motivation

>>782359
>All Otaku must die.
fixed that for you

>>782363
He had a knife. Otakus existed.

>>782359
What about me?

Man, this whole thing is just like in one of my Japanese Animes...

BUSTED

Here is the thread about its on /v/:
>>>/v/15951747

The criminal is you. Of course.

>>782374
Nice shoes

Japan is the lowest country where the public peace is bad.

>>782374
Only two stars for all those kills? Should have used grenades.

>>782351
From this event, the Japanese Government has recognized the long years of discrimination and hardship the Otakus have experienced in Japanese society and has therefore chartered an enclave in the Northern Greater Tokyo Area

Ladies and gentlemen, the Otaku Free State.

>>782391
THE UNITED STATES OF OTAKU.
THERE IS ONLY ONE REQUIREMENT TO BE A CITIZEN.

AND THAT IS.
TO HATE 3D PIGS.

>>782396
I guess I'm not joining then.

>>782363
Social Darwinism.

>>782401
probably because you're an aya fag.

Well with 3 to 5 dead he will get the rope. I bet they already have a confession.

>>782404
That anorexic singer? Nope.

YAKUZA DECLARE WAR ON OTAKU

War were declared.

外人ふざけんじゃねぇよ

someone translate please?

what happens when otaku fight back?

>>782384
>>nice boat

>>782442

Kaiji

>>782444
OH SHI-

Newsflash:

Organized mobs of otaku are now retaliating by vowing to never set foot in Shinjuku again.

>>782440
"In light of the recent tragedy, Sunrise has decided not to air this week's episode of Code Geass."

Newsflash: Organized mobs of otaku are now retaliating by vowing to never set foot in pachinko parlors, illegal gambling dens, soap lands or the general Shinjuku area ever again

>>782448
i know enough japanese to know you're full of shit

>>782450

and yakuza profits remained unscathed

>>782391
The flag of the Otaku Free State "Otaki"

>>782455
This looks mighty Jewish to me.

>>782453

translation: i know "code geass" in japanese

>>782455
I'd rather fly this flag.

ha ha
oh wow

I CAN SEE THE LINES

>>782453
MUST YOU DESTROY MY EVERY HOPE?

>>782440

"An otaku guy who looked like Densha Otoko was killed."

A farcical caption, to be sure.

Maybe futaba gets ruined by summer as well, and he figured in Akihabara there was a good chance he was killing the right people.

God knows if there was a place you fucks gathered I'd go on a stabbing spree, too. This thread is so fucking SUMMER.

>>782440
Behaving like Train Man, otaku men have been killed.

This some kind of bad pun or am I reading out of context?

>>782463
*sigh*
電車男　something something オタク男　something something されました

>>782471
thanks!

someone rule 34 stab-happy guy and post it to 2chan.

>>782492

oh lawd

>>782492
Sadly I lack all artistic skill whatsoever. Otherwise he'd have a knife for a dick.

お前らアメリカ人は面白いだろうな

>>782492
I'd love to but I promised earlier not to draw any Guro material today... maybe tommorrow...

>>782501

"You Americans sure are interesting."

stab-happy guy vs nevada
whoever wins...ect

did he kill a maid? fuck. that's just wrong. you arent supposed to kill NPCs

Sorry...
>>782501
is crazy Futaba Anon

>>782529
Is he not banned yet?

he was an amature gynecologist practitioner.

apparently, no one told him ANIME DIFFERS FROM REALITY.

>>782213
In a logical world, weeaboo-bashing on a weeaboo board would warrant an instant ban.

>>782501
Your Japanese is too simplistic and textbook to pass for an eleven.

>>782537
who would ban him? /jp/ has no mods

>>782556
keep telling yourself that.

>>782468
Is this why they turned it into a Sofmap? I liked that Yamagiwa Soft.

If people were allowed to carry guns there, none of this would have happened.

>>782265 i'm smart enough
Quite the contrary.

>Your Japanese is too simplistic and textbook to pass for an eleven.
いやシンプルと言われてもなぁ･･･
つうかイレブンって俺は日本人だっつうの
コードギアスの観過ぎじゃねぇのか？

It embarrasses it even if said it's simple.
I am Japanese even if said 11.
You are seeing of CodeGeass too much.

>明らかにフェイクなengrish乙
あぁスマンな英語は苦手なもんで
翻訳エンジンぶち込んだ奴そのまま転載したわ

>>782613
明らかにフェイクなengrish乙

oh wow, that's fucked up. really weird thing too is that I just woke up after having a dream about stabbing people.

>>782627

YOU ARE CONTROLLING JAPANESE PEOPLE WHEN YOU ARE DREAMING

>>782603
gb2/k/ and I don't see a bunch of pistol-wielding people stopping a guy running people over in a truck.

>>782627
I just bought a new knife. Funny, huh?

>>782529
NOOOOH! D:

>>782628
SHOOT THE ENGINE BLOCK I LEARNED THIS FROM HOLLYWOOD

>>782150
why the fuck are they taking pictures with their cellphones for?
>>782440
why are these maids still working? I'd get the FUCK outta there

>>782440
the first bit says Densha Otoko =\
nfi about the rest.

>>782640
They take pictures of everything. They take pictures of cats. They take pictures of sidewalks.

>>782640
It's their jpb.

>>782648

sorry but i didn't sign up to get stabbed

i'd be haulin ass in my hot little maid miniskirt

>>782603
If people were allowed to carry guns the criminal would have started shooting instead of stabbing and would have probably taken people hostage.

>>782640
you would too, if you just witnessed an accident/murder/rampage

you might get a rare shot that's worth brownie points with the media

>>782649
they would've been dishonored by their bosses, raped and ordered to jump into a speeding train to cause a little inconvenience to everyone riding the trains that day.

>>782655
THIS IS WHAT WEEABOOS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>782653

I'm not the person you're referring to, but I personally wouldn't.

1. I've never been interested in photos or camera.
2. I do have a good camera in my phone, but I always leave my phone on my desk.
3. I'm not that smart, which is probably why I've wasted so much money in my life. How do you come up with such genius ideas?

>>782651
i agree with everything except the hostage part, he probably would've just killed more people before he ran out of bullets.

>>782656
ok, you personally wouldn't, congratulations

>>782659

One line and three bullet points were TL;DR for you, eh, Anonymous?

>>782649
The guy was fucking arrested. It isn't a disease. The people that got stabbed aren't going to go around stabbing more people.

>>782653
Also not who you're replying to, but I personally wouldn't. It kind of makes me RAGE that other people do. But sometimes I'm a moralfag like that.

AKIBA MUSOU
AKIBA GUNTZ

Gah. Well that's just fucking horrible.

>>782661
exactly which part of my post implied tl;dr

shit sux. he was doing the world a favor

>>782664
Fuck that, I would have tried to take picture of one of corpses and would have made the my wallpaper.

Fuck yeah, RL guro.

>>782664

I'm not the person you're referring to, but sage

>>782664

I wouldn't either. It's not so much I'm a moralfag, it's that I don't want to come off as nosy.

People think snapping a picture with a camera is somehow less obnoxious than having a big ass camera with flash and everything. It's not.

>>782613
ああ！叱正だ！
○|￣|＿

Akiba was here, Akihabara is a loser.

>>782681
yakuza was here
otaku is a loser

>>782391
The entire nation would die off after one generation

Jesus Christ, trolls abound. Every post from >>782171

and onwards is a fucking troll.

>>782664
Hey, we're friends. Right?

>>782684
You guys keep calling him a yakuza but it's all self-proclaimed. He's probably another delusional otaku just like the worthless sacks of soulless crap he killed.

今日いかなくてよかったわ

>>782677
>>782675
Yeah, yeah. There are just some lines I think are better off not crossed; I know there are many who disagree.

>>782689
you think there would be a serious discussion on this? In fact, that would probably be more shitty than the one we have now.

>>782674

How cute.

>>782700
I don't know about you but I'm enjoying laughing at the misery of others.

>>782657
>i agree with everything except the hostage part, he probably would've just killed less people before he ran out of bullets.

Fixed. Knives don't run out of ammo.

>>782714

SHENHUA IS THAT YOU?!

>>782714
You don't have to be standing next to someone to shoot them with a gun.

>>782714
PROTIP: you can carry both.

>>782721
>>782720

MOTHER FUCKING KUKRIS ATTACHED TO WIRES, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THEM?

some anime will immediately cancel broadcast...

>>782728
the kukri is not designed to be thrown.

>>782743

THERE IS NOTHING TAIWANESE MERCENARY ASSASSINS CANNOT THROW

>>782745
You lost me.

>>782741

please let it be geass please let it be geass please let it be geass

>>knife

... *sigh* it's called tanto (-___-)

>>782752
DIE.

DIE RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER.

>>782745
Fuck Taiwanese mercenary assassins. Spetsnaz is where it's at.

So yeah I mention on another thread that my friends was heading there during the stabbing.

Turns out they were there; they happen to be inside a store right as it happened.

Yes they're safe.

>>782755

Spetsnaz don't need a kukri on a string to kill from far range.

They do it with their bare fists.

>>782752
*raises tanto*

>>782752

1/10

i chuckled

>>782755
You called?

>>782757
OH WOW THEY WERE SOMEWHERE WHERE TONS OF OTHER PEOPLE ALSO WERE DURING SOME EVENT? HOLY SHIT!

>>782768
NO BUT CAN'T YOU SEE, HE IS SPECIAL! HE HAS FRIENDS WHO ARE IN JAPAN!!!!!111 IN AKIHABARA!!!!!

>>782758

Earth Slash and Wave Fist?

_

>>782776
I wonder if the assailant made the :3 face as he went about his rampage.

:3

>>782776
That woman is clearly taking sexual advantage of the old men in his weakened vulnerable state.

FANTASTICO!

>>782787
What woman?

It was a yakuza disguised as an otaku.

>>782797
Fuuuuck. I hate spies with their buggy hit-box backstabs.

>>782755

Take your /b/ images elsewhere, please.

I hate you faggots.

Later we'll find out that he's a Britannian and that America's going to lay waste to Akihabara with cluster munitions

>>782695
It was good that I didnt go today

>>782801
BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

i gotta go through akiba tonight to get home, lucky I decided to come home later instead of today.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=CimwJTi7WbA

>>782822

Wat?

>>782374

OHSHIIIIIII

i like pspguy, eh plays the psp and never afraids of murderers

They should just kill him "Because everybody hates him anyway"

The dude?

I wasn't there because I overslept and when I got up this was already on the news.

Damn shit.

Bad planning. If he would have done this on Omotesando or Takeshita-dori he would have hit way more people. Akihabara is just too broad and open, people can flee into any direction.

DENSHA, NOOO

The marder is 2chnneler.

Shameless Otaku is shameless.

>>783346
They rock.

Ota-King

JESUS FUCK, IT'S RIGHT HERE! STOP STARTING NEW THREADS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

>>783346

hi mom